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July 15, 2019 15 mins

We have all  been there , we chat about why we were all in the doghouse. Listen to Greg T's reasoning!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Firm Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. All right, we've got
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(00:24):
many people edition of the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast.
Around the Morning Show Podcast table, there's Gandhi, there's Scattered,
There's Dave Brody, There's the One and Only Garrett, that's it,
the Good American, there's Danielle. So today on the Big Show,
we were talking about something we're gonna bring up on
the show tomorrow, and that's being in the doghouse. And

(00:47):
I's got to tell you, and as I love to
tell you, on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast, we
talk about things in here we don't talk about on
the show. This is exclusive stuff. I am currently in
the doghouse. How it's kind of stupid actually, but stid

(01:07):
to you, but not stupid to him. I did not
participate in a fun evening. I decided to I chose
to go home and go to bed going out with him. Yeah, okay, okay.
And it was pointed out to me, well, you know,
every time you want me to go out with you
and you're ready to go out and play. I'm always
there at your side, and I wanted you to be
at my side. This when you tell the story, it

(01:28):
sounds so stupid and lame. But last night Alex wanted
to go out and I'm like, I don't want to
go out. He's like, well, I'm going out. I'm gonna
go out and have one drink. And then four hours
later he drags home drunk. But I didn't want to
go do that. I didn't want to go ahead and
drink like I just wanted to stay home. Anyway, So
he's acting a little shady towards me because he says

(01:49):
and he's giving me examples of when he didn't want
to go in and I wanted him to go and
he did. So today he's actually, well, you didn't do
this last night, so today you had to me. That's
the equivalent of being in the doghouse. So we have
to take mom shopping. I have to go and you
will like it and I'll be even. I mean, in

(02:12):
any other doghouse story, you said something that I disagreed with.
You said earlier that if you're in the doghouse, you
know why you're there. There's times I'm in the doghouse
and I have no clue. That's not fair, you see,
That's what I'm talking about. That's not fair. Half of
the time I finally figure out, okay, well, what is it.
What's bothering me? Well, I had a dream ship. I'm sorry.

(02:36):
I hate when that happens. You get put in the
doghouse because they have a bad dream. You guys have
a good one. You get more in the doghouse if
you ask why you're in the doghouse because they get
mad at you. How you don't even know, you don't
even realize what you did, or you get because I've
had this happen. Tell me why you think I'm upset

(02:59):
that you names you didn't that you didn't even know
you did. Always say I'm you say I'm sorry? What
are you sorry? You don't even know what you're sorry.
The worst is when you ask for clarification, once you're
trying to figure out if you're out of the doghouse,
You're like, we good. Maybe I've never had less to

(03:19):
contribute to a conversation. I've never ever been in any
type of troubled doghouse in any relationship with modelfriend to parents.
I feel opposite of this because I feel like I'm
always the one in the dogs. It was the last
thing you were in the dog has for guns the
last night I have. I do this thing where like

(03:44):
I just fall asleep out of nowhere, like the sleepiness
will hit me and I'm going to sleep like that's it.
So I don't say good night. I don't say goodbye
to anybody. I just go to bed. So at like
eight o'clock yesterday, I thought I'm gonna close my eyes
for fifteen minutes, and then I woke up at one
am to a phone filled with hatred from everyone in
my life, like you of alone, You can't just disappear,
What is going on? Where are you? What the funk
are you doing? Like that kind of stuff, And I

(04:04):
was like, oh, ship, you're right. I guess I should
night before. I do stuff like that all the time,
Like I'm just really careless about things. To me, that
really isn't a dog house offense worthy of I don't
think so either. But then when you try to say,
like come on, it's fine, then they get more mad. Yeah, yeah,
I was in the doghouse last weekend. We were in
a long car ride, and we probably had about forty

(04:28):
minutes left in the ride, and I realized that the
Elvis Duran Morning show, Twitter and Instagram did not have
updated stuff with the World Cup and the kid from
Disney that passed away. And so I said, you know what,
it's a weekend, it's a holiday weekend. I'm gonna get
on that. So I was like, oh, take me a minute,
grab a couple of pictures, put them up whatever. And
so I started doing that, and then the log in

(04:50):
didn't work for the Instagram that I had, So I
had a text scary and scared and get back to me.
So I texted someone in digital and so what happens
is I have a problem going going down the rabbit
hole where you think it's a five minute task, but
it turns into an hour long task and you lose
track of time. And so at some point my wife says,

(05:12):
we're here. Somehow forty five minutes had gone by, and
I'm just gonna post something on Instagram. I was like
zombied out, and so I said, well, she goes. You
ignored me for an hour, like I was an uber
driver and I and I so I made the mistake
of saying I was really only like forty two minutes.
That compounded it. That's the point you're gonna make, right,

(05:34):
because that I my question was the time of it.
I was like, it was really only like forty as
if that was okay? So, yes, I was in the
doghouse to Wednesday quickly. You can't be too specific or
you can't really correct someone because I I try, I'll
always fight. You know. It would be the same thing
with me. Oh, you were on your phone for an
hour and it was really only thirty minute, right, I

(05:59):
would just like, could to be forty minutes angry at me?
Not an hour right now. But when you say that,
oh it was only forty minutes that I don't give
a ship whether it was felt like a freak. You
lose credibility when you get the time wrong. I rolled
over and played dead. You would have a special Uh,
somebody that's always probably in the dog house. Great t see. Hey,

(06:20):
good morning guys. You are you bringing back my key
that you had today? I gave it to Drake and
then Drake has it. Oh so you're not coming back
of course? Not okay, Well, thank you for phoning this in.
So we're talking about When was the last time you
were in the dog house? When was the last time
you're in the dog house with Trish? Oh, that would

(06:43):
be yesterday. So um, So, she and my daughters were
away for a couple of days and when they got
back on I guess Sunday morning or Saturday night they
got back and um, I said to Trish yesterday, I said, hey,
you know, I know you've been away for a long
time and I've been alone. Maybe you know the kids

(07:04):
are in the pool right now, so we should get
a quickie end. And then she all of a sudden
screamed at me and said, you know, you need to
grow up. That's all you think about, That's all you
ever want to do. You know, you can't even have
to tell you And I said, why can't? What do
you mean to tell your conversations? I'm like this if intelligent,
I said, I We're a husband and wife. It's what

(07:27):
we do. And then she goes, you know, Greg, grow up.
I don't want to talk to you anymore. And then
that was the end of it. And then she like
avoided me the rest of the day and then I
ended up going to sleep by myself. She stayed in
bed with my daughter. I think I could be wrong
because I'm not married and haven't been in a relationship
forever like a lot of people, But I'd be really
happy if my husband wanted to have sex with me

(07:48):
when the kids are in the pool. I said, that's
what I said. I said, that guy, you know, I said,
do you know how many? Do you know how many men?
I said, like god be, I said, do you know
how many women would be so excited that their husband
is going to them right now? You know, after all
these years? Sexy all of us. I kind of see

(08:13):
where Gregg's coming from in the sense of this, can
you explain? Can you? Daniel and Gunny? Can you explain
what Greg t did wrong? And with scary assumes is correct? Yeah,
why would you? She should not be thankful that you
still want to have sex with her. That's absolutely ridiculous.

(08:35):
You guys are in a loving relationship. I feel like
the guy. There are certain guys that probably lose interest
over time, and I think that Greg all these years later,
is super compassionate about his life and want to do it.
And I think that's a great representation of that. You're
you're still into the marriage. I think that question. Yeah,

(09:00):
it was tris tired, like it's she been doing something
all day. Yeah, she was trying to get the kids
all caught up, like, you know, doing their laundry and
stuff and making their beds. And maybe not maybe if
you did the laundry, you could do the laundry. If
you did a load, maybe you get one. Maybe if
you had done Hey, Trish, I know you're tired. Let
me help you out with that. And you helped it

(09:21):
with the laundry. Hey, you helped get stuff done. She
might have been like damn by the end of the day. Yeah,
you know all sex right, first of all, I do
those things and then she keelse me, what do you
think you deserve an award that sex this weekend at all? No, No,

(09:44):
let's listen. Let's face it. Let's face it. You know
time doesn't make us get any better looking time and quality?
Are you talking about yourself? No? No, I could say
what he's talking about himself? Okay, yeah, let me ta
none of that. Way, hold on, take get the Monthly

(10:08):
Mood app. You need to track your weeks. Oh my god,
but here's the thing where men where men get beer
bellies women Hang up, Hang up now, keep it going. Okay,
this is your last. Okay, finish this statement, and then
we're gonna move on to something off. Women's butts get big,
and men's get and men get beer bellies, So not

(10:28):
all of us look great. So the fact that I
want to give loving to my wife extremely here's what
you do, Tresh. You should be thankful I want to
tap that fat, saggy years. You shouldn't want to have
sex with me. You should be grateful. No one else
would want to tap that belly. You know why if

(10:52):
she doesn't give it to me, there's gonna be another woman.
There's no way she could do a minute all bad.
There's no better than him. You know you got you're
screaming and yawned at him. But mean, while you're the
great team in your relationship, what does that mean? Meaning
that I don't know, Maybe you should give some advice
to Trish because if you think about it, you're you're

(11:15):
the one that's your next this weekend. That's my point.
But her husband's not like turning down in the situation
right now. But Sheldon and I are totally different than
Trish and and Tea. We have two totally different relationships
sex that I was complaining about my body this weekend,

(11:39):
and my husband stops me and he goes, honey, you
look great no matter what. Whether you're heavier, you're skinnier,
it doesn't matter. I love you no matter what. If
you want helping, right before he says, now, do me
a the time I tell you look beautiful, babe. You're
so good looking, Babe, you're so hardy maybe the bab

(12:03):
and my husband's in better shape now that he's been
in years, right, But my point is it's easy for
all of us to yell and scream at him when
we were all in happy sexual relationships and he's not
getting shipped. All right, let's go back with Greg. So,
t you were home all week right, Where was there
anything in and around the house you could have done

(12:25):
that Trish might have needed done but didn't get done
by the time she got home. I did do a
lot of things at the house. I made sure that
everything was clean, all the laundry was done, all the
distes were taken out of the dish, the laundry five
minutes ago. The girls know she did the laundry from
what the girls brought with them on vacation, but they

(12:46):
had to go away. So she had all that crap,
you know, So that's fine, But I did do all
those things I need. Dirty of the house deserved it
the way you asked, like, maybe, yeah, can we can
let's practice. Let's practice real quick. Instead of saying yo yo,
the girls are in the pool, let's do it big,

(13:08):
what would you say instead, Danielle coach him? What would
you want to hear if you play, Trish? Okay, you play,
you tell how tired you are with all the kids
in the packing and the laundry. That's scary. Started do
we have to do this now? I've been working all day.
I've been trying to get everything ready the kids. Okay,

(13:31):
well I just I just have to take it from there.
Because he stopped talking, okay, I will say I would say, listen,
I'll take all the stress off of you. You just
relax and let me do all the work. But you know,
I didn't take a shower, just like Dirty, I didn't
shave him. I'm not I'll say, okay, it's okay. We're
all animals and our bodies. I don't care, you know,

(13:59):
say that. Don't worry, honey, I'll do all the work
and don't call your wife an animal, smell the animals.
I don't need you to part you don't, Hey, honey,
can you just you just lay there. I'm out of
my socks, a roll in the wash. Okay, well one
last try. Okay, you can try one one more because
I think what she knows is seriously like talk to

(14:20):
your wife, talk all right, yo, all right, so no, babe,
I go listen. Um, the girls are in the pool
like they're never going to come out of the pool
right now. So let's go and do quickie right now.
You don't do anything pulled down to pan. Let's do quickie.

(14:41):
Let's do quickie. Let's get quick The kids could drown,
but we're getting quick. Let's do back to the doghouse.
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