July 8, 2019 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents show. That's disgusting that you just did that.
You put cereal on the countertop which moved. There's all germs.
(00:23):
You didn't put a plate, you didn't put a napkin,
and then you ate it sex in your plate. Yes,
that's sex there like two years ago. Clean. I think
anybody comes in and clean that. No. I know that
for a fact. We could take a Q tip to
that counter swab it's in at twenty three and me
and find out when Nate's grandparents came up. Dr Oz
came in here and he did his little swipey swipes
(00:44):
that he does all the time on he would find
so much e Coli and Crapp was referring to the
countertop right in front of Elvis. And I went outside
to grab some cereal and I threw some on the counter, disgusted,
and I was eating a piece by piece off of
Elvis is count. He's scary. If I would you, I
would be raging right now about the disgustingness. Yeah, of
(01:06):
it all. There's DNN on there. It's true. Plen't Nate
hadding sex on that count? N I'm sure she didn't either.
She always does. I'm that good battery, am good in
(01:28):
yourself that much? Are you better than Scary because he's
a pleasurer. I've never seen Scary in action. Scary, I've
never seen what you who has seen both of you
in action? We could call her out. There's one there's
It was a long time ago. He wasn't the same time.
(01:51):
I just want to clarify next, it was first again,
I was first. Scary keeps trying to share everybody's girls
because when I was with somebody, then he went with
her to he shared. Ye. Wait, Gandhi doesn't know this.
There's one girl that's scary. Greg T and Scotty be shared.
No I heard about this. Remember, you can't mention names
(02:17):
would see scary. You're doing this to everybody. You're sharing
everybody else's girls. Scary Etter, stay away from my dude.
Why do you Scotty? Sorry to interrupt your other podcast,
but we have a question for you, Danielle Scotty, the
girl didn't you Scary and Greg T won't share a
girl at the same time you did it? How did
(02:37):
it go? She was great first and then I don't.
I don't know the timeline. I really don't, Scott last,
I don't know the timeline, right, Okay, if you knew that,
never go to get sloppy seconds? Okay, Scotty, would you
would you have gone third? If you knew you a third? Yeah?
I had changed it had I had to change the sheets.
(03:01):
I had to change the sheets every time she came over.
It was great. I just didn't we all know. Don't
go back and do your serial podcast. I love Scotty,
be scary and great. T All said, no, I was
the first one to date. He was physically impossible. Unless
she was dating you all within the week, it would
(03:23):
be close. Friends. Have you ever shared a guy? Not
one time. No, I've never hooked up with someone one
of my friends and with your family members. Have you
we shared a guy? I go, god, No, but my
best friends did hook up with a guy that I
hooked up with, but it was after me. She did
do that. Yes, okay, yeah, Daniel, yes, but we neither
of us slept with him, so it doesn't matter. We
(03:45):
just kissed him. You and your sister, no, not my sister,
a friend in school. Would you have hooked up with
anybody your sisters have hooked up. No, not in a millionaires.
We have different tastes. I just wouldn't do that to
my sister and I wouldn't do that. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah see I thought that was code too, but apparently
not not in this room. Yeah know, if when I
was dating, if if there was another girl that became,
(04:08):
you know, single, and she already dated a friend, she
would be on that list. She'd be on the list
of do not go that way list. You you can,
you can date her friends, but you cannot date her
because she just dated your best friend or just had
had that back in the day, like those lists those
I think there's definitely a distinction too, if you dated
someone seriously, that's definitely, of course, definitely. But I have
(04:33):
a I have a friend who wait, so she cheated
with his cousin and then wild up leaving him for
his cousin. And they're married now. So imagine that at
family like family get together and the cousin she's now
married to his cousin not okay, and they go to
(04:53):
Thanksgiving dinners and everything together. Oh oh, one of my
best friends, it's the same one that hooked up with
the guy that I hooked up with. She he got
cheated on by her boyfriend, so she decided that as
a revenge, she was going to hook up with all
of his friends. And I was like, Oh, there's no
way they're going to do that. They're all still friends,
and she's the idiot in this whole scenario. There's a
there's a famous sports story. I think it was in
(05:15):
the sixties. Two Yankee pictures, Yankee players. I think they
were both pictures, doesn't matter. They went on a vacation
with their wives and ended up swapping wives and marrying
each other's wives. What. Yeah, they realized they liked their
other their other wives better, like the other guy's wife better,
and then they both divorced and married their other wives
on the vacation afterwards. And didn't should I a twain
(05:37):
do something like that? She swapped husband's well, I think
that the husband cheated on her with her friends, right,
But then the husband married a friend and now she's
with the guys, so okay, yeah, yeah, I twain very
close to what happened. Her husband cheated on her with
some friend with a friend of hers that the husband
left for the friend, and then she married the friend's
ex husband. Oh my god. They swapped husband every man.
(05:58):
I feel like a cheating woman. But this happens constantly.
I bet there's tons of people that, uh, you know,
I've been with like one brother than they figured out
I don't like him anymore than one with the only brother. Yeah,
I guess to me, doesn't bother me. You wouldn't care, no,
because it's different, like you know, sex to me and
everything like that is different. It's kind of like, you know,
whatever left you for your brother, if you had one,
(06:20):
you'd be cool with that. Well, I wouldn't like him, no,
but I don't like this is difficult. I'm fine. I
don't want it done to me. I did twin sisters,
not at the same time, all right, Yeah, it was
way back. Did you know you were dating twin sisters? Yes,
I was with one um. She was in a sorority.
(06:42):
She dumped me for some frat guy not greg t,
and then a week later I ended up hanging out
with her sister and I hooked up with her sister.
They say everything the same. They were fraternal twin sisters.
That doesn't count them, Yeah, doesn't count there just sisters.
At that point, they weren't the same egg the whole
(07:04):
twin thing is identical. You're leading me down a path
like that's really cool. Okay. I ran around the room
that just happened to be sisters, said, is that a thing?
Not a thing? You did not take the Olsen twins. Okay,
you've been tell them that they're fraternal. Also, by the way,
I didn't know that, Yes they are. They just happened
to look like you have been telling that twin story
(07:26):
and never once mentioned they weren't identical. What's the matter
with fraud? It's not like a category on pornhub. No
one's plowing up fraternal. That's like, oh I banke sisters. Hey,
now that's like going, yeah, I bank brothers. Were they twins?
No one was adopted. It doesn't count that it doesn't count.
(07:50):
But they were born at the same time. I gave
you a credit they were related, but you any fraternal twin,
and they were fraternal twins. Want one was a guy though?
Does because all the questions have been answered, are they
(08:10):
the same? Are they look alike? They know, like, are
ones breast bigger than the other? Even know they're twins?
I don't care anymore. They might as well be friends
at college. It doesn't did they dress alike? You know,
if you are a twin, whether you're a guy or
a girl, is everything the same. So if you're a
guy twin, is your no man parts the same as
(08:32):
the other man? Because I've seen twins ask that question,
they always say no, it's not no. And I've seen
twin women the breast on people stopped listening a while ago.
Not the same size either. No, No, I do want
to little pause conversation the face. Why is it only
the face speaking the body? So speaking of having relations
(08:54):
with relatives and so earlier in the day, we were
doing this conversation on the show and the Big Show
about family secrets, right, and we had some really crazy
text messages coming, and we had this one coming that
we could not say on the air and we could
not call this person, but I can say it here.
Uh So family secrets, the dark family secret. This text
(09:15):
came in my mom once after my bro in the
ass weird weirdest ship ever. Please tell me that's bro brother,
because I'm making her own kid my bro in the
ass ever. The best part of that is the fact
(09:36):
that she slept with his best friend is not the
best part of the story. I'm not sure if it's
bro or brother. I'm not sure paternal brothers. Should we
call this person? I don't know. I think we should
find that out. Call that person. I'm gonna call is
it scientifically and ask if they've dated? Scared you scientifically
(10:00):
that if you hook up with somebody in your own family,
that it is that things are different? Okay, that's how
I prove it. What's the serious cousins had sex? But
think about the married. Let's think about serious cousins are married.
We don't know that my great grandfather and great grandmother
got so many people. So many people in this world
have like eight or nine kids, right, and then they
(10:21):
lose touch with something. Sons. We don't know that family definitely,
So at this point in time, it doesn't come out wrong.
I don't think I don't call. Can we talk about
the guy who called and said he he was dating
the love of his life and then he went to
a family reunion and found out it was his aunt
and now he still bangs her every once in a while,
even though he's married. Is there anyone in your family?
(10:43):
I don't think it's a Is there anyone in your
family that you would bang Oh, yeah, my cousin. He
wasn't my cousin. He's so hot, so hot? You've thought
about it when I was younger, I thought, now have
you thought about like where the condom? It doesn't count
it fine. I can honestly say, there's nobody in my
family I wanted to Yeah, I've seen your family is
definitely not. Would you would you? Sister is very good
(11:05):
you've got I wouldn't go there. I would be a
nice guy has step sisters, which technically he's not related
today right legally yes, but not like would you would
you have ever thought of having sexually? I wouldn't, only
because we've been together for since we've been framply, I
mean thirteen or fourteen, but like at sixteen, would you
think about it? No? Because at that point we still
(11:26):
were like real brother and sister. It was different. But
if they were a little hotter, it wasn't had anohing
couldn't look. But you almost got me. There is a
fraud because there's someone in your family that you would
hook up with if they want in your family anyway. No,
(11:51):
I can honestly say, no, I'm thinking about it. Have
you ever seen like old pictures of people in your family.
You're like, you know what, back in the day, I
would go there. I mean, I can admit you're like
my grandma back in the day was big but grandmother
but not I feel weird. I feel weird. Christopher, who
(12:14):
lives in Italy, isn't smoking hot. If I go anywhere
with him whenever, if he comes to town, people their
heads like, yeah, so not your relative, you'd bang them?
I probably, to be honest, Yeah, I've seen old pictures
(12:36):
of like my aunts and stuff, and I'm like, back
in the day, I would totally do that. Okay, if
they were your aunt, you'd still do them. If you
have to think about now is it your aunt, Like
it's your mother's sister. Isn't your grandmother's sister? Like that's
like almost safe, right, Yeah, well I have to think
(13:00):
about it. Scare you had a bang MILLI back in
the day. She's seven. Fact, it's hard to see her
now like that, you know, but back the day, she
was hot, and she was you know, doing she was.
She was a looker. Got those black and white pictures
with the ridges on the edge, Like, how many of
(13:22):
our grandparents looked alike that? Then they all have the hairstyle. Yeah,
I have a feeling mind look different than well, they
don't look like hards, but they all look the same.
Like your aunt and your aunt sister probably looked the
same as each other. All my like, my grandfather had
like six sisters, all look the same. I see creatures.
I can't tell them like why is that though? Is
(13:44):
it because because they didn't have Instagram to like pretty
themselves up for they had And they all have the
same pose on that big chair and they're all sitting
there with their siblings chair. You know what your grandkids
were like? Look at that. They all make that same duckface. Yeah.
The fifteen Minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents show. That's disgusting that you just did that.
You put cereal on the countertop which moved. There's all germs.
(00:23):
You didn't put a plate, you didn't put a napkin,
and then you ate it sex in your plate. Yes,
that's sex there like two years ago. Clean. I think
anybody comes in and clean that. No. I know that
for a fact. We could take a Q tip to
that counter swab it's in at twenty three and me
and find out when Nate's grandparents came up. Dr Oz
came in here and he did his little swipey swipes
(00:44):
that he does all the time on he would find
so much e Coli and Crapp was referring to the
countertop right in front of Elvis. And I went outside
to grab some cereal and I threw some on the counter, disgusted,
and I was eating a piece by piece off of
Elvis is count. He's scary. If I would you, I
would be raging right now about the disgustingness. Yeah, of
(01:06):
it all. There's DNN on there. It's true. Plen't Nate
hadding sex on that count? N I'm sure she didn't either.
She always does. I'm that good battery, am good in
(01:28):
yourself that much? Are you better than Scary because he's
a pleasurer. I've never seen Scary in action. Scary, I've
never seen what you who has seen both of you
in action? We could call her out. There's one there's
It was a long time ago. He wasn't the same time.
(01:51):
I just want to clarify next, it was first again,
I was first. Scary keeps trying to share everybody's girls
because when I was with somebody, then he went with
her to he shared. Ye. Wait, Gandhi doesn't know this.
There's one girl that's scary. Greg T and Scotty be shared.
No I heard about this. Remember, you can't mention names
(02:17):
would see scary. You're doing this to everybody. You're sharing
everybody else's girls. Scary Etter, stay away from my dude.
Why do you Scotty? Sorry to interrupt your other podcast,
but we have a question for you, Danielle Scotty, the
girl didn't you Scary and Greg T won't share a
girl at the same time you did it? How did
(02:37):
it go? She was great first and then I don't.
I don't know the timeline. I really don't, Scott last,
I don't know the timeline, right, Okay, if you knew that,
never go to get sloppy seconds? Okay, Scotty, would you
would you have gone third? If you knew you a third? Yeah?
I had changed it had I had to change the sheets.
(03:01):
I had to change the sheets every time she came over.
It was great. I just didn't we all know. Don't
go back and do your serial podcast. I love Scotty,
be scary and great. T All said, no, I was
the first one to date. He was physically impossible. Unless
she was dating you all within the week, it would
(03:23):
be close. Friends. Have you ever shared a guy? Not
one time. No, I've never hooked up with someone one
of my friends and with your family members. Have you
we shared a guy? I go, god, No, but my
best friends did hook up with a guy that I
hooked up with, but it was after me. She did
do that. Yes, okay, yeah, Daniel, yes, but we neither
of us slept with him, so it doesn't matter. We
(03:45):
just kissed him. You and your sister, no, not my sister,
a friend in school. Would you have hooked up with
anybody your sisters have hooked up. No, not in a millionaires.
We have different tastes. I just wouldn't do that to
my sister and I wouldn't do that. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah see I thought that was code too, but apparently
not not in this room. Yeah know, if when I
was dating, if if there was another girl that became,
(04:08):
you know, single, and she already dated a friend, she
would be on that list. She'd be on the list
of do not go that way list. You you can,
you can date her friends, but you cannot date her
because she just dated your best friend or just had
had that back in the day, like those lists those
I think there's definitely a distinction too, if you dated
someone seriously, that's definitely, of course, definitely. But I have
(04:33):
a I have a friend who wait, so she cheated
with his cousin and then wild up leaving him for
his cousin. And they're married now. So imagine that at
family like family get together and the cousin she's now
married to his cousin not okay, and they go to
(04:53):
Thanksgiving dinners and everything together. Oh oh, one of my
best friends, it's the same one that hooked up with
the guy that I hooked up with. She he got
cheated on by her boyfriend, so she decided that as
a revenge, she was going to hook up with all
of his friends. And I was like, Oh, there's no
way they're going to do that. They're all still friends,
and she's the idiot in this whole scenario. There's a
there's a famous sports story. I think it was in
(05:15):
the sixties. Two Yankee pictures, Yankee players. I think they
were both pictures, doesn't matter. They went on a vacation
with their wives and ended up swapping wives and marrying
each other's wives. What. Yeah, they realized they liked their
other their other wives better, like the other guy's wife better,
and then they both divorced and married their other wives
on the vacation afterwards. And didn't should I a twain
(05:37):
do something like that? She swapped husband's well, I think
that the husband cheated on her with her friends, right,
But then the husband married a friend and now she's
with the guys, so okay, yeah, yeah, I twain very
close to what happened. Her husband cheated on her with
some friend with a friend of hers that the husband
left for the friend, and then she married the friend's
ex husband. Oh my god. They swapped husband every man.
(05:58):
I feel like a cheating woman. But this happens constantly.
I bet there's tons of people that, uh, you know,
I've been with like one brother than they figured out
I don't like him anymore than one with the only brother. Yeah,
I guess to me, doesn't bother me. You wouldn't care, no,
because it's different, like you know, sex to me and
everything like that is different. It's kind of like, you know,
whatever left you for your brother, if you had one,
(06:20):
you'd be cool with that. Well, I wouldn't like him, no,
but I don't like this is difficult. I'm fine. I
don't want it done to me. I did twin sisters,
not at the same time, all right, Yeah, it was
way back. Did you know you were dating twin sisters? Yes,
I was with one um. She was in a sorority.
(06:42):
She dumped me for some frat guy not greg t,
and then a week later I ended up hanging out
with her sister and I hooked up with her sister.
They say everything the same. They were fraternal twin sisters.
That doesn't count them, Yeah, doesn't count there just sisters.
At that point, they weren't the same egg the whole
(07:04):
twin thing is identical. You're leading me down a path
like that's really cool. Okay. I ran around the room
that just happened to be sisters, said, is that a thing?
Not a thing? You did not take the Olsen twins. Okay,
you've been tell them that they're fraternal. Also, by the way,
I didn't know that, Yes they are. They just happened
to look like you have been telling that twin story
(07:26):
and never once mentioned they weren't identical. What's the matter
with fraud? It's not like a category on pornhub. No
one's plowing up fraternal. That's like, oh I banke sisters. Hey,
now that's like going, yeah, I bank brothers. Were they twins?
No one was adopted. It doesn't count that it doesn't count.
(07:50):
But they were born at the same time. I gave
you a credit they were related, but you any fraternal twin,
and they were fraternal twins. Want one was a guy though?
Does because all the questions have been answered, are they
(08:10):
the same? Are they look alike? They know, like, are
ones breast bigger than the other? Even know they're twins?
I don't care anymore. They might as well be friends
at college. It doesn't did they dress alike? You know,
if you are a twin, whether you're a guy or
a girl, is everything the same. So if you're a
guy twin, is your no man parts the same as
(08:32):
the other man? Because I've seen twins ask that question,
they always say no, it's not no. And I've seen
twin women the breast on people stopped listening a while ago.
Not the same size either. No, No, I do want
to little pause conversation the face. Why is it only
the face speaking the body? So speaking of having relations
(08:54):
with relatives and so earlier in the day, we were
doing this conversation on the show and the Big Show
about family secrets, right, and we had some really crazy
text messages coming, and we had this one coming that
we could not say on the air and we could
not call this person, but I can say it here.
Uh So family secrets, the dark family secret. This text
(09:15):
came in my mom once after my bro in the
ass weird weirdest ship ever. Please tell me that's bro brother,
because I'm making her own kid my bro in the
ass ever. The best part of that is the fact
(09:36):
that she slept with his best friend is not the
best part of the story. I'm not sure if it's
bro or brother. I'm not sure paternal brothers. Should we
call this person? I don't know. I think we should
find that out. Call that person. I'm gonna call is
it scientifically and ask if they've dated? Scared you scientifically
(10:00):
that if you hook up with somebody in your own family,
that it is that things are different? Okay, that's how
I prove it. What's the serious cousins had sex? But
think about the married. Let's think about serious cousins are married.
We don't know that my great grandfather and great grandmother
got so many people. So many people in this world
have like eight or nine kids, right, and then they
(10:21):
lose touch with something. Sons. We don't know that family definitely,
So at this point in time, it doesn't come out wrong.
I don't think I don't call. Can we talk about
the guy who called and said he he was dating
the love of his life and then he went to
a family reunion and found out it was his aunt
and now he still bangs her every once in a while,
even though he's married. Is there anyone in your family?
(10:43):
I don't think it's a Is there anyone in your
family that you would bang Oh, yeah, my cousin. He
wasn't my cousin. He's so hot, so hot? You've thought
about it when I was younger, I thought, now have
you thought about like where the condom? It doesn't count
it fine. I can honestly say, there's nobody in my
family I wanted to Yeah, I've seen your family is
definitely not. Would you would you? Sister is very good
(11:05):
you've got I wouldn't go there. I would be a
nice guy has step sisters, which technically he's not related
today right legally yes, but not like would you would
you have ever thought of having sexually? I wouldn't, only
because we've been together for since we've been framply, I
mean thirteen or fourteen, but like at sixteen, would you
think about it? No? Because at that point we still
(11:26):
were like real brother and sister. It was different. But
if they were a little hotter, it wasn't had anohing
couldn't look. But you almost got me. There is a
fraud because there's someone in your family that you would
hook up with if they want in your family anyway. No,
(11:51):
I can honestly say, no, I'm thinking about it. Have
you ever seen like old pictures of people in your family.
You're like, you know what, back in the day, I
would go there. I mean, I can admit you're like
my grandma back in the day was big but grandmother
but not I feel weird. I feel weird. Christopher, who
(12:14):
lives in Italy, isn't smoking hot. If I go anywhere
with him whenever, if he comes to town, people their
heads like, yeah, so not your relative, you'd bang them?
I probably, to be honest, Yeah, I've seen old pictures
(12:36):
of like my aunts and stuff, and I'm like, back
in the day, I would totally do that. Okay, if
they were your aunt, you'd still do them. If you
have to think about now is it your aunt, Like
it's your mother's sister. Isn't your grandmother's sister? Like that's
like almost safe, right, Yeah, well I have to think
(13:00):
about it. Scare you had a bang MILLI back in
the day. She's seven. Fact, it's hard to see her
now like that, you know, but back the day, she
was hot, and she was you know, doing she was.
She was a looker. Got those black and white pictures
with the ridges on the edge, Like, how many of
(13:22):
our grandparents looked alike that? Then they all have the hairstyle. Yeah,
I have a feeling mind look different than well, they
don't look like hards, but they all look the same.
Like your aunt and your aunt sister probably looked the
same as each other. All my like, my grandfather had
like six sisters, all look the same. I see creatures.
I can't tell them like why is that though? Is
(13:44):
it because because they didn't have Instagram to like pretty
themselves up for they had And they all have the
same pose on that big chair and they're all sitting
there with their siblings chair. You know what your grandkids
were like? Look at that. They all make that same duckface. Yeah.
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