The Most Embarrassing Moments Of Our Entire Lives

Skeery, Gandhi, Danielle, Nate and Brody share their most embarrassing stories...their not so shining moments.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show?
He's very happy? So are you lapping? Why are you smiling? So?
Multiple things. One because I asked people what their most

(00:23):
embarrassing moments were and some of the stories that I've
heard so far are freaking amazing. But too because earlier
today I was being real reckless. I had a glass
of water. I put my earbuds over my computer and
they just dunked themselves into the water and they died.
But they're now back to life. Yeah, did you reorder? No?
I didn't order. But can we talk about everyone's embarrassing

(00:43):
moments because the fact that you fell on a dolphin's
talking to me is scary? Your most embarrassing moments? Are
you great? Because the guy with no hands that was
that was the most embarrassing, and that club incident, I
tell the no handst Let me do my top three
real quick. I'll explain the hands. The first time you

(01:07):
don't remember them was in the Bahamas. We were at
Atlantis and we were swimming with the dolphins and I
hadn't really wore us what do you call the stuff
you put on your feet like the web shoes? No,
from the water flippers right, I never worn them before
and under me and you were all supposed to stand

(01:28):
in a line. And as the dolphin came from below,
the below the grain other in the water, it would
it would. You're supposed to pet the dolphins. So just
as the dolphins swam past me, I went to go
put my hands on the dolphin. The top of the
door is the dorsal fin, whatever, the top whatever. All

(01:48):
of a sudden I lost my footing in the water,
and I I was like whoa, And I fell on top
of the dolphins. As the dolphins was swimming across it.
We were standing in a line. It was swimming across
all of us, and I fell forward onto the dolphin.
Moa mona sounds for the dolphin, the dolphin. God. Okay,

(02:11):
can wait wait? Can I ask the questions about this?
Did the dolphin like spas out and swim away? Did
you get yelled at and it blew water out of
its hole? Oh? My god? Okay, this is the top
three countdown for me, really quick. Number two. We were
doing well. Be called a meat market M E E. T.
Where we would meet with singles would meet each other.
It was the Elvis Duran Morning Show. Thing. And that

(02:33):
was a place on Journey Mill Road in Sayville, New
Jersey called Hunk Up Bunk. It was a club. We
had this event, and I, in his nineteenth year, was
and I experience on a microphone. Did you have a
lot of waste? I was drunk? Okay, so I got up,
so they handed me the microphone to address the crowd

(02:54):
and it was some something club music going, and again
it was the nineties, okay, and everyone and great Tea
was doing his signature. Everybody put your hands up, screaming
yet to night he made out with two girls at
once to the story. And then he passes me the
mic and I'm like, what hasn't been said that? You know,
because everyone did everything already because I was last I'm like, yeah,

(03:17):
he's And gentlemen, you ready to put the unker in
the bunker? And as I said, bunk of, I did
a little bunk of Oh my god, you're pelvic. N
you remember it though? Were you too drunk? I was?
That's what they told me. Happened the number one story, right,

(03:38):
I want to say I have a picture of this
where I'm about to describe. So we're once again into
meat market. The sound Streets Seaport, and it was one.
It was in the two thousand, right. It was my
job to come up with the fun games for the
listeners to play. And so one of the games we
played was you had to eat hot dogs or something
with your sticky face in something and eat something hands behind.

(03:59):
I think it was you had to eat clams. It's
all sexual innuendo games. Ever, everyone had to get on
their knees in front of a play. No, no, it
wasn't kN That was different, different bit. That was the
guacamole bit. This was no way. You had to put
your hands on your back and eat something out of
a bowl or a dish whatever it was. That was.
The women had to eat hot dogs. The guys had
to eat Again, the point of this is you had

(04:21):
to put your hands on your back and eat whatever
it was with just your face. Okay, whoever clean the
quickest won the contest and won a Z shirt. Okay.
We we pull up random people on the stage and
I think it was like four guys right on stage
with their hands behind their back. Now I'm off to
the side because Scary's hosting it. I see the backs
of these guys because I'm off to the side of

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the stage. So Scary is in charge of the rules
and he's in charge of making sure nobody cheats. So
I noticed one of the men who's competing. There's something
different about him, okay, And I'm like, oh, well, all right,
no big deal because this game is involving eating what
you face whatever, and some people were cheating, by the way. Well,

(05:04):
so this guy moved his arm around a little bit,
like coming forward, and Scary points at him and yells, hey,
no hands, no hands, no hands, you can't use your hands.
But all he said was no hands, no hands. The
thing that made this man different was he actually had
no hands. He had defense. You remember that when Ryan

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Seacrest did that he tried to high five the blind guy.
That does happen you overlook in seacrest defense, So that
guy didn't see Ryan do it. This guy had no hands,
but he wasn't death. So do you think that guy
still remembers. I think he does. And picture of it, well,

(05:55):
No Promotions took a picture of the guy at the
same time. You like the picture, show you. I can't
post it, but it's Scary pointing at him with this
look of like you disgusting pig for cheating and the guy.
You could see the guy's hand things, you know, his
his his his lack of hand Yeah, and scary. You
could just see the capture of him yelling, Hey, that's awesome.

(06:19):
You know the old joke. The the guy. Um, he
goes to the prom and m he's got a hair
lip and he's he's very self conscious about UM, I'm
sorry he has he has um a fake I is
a wouldn't eye right, He's like a fake I right?
And so he doesn't he doesn't know who to dance with.
He feels terrible, and he says, you know what, I'm

(06:40):
gonna go up to that girl, um, and uh, the
girl had a hair lip. So he said, you know what,
I'm gonna go up with like a curled lip. It's
a deformity because I'm gonna go up to her. Maybe
she'll be understanding and I feel like I'll I'll be
comfortable around hard because she's got something whatever. He goes
out with you and he says, oh, excuse me, would

(07:01):
you like to dance? And she got a look sense
she goes, oh would I would I go? Shut up?
Air lip. That's the joke. It's an old joke. It's
not a good joke. Are you most embarrassing that topic?
Oh god, I have so many. Um Once we one
of my friends lived in like the side house for
the coach for the Ohio State University, so she would

(07:23):
get tickets front yard fifty yard or front row fifty
yard line for all of the games. And one day
we decided to drink a little bit too much and
we went to the game and it was really really hot,
and I think it was either like a commination of
heat stroke and alcohol. I don't know what happened, but
I passed out and I barthed, and my barth dripped
off of where we were sitting onto the water. Their

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water was just right below us, and everyone was like,
a gross, that's probably my most embarrassing. You don't have
a top three really kind of took the cake on
this little me. Are things that I've done. A one
time I was dancing and somebody told me like, hey,
take it easy, your pants are kind of tight. And

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I was like, oh, f you dropped it like it
was hot, split my pants right up the back. Yeah,
my ass was just clapping in the wind. And then
another time I have a permanent scar from this one
um we were at Do you see that right there?
It's on my It's on my ship. I was at
the gym and I was going really hard on the
elliptical and the guy next to me said he might
let to slow down there, and I was like, no,

(08:25):
I'm fine, took him a step, fell off, and got
pummeled because the little elliptical pedals kept going. Kind of
worst was everybody who was in that line of elliptical,
and they did like nothing happened. And then my friend
who was all the way across the gym came over
and she was like, oh, ship, that looked bad. I
was like, so you saw it over there. And these
people just can't even acknowledge. I always acknowledged when someone

(08:46):
falls because I feel like if you don't, it makes
it worse. Oh my gosh, ate uh you know what.
I've actually been sitting here, what you've been speaking, trying
to think of the embarrassing moments. I know I've had
so many, but I feel like I've just blocked them
out of my memory. It you could take a pass
out of place that just happened has never out of place.

(09:07):
I mean, I remember when I started in radio the
most embarrassing stunt I every did. Because I was the
great t of the show. I started on and I
did some embarrassing things. I stripped, did not poop on
the floor. They had me dress up as an old lady,
like makeup, old lady, sweats, old lady like cat sweatshirt,

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you know how the old ladies would wear like a
cat on their sweatshirt. And I had to go be
a mall walker. And so they sent me into the
women's bathroom at the mall and I was live on
the air on a cell phone and then this old
lady comes in and goes in the stall next to
me and she I just felt I felt like a
pervert because I'm there and there's this old lady having

(09:50):
a very loud bowel movement next to me. Did she
compliment your sweater? Uh no, because I was hiding in
another stall. And so she finishes up and eaves, and
I think the old lady must have heard me on
the phone because I'm live on the air. So then
when I walk out of the bathroom, the mall security
guy is there and he was really hassling man. I

(10:12):
thought he was going to call the cops and I'm
eighteen years old. You know, I'm scared after looking like
an old lady because I had makeup like rouge on
my cheeks, sweater. Well, how could he be sure that
you're not an old lady at that point? Oh come on, man,
come on, six ft tall wearing a cat's sweater and

(10:35):
size twelve Adidas speakers. Of course I looked like a guy,
you know, dressed in a wig and makeup. Was so embarrassing.
That's yeah, I had to dress up. I can't remember
the name of this thing, but it was a bikini,
a men's bikini, and it was flesh colored, so I
look naked and I had to go. When I was
in two Sun, Arizona at a radio station, I was

(10:57):
at an intersection giving lap dances to people. Yes, that
that was embarrassing, like a little I was in shape,
so I appreciated it. I wasn't really in shape, but yeah,
I was. Hindsight, that's very embarrassing. Danielle, I was at camp.
I went to sleep away theater camp, and I packed
all my clothes or whatever, and then I had like

(11:18):
the worst underwear for the last day, Like you know,
the onway. You haven't watched it underwear in a week,
so you keep like the worst pair of the granny
panties that looked like they were like they went through
the Washington were multicolored, going to I kept him for
the last day because we were leaving and I hadn't
been able to do my launching for the whole week.
I was standing at an event and somebody came over
and grabbed my pants and pulled my pants down. And

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I was standing there not just in my underwear, but
in these stupid granny panties that looked like what the
fund you wearing? Oh my gosh. They were awful, and
I was so I was mortified. I was like, of
old days. They couldn't have put my pants down yesterday
when I had the better panties on. It wasn't the
embarrassing part that you went to theater camp. It's still around,

(12:02):
thank you very much. But that, yeah, that was That's
pretty bad. Yeah. I feel like all of middle school
was my most embarrassing time to just everything that ever happened. Awkward. Yeah, awkward,
pretty much. I mean I don't think I grew out
of how much time do we left? About two minutes
so literally eight eight years old. Maybe we had a
white uniform on and I was playing first base and

(12:27):
I had to pee really badly, and then the inning
is gonna be over any minute. But then it wasn't.
The other team kept hitting the ball and he was
scoring runs, and so I kind of paid my uniform
kind of well, I paid the uniform, and so you
could you could you could sort of like I saw it,
like you could see that line. So when we got
off the field, I had the glove trying to block it,
but it was going down my leg, you know. So

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I thought, you know what I'll do, I'll throw dirt
on my uniform. So it looked like it would just
cover up the peace stains. The problem is it was
only like the first inning, so that I hadn't been
in the field, and the dirt clings to the pea.
They saw the dirt. The dirt was in like like
a waterfall of dirt. There was no like. So I
then decided the only way I can explain this is

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if I practiced sliding head first, like you know, I
was getting ready, so I was, I ran and slid
head first, so it looked like that's how I got
Because people like, why is he got dirt, like you
beat himself, but dirt. So I was like, oh, I
was practice sliding, and like, oh, go ahead, do it again,
Like so I had to like practice sliding head first
like I was, but I wasn't. Did you think anyone
bought that story? No? No? Yeah, I feel bad about

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I feel better about mine. I think Sparies got the
most embarrassed scary winds. Yeah, okay, him in order scary
is one, two, and three. Daniel go into band campus, four,
get older. Don't you realize what's that to be embarrassed

(13:52):
about it? There's very few cringe moments in my life anymore.
Me too. I look back and I think about it,
and I'm like, I'm really yeah, I was embarrassed then,
but now I'm like whatever. So I was naked, so
I was dressing like an old lady. So you put
the hunka in the bunk of So you threw up
in someone's water, Big, big deal, brody, So you went

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your pants. Actually, that's really funny. I'd be embarrassed about
my God, I love you guys a little more for
knowing this, I would say to the fifteen minute Morning
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