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June 4, 2019 15 mins

Greg T and Garrett hold down today's podcast. Why do the boys think the are stunt doubles? Also, Greg T digs deep and talks to his younger self!

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Speaker 1 (00:17):
I don't hear anything. Oh wait, maybe here? Oh now
I do. Okay, I hear something. Now are we live? Yeah?
We are. I finally can hear you. I can hear
you in my left headphone. Can you hear me in
the right headphone? I can hear you now on the
right headphone. Everything seems to be coming together, Garrett technology. Okay,
so which one do I head first? That one? Okay,

(00:41):
which one? We'll see this one here? No, how about
this one? Hit a bunch of buttons. I don't know
which one it is? Everything? Oh no, not that one. No, no,
we don't want to go there. Let's not go there.
Let's see very easy. I know you would think that
that would be what would you talk about on your
on your podcasts show? Yeah, all right, ladies and gentlemen,

(01:11):
boys and girls, children of all ages? Do you think
children are actually listening? But I always like to say
that it kind of all goes together. You know, you
went to the circus ones exactly, Ladies and gentlemen, boys
and girls, children of all ages come on in well,
as we always say here on the fifteen minute Morning Show.
If you were hearing my voice, I'm Greg T and
that voice yes, that's Garrett. Garrett. Then you know that

(01:35):
the Elves Turan Morning Show is behind a closed studio
door recording something right now with a celebrity. Which celebrity
are they interviewing right now? You're supposed to tell them
you didn't hear that. Guys, you listen, you did not
hear what Garrett just said. Okay, so because you didn't
hear that, then you don't know who they're interviewing now.

(01:56):
If you don't know, that's good because later on in
the week they're gonna play it back as if that
celebrities here live Today's Tuesday. They're playing it all stop.
Don't tell you guys didn't hear that? What makes you
the great and powerful? I'm listen, I'm pulling the curtain
back from the great and powerful. Come on in, everybody.

(02:17):
Um so, yeah, so that's what's going on. So when
the Elvis dray In Morning Show has to go record
something with said celebrity, well then you know, our producer
Nate looks to us and goes t Garrett other studio,
and we know exactly what to do. We march on
down and here we are. You know, the Morning Show
is the equivalent of Dwayne the Rock Johnson, we are

(02:37):
the stunt doubles. So when it's time for the Rock
to to raise in a car off the cliff, the
Rock doesn't do that. He's got too much invested in absolutely,
So they turned to the stunt doubles being great Tina
and saying, okay, drive off the cliff. But you know,
here's the thing. Think about this, though, in every single

(02:58):
office or in every single you know, facet of life,
there is a group of people and there are people
such as you and I that are these stunt doubles
where the others get to do. Like, for instance, when
when my wife used to work in an office, she
was an executive in New York City, when there was
a big meeting that took place, she may or may

(03:19):
not been able to be a part of that meeting.
Many times she was because she was, you know, a
higher up, but there were sometimes that she wasn't. So
you could be working right now in an office where
like everybody seems to uh go to these meetings in
these departments and you don't. That's Garrett and I, we don't.
We're not apart, never seen a meeting. I know. Right now,
people are listening and they think that we're making this up.

(03:41):
But this is reality. This is the reality. And you
know what, you have to learn your place on that
totem pole, and you know what it is? What it is? Right?
Is it recording again? So it kept on going. Oh sorry,
So anyway, we just by the way, if all of

(04:02):
a sudden it sounded a little bit weird right there,
we just had what's called a technical glitch. You know
what I'm all about calling everything on the carpet. So
as I'm gonna leave this as is, alright, So here
Garrett's going to explain exactly what happened. Garrett, tellmen happened.
We stopped mid sentence, were stopped mid sentence, and uh, Grace,
he was still talking. I looked over to the computer
that sits behind us. I'm I'm looking directly at it,

(04:22):
and it stopped recording. So, as opposed to what most
would do, take this all out right, we're gonna leave
it that. We're gonna leave it to show you how
real this is. That's awesome. Yeah, we're giving you a
slice of reality here. So what you would have had
was so anyway, right, and then we would have picked
up from there. But at the end of the day.
Let's try to be as real as possible on this one.

(04:43):
We are inviting as many as we can up on
stage right now to look behind the curtain of what's
going on over here. You know. So so the computer
literally shut down and said you ran out of room
here and there. Yeah, we're in a studio full of
computer screens. We've got one, two, three, four or five
six computer screens in this room with us all doing
something different. So you know, we're just talking about being uh,

(05:05):
you know the stunt double that that extra person in
the office. And I think I was gonna say something like, uh,
you know, when mom and dad left your home, they
you know, forgot to leave out dinner, and you survived
on your own. You found a way. And if you
can't survive on your own, we have directions on how
to survive. Now, Garrett, if you look up here on
the wall with these pink colorful pushpins on, we have

(05:25):
like a bolton board and we have um pushpins that
are holding pads of paper, you know, on the wall,
and those pads are with directions of how to operate
the system here when something should crash. It's not even
that those are phone numbers of people to call, not
emergency numbers, not even what we need to push something over? Here?
Isn't this one like this way here, let me walk

(05:46):
away for a second. But this one here, Garrett, this
one is though. Look at this I have here in
front of me. All of these papers. These are crinkled papers.
They've got coffee stains on them, cigarette butt stains on them,
They've got all kinds. Now, this is how we are
to operate the studio in case of a crash. So

(06:06):
in case that computers crash, we are to do all
of these, you know, these things in order. We have
to you know, press uh E and then L and
then the PT and then do it on. Then speak
it to the microphone and say radio on. It will
record our voice. Then. I mean, there's so many different
things to do. How you can operate a radio station
without a college degree. I have no idea. Well, you

(06:29):
do it from time to time. That's a low blow,
but I'll take it. That's not a low blow. It's
not a blow. You didn't graduate college. I did graduate college.
I graduated Fairley Dickinson. I did graduate college. I know
you guys don't think I didn't. But I did, I
have a degree. Do you want me to bring my diploma?
All right? You know what I'm gonna look. I will
try to find it. I don't know where it is.

(06:50):
My mom might still be like hugging it. But I
swear I have a diploma. Imagine it's just like one
of those pets, like you grew up having having Sparky
in the house and you always thought, you know, BARKI
lived forever. Same thing. I think with your diploma, your
mom said you had it. No, I know I have
never had it. No, I swear I graduated. I did
with honors. I swear. If you come in with construction
paper and say my mom had this. Well, listen, you

(07:12):
know yesterday here's a topic for everybody. Let me throw
this out at you at the fifteen minute morning show
fan Base. Yesterday, I was in the car and I
was flipping around stations and that that's allowed. I mean,
just because they work at a radio station doesn't mean
I can't listen to other radio stations. We always say,
does a guy that serves pizza eat pizza all day long,
every single day? No way? You think so? You think

(07:34):
a guy that makes pizza really eats pizza all day long,
every day, not every day, but but he still has
pizza most of the time. Does a hot dog vendor
eat hot dogs all the time? Yeah? Or maybe he
goes over to the pretzel guy. So you think the
guy that sells pretzels are eating pretzels all the time. Again,
it's not healthy. Well, here at the radio station, I
don't listen to the station all the time. I listen

(07:55):
to other stations. So I happened to find I'm gonna
call it. No, let's let's let's since i'm calling everyone
out on how how much do you actually listen to
the radio station when you when you leave here? This
radio station on the station right here, when we leave,
I listen to it all the time. I okay, I'll
believe you. I very seldom listen to the same station

(08:16):
that we work on. I very seldom, and it's just
because I'm hearing it's in my it's in my headphones,
it's in my head I gotta get away from this place,
so I can't possibly listen to it because if I do,
when I hear the DJs, it's like I'm there, like
I never left. So I need something else. Okay, So
you're listening to the radio and this song came on.
I play it out of my phone. This is by

(08:37):
Social Distortion. Is a band. This is a band called
Social Distortion. I don't even know if they're still around anymore.
I don't know if they make music anymore. But back
in the day when I used to skateboard right with
my buddies. Now you see it on TV, like on ESPN,
where the skateboarders go up and down a ramp and
then they fly out and they do these circles in
the end. The X Games. No lie, before there was

(08:57):
X Games, I may not have been able to do
as many revolutions in the air. I could do one,
maybe one, one revolution or two. I don't know how many.
But it took me a while. I could do a
revolution in the air. You don't believe me, you don't
believe me. You can't call me out. That's fine again,
I'm gonna call you out on this, that's fine. I
wanna I wanna have no video on his back in

(09:19):
the day. I'm not asking for a video videotape that
but you have some type of muscle memory, of course.
I wrote a Christian Hussui skateboard. That was my skateboard.
Christian was not not questioning it. I think if I
bring you to a skate park, yeah, I couldn't. You
would have to have some type of muscle memory. I'd
be a revolution or whatever, but you have to have

(09:41):
some type of muscle memory. I could do it. I
I played piano for almost ten years of my life.
I have a little muscle memory in the fact that
I could play the beginning of a Laddin a whole
New world. But skateboarding is different. Back then I was
a kid. I mean, I'm an adult now. I can't
even bend down to grab my skateboard like that anymore
and do those tricks. You gotta bend down grand been
from behind and turn it around. You can't do it.

(10:02):
I can't skateboard like that anymore. You're high school skinny again,
high school skinny. Well, anyway, listen, so when we were punks, right,
we'll be sitting around smoking some mood, some weed. Dude,
I'm gonna get on that skateboard. We're we're punks, right,
We're seriously, we're high school punk skateboarding, right, and we

(10:22):
used to skateboard to like, you know, like thrash your music,
and one of the one of the groups was Social Distortion,
and I haven't heard them in I'm telling you, man,
it's got to be close to twenty years that I
haven't heard a Social Distortion song. And as I was
flipping through some of the channels, the song came on
and I'm like, it took me back. So I'm gonna

(10:43):
give you a little piece of it, okay, out of
my phone. I just I just googled it. You hear this,
This is the kind of music that I used to
skateboard too. Listen to his voice. It's so raspy, it's
like and it's certain now hear that love that h

(11:10):
This song is called Story of My Life by Social
Distortion and that alright anyway, Okay, so that's the name.
You heard it and it brought me back. So I
thought of it today and I didn't get a chance
because we had so much going on with the morning show,
but I wanted to pitch this topic idea, what song

(11:30):
have you heard or do you hear sometimes and it
brings you back to that time? And I know everybody
can say, well, it's my wedding song or it's this
I don't want to do the wedding songs. I get
that everybody can hear a song go oh that's when
I fell in love or that I get get all that.
This was not a song when I fell in love.

(11:50):
This was a song when I was I was a
little boy, little tea on a skateboard, innocent tea having
a little bit of smoking some ganja, thinking I was cool,
you know, being a little punk with ear rings and
white hair and everything. So that's the kind of thing
I'm asking for. Is what song do you hear or
have you heard that has brought you back to a

(12:11):
certain portion of your life, a certain timeline. Do you
know offhand? I'll think about it. I don't have one
off so that that was it, and that song it
made me feel different. Like as soon as I heard it,
I didn't just start singing along with it because I
know every single LERI it wasn't that from from a
boy to a man. Yeah, I actually turned it up

(12:33):
a little bit and I listened. I listened to the music,
and I started thinking about where is little Greg t today?
Like where is he? Is he? I can if I
start crying right now? Is he is he? Proud of me,
is little Greg te proud of who have become? Is
little Greg T? Mad at me? Is little Greg Let's

(12:56):
take one thing out of time? So is little Greg
Tea proud of Big Greg Tea? And I don't know.
I was trying to think, because because you're you, Greg T,
are the only person that can talk to a little
Gregg T. I I can't, right, I can't. I miss
little Greg Tea. So I'll be honest. I miss him.
Miss Try to envision yourself as a little Great Tea
right now and answer your first question. I well, okay,

(13:18):
if I was little Greg T at the time, I
would think, oh my god, I I really wanna start
crying on this. This is how how crazy. I would
be very proud of me. I would say, you're a
guy could look up to. You're a guy that you're
pretty cool. Man. That's a little great Tea would say.
A little Great Tea would be like, you know what,
You're pretty cool, Big Greg Tea. I think I want

(13:40):
to be like you when I grow up. I think
you'd be very proud of the decisions that I've made
in life. You know, But I do miss him. I
miss a little Greg T hanging out putting on those
grungy sneakers. I had like these these canvas converse that
had holes in them, you know. And I had a
collected group of friends that were so different than my

(14:01):
friends I have now. It was just different different times.
But I think that even though I want to say
the little Greg T you're a cool kid, Bro, keep
being cool. Oh my god, I'm gonna start crying. Seriously,
I'm know I'm gonna start crying, and I'm gonna and
I want to say, you know what, things are gonna
be cool for you. You're you pushed through and things

(14:21):
are gonna be all right. That's what I wanted to say,
all because of stortion, social distortion. What you said, you said,
you're a punk, right, I was. So then you would
look at Big Greg T and say, what the hell
happened to your hair? And that's funny? And then and

(14:41):
then old Gregg T would be like, well, you know,
and then then and then little Greg T would tell
Big Greg T, did you just call me Bro? Yeah? Right,
we'll see that still stays with dude. Dude, and Bro
has stayed with me for Greg would call you? Do
do I say Bro too much? It's just I don't
even know. It's something that I've just always done. I

(15:02):
was going to have a bro intervention with you. No,
you were not, really, So you think we need to
have a bro intervention. You need a bro intervention. Do
you like this topic? You think it's your pitch to
Elvis for tomorrow? Yeah? You just need you know, you
need your spin on it. The car crashes fun time
I did crash up three cars was bad. What songs
are you listening to? I think one was a social

(15:22):
boyd No, No, alright, guy that does a little all right,
goodbye a little Greg T. You're a rat dude, man,
rad rat dude, tell your talk out fifteen minute morning show.
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