June 3, 2019 • 15 mins
We continued to try to figure out if we would/could outrun the "death snail" for $10 million dollars!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts? Alright,
your hosting? Go, oh god, is it weird that I'm
still fixated on the death snail earlier today? The death
(00:23):
snail is a tremendous conversation here. The only people who
can ruin after the people are go what if you
just heard the snow killed? Which should we bring everyone
up to speaking? Yes, okay, you tell the death snail story.
So apparently there's a question that's been posed. Would you
accept ten million dollars knowing that you'd be followed around
for the rest of your life by a snail who
was out to get you and would as soon as
(00:45):
it touched you killed you, right? And I said yes,
and everyone else said no. The only rule is this,
The snail cannot be killed, right, and it cannot be
trapped where you are at all. The snail always knows
where you are, and it cannot be stopped. Okay, Okay,
it's a snail, right, I have no problem with it.
I feel like I could really out with this snail
for the rest of my life. We looked it up.
The fastest snail on Earth moves three point three feet
(01:08):
an hour, and this one, Nate said moves like point
to nine. Yeah, I think if we just fly coast
to coasts like every eleven years, will be fine. But
why would you want to constantly worry about it. I
wouldn't be worried about out smarting you just said. You
just said. I would live the rest of my life
out running, out pacing this nail. Ever eleven years, I
(01:30):
would switch coast because we calculated that's how long it's
going to take. But you don't know. Somehow the snail
could find a way by, like attaching to a car
or something. You never know. That's the point of this question. Scary. Yes,
I I personally would not. I would not take the
money because I don't need the aggravation in my life
of knowing that just knowing in the back of my
(01:51):
head at there's that slight chance. So I don't want it.
It's too much stress and anxiety. I need a set
like CBD like every day all right, I would move
to Australia, oh boy, and uh and every day revel
in my ten million knowing I outsmarted a snail and
then I build a brick house. Wait, who you have smarter? Yeah,
(02:13):
the snail is not getting me it's not gonna get me.
It's always out there. It's the thought of it. Those
my bills, they're always out there taking a ten million Alright,
what about you gart give me the money? Okay, done? Yeah, easy, okay.
I think that we're not thinking that if this is
called the death snail, then this snail has special powers
and there is a way for it to get us.
(02:34):
And I am not going to live with thinking that
this snail could find a way to get me. Thank you.
So I don't need the fucking money. I don't need
the money. That's okay. What about you take the money?
Because this is really just a metaphor for death, right,
So I feel like you constantly have to be moving
(02:55):
anyways and doing something to move your life forward. And
I think that's just the I guess the analogy for
trying to outpace the snail, right, moving forward, doing things
with your life, getting away from things. I don't know.
I guess it has to do with how you process pressure.
This is what it's all about. I mean, there are
a lot of people who can't sleep at night knowing
that they have a desk full of things to get
(03:15):
done the next day. They have, you know, company on
the way. They have a big event on the way,
and so you know, even though those things aren't guaranteed
to kill you, it's stuff that keeps you up at night.
And the snail knowing the snails out there, I agree
with Scary and Danielle. I don't want ten million dollars
in exchange for a little bit of a piece of mind.
That's okay. It's like when I watch a picture on
(03:37):
a picture's mount and I know that they have to
worry about people stealing bases behind them. I could never
handle that. The fact that I know that there's somebody
that's about to scale second behind I freak. I couldn't
handle it having to concentrate what's on in front of me.
You have kids and getting the guy out. Yeah, I
pay a million dollars and get a snail cam and
just watch the snail care not playing. When did that
(04:02):
become a ruler? I can't put in a box. I can.
I can buy a snail cam. I'll put a goat
pro on its head where it is. I couldn't. You can't.
It's the smartest snail out there. It's a brilliant snail.
I just you can't jack around with the snail. It's
just it's it's always out there and you just have
to just hope that you are out of its path. Right,
(04:25):
that's it. You don't think you could find it some
sexually active other snails that would maybe distracted, like snail horrors,
like snail orgies, or you don't want that because then
the snail will pass on whatever power it has and
then more snails will come after you. No, that's no,
it can't multiply. How do you know if it can
have an orgy? Do different sail sex at that speed?
(04:48):
I don't know. So when you're talking about processing stress,
A really weird thing about me is the more stressed
out I get, the sleepier I get. So I have
no problem sleeping in horrible situations. So now you'll be
sleep while the snail is crawling up your butt. I
don't want be stress Dandie, how much would you need
for a death cheetah? Oh, death cheeta would not work.
It would catch me. I don't also stop and try
(05:11):
to touch it and just kill myself. I don't know.
I got tagged over the weekend in a meme like
a hundred times. I said, I just know I'm gonna
die touching something, trying to pet something I shouldn't. I
was like, yes, but you don't pet snails anyway. Yeah,
it's just one of those, one of those questions. And
I like that. There's kind of a line down the
middle of the room here, like half of us, more
than half of us, would take the money. The lesser
(05:34):
half would not. Os I've made it this farward out
that money. I'm good, thank you. Yeah, that's true. Hey,
guess what, I don't have any snails chasing me, ted millionaires?
Did you just shame my millions? Yes, I did, Millionaire.
I'll let you take the money and the snail follow
you in and ask you for a loan, and I
would give it to you. Thank you so. Question after
(05:55):
this morning show, of course, this is the Friday Park
Monday podcast. After this, want to show my conversation I
had with Alex talking about going to see Rocketman. Are
you guys gonna go see it? After our reviews? The
last thing I wanted to do was come in here
and ship all over rocket Man. Capable of forming my
own opinion, and I am going to very good. I
once again at me stress, I say everyone should see it,
(06:20):
just bend your expectations. I'm I'm gonna write the parody
someone saved ten bucks tonight, someone saves Someone saves is
I'm gonna wait till it's home. And is that a
rocketman Elton John joke? It's someone saved my life tonight joke.
Sarvy's not a big fan, No, not a big See
I'm a big Elton fan. Another reason I needed to
see this. And I actually cried a couple of times
(06:41):
in the film. So, I mean, there were moving moments,
and you do get the story of Elton John and
some of the reasoning behind the way he is the
way he is, And I think that was important stuff
to learn. What's missing that would have made it great
for you. It wasn't what was missing, It was stuff
that was in there that probably I don't want to
I don't want to say too much. It's I think
it's a very very well done film. It's very well done.
(07:03):
It's choreographed very well. So everyone's comparing it to Bohemian wraps. No,
you do not compare it to Bohemian raps. That same
not even the same country it's from. It's about it, Elvis.
Can you talk about anything that you might have learned about.
I'm giving everything away, well, okay, you can anything that
(07:24):
you didn't know. It talks about his relationship with his
parents and how it turned him into the guy he
is uh and and to to this day, and why
things worked out for him in life and why some
things didn't, and some of it it talks about his
uh his um challenges and you you sort of got
(07:45):
out an overarching feeling of how his success happened. But
it was in a it was given to you in
a very animated, fun way. Believe it at that. Okay,
I'm gonna still wait for it. I was gonna wait
for it originally anyway, because I don't really trust anyone's
opinion on movies. Ever, every time someone has hyped something up,
I hated it, and every time they said it sucked,
(08:05):
I loved it. So I'm just gonna make well, then,
I'll just thinks you will love this movie. I think
you'll like it. I'm telling you, I think everyone will
like it. It's just maybe it was a good thing.
It's good to go to a film not not knowing
what to expect, and we did and it totally slapped
me in the face like Wow, I wasn't expecting that
and then believe it at that I heard Godzilla made
(08:26):
you feel like it was actually Godzilla in the movie.
It really was what drugs did Elton John do? Oh?
Probably he did. He claims he's done every drug ever
ever man. And it was in the movie did they
show him doing drugs? Because I was curious about how
Taron Edgerton did the drugs because obviously he wasn't doing
actual drugs in the movie. What are they snorting? It's
(08:47):
actually I read about this. It's vitamin B or D
is howderd VITAMINB And in fact, Jonah Hill you remember
in The Wolf of Wall Street Hill's character he does
so much cocaine. He ended up getting bronchitis from doing
so much because it it creates that residue on the
back of your throat. At Vitamin B. Yeah, I don't
know if I could do that, I don't. I would
(09:08):
be like, let's try something. We should have some Do
you have any vitamin by Danielle roll up a hundred
dollar bell? Story? Where start? What do you roll up
the hundred dollar bell? To be? You have to wait?
Do I get to keep the after? Yes? A drug
(09:28):
tip you have to cut it first with like a
you are you? Are you seen people do it? Are
you scary? Explaining I don't think you got to have
a mirror. You know, Scary did drugs before he had sex?
Every time? Now I can believe that he was a
virgin longer than he was, but within like a dazed
(09:49):
day period, we've learned, Oh my god, it was. It
was a very short amount of time. What a weekend?
How much? How much drugs did you have to give her?
What drugs did you do? Find? Marijuana? Right? What else?
I tried cocaine? You did a little booker sugar that
I had sex on the scene. Then he asked you
did you snorted off her breasts? It was at a party.
(10:10):
Why don't have pictures Scary snorting marijuana? Snorting marijuana? You're
not supposed to do this? Did somebody says the get
rated that cocaine twenty seven before you did it? You
only did it once? Well, so good for you. That
was on a previous podcast. That way, Elvis wasn't here though.
(10:30):
I don't have a problem with that. Wait till you
read my book. I can't wait, especially the chapter Houston.
We have a prob Houston, we have a problem. I'm
going right to that chapter for you know what. It's
kind of a weird thing writing about you know, your past,
and you write about the times you used to do
a lot of drugs and I squelched a lot of it.
I mean, there's a lot of stuff. Is there anything
I mean, in particular, that you can think of in
(10:52):
your head that you didn't put in there for a purpose,
like to hallucinogenics and stuff like that. But it was,
like I thought it was, it was just kind of
slow it all down. Was there a cocaine was important
part of the story. Was there anything in your book
that you said, I'm I'm not going to include that.
A lot of stuff really, Oh no, there's a lot
of stuff not in this book. Absolutely. So you have
a second book coming? Is that what you're telling us,
I'm already writing the second book, And now that I'm
(11:12):
writing the second book, the first book is is. I
don't It's like whatever, Maybe I'm just tired of I
think this book will be great, first of all for
people who we know, people in our circle, like, oh
my god, because I have a good friend who read
it and said, I've known you for years. I didn't
know any of this about you. This is fascinating. Secondly,
radio geeks. There, it's really radio. It's really kind of
(11:33):
the history of top forty radio and how we kind
of fit into it. It's a really big and I'm
afraid people who aren't geeky radio geeks aren't gonna like that.
So I actually say, in the beginning of that chapter, Hey,
if you're not a radio geek, move on to chapter
five whatever, I create your own ending story. You know what,
You sit here and you say, I'm going to write
a book. Okay, let's think about what you would not
(11:53):
put in that book. You know there will be some
things in there. Yeah, And then the question is, well,
why did you not at that? Why don't you want
to include everything? Well, I don't think it's all necessary
to tell the story, right, Like, there's just some stuff
I don't want my parents to know. Was there anything
that you put in the book that somebody had to
remind you of a lot of remember this story. I'm
not here the drug party, just talking about Actually I
(12:14):
remember all the drug part with extreme clarity, believe it
or not, because there's things in my life where somebody
will remind me of a story, something that happened, and
I have no recollection of it. Where did you suppress it?
Maybe that's the case. That could be the case that
I just didn't want to remember that memory, Like the murder.
I didn't murder anybody, see you bury that one in
(12:34):
the back here, didn't murder anybody on coke when you
did this. I was the only time I've seen Nate
on drugs was in my swimming pool. We got him,
We got him stone and well, so he's in my pool.
He said, you know, I have heart problems and maybe
I shouldn't be smoking this. I said, well, let's get
out of the pool. He said, I've never smoked before.
I'm like, well, what are you doing in my pool
(12:55):
smoking pot? How do you come over here and try
to die at night? I actually wanted a tiptoe and
do his room to see he was still breathing. We
actually knocked on his door to make sure he was okay.
I vaguely remember you bringing me a bottle of water. Yeah,
I'm like, are you okay? I don't want this guy
in my house. Yeah, what chapter the book is this? That?
This is a this is all bonus. This is bonus book.
(13:19):
I'm so worried about. I don't want this guy dying
in my house. I'm with you on that. So back
to the snail. Has anyone thought about has anyone decided
they don't? Somebody had the question, the version of the
question that said, the snail can board an airplane, So
that changes everything. You can't just move the plane on
(13:40):
a plane at the rate they board airplanes. There's plenty
of time light lighting. No, I'm still sticking with my
I'm gonna I'm gonna take the ten million dollars and
out smart that snail. Okay, it'll give me a purpose
in my life. I don't have anything to do right now.
Good thing we have you under contractor my heart, I
(14:01):
don't know. Danielle still't still with me. Scary need the money.
We're gonna just forget about the ten million and just
live our lives. I need the money, but I'm just
needs the money, but I don't want it to to live
with the worry. You know what's great, though, when the
snail does get him, it'll be on his in the story.
(14:25):
I would totally stop posting about anything extravagant because I
wouldn't want the snail to know. He knows what filter
shall use on the snail. But the snail I know
I could find scary at the first class. And how
dare you think the snail is following you on Instagram?
He's following everywhere else that still doesn't even have a phone.
(14:47):
I don't even think you're that important that the snail
gives a ship. The snail's job is to kill you, alright,
And someone tells me you're gonna milk this snail three
or four more days. On the fifteen minute morning show,
Elf
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts? Alright,
your hosting? Go, oh god, is it weird that I'm
still fixated on the death snail earlier today? The death
(00:23):
snail is a tremendous conversation here. The only people who
can ruin after the people are go what if you
just heard the snow killed? Which should we bring everyone
up to speaking? Yes, okay, you tell the death snail story.
So apparently there's a question that's been posed. Would you
accept ten million dollars knowing that you'd be followed around
for the rest of your life by a snail who
was out to get you and would as soon as
(00:45):
it touched you killed you, right? And I said yes,
and everyone else said no. The only rule is this,
The snail cannot be killed, right, and it cannot be
trapped where you are at all. The snail always knows
where you are, and it cannot be stopped. Okay, Okay,
it's a snail, right, I have no problem with it.
I feel like I could really out with this snail
for the rest of my life. We looked it up.
The fastest snail on Earth moves three point three feet
(01:08):
an hour, and this one, Nate said moves like point
to nine. Yeah, I think if we just fly coast
to coasts like every eleven years, will be fine. But
why would you want to constantly worry about it. I
wouldn't be worried about out smarting you just said. You
just said. I would live the rest of my life
out running, out pacing this nail. Ever eleven years, I
(01:30):
would switch coast because we calculated that's how long it's
going to take. But you don't know. Somehow the snail
could find a way by, like attaching to a car
or something. You never know. That's the point of this question. Scary. Yes,
I I personally would not. I would not take the
money because I don't need the aggravation in my life
of knowing that just knowing in the back of my
(01:51):
head at there's that slight chance. So I don't want it.
It's too much stress and anxiety. I need a set
like CBD like every day all right, I would move
to Australia, oh boy, and uh and every day revel
in my ten million knowing I outsmarted a snail and
then I build a brick house. Wait, who you have smarter? Yeah,
(02:13):
the snail is not getting me it's not gonna get me.
It's always out there. It's the thought of it. Those
my bills, they're always out there taking a ten million Alright,
what about you gart give me the money? Okay, done? Yeah, easy, okay.
I think that we're not thinking that if this is
called the death snail, then this snail has special powers
and there is a way for it to get us.
(02:34):
And I am not going to live with thinking that
this snail could find a way to get me. Thank you.
So I don't need the fucking money. I don't need
the money. That's okay. What about you take the money?
Because this is really just a metaphor for death, right,
So I feel like you constantly have to be moving
(02:55):
anyways and doing something to move your life forward. And
I think that's just the I guess the analogy for
trying to outpace the snail, right, moving forward, doing things
with your life, getting away from things. I don't know.
I guess it has to do with how you process pressure.
This is what it's all about. I mean, there are
a lot of people who can't sleep at night knowing
that they have a desk full of things to get
(03:15):
done the next day. They have, you know, company on
the way. They have a big event on the way,
and so you know, even though those things aren't guaranteed
to kill you, it's stuff that keeps you up at night.
And the snail knowing the snails out there, I agree
with Scary and Danielle. I don't want ten million dollars
in exchange for a little bit of a piece of mind.
That's okay. It's like when I watch a picture on
(03:37):
a picture's mount and I know that they have to
worry about people stealing bases behind them. I could never
handle that. The fact that I know that there's somebody
that's about to scale second behind I freak. I couldn't
handle it having to concentrate what's on in front of me.
You have kids and getting the guy out. Yeah, I
pay a million dollars and get a snail cam and
just watch the snail care not playing. When did that
(04:02):
become a ruler? I can't put in a box. I can.
I can buy a snail cam. I'll put a goat
pro on its head where it is. I couldn't. You can't.
It's the smartest snail out there. It's a brilliant snail.
I just you can't jack around with the snail. It's
just it's it's always out there and you just have
to just hope that you are out of its path. Right,
(04:25):
that's it. You don't think you could find it some
sexually active other snails that would maybe distracted, like snail horrors,
like snail orgies, or you don't want that because then
the snail will pass on whatever power it has and
then more snails will come after you. No, that's no,
it can't multiply. How do you know if it can
have an orgy? Do different sail sex at that speed?
(04:48):
I don't know. So when you're talking about processing stress,
A really weird thing about me is the more stressed
out I get, the sleepier I get. So I have
no problem sleeping in horrible situations. So now you'll be
sleep while the snail is crawling up your butt. I
don't want be stress Dandie, how much would you need
for a death cheetah? Oh, death cheeta would not work.
It would catch me. I don't also stop and try
(05:11):
to touch it and just kill myself. I don't know.
I got tagged over the weekend in a meme like
a hundred times. I said, I just know I'm gonna
die touching something, trying to pet something I shouldn't. I
was like, yes, but you don't pet snails anyway. Yeah,
it's just one of those, one of those questions. And
I like that. There's kind of a line down the
middle of the room here, like half of us, more
than half of us, would take the money. The lesser
(05:34):
half would not. Os I've made it this farward out
that money. I'm good, thank you. Yeah, that's true. Hey,
guess what, I don't have any snails chasing me, ted millionaires?
Did you just shame my millions? Yes, I did, Millionaire.
I'll let you take the money and the snail follow
you in and ask you for a loan, and I
would give it to you. Thank you so. Question after
(05:55):
this morning show, of course, this is the Friday Park
Monday podcast. After this, want to show my conversation I
had with Alex talking about going to see Rocketman. Are
you guys gonna go see it? After our reviews? The
last thing I wanted to do was come in here
and ship all over rocket Man. Capable of forming my
own opinion, and I am going to very good. I
once again at me stress, I say everyone should see it,
(06:20):
just bend your expectations. I'm I'm gonna write the parody
someone saved ten bucks tonight, someone saves Someone saves is
I'm gonna wait till it's home. And is that a
rocketman Elton John joke? It's someone saved my life tonight joke.
Sarvy's not a big fan, No, not a big See
I'm a big Elton fan. Another reason I needed to
see this. And I actually cried a couple of times
(06:41):
in the film. So, I mean, there were moving moments,
and you do get the story of Elton John and
some of the reasoning behind the way he is the
way he is, And I think that was important stuff
to learn. What's missing that would have made it great
for you. It wasn't what was missing, It was stuff
that was in there that probably I don't want to
I don't want to say too much. It's I think
it's a very very well done film. It's very well done.
(07:03):
It's choreographed very well. So everyone's comparing it to Bohemian wraps. No,
you do not compare it to Bohemian raps. That same
not even the same country it's from. It's about it, Elvis.
Can you talk about anything that you might have learned about.
I'm giving everything away, well, okay, you can anything that
(07:24):
you didn't know. It talks about his relationship with his
parents and how it turned him into the guy he
is uh and and to to this day, and why
things worked out for him in life and why some
things didn't, and some of it it talks about his
uh his um challenges and you you sort of got
(07:45):
out an overarching feeling of how his success happened. But
it was in a it was given to you in
a very animated, fun way. Believe it at that. Okay,
I'm gonna still wait for it. I was gonna wait
for it originally anyway, because I don't really trust anyone's
opinion on movies. Ever, every time someone has hyped something up,
I hated it, and every time they said it sucked,
(08:05):
I loved it. So I'm just gonna make well, then,
I'll just thinks you will love this movie. I think
you'll like it. I'm telling you, I think everyone will
like it. It's just maybe it was a good thing.
It's good to go to a film not not knowing
what to expect, and we did and it totally slapped
me in the face like Wow, I wasn't expecting that
and then believe it at that I heard Godzilla made
(08:26):
you feel like it was actually Godzilla in the movie.
It really was what drugs did Elton John do? Oh?
Probably he did. He claims he's done every drug ever
ever man. And it was in the movie did they
show him doing drugs? Because I was curious about how
Taron Edgerton did the drugs because obviously he wasn't doing
actual drugs in the movie. What are they snorting? It's
(08:47):
actually I read about this. It's vitamin B or D
is howderd VITAMINB And in fact, Jonah Hill you remember
in The Wolf of Wall Street Hill's character he does
so much cocaine. He ended up getting bronchitis from doing
so much because it it creates that residue on the
back of your throat. At Vitamin B. Yeah, I don't
know if I could do that, I don't. I would
(09:08):
be like, let's try something. We should have some Do
you have any vitamin by Danielle roll up a hundred
dollar bell? Story? Where start? What do you roll up
the hundred dollar bell? To be? You have to wait?
Do I get to keep the after? Yes? A drug
(09:28):
tip you have to cut it first with like a
you are you? Are you seen people do it? Are
you scary? Explaining I don't think you got to have
a mirror. You know, Scary did drugs before he had sex?
Every time? Now I can believe that he was a
virgin longer than he was, but within like a dazed
(09:49):
day period, we've learned, Oh my god, it was. It
was a very short amount of time. What a weekend?
How much? How much drugs did you have to give her?
What drugs did you do? Find? Marijuana? Right? What else?
I tried cocaine? You did a little booker sugar that
I had sex on the scene. Then he asked you
did you snorted off her breasts? It was at a party.
(10:10):
Why don't have pictures Scary snorting marijuana? Snorting marijuana? You're
not supposed to do this? Did somebody says the get
rated that cocaine twenty seven before you did it? You
only did it once? Well, so good for you. That
was on a previous podcast. That way, Elvis wasn't here though.
(10:30):
I don't have a problem with that. Wait till you
read my book. I can't wait, especially the chapter Houston.
We have a prob Houston, we have a problem. I'm
going right to that chapter for you know what. It's
kind of a weird thing writing about you know, your past,
and you write about the times you used to do
a lot of drugs and I squelched a lot of it.
I mean, there's a lot of stuff. Is there anything
I mean, in particular, that you can think of in
(10:52):
your head that you didn't put in there for a purpose,
like to hallucinogenics and stuff like that. But it was,
like I thought it was, it was just kind of
slow it all down. Was there a cocaine was important
part of the story. Was there anything in your book
that you said, I'm I'm not going to include that.
A lot of stuff really, Oh no, there's a lot
of stuff not in this book. Absolutely. So you have
a second book coming? Is that what you're telling us,
I'm already writing the second book, And now that I'm
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writing the second book, the first book is is. I
don't It's like whatever, Maybe I'm just tired of I
think this book will be great, first of all for
people who we know, people in our circle, like, oh
my god, because I have a good friend who read
it and said, I've known you for years. I didn't
know any of this about you. This is fascinating. Secondly,
radio geeks. There, it's really radio. It's really kind of
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the history of top forty radio and how we kind
of fit into it. It's a really big and I'm
afraid people who aren't geeky radio geeks aren't gonna like that.
So I actually say, in the beginning of that chapter, Hey,
if you're not a radio geek, move on to chapter
five whatever, I create your own ending story. You know what,
You sit here and you say, I'm going to write
a book. Okay, let's think about what you would not
(11:53):
put in that book. You know there will be some
things in there. Yeah, And then the question is, well,
why did you not at that? Why don't you want
to include everything? Well, I don't think it's all necessary
to tell the story, right, Like, there's just some stuff
I don't want my parents to know. Was there anything
that you put in the book that somebody had to
remind you of a lot of remember this story. I'm
not here the drug party, just talking about Actually I
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remember all the drug part with extreme clarity, believe it
or not, because there's things in my life where somebody
will remind me of a story, something that happened, and
I have no recollection of it. Where did you suppress it?
Maybe that's the case. That could be the case that
I just didn't want to remember that memory, Like the murder.
I didn't murder anybody, see you bury that one in
(12:34):
the back here, didn't murder anybody on coke when you
did this. I was the only time I've seen Nate
on drugs was in my swimming pool. We got him,
We got him stone and well, so he's in my pool.
He said, you know, I have heart problems and maybe
I shouldn't be smoking this. I said, well, let's get
out of the pool. He said, I've never smoked before.
I'm like, well, what are you doing in my pool
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smoking pot? How do you come over here and try
to die at night? I actually wanted a tiptoe and
do his room to see he was still breathing. We
actually knocked on his door to make sure he was okay.
I vaguely remember you bringing me a bottle of water. Yeah,
I'm like, are you okay? I don't want this guy
in my house. Yeah, what chapter the book is this? That?
This is a this is all bonus. This is bonus book.
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I'm so worried about. I don't want this guy dying
in my house. I'm with you on that. So back
to the snail. Has anyone thought about has anyone decided
they don't? Somebody had the question, the version of the
question that said, the snail can board an airplane, So
that changes everything. You can't just move the plane on
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a plane at the rate they board airplanes. There's plenty
of time light lighting. No, I'm still sticking with my
I'm gonna I'm gonna take the ten million dollars and
out smart that snail. Okay, it'll give me a purpose
in my life. I don't have anything to do right now.
Good thing we have you under contractor my heart, I
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don't know. Danielle still't still with me. Scary need the money.
We're gonna just forget about the ten million and just
live our lives. I need the money, but I'm just
needs the money, but I don't want it to to live
with the worry. You know what's great, though, when the
snail does get him, it'll be on his in the story.
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I would totally stop posting about anything extravagant because I
wouldn't want the snail to know. He knows what filter
shall use on the snail. But the snail I know
I could find scary at the first class. And how
dare you think the snail is following you on Instagram?
He's following everywhere else that still doesn't even have a phone.
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I don't even think you're that important that the snail
gives a ship. The snail's job is to kill you, alright,
And someone tells me you're gonna milk this snail three
or four more days. On the fifteen minute morning show,
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