Gym Smell and Food Taste

If you worked out at a gym with a celebrity, would you not wipe there sweat down? Also, are there foods you just don't like and others give you crap for it?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts, Daniel,
you're hosting, what do you want to talk about? I
started pilates and it's very much like fifty Shades of Prey?

(00:25):
Is it sort of like that Britney Spears video. It's
kind of like Britney Spears. It is crazy. Like yesterday
I went and they were like doing the training course
to see if I liked it, and they were like,
all right, you need to take your left leg and
stick it in this apparatus and then you're right and
then circle it and I'm like, this is going to
help my sex life. So let me ask you a question.

(00:45):
The only one time I did pilates in one of
those pilates places, it did have the machine is on
the machine. I forget what the machines called. Can you
do pilates without machines? Because because I went to one
of those machine et places and I'd never to go
do it again, I loved it. I felt like, it's
because I have very bad back issues and neck issues
and supposedly I'm going for that specific reason. It's supposed

(01:06):
to strengthen all of that. So I'm very excited about it.
So I was at the gym again. Yesterday, your buddy
John Krasinski was there. You're right, he's there, big guy.
You got to come in. Well, I would get so
nervous if I saw him working out. I think I
was just passing. No, No, you'll just watch him from
across the gym. Yes, look at anyway. But they put

(01:26):
you know, every once in a while, you'll do some
whatever you need to do on the pads that they
put down, and sometimes it smells like ass because it
is as this is what he asked. I know, And
I'll say to my my trainer, I'll say, Charles, it
smells like ass, he says, Elvis. It's a gym. But still,
people are supposed to clean the mats after Yes, stop,
but didn't I just thinking maybe it's John Krasenski's. Would

(01:49):
you be okay with that? No, I don't want to
smell on anyone's. I don't care whose acid is Chris Hemsworth's. No,
I don't. I don't like the smell of ass. I
don't care whose ascid is. I don't like what celebrity
do you have the biggest crush on. It doesn't matter.
I'm not going to sniff their ass. I know where
you're going. I'm not not gonna do it. I don't
like as there's no ask worth sniffing Jason Momo No,
I would not sniffy. As you know Jason Momoa has

(02:14):
a smelly as he probably does Chris Pratt's ass. No,
I'm not like smell they ass like be on the
when I get up from I'm sure you do when
you get up from a machine. There's that line of
butt sweat. Everybody has it. You sniff it? Well, it
was just to say I did. I'm not gonna enjoy
it that Mastery has often said, and it's summertime, so

(02:39):
it's appropriate. Scary often says he doesn't mind what a
hot girl PE's in a pool, So I asked the
same question, is a hot girl butt stank sweat on
a machine? Okay? I'm okay, but it doesn't change your
role what it looks like? Who you have the biggest
crush on, like Garrett said, like the biggest celebrity crush
I don't have one right now? Okay, Britney Spirit who

(03:00):
was your last one? You know? Just who Britney Spirits? Yeah?
But do you want to smell their ASSA? I want
to go out of my way swim in a swimming
pool where they had paved. Wouldn't go out of my
way to do that. But if it just happened and
I was there, then you know it happened. It just yeah,
then I'm then I'm okay, I'm in. My thought is
you're gonna shower anyway. You're gonna shower eventually within the

(03:23):
hour half hour that you're there. So what's the difference?
And our butt's very clean, cleaner than your mouth, Danielle,
I don't think. Didn't someone tell us that, Elvis? Why
I didn't hear about that? But I don't think you
can get eat coal I from a makeout But if
you like, okay, what's the season? Was somebody we had
an expert on the toilet sea has less germs because

(03:47):
it's a hard surface than your mouth. But that's not
your butt s Your butt has. Your butt has moisture
that holds it clings onto those bacteria. Chef thinks anyway,
I gotta be honest, I'm hating this fifth ten minute
morning show. How do we even get to this point?
We're just going to talk about the gymnastics gym that
my kid goes to when you walk in, it's all

(04:07):
you know, thirteen fourteen year old kids sweating up, and
the whole place smells like a wet mob. I don't know.
Some people are more sensitive to smells like that. I'm
very sensitive to smells like that. For instance, this morning,
when I was getting out of my shower, I could
smell that, you know, this shower bath matt needs to
be washed, but I was told it was washed last week. Well,

(04:28):
it doesn't matter. I smell that stuff faster than other people.
I smell mild before. My son is going to um Washington,
d C. On his like eighth grade trip next week,
and they had a big meeting and one of the
things they said, the meaning was this is very important.
Everyone is to wear deodorant. We do not want to
smell you on this trip. It's going to be very hot.

(04:51):
And do not be discussed because some of them in
eighth grade still don't wear deodorant. I was not even possible,
and I cringe. Ason played hockey and that's the worst
smell I've ever Hockey players are the smelliest hockey equipment
bag smell. Yeah, the most disgusting smell. I hate this

(05:12):
talk can't we just can't we just totally change something, lollypops, rainbows, anything.
Let's talk about pleasant smells and things. You do, want
to pool toys? Not that was that? Uh? Froggy's wife
Lisa said that Froggy farted so loudly at three it

(05:32):
woke her up and she couldn't get back to sleep.
And she said in her text to him, and we'll
talk to him on the radio show tomorrow about this.
I want to speak to you about this when you
get home. I mean, what is there to talk about.
You can't control it for couples who lived together to
sleep in separate rooms, have their separate beds and separate rooms.

(05:53):
You're all for not living with your I just think
it's it creates for a better relationship. Many people say
that's true, scary. I mean personally, I kind of like
being in the same bed even after you smoshal after
I do that, I want to cuddle later. Oh no,
no, no no, after smosh, I can't touch anyone because everyone's
sweaty and I need I need separation really, So after

(06:17):
you're done, you just jump out of bed and that's it. No.
I didn't say that, Garrett, No, you said you don't
want to cuddle, So what do you do? I don't
want to. I just don't know you. Can you age
the king size bed after we're done? You stay over there?
There's a no I think ten minutes. Yeah? Do you
cut off a few minutes? No? Maybe this is getting
way too personally. Do you get up and shower right away?
Or do you wait until the next morning. I'm not

(06:38):
talking about any of this. Is it like, okay, go
over there? Like it's not usually, but I prefer that.
Can we move? Do you say, okay, thanks, I've done that.
I'm not talking about my person I'm not doing it.
I'll tell you I don't care. No one's asking I mean,
but no one's everyone's asking me. I'm not going to

(06:58):
answer it. I've always in used to see where people's
line really is. So you're lying fund it. Here's calling
an uber as he's finishing my alone time. Okay, I

(07:19):
will say, like, it's very relaxing afterwards, and I just
want to enjoy it and not have to talk or
you know, I want to relax afterwards. You have an
escape room. I don't have an escape room, but I
just like there's like I'm coming and so's your car.
I'm sick, but it's okay. He calls the good uber

(07:42):
over black black. Yes, my god, Elvis is so checked out.
He's mad at us. He doesn't want to talk about
his penis. I'm not mad. I'm not mad at all. No,
I'm not mad. I'm just like, you know, some things
that are okay, they're okay. Just to keep to yourself, right,
I mean, of course, I don't know why. Maybe I
could go back to my child hood. I can relearn
why I will feel this way. Like we're talking to

(08:03):
Scary earlier about it. Somewhere when he was a kid,
someone at the table at the restaurant ordered a steak
medium well or well done, and then someone else at
the table went, oh, that's disgusting, and forever more. Scary
now believes that if you order your steak like that,
you're disgusting. It would it has nothing to do with
you should be chastising anyone for how they want their steak.

(08:24):
Leave alone. Well, well, this is this is something that
I've just come through the realization this morning. When Elvis
spelled it out for me that I he he let
me look, he let me look inside myself. He made
me be introspective if I guess if that's the word
I'm looking for. I like the first part, looking inside yourself,
looking inside myself. I have the same thing with fish though,

(08:47):
because my mom was forced to eat fish on Fridays
and my grandmother would sit her at the table and
if she didn't eat it, she'd take the fish, put
it in the refrigerator and you come back and eat
it later. So my mom had this thing off. She
hated fish, so she never cooked fish growing up, and
that was the reason. So I always got in my head,
well I hate fish too, so that I don't know
because of your grandmother, you don't like fish. I don't

(09:08):
like fish. Well I get it, yea. And but she
even if you recognize while you don't like it and
you still don't like I still like it. It's okay
if you don't like fish, you don't like fish. It's
just you know, you sit down for dinner and people
start looking at your like, oh, how can you eat that? Well,
you know what, I'm gonna watching people eat lobster. I've

(09:29):
had lobster before and it was actually decent, but I
loved because it looks like they're eating the best thing
they've ever had in their entire life. I love watching
people eats. It's so funny. Like this weekend in Martha's Vineyard,
they have a lot of lobster. They're right, it's like
one of the things they're known for. And everybody was like, oh,
we gotta go here for a lobster roll. And I
don't like lobster. And I tried it, and I just

(09:49):
couldn't get into it. You don't have to, yeah, And
that's the thing. That's what I've realized as I've gotten older,
you know what, I don't like some things, and that's
just I can't. I can't. Sorry, especially it's very little nao.
But I tried. I tried a hot buttered lobster roll.

(10:09):
I didn't like. Finish your sentence. Lobster rolls are the
best for me, right, exactly exactly, That's what I learned
this one. Like Gandhi doesn't like cinnamon, I hate it exactly.
I hate it. I hate the smell of it, like
the taste of it. I hate it. I hate it.
When when that whole cinnamon challenge thing was happening and
everyone was just eating the spoonful, it was a bad

(10:31):
time in my life. You have no heart to stupid
to people make fun of her as stupid she doesn't
like cinnamon, stupid that the people that were eating the
cinnamon by the spoonfuls to do the challenge. Can I
make a generalization? We all are myself, Gandhi and you,
Elvis are seemingly more open to things because we grew
up in different parts of the country, right, and we've

(10:53):
lived in other places. And so when I come here
and I said, I don't like lobster rolls or you
know this, this this pizza's out that great because New
York this is this is what you grew up with.
And that's fine. But I've been to other places and
tried different things, so I know that. Okay. My different
thing that I like is is Okay, there's a whole

(11:14):
world out there. I'm trying to become a better person,
you know, And that's okay as long as you think that,
as long as you think you are. But you know,
I was having this conversation with my again, my trainer yesterday,
who was born and raised in the Bronx and Queens
whatever from this area, and uh, I say, so, do
you ever see a time you may want to move
out of New York City. Never Most people who I

(11:35):
know who are New Yorkers never ever want to leave
this area. They may move, you know, across the river
or whatever, they're always going to be in the New
York area. And that's fine, that's cool. But but if
you're a person like us, the three of us, and
that again would be Nate and Gandhi me, we're we've
had more of a nomadic thing where we've moved from
town to town to town, the radio thing. And uh,

(11:56):
I could easily leave New York. But I don't have
family here. I don't have roots here, you know. But
you guys moved around and you ended up here. You
you work to get here. We're already here. Why would
we leave, Well, no, I'm planning on leaving one day.
Why would we leave? Like it's people you don't need
to know. I see Elvis this because you know, granted,

(12:17):
in the radio world, this is the place you want
to be. But there are the great cities right places
in this world that you can guess what in the
radio world, we can You can still be on in
New York and live in in Maui exactly. You don't
have to do it that anymore, and so yeah, you
know what it but and there's nothing wrong with growing
up places loving them. You're comfortable there. You just really

(12:40):
don't even think of a future anywhere else. And that's fine. Now,
would move to the UK if I had the opportunity,
and that's only because I've been there so many times
and I love it so much that I feel like
it just feels good. But you have a husband and
a family to think about as well. But you know,
there are people who live in Cleveland who never even
think of leaving Cleveland. So it's not just a New
York no. No. I I'm just saying for me, this

(13:01):
is the best city for me, But Cleveland or or
or St. Louis might be the best city for people
living there. They fit. They like the culture and the
food and the people. That's why I never understood why
people who move out of their cities to move to
another city sort of mock the people who, oh, they're
stuck in Cleveland. Well no, they want to be in
Cleveland probably, which is fine. Thank God, someone wants to

(13:22):
be in Cleveland. Thank God, someone wants to stay in
New York. Thank God, someone wants to be in Anchorage,
otherwise the cities would be dead with Los Angeles. Am
I right, you can move down to Orange County. You're good? Yea. Anyway,
this conversation has gone from butt bacteria to where you
live the strangest podcast. This is what we call a symposium.

(13:47):
A symposium is when people gather around a table and
there's a free exchange of ideas. Symposium. Oh, look at up.
I love watching Gandhi laugh at everyone. Know you may
be right, but I've never heard what we're doing now
called a symposium before. Have you a podcast? Look a
look up? Symposium? Alright, Well, I'm just we gotta hurry

(14:07):
because we're almost hat of time. Symposium. Well, no, maybe
it's a freak A conference or meeting to discuss a
particular subject, a collection of essays or papers of a
particular subject, right, like a Ted talk. It's one subject.
I was talking about one thing, pit. So this is
not a SYMPOSI read number three Gandhi. A drinking party
or convivial discussion, especially as held in ancient Greece after

(14:28):
a banquet, Why that's what this is. Keep going till
you find something that makes me sound like I was like, alright,
read Nubeen like this is. I think that that's what
some podcasts turned into, and there's nothing wrong with some
people call it. They called it a coffee clatch. Clatch.
That's sounds dirty. I'm gonna start using that word a
lot in England to be a favorite. Can you sniff

(14:49):
my clash? Press clatch? Absolutely? The Fifteen Minute Morning Show
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