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May 28, 2019 15 mins

Today was one of those "how did we get here"?? We started talking to Gandhi about being the "black sheep" of her family. By the end of the podcast, we were talking about some bad words. 

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Represents show. Here we go our first podcast after
a three day weekend? What are you doing? Gandhi and
Scary Scary to squeeze my arm and I wasn't flexing,
so I wanted him to do it again when I
was flexing. Yeah, there's it's Scary loves to like poke

(00:30):
you when he's talking to you, which drives me insane
when people do that. But if he's gonna poke me,
I want to make sure I'm nice and hard to
get her attention and she I guess she wasn't prepared,
so I just went to go squeeze her arm and
she goes, could you do that again? Because she wanted
to show that she had some great Exactly, you can
give it a squeeze. You want to be at your best.
So around the table for the fifteen minute morning show podcast,

(00:50):
there's Gandhi, there's Scary, there's Brody, there's Great to the
Flat Boy, there's Garrett, and there's Danielle and here's a
straight afternoon. Hey, uh oh man, I just come in
on one thing. I was following you all on your
adventures to Memorial Day weekend. I was watching you Gandhi
with your family. How many total Gandhi's were up at

(01:11):
at Niagara Falls? There were? So I blew up the
picture and I inspected every single face in your family.
Did you Yes, a good looking groups. But you, I
swear to God, I can tell just by looking at
the picture, you are the black sheep of that family.
At seven Gandhi's there. How is it that you? I mean,

(01:35):
is there one that comes in second place? Yeah, my
cousin Anita, who lives here. So the two troublemakers live
in New York. Two troublemakers. Yes. When I said I
was moving to New York, the entire family was like,
oh Jesus, two of you together. How did you end
up the black sheep of the family? Like, how are
you different than the rest of the Gandhi's, I like
to say, the brown sheep of the family. I don't know,
I think because they're all you know, they all follow

(01:56):
one path or a couple of paths of doctors, lawyers, engineers, like,
that's what they all do. And then I went in
a different direction, which they're all cool with, and they're
fine with it. But I'm definitely the outsider of the group. Now,
are you sure they're cool and fine with it? Are
there any of them that are? You know what, Gandhi,
you're just not really living up to the expectation of
the family. Nobody in that photo. But there are people
more on the outside of the excited family who are like, oh,

(02:18):
she's bringing shame, such shame. There are also my one
little cousin. He's one year old. He hates me. He
might be judging. He definitely hates you. He's one. He
doesn't hate anybod does she. She goes to hold him
and he starts screaming bloody murder. It made me laugh.
I'm the only person he really does it too, like that.
I tried to bribe him with everything a grape. I

(02:39):
tried to logic, have logic and reasoning with him, and
bribing with a grape expect expecting results from a grape.
Maybe maybe you're awkward with kids. It's the way you
hold him and makes him uncomfortable. No, usually little kids
love me. This one for some reason. It's just he
hates me. But look how cute he is. He's so cute.
I don't like him. If he doesn't like you know,
what's up? Brody? Speaking of being awkward with kids, Scary

(03:00):
on his instant story put a video of him with
his nephews playing. But it wasn't him with his nephews,
it was them playing with each other. So I asked
him this morning, did you actually interact with them and
hug them? Just using them for video Absolutely? Did you know?
My my nephew as he's growing older, he's nine years
old now, so I actually played video games with him.

(03:22):
Let's put it this way. I don't do well with
the zero to six year old crowd because they're not
well developed yet and in their brain. No, but now
that now that he talks a lot more, he's into things.
He understands when you can communicate with him, Yes, communicate.
I sent my my older nephew, Lucas to the Imagine
Dragon's concert because he said, Uncle Anthony, I love Imagine

(03:46):
Drag their music. So I'm starting to find some common
ground between us. So, yes, I did interact with him.
It only about the other one. He just gurgles and coups.
He's just like, what was cool? He's five months old.
I gotta agree that they really have no personality and well, no,

(04:08):
a parent would tell you know if he's got lots
of personality. Well maybe, but nothing I can relate right now.
I just posted a picture of my brother with his
three year old daughter Ella on my Instagram because this
is so pure love. He let her put ear rings
on him and they were playing dress up and he
he doesn't care whatever you want to do to me.
And it's just this innocent picture that my my sister

(04:29):
in law took of them. And he's just the best
dad and he's so good with her and it's so cute.
So would you let your nephew put ear rings on you? Sure?
I love it when and if he dresses him up
in drags with oh no, another dark sky notification. Let
me see what this is telling us here And we're
recording this at ten oh seven on Tuesday morning, East

(04:51):
Coast time. Oh rain, here we go. We got a
heavy day of rain on the way. We've had such
beautiful weather. He's been We're spoiled from this weather. And
we had such a right day at the shore Friday.
It's awesome. You couldn't have asked for a better day
to kick off the summer, and not in the New
York area. Is perfect. Really couldn't have I have a
question for the women in the room. Um, do you

(05:12):
remember the first time you went and ran to a
guy rather than your dad. I'll give you an example.
So we were at the beach on Sunday and my daughter,
my oldest daughter is in college, brought her boyfriend, who
I met now for the second time, but he was
staying over, so he went with us to the beach. Well,
she went in the water with one of my other daughters,
and a wave knocked her down and almost knocked her
bathing suit off, and she came out of the water

(05:33):
like choking on salt water. And she went to him,
and he hugged her and comforted her. And it was
the first time I felt like she's moved on from
her dad. Not totally I felt that way, but it
was that moment where I feel like all people have
been like I know the first time I went to
my wife instead of my mom for something. And I'm
just wondering if you girls remember the first time like

(05:55):
you went to a guy, like I still go to
my dad friend. I was just gonna say, I still
turned to my dad all the time, turned into my
husband first usually now, but I still like a lot
of times I remember when I flooded the hat, like, well,
this is because my husband wasn't home. He was in California.
And I flooded the house with the toilet because I
didn't realize when the so the ball, you know, the
ball inside the toilet, you flooded the house. And I

(06:18):
didn't realize there's a vout behind the toilet that you
can turn it off. I didn't know that. So the
toilet flooded the house and I called my daddy and
he came over and he took care of it, and
he helped me play ceiling dials. It was bad. The
bond between a father and a daughter's it's something that
all of us guys will never really understand, except for
Garrett Well and Brody and great Well. No no, no,

(06:43):
but you guys are the father's and like and with
the daughters, the daughter looking at the father. I mean,
there's there's an interesting bond I find, like, you know,
he's your dad, and it's so interesting. My dad's so
attached to me. He's still like he'll be like, hey,
come your kid. While he's falling asleep. He has to
hold my hand when he goes to sleep. I know,
I love it. It It looks sad now, I sorry, sorry,

(07:04):
I can't wait. You guys remember the scene from Bad
Boys where Will Smith and Martin Lawrence on the front
door for their Martin Lawrence daughters going out on a date,
and they act like they just got out a prison
for the guy that's at the front door to right.
So I cannot wait to act that out. I got
my best friend first date. That's happening. We're going to

(07:24):
act out scene word for word and see just to
have some fune with it. Is it true that fathers
who are worried about their daughters dating when they're young,
they do so because they knew how they were when
they were guys? I know how my friends are. Yeah,
you know, you know what young guys are capable of exactly.
You know. It's not even that, it's it's all kids.

(07:47):
It's like, I know this ship I got away with,
and my husband knows a ship he got away with.
You ain't getting to where that same ship a right.
The same with daughters with with with girls dating your
son's forget I mean, what kind of ask you this?
What kind of warnings do you have for your son's
Danielle about girls? Oh? My gosh that they're gonna you know,

(08:08):
you're gonna get hurt, Your heart's gonna get broken. Girls
play games, we all do, and I'm already telling them,
like my some will come home and school say I
don't understand so and so keeps hitting me, and she
hit honey, she likes you, No she doesn't, Yes she does.
That's how we've flirt at that age. We chase you around,
we push you, we pull your hair. That's how it works.

(08:29):
But you can apply that to boys and girls. Yeah,
but what do you tell them about girls specifically about
how they interact with each other. Sometimes you don't understand
what you're you have to and you're never gonna understand
what a girl is trying to say. But we're always
going to be confusing to you. Don't try to read
us because it's not gonna happen. And then I just say,
just be respectful. No means no. You know, um, if

(08:51):
you have any questions, you can always come to us.
We're going to be open and honest with you about everything.
We're gonna have to have to wrap it up conversation eventually,
especially since one's going to high cool soon, So you
have to write maybe you should have already had that conversation.
They just talked about Pennsylvania and Virginia in my ten
year old class. Pardon Vagina. Yes, he comes on, he goes,

(09:12):
we talked about Pennsylvania and Virginia today, and I said, huh,
he goes, you know, And then my husband said, penis
in vagina vagina, And he does not want to Why
why why do they even allow them to name them
after state? No, he named him after states. In school
they say penis in vagina. He won't even say Dick
sporting Goods. It's it's Richards. My son goes, it's Richards.

(09:35):
My kids won't say why are they afraid of the
word dick. It wouldn't be Long Island, Florida. Well, Long
Islands on the state. But if you're gonna ye, if
you're gonna, if you're you're gonna compare your your your, your,
your manhood to any any be any sort of land mass,
it would be Long Island because it's sticking straight out.

(09:57):
Series is Rhode Island. Apparently I signed a pain bird
that said they were it was fine for them to
discuss this in school. I don't remember signing this paper,
but I'm guessing I signed it because they learned about
all kinds of stuff. Just don't let them call it
Florida because it's just dangles. I have two little ten
year old cousins who asked about sex over the weekend,
and they were in a car with their mom my
other cousin, and she actually explained it to them, and

(10:19):
it was maybe the best reaction that I've ever seen.
What was the question? What was the answer? The question
was what is sex? Like? I heard this stuff at
school and I wanted to know what was going on there. Okay, perfect,
So she said, before they run around saying some stupid stuff,
I'm just gonna tell them what's going on. So she
really gave him the details of what happened, and the
one said do you regret it? She was like, no,

(10:41):
I got Youtuo out of it. It's great, And he
said right right, But if there was any other way
that you could have gotten us, would you have still
done that that? We tell them it's disgusting for now,
one day you won't think it's so disgusting. That's what
we said. Greg. Did you have to talk with your kids?
Did your wife? No? We haven't even started. Really, I

(11:02):
mean Jada a little by little. You know, they were
like in dance school, so a lot of the girls
and dance are older, so they're already like teaching them
all concerts. What you wants teaching your do know, It's
just that I think that you know, we're gonna let
We're just gonna let things kind of like happen and uh,
my belly, daddy, if you want to talk about if
they want to talk about things, then they're more than

(11:22):
welcome and we can we'll we'll bring it to their attention. Obviously.
I guess Jade is gonna get at her period soon.
That was the worst when I my mom and didn't
have the period talk with me yet. And I went
to school and my friend Charles said, you know, one day,
you're gonna bleed from your vagina, and I'm like, And
I went home and I was mortified, and I said, mom,

(11:45):
Charles told me I'm going to start bleeding from my vagina.
And at that point my mom was sit down, Okay,
let's talk about I'm not a parent other than having anager,
but I would think that I would try my best.
Tell me if I'm rinning wrong, I really have no
license to talk about all of it for my parents.
You can hear all sorts of wild stories out there.
Come come to me for clarification. Come to me and

(12:07):
I'll let you know if they're true or not. And
as a matter of fact, let's make it a fun game.
You come to me and you tell me the most
outlantish stuff you hear. Come to me and let's talk
about it, and I'll let you know. I don't know
if Jada went to Trish maybe about three months ago
and said, Mom, what is see you next Tuesday? You
know dance school they were using right, so she let

(12:29):
me tell you this is it stems from that dance
mom is back? By the way, did you think they
used the C word at dance school? Because one of
the older girls was like, oh, you know, she's see
you next Tuesday. So then Jada, Jada didn't know. So
Jade was like laughing along to be cool in the
car right home. She said, Mom, so it's so sad. Yeah,

(12:50):
I would have driven right off the road. I was like, um, well,
Jada and like had to like figure out a nice
way how to like but but it really isn't though
I mean to see you next Tuesday. Word has really
veered off the road. It really has nothing to do
with the reproductive part anymore. It's just the most awful
thing you can call someone. Not in England. You were saying,

(13:13):
She's like, you know that that is the worst word
that you can use, you know, blah blah blah blah whatever.
And then she came home and she was like, oh,
it's starting. She's like, girls at dance school are talking
because no one learns that word in reproduction class. So
we haven't tested tomorrow. You haven't study. My sister taught

(13:34):
me that word when I was like ten years old,
and she said it was a slang term for that part,
and I thought my parents didn't know what it meant
because it was slang. So we were fighting and I
screamed it at her at the top of my lungs,
and my dad cracked up and said, what the hell,
go to your room right now. And I looked at
her him like, they know this, they know what this
word means. She was like, I didn't teach you. It's
such a it's such an awful words makes an awful

(13:57):
sound when you say it because it's a hard sound.
It makes it worse. Yeah, yea is everything going again?
Might not be. It's not good anyway, It's life is

(14:20):
an adjective anyway. So okay, let's let's analyze this fifteen
minute morning show podcast. It started out I was talking
about Gandhi being the black sheep of the family, and
now we're adding a y to the world's worst word.
That's what the black sheep does, but also add ish
if you want. Oh good, So, how is your Memorial

(14:41):
Day weekend awesome? Does Alex no where babies come from?
Yes he does? Or Max? Anyway, Well, thanks for another
fifteen minute morning didn't say anything. That's what's left to
say the fifteen minute morning show Elf

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