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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm represents show. Well, well, well, well, well look what
the cat drag The cat dragg descend and kept us here. Yeah,
that's a strong cat. Well, thank god for clumping formula.
(00:23):
We're all still here anyway. Welcome to the fifteen minute
morning show podcast of This is after our Wednesday May
two show. And the place still smells like fried meat
from Great Tease Grill. Around the penis shaped table, We've
got Gandhi and Scary. It looks very concerned, yeah, because
producer Jake is trying to mount a giant inflatable unicorn
(00:47):
outside and he's gonna hey, hey, al right. Next to
Scary is Brody, and then there's Garrett and Danielle and
whoever drops by for the podcast. You're welcome, You're welcome.
What a stinky day. But we had a great time
with Halsey. She was very, very very interesting today and
everything else we covered. There's a lot going on today.
I think gandhi My favorite moments were us talking about
(01:08):
our favorite summer jobs from when we were kids. Oh yeah,
because I always always think fondly of Baskin Robbins, always
think fondly of my days as a carney. It was great.
But I forgot to tell you, guys, one of the
things I did in summer was I got paid to
walk around with these guys who owned a jewelry business
and just wear like these big baller chains. It was awesome.
So people would see the baller chains on you and
(01:29):
say where did you get that? Yes? And did they
actually did that advertising really work for I think so
because they were really really expensive. I don't think it's
something that just every average person off the street is
gonna be like, oh, yeah, get me that spinning rim
on your neck. Didn't really go well, but it was
a really fun summer in Chicago. Scary. What about your
summer jobs. You've had a couple of weird ones, right, Yeah.
I was a grill sergeant at a Cabana beach club.
(01:52):
Great tea could use you today, you could have. And
we would often take breaks and the walking freezer and
we would all smoke pot and then when we got caught,
the person who got caught got demoted to potato peeler.
Oh that was my summer job. I'm thinking if you
caught me smoking pot in the deep freeze or whatever
(02:13):
it is, I don't want to be demoted to anything.
I'll just I'll just leave. I'll go work down at
the next piece of crap beach club. And how many
people can you demote the potato peeler at one time?
I mean potatoes are You'll be surprised. The kid that
brought the pipe, he was the one who got the
potato peeler drop. It's really weird scary because I know
you don't really smoke pot, but you did smoke pot
(02:34):
with me once did that. It was awful because scary
is just scary? Scary? Is this by nature naturally high
all the time? I don't need it? And he has
the munches around the clock, well he does, didn't He
get real paranoid and like he was okay, okay, Hey,
so Brodie, what was your your crazy summer job? I
was a camp counselor for a Dick camp where I
(02:56):
went to Dick Camp, and so I used to get
trouble as a camper. And when I became a counselor,
I was a camper with power, and so I did
all the same things wrong I did as a camper.
And then when the end a camp came, I smuggled
all the shaving cream in for the kids that the
council's used to take away from me because shaving cream
fights the last day. The cool counsel Yeah, I was
the cool counselor because you know, I wanted the big tips.
(03:18):
What about you, Garrett? I was a lifeguard most of
the summers that that I had a job before this one.
And uh, I was a very snooty swim club on
Staten Island in New York. Really yes, And did you
make out with any of these snooty swim club daughters?
A few? But but the thing was when I was
(03:38):
up in the chair, that's where the older ladies, like
seventy eighty years old would somehow sometime you act like
they're drowning, and as a lifeguard, you can't say, oh,
you're faking it. You have to go in and get
so that's that's a that's a way for them to,
you know, try to have sex with a lifeguard. I
only went on to learn about that later on in life,
because as did you ever make out with a seven
year old drowning? Like? There was one time I had
(04:00):
of mouth to mouth thinking she was she was done,
but she she she came back very quickly after that first,
after that first, you know, yeah, yeah, so that was
my summer. Like they would go like, I need help,
I need help. And when you say you need help
and you're in the wall, you gotta go, you gotta go.
You can't question it. What about you, Nate? Any crazy summer, John?
(04:20):
Oh yeah, I've had a few. Producer of a morning show. Yes,
that was the worst one. Now, I sold newspapers for
a while. No, it was in the ninety that read
all about it. So they used to do that back
in the day, the eerie Daily Times would have this
(04:41):
throwback we're in this summer. I would dress up as
one of those hundred kid news ees like read all
about it. You're not answering my question? Where were you
standing in front of the post office, in front of
the courthouse. You know, they would have like four people
throughout the city doing this for the summer, and it
would be obscenely hot and you're wearing these this outfit
that you know, it looks like you're in news. Did
(05:05):
have the cap? I don't think that was a turn back,
and then it wasn't it. I don't remember that one,
but yeah, it would be very hot and you're selling
newspapers and nobody wanted to buy them, and they would
roll back the prices from fifty cents to a quarter,
so I get your news paper hand. And then the
other the worst job I had. My brother managed a
(05:27):
pet food and feed store for like livestock and animals.
So once a week they would get a fifty three
ft long van trailer of pine shavings, which each bundle
weeghed forty pounds, and me and my other brother, Matt,
would unload a fifty three ft van trailer of pine
shavings and it would take all that sounds like some
(05:48):
sort of punishment. I don't know it was. I've never
been that hot and sweaty. I would sweat through every
piece of clothing. It's it's it was the worst. And
we would have to put them in the attic of
this barn and it was this all sounds like the
pioneer days and no, but it made me reels like
(06:09):
a lot of people do that every day, unload van
trailers of whatever. And it was awful. Well, at the
rate this show is going, we're all gonna be looking
for that job. To read all about it. The chips
are in. I got a vision of Nate knowing that
he was a stripper back in the day to being
a Newsy stripper. Can we talk about our friend Wax
(06:31):
who works at the breakfast club down the hallway. I'm
never shaking his hand again. Yeah. I didn't want to
talk about this on the show, but I know that
in his podcast he says that rather than you know,
sitting on the toilet number two like the rest of
us I'm assuming we do, he actually kind of hovers
near the toilet and he catches it in his hand
(06:52):
and throws it in the toilet. Yes, is that basically
what he's saying, his hand with toilet whippers. I don't
have any more answers, Okay, I gonna go ahead and
say probably, Yes, he does the way he described it.
You heard the whole thing, Garret. You want why does
he do this? I think he meant when you're cleaning
up after yourself or you're wiping. I think that's what
(07:14):
he meant by it. But the way it came out
was it sounds like he's catching it as it's falling out.
Sure sounds like it, but that's that's the way he
described it. But I don't think that's the way he
meant it, but it sounds like he's saying it's like
he can't believe that the rest of us let it
fall into the water. Yeah, he specifically said, you let
the doo doo hit the water, just hit the water.
Here's what he says, right here, Hold on, here, we
(07:35):
are you telling me that you'll just let the doodo
fall in the toilet? Yeah, I don't catch it every
time I am about to leave falling in the right.
I don't think it has anything to do with his wiping.
I think he's got a different thing going on. Okay,
but who are we to say that what the proper
way to do to eat? That's we are who we are.
(07:55):
That's exactly who we are. We're the people who don't
do that. So we get to say that he's ahead
of the time, because because what's that stool that everyone uses,
the squatty pot No one knew about the squatty potty,
squatty potties revolutionary, right, So maybe it doesn't make you
catch turns maybe catcher. Maybe he's ahead of our time.
So instead of a dream catcher, we need a poop catcher,
(08:17):
like a highlight scoop stool. But I don't understand is why. Well,
at first I thought maybe he was disgusted by the
water splashing his butt, But then I remember he catches
the poop in his hands, and that's not it because
he want to like gently place the poop. Don't know, Danielle, Again,
we don't know any more than what we know, So
stop asking questions his hands. After that, stop asking questions
(08:39):
we don't know. This might keep in mind we do
shake his hand, we do not anymore. Well, this might
explain something. One of my girl friends to a girl
that's a friend dated this guy that would use an
entire roll of toilet paper every time he went number two.
I don't know how that's physically. Possibly he needs more fiber,
well yeah, or maybe he's using the entire role to
catch it. Maybe that's what he's doing the entire So,
(09:02):
speaking of duty habits, I have a good friend who
has to take off all of his clothing before even
even though he has he has the privacy of the bathroom,
and it's a problem at work. He can't do to
at work because he has to he can't wear a
stitch of clothing. I think that's like a there is
a thing. I think it's called something I don't know.
(09:22):
A couple of people have. Dude, can't you just pull
your pants down let him rest around your ankles. He's
very freeing though it is very free I haven't done
it at work, but then you have to put your
clothes back on afterwards that the pain in the bus.
Scotty won't be at the yurinal. He has to pee
in the stall like you know. He just can't. He can't.
He can't pee next to people. He's pea shy. And
you know me, I don't do number two at work.
(09:43):
I did today. You had to. It's great tease. Hot
dogs were just vile. Did you catch it? What I did?
No one could catch. There was a big scandal on
one of the seasons of The Bachelor at where one
of the guys his name was Lincoln. And I know
this because, yeah, that was the whole funny thing about him.
(10:05):
So there was this big rumor going around and somebody
sent me a picture because he was from Boston, so
I know people who know him that he at work
would take the toilet paper and he wouldn't use the toilet.
He would create a nest on the floor and he
would poop the floor and then he would pick it
up and put it in the toilet. I will find
the picture. Well, I think this entire this entire conversation
is disgusting. It is, but it's very informative, you know.
(10:28):
But you know what, typically, especially ladies do not like
duty talk or fart talk. I don't, but I find
it fascinating that we know a guy who catches his turns.
I gotta keep keep cleaning. I got grills and tables
(10:50):
and things to clean in there. Just somebody. I met
somebody in the bathroom and he thought I was like
the janitor guy, which is not I'm not offended, but
he was like, hey, you know there's new you need
toilet paper. You're wearing Hawaiian with two cans. I said that, dude,
greg t and he goes, oh, who's that? I'm like
from the height. Now, first of all, I gotta say
(11:11):
something you serve today. I you know, I don't give
you a health code of a you know. I just
something didn't sit right with me. But all I did
was I took it from the package and I put
on the grill. I don't know where'd you buy it
and how cheap? Was it? He bought it? He say,
it's gotta be used coupon? Do you agree? I mean
it didn't taste right? Washed his hands? It was I
(11:33):
washed all my hands. I did everything. I have many hands.
Is that now, Elvis? I don't know if you know this,
but there were two grades of meat. So later in
the in the show, why do you have to show
I went out there to get a hamburger? He goes, scary, Listen,
I've been serving this other meat all morning. Nobody knows.
We all have this is good burgers over here. I'm
gonna serve you one of the good burgers. So I
(11:55):
don't know if you got a good burger or a
bad I got a bad burger probably, but I think
the hot dog I had half a hot dog in it.
My stomach just can't process that. You're the only one,
I think, because I gotta rumble it right now, because
I can't even do I can't really do fast food
anymore because when I try to have a burger from
a fast food place, I get and you just had
a bite. I did a bite a burger, but I
half a hog. Probably used to like a better grade
(12:16):
of a hot dog, and we didn't have that kind
of thing. Don't don't. Don't get brands, don't get brand
I will say that since he vapes, his hamburgers didn't
smell like cigarette smoke like they normally did. He speaking
of you know, New York status, saying that you cannot
vape flavored vapes anymore? Are you okay with that? Yeah?
I don't do flavor. I just do straight up nicotine.
(12:42):
Does it explain why you're in such a bad mood
because you're just over nicotine? I don't know. I gotta
tell you you were in a ship mood today. That's
not fair. It's because I know what I'm dealing with
over here with you guys, and I firmly believe that
this morning show. You know, we've been very lucky, very fortunate,
and we've gotten very successful. We've had the good things
of life, and then all of a sudden, you forget
(13:03):
about you know who you were before? Why you're mad
while you're grilling us? Those burgers have bad I was
mad because you guys are always asking for special things,
and you know, a Burger's is a burger, And I
think that if you just forget about eating good burgers
and you just eat the burger I give you, you'll
be fine. But it wasn't. I know. I think you
(13:25):
think it's going to happen before it does, so you
start getting piste off and yelling at people before we
even say anything to you, yelling at Garrett he cannot
eat any bread that has gluten in it, and you
called him spoiled. When I was a kid, there was
no such thing as gluten. Now all of a suddeners
there was gluten. Yes, it was getting sick of gluten.
(13:47):
That I'm saying that we've lost control of some of us.
Like David Brody likes like his buns toasted because the
toast tastes different than the bun itself, so you want
to toast it to make it tasted. And back in
the day, nobody was told stain bunds. Nowadays it's like
every whole time he told me, get your bonf my grill.
There's no room. But I said this, if if you're
(14:08):
the grill master, do not put stuff on a grillmaster's grill.
That that is his domain. He wouldn't let me, He
wouldn't do it for me, And like I said, it
pisses me if I'm driving and someone reaches over and
hawks my horn, I will kill you. I thought he
put a whole grilled cheese on his grill. Yeah that
was if you weren't some sweet I love you t
I didn't do it. I had the little thing ready
to go. I was walking over to Brodie's little incinerator
(14:28):
and engineer Jeff grabbed it from me and said I
that we're making it on the grill, and he put
it on the girl. Daniel, did you have any problems
with today's grill? No, I was absolutely delicious. I loved
every bit of it, and I gave you. I didn't
give you a lot of problems. Regular regular kidder here cut. Yeah,
I was okay with that. I mean I don't like warm,
so he didn't need his own product, by the way,
I did. I had a hot dog. I like that
(14:50):
shirt on you. That's that's dope shirt. Yeah. Yeah, should
keep that fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm represents show. Well, well, well, well, well look what
the cat drag The cat dragg descend and kept us here. Yeah,
that's a strong cat. Well, thank god for clumping formula.
(00:23):
We're all still here anyway. Welcome to the fifteen minute
morning show podcast of This is after our Wednesday May
two show. And the place still smells like fried meat
from Great Tease Grill. Around the penis shaped table, We've
got Gandhi and Scary. It looks very concerned, yeah, because
producer Jake is trying to mount a giant inflatable unicorn
(00:47):
outside and he's gonna hey, hey, al right. Next to
Scary is Brody, and then there's Garrett and Danielle and
whoever drops by for the podcast. You're welcome, You're welcome.
What a stinky day. But we had a great time
with Halsey. She was very, very very interesting today and
everything else we covered. There's a lot going on today.
I think gandhi My favorite moments were us talking about
(01:08):
our favorite summer jobs from when we were kids. Oh yeah,
because I always always think fondly of Baskin Robbins, always
think fondly of my days as a carney. It was great.
But I forgot to tell you, guys, one of the
things I did in summer was I got paid to
walk around with these guys who owned a jewelry business
and just wear like these big baller chains. It was awesome.
So people would see the baller chains on you and
(01:29):
say where did you get that? Yes? And did they
actually did that advertising really work for I think so
because they were really really expensive. I don't think it's
something that just every average person off the street is
gonna be like, oh, yeah, get me that spinning rim
on your neck. Didn't really go well, but it was
a really fun summer in Chicago. Scary. What about your
summer jobs. You've had a couple of weird ones, right, Yeah.
I was a grill sergeant at a Cabana beach club.
(01:52):
Great tea could use you today, you could have. And
we would often take breaks and the walking freezer and
we would all smoke pot and then when we got caught,
the person who got caught got demoted to potato peeler.
Oh that was my summer job. I'm thinking if you
caught me smoking pot in the deep freeze or whatever
(02:13):
it is, I don't want to be demoted to anything.
I'll just I'll just leave. I'll go work down at
the next piece of crap beach club. And how many
people can you demote the potato peeler at one time?
I mean potatoes are You'll be surprised. The kid that
brought the pipe, he was the one who got the
potato peeler drop. It's really weird scary because I know
you don't really smoke pot, but you did smoke pot
(02:34):
with me once did that. It was awful because scary
is just scary? Scary? Is this by nature naturally high
all the time? I don't need it? And he has
the munches around the clock, well he does, didn't He
get real paranoid and like he was okay, okay, Hey,
so Brodie, what was your your crazy summer job? I
was a camp counselor for a Dick camp where I
(02:56):
went to Dick Camp, and so I used to get
trouble as a camper. And when I became a counselor,
I was a camper with power, and so I did
all the same things wrong I did as a camper.
And then when the end a camp came, I smuggled
all the shaving cream in for the kids that the
council's used to take away from me because shaving cream
fights the last day. The cool counsel Yeah, I was
the cool counselor because you know, I wanted the big tips.
(03:18):
What about you, Garrett? I was a lifeguard most of
the summers that that I had a job before this one.
And uh, I was a very snooty swim club on
Staten Island in New York. Really yes, And did you
make out with any of these snooty swim club daughters?
A few? But but the thing was when I was
(03:38):
up in the chair, that's where the older ladies, like
seventy eighty years old would somehow sometime you act like
they're drowning, and as a lifeguard, you can't say, oh,
you're faking it. You have to go in and get
so that's that's a that's a way for them to,
you know, try to have sex with a lifeguard. I
only went on to learn about that later on in life,
because as did you ever make out with a seven
year old drowning? Like? There was one time I had
(04:00):
of mouth to mouth thinking she was she was done,
but she she she came back very quickly after that first,
after that first, you know, yeah, yeah, so that was
my summer. Like they would go like, I need help,
I need help. And when you say you need help
and you're in the wall, you gotta go, you gotta go.
You can't question it. What about you, Nate? Any crazy summer, John?
(04:20):
Oh yeah, I've had a few. Producer of a morning show. Yes,
that was the worst one. Now, I sold newspapers for
a while. No, it was in the ninety that read
all about it. So they used to do that back
in the day, the eerie Daily Times would have this
(04:41):
throwback we're in this summer. I would dress up as
one of those hundred kid news ees like read all
about it. You're not answering my question? Where were you
standing in front of the post office, in front of
the courthouse. You know, they would have like four people
throughout the city doing this for the summer, and it
would be obscenely hot and you're wearing these this outfit
that you know, it looks like you're in news. Did
(05:05):
have the cap? I don't think that was a turn back,
and then it wasn't it. I don't remember that one,
but yeah, it would be very hot and you're selling
newspapers and nobody wanted to buy them, and they would
roll back the prices from fifty cents to a quarter,
so I get your news paper hand. And then the
other the worst job I had. My brother managed a
(05:27):
pet food and feed store for like livestock and animals.
So once a week they would get a fifty three
ft long van trailer of pine shavings, which each bundle
weeghed forty pounds, and me and my other brother, Matt,
would unload a fifty three ft van trailer of pine
shavings and it would take all that sounds like some
(05:48):
sort of punishment. I don't know it was. I've never
been that hot and sweaty. I would sweat through every
piece of clothing. It's it's it was the worst. And
we would have to put them in the attic of
this barn and it was this all sounds like the
pioneer days and no, but it made me reels like
(06:09):
a lot of people do that every day, unload van
trailers of whatever. And it was awful. Well, at the
rate this show is going, we're all gonna be looking
for that job. To read all about it. The chips
are in. I got a vision of Nate knowing that
he was a stripper back in the day to being
a Newsy stripper. Can we talk about our friend Wax
(06:31):
who works at the breakfast club down the hallway. I'm
never shaking his hand again. Yeah. I didn't want to
talk about this on the show, but I know that
in his podcast he says that rather than you know,
sitting on the toilet number two like the rest of
us I'm assuming we do, he actually kind of hovers
near the toilet and he catches it in his hand
(06:52):
and throws it in the toilet. Yes, is that basically
what he's saying, his hand with toilet whippers. I don't
have any more answers, Okay, I gonna go ahead and
say probably, Yes, he does the way he described it.
You heard the whole thing, Garret. You want why does
he do this? I think he meant when you're cleaning
up after yourself or you're wiping. I think that's what
(07:14):
he meant by it. But the way it came out
was it sounds like he's catching it as it's falling out.
Sure sounds like it, but that's that's the way he
described it. But I don't think that's the way he
meant it, but it sounds like he's saying it's like
he can't believe that the rest of us let it
fall into the water. Yeah, he specifically said, you let
the doo doo hit the water, just hit the water.
Here's what he says, right here, Hold on, here, we
(07:35):
are you telling me that you'll just let the doodo
fall in the toilet? Yeah, I don't catch it every
time I am about to leave falling in the right.
I don't think it has anything to do with his wiping.
I think he's got a different thing going on. Okay,
but who are we to say that what the proper
way to do to eat? That's we are who we are.
(07:55):
That's exactly who we are. We're the people who don't
do that. So we get to say that he's ahead
of the time, because because what's that stool that everyone uses,
the squatty pot No one knew about the squatty potty,
squatty potties revolutionary, right, So maybe it doesn't make you
catch turns maybe catcher. Maybe he's ahead of our time.
So instead of a dream catcher, we need a poop catcher,
(08:17):
like a highlight scoop stool. But I don't understand is why. Well,
at first I thought maybe he was disgusted by the
water splashing his butt, But then I remember he catches
the poop in his hands, and that's not it because
he want to like gently place the poop. Don't know, Danielle, Again,
we don't know any more than what we know, So
stop asking questions his hands. After that, stop asking questions
(08:39):
we don't know. This might keep in mind we do
shake his hand, we do not anymore. Well, this might
explain something. One of my girl friends to a girl
that's a friend dated this guy that would use an
entire roll of toilet paper every time he went number two.
I don't know how that's physically. Possibly he needs more fiber,
well yeah, or maybe he's using the entire role to
catch it. Maybe that's what he's doing the entire So,
(09:02):
speaking of duty habits, I have a good friend who
has to take off all of his clothing before even
even though he has he has the privacy of the bathroom,
and it's a problem at work. He can't do to
at work because he has to he can't wear a
stitch of clothing. I think that's like a there is
a thing. I think it's called something I don't know.
(09:22):
A couple of people have. Dude, can't you just pull
your pants down let him rest around your ankles. He's
very freeing though it is very free I haven't done
it at work, but then you have to put your
clothes back on afterwards that the pain in the bus.
Scotty won't be at the yurinal. He has to pee
in the stall like you know. He just can't. He can't.
He can't pee next to people. He's pea shy. And
you know me, I don't do number two at work.
(09:43):
I did today. You had to. It's great tease. Hot
dogs were just vile. Did you catch it? What I did?
No one could catch. There was a big scandal on
one of the seasons of The Bachelor at where one
of the guys his name was Lincoln. And I know
this because, yeah, that was the whole funny thing about him.
(10:05):
So there was this big rumor going around and somebody
sent me a picture because he was from Boston, so
I know people who know him that he at work
would take the toilet paper and he wouldn't use the toilet.
He would create a nest on the floor and he
would poop the floor and then he would pick it
up and put it in the toilet. I will find
the picture. Well, I think this entire this entire conversation
is disgusting. It is, but it's very informative, you know.
(10:28):
But you know what, typically, especially ladies do not like
duty talk or fart talk. I don't, but I find
it fascinating that we know a guy who catches his turns.
I gotta keep keep cleaning. I got grills and tables
(10:50):
and things to clean in there. Just somebody. I met
somebody in the bathroom and he thought I was like
the janitor guy, which is not I'm not offended, but
he was like, hey, you know there's new you need
toilet paper. You're wearing Hawaiian with two cans. I said that, dude,
greg t and he goes, oh, who's that? I'm like
from the height. Now, first of all, I gotta say
(11:11):
something you serve today. I you know, I don't give
you a health code of a you know. I just
something didn't sit right with me. But all I did
was I took it from the package and I put
on the grill. I don't know where'd you buy it
and how cheap? Was it? He bought it? He say,
it's gotta be used coupon? Do you agree? I mean
it didn't taste right? Washed his hands? It was I
(11:33):
washed all my hands. I did everything. I have many hands.
Is that now, Elvis? I don't know if you know this,
but there were two grades of meat. So later in
the in the show, why do you have to show
I went out there to get a hamburger? He goes, scary, Listen,
I've been serving this other meat all morning. Nobody knows.
We all have this is good burgers over here. I'm
gonna serve you one of the good burgers. So I
(11:55):
don't know if you got a good burger or a
bad I got a bad burger probably, but I think
the hot dog I had half a hot dog in it.
My stomach just can't process that. You're the only one,
I think, because I gotta rumble it right now, because
I can't even do I can't really do fast food
anymore because when I try to have a burger from
a fast food place, I get and you just had
a bite. I did a bite a burger, but I
half a hog. Probably used to like a better grade
(12:16):
of a hot dog, and we didn't have that kind
of thing. Don't don't. Don't get brands, don't get brand
I will say that since he vapes, his hamburgers didn't
smell like cigarette smoke like they normally did. He speaking
of you know, New York status, saying that you cannot
vape flavored vapes anymore? Are you okay with that? Yeah?
I don't do flavor. I just do straight up nicotine.
(12:42):
Does it explain why you're in such a bad mood
because you're just over nicotine? I don't know. I gotta
tell you you were in a ship mood today. That's
not fair. It's because I know what I'm dealing with
over here with you guys, and I firmly believe that
this morning show. You know, we've been very lucky, very fortunate,
and we've gotten very successful. We've had the good things
of life, and then all of a sudden, you forget
(13:03):
about you know who you were before? Why you're mad
while you're grilling us? Those burgers have bad I was
mad because you guys are always asking for special things,
and you know, a Burger's is a burger, And I
think that if you just forget about eating good burgers
and you just eat the burger I give you, you'll
be fine. But it wasn't. I know. I think you
(13:25):
think it's going to happen before it does, so you
start getting piste off and yelling at people before we
even say anything to you, yelling at Garrett he cannot
eat any bread that has gluten in it, and you
called him spoiled. When I was a kid, there was
no such thing as gluten. Now all of a suddeners
there was gluten. Yes, it was getting sick of gluten.
(13:47):
That I'm saying that we've lost control of some of us.
Like David Brody likes like his buns toasted because the
toast tastes different than the bun itself, so you want
to toast it to make it tasted. And back in
the day, nobody was told stain bunds. Nowadays it's like
every whole time he told me, get your bonf my grill.
There's no room. But I said this, if if you're
(14:08):
the grill master, do not put stuff on a grillmaster's grill.
That that is his domain. He wouldn't let me, He
wouldn't do it for me, And like I said, it
pisses me if I'm driving and someone reaches over and
hawks my horn, I will kill you. I thought he
put a whole grilled cheese on his grill. Yeah that
was if you weren't some sweet I love you t
I didn't do it. I had the little thing ready
to go. I was walking over to Brodie's little incinerator
(14:28):
and engineer Jeff grabbed it from me and said I
that we're making it on the grill, and he put
it on the girl. Daniel, did you have any problems
with today's grill? No, I was absolutely delicious. I loved
every bit of it, and I gave you. I didn't
give you a lot of problems. Regular regular kidder here cut. Yeah,
I was okay with that. I mean I don't like warm,
so he didn't need his own product, by the way,
I did. I had a hot dog. I like that
(14:50):
shirt on you. That's that's dope shirt. Yeah. Yeah, should
keep that fifteen minute morning show
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