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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Represents show. All right, we got stuff to do
around the table. We've got Gandhi and we have Scary
and we have Dave Brody, and we have Garrett, and
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we have Danyelle and yours Trulie of his Duran one
of the stars. The Premiere Radio Networks. It's weird, you know,
because the company that syndicates us is Premiere Radio Networks
or Premiere Radio, Premiere Networks whatever, owned by iHeart Media.
It's all one company. But they're having a big client
party in a couple of weeks and they're calling it
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the Night of the Premiere Stars. Yes, they are so
tell us with Johnny, with with Charlemagne and with Bobby
Bones Seacrest. Supposedly they're all coming out, what time I
didn't get the invite? Okay, well, here's to think that
you didn't get the Yes, you did, I got it.
You did not. You're not a Premier Star. Oh my god.
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That's like his new insults. You are not a Premier Stars.
That's my point. Okay, this is this is my point.
It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. It's a
lot of the Premier Star. It's the night of segregating
the people who work here. You know, some of us
are stars for Premier. Some people have a little extras. Hey, anyway,
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remember that old show, the ABC Battle of the Network Stars,
but the but the only people they had like shooting
around in the sky on the trapeze bars and things
where people from shows you've never heard of before. Because
the network wouldn't take a loss. They never put the
stars on ants and Williams was always there. But don't
even know that. All right, it's our friend the phone. Yeah,
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let's go to South Carolina. Okay, I forgot your is
your name Gary? Is that right? No? Tim? Who? Tim? Tim?
I'm sorry, Tim, I'm sorry I got you confused with
another Premier Network star. Okay, so Tim, you were on
the Big Show this morning. By the way, we're recording
this on Wednesday. So this morning on the Wednesday Show,
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we had Tim on the air because he had stumbled
across Gandhi's snapchat. In her snapchat, she had a photo
of her in the bathtub looking at her toes coming
out of the bubbles. And then Tim, you said you
thought you noticed a reflection of her breasts in the
the Fawcett right, all right, So we put you on
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the air. We talked about it, and we looked at
it closely. I'm I gotta be honest, jury still out.
I can't tell if those are abreast or not. I
don't think they are anyway. So Tim sent a text saying,
I feel like I came across as a as a
total creeper this morning. I just want to set the
record straight. I didn't mean to do that. So that's
why we have him on. Tim. Yeah, I'm coming back.
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I feel like, Look, it's during the world calls from
the guys. Well, no, no, who's that talking? Is that
series series turn left? I'm I saw windshields for a
living and I'm heading to my Okay, by the way,
I finds told wind shields for a living. I would
go around my neighborhood and just break everyone's windshield. Of
course they used to do that in the Bronx where
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I grew up. He texted in the first time in
my own business, maybe that would be an option that
the first time Tim texted in, I looked at his
text history. He texted in his Tim the safe light
guy guy, I love your jingle. We love. No, No,
I don't think you're creep Oh. I think I have
a like a fantasy about the safe Light guy. It's
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not insulted people in glass houses, you know. So, uh,
Gandhi something you wanted to bring this back up? He
texted in and said, I want to set the registry.
I'm not creeping. That's fine, Tim, I didn't think you
were creeping at all. I didn't find it creepy. The
only thing that shocked me at all is how did
you find me on Snapchat? Because I have like no
followers and I barely really post them on that because
I don't even know how to find How did you
find her? Because I want to find her? That's funny. Well,
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I follow Scary Jones on Snapchat and he had taken
a picture of you guys when you guys were at
the Food for Kids him and I said, oh, Gandhi's
on Snapchat? What's her name? And he told me, and
I was like, oh, often, I love you guys. So
I had her and I've been following now. Okay, so
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this is funny that you say that that that's how
you found me because the night that it happened, Scary
tagged me and I was like, dude, I'm gonna un
tag it because now I gotta block all these people
because I don't let people follow me on snap How
come you've chosen not to have a Snapchat public life
because I just want one thing that's for me, like
me and my friends that are actually my friends, and
not have to worry about things you know you want.
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So if your boobs are on there, you don't wan
anyone to care. Yeah, I just want to be able
to because Tim, I don't care. I don't care about
your So yes, Scarrett, what's your thought here? No? I
expected it. Once Gandhi said I'm very hidden. I started
to figure out how else could this happen. There's only
one other person that puts it all out there. That's scary.
And I did make the mistake of tagging her, and
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I didn't know that her snapchat was was private anyway,
so I did. I did go ahead and remove that
is your Snapchat, the same as your other stuff. It's
not all right. Well, look, I'm glad we sent the
record straight. And I don't think anyone thinks you're a
creep at all, not at all. Congratulations, you're one of
the privileged few that gets the follower on snap no way,
hold on. But even better than that, you're the uh
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the safe safe. We love that, all right, listen, I
get people think that to me every day and anyways, Yeah,
I appreciate you guys coming back. I love you guys
so much. I've listened for years and years and years.
And it's funny because I was contemplating, hey, can I
get a T shirt? But then I felt like, well,
if I'm kind of a creep, and then I asked
for a T shirt. Well, if you send me a windshield,
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I'll send you a T shirt. R the way. Hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on? Can you just ask
Diamond sent? Okay, yes, what? Um? So you asked Gondy
about Snapchat where she keeps that to herself. For me,
that's my Facebook page. So I'm on Instagram, I'm on Twitter.
I advertise it like crazy. We talked about in the
podcast Big Show. But I don't talk about my Facebook page.
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It's not on Alvis store and dot com. People will
search for me and d M me and send me
messages with Facebook. If you accepted DM they can see
everything like and so I don't do that. Scary I've
asked him for ten years now. He'll tag me constantly
on Facebook so that the people see the tag and
then start asking to be my front on Facebook and
stop tagging him. Okay, done. By the way, I haven't
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you know, I haven't signed on my Facebook in I
can't even tell you. I was going to just tell you.
Yesterday I was getting my makeup done for something I
was shooting, and they were talking about social media and
they were going through what is for what, like what's
instant forwards? But so they got oh yeah, Facebook, you
know for the old people, and I started cracking of laughing.
I'm like, well, the thing is about Facebook is if
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we do want to have just you know, some interaction
with just our friends and family, you know, that's where
that's our last place to go. Just text your friends
in your family. Let's talk about d ms for a moment. Okay.
On Instagram, I rarely ever check my d M. It's
just maybe once every week or two weeks maybe, and
so but when I do, people are just fucking pissed
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at me. They'll ask me a question, Oh fine, thanks
for no answer. Is there anyone else there who just
doesn't follow them? The problem I find with the d
m s is that once you answer it, they're allowed
to d M you all the time and they can
tell if you've read it right. And the problem is
is that I don't. Unfortunately, I wish I had time
to talk to everybody, but don't, and so I I don't.
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There should be a way where you can see them,
but you don't have to always interact. So you know,
I went I was talking. I guess it was a
social media forum that I was a part of at
some point, and I was told that is the one
place that you really should respond because that's where most
of yours. So I personally, that is the one place
where I do interact. If people DM me, they're going
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to get a response from me. Okay, I can't always
like whack a mole. I seriously, every time every time
I try and I answer people, there's like seventeen more
that pop off people can't keep. But that's the thing, Like,
I would love to have the time to answer every
single person, but I don't think anybody in this room
at the time, and I've tried my hardest. But I
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think also what a lot of people don't understand too,
is that when you have a certain amount of followers.
There's a side folder, and a lot of times we
just forget that that folders even there. What's that side folder?
Your side folder, but it's full on your Instagram. By
the way, I just want to let you know that
we sound like a bunch of assholes. Well, no, I
think it's nice when you have when you have, Look,
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it's not. It's we didn't ask for all these followers.
They just hold on. I love having followers, but I can't.
I don't have time in the day to talk to everyone.
I feel bad. That's all we're saying. We're saying we
are appreciate everybody. You don't have to say that. But unfortunately,
as a non premier star, I answer everyone back because
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I don't have that many followers, so I'm able to
write any back. But here's the question, I did you
guys help me with. I've gotten two d ms from
intern candidates asked me about the position. I find that
highly inappropriate. Why I think it's very appropriate. I'll tell
you what I think it's inappropriate. That's like social media
is like friends and fans. You wouldn't you apply at IBM,
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You don't You don't DM the guy at IBM that
you applied for a job for IM. But the point
is you want a job here, you don't send me
a DM going hey did you see my resume? Guess what?
If I saw your resume, would have contacted you or
made the decision privately. And there's plenty of ways to
reach me through the email address on the page that
says email me at internet ups during dot com. Please
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no follow up emails, Please no phone calls with power.
I just think there's a certain I'm sorry, I think
you should look at them as like enterprise thing. They
went above and beyond, they went and found it different.
I guess it's it's easy to say that seems enterprising
unless your day Brody having to step He's an example.
We had an opening for a morning show co host
not a while back, and a woman showed up outside
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our building with a sign that said please hire me,
and we did, cous but there was a there was
a sense that maybe that wasn't the best way to
get a professional position. It showed, it showed creativity, but
you know what I'm saying, like it doesn't always work
to be forward, and I just want to know if
maybe that's wrong. Maybe if you d m me, is
that okay? I think it's okay. Well, look, you know
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you are in charge of hiring the interns. How however
you choose to do so, that's your your thing. I know,
but I generally wanted feedback, like, do you think that
I was harsh in saying this isn't really the place
to contact me. I think most of the things you
say are harsh. That should give them a leg up
in my book, because they took an extra step because
they really want the But here's the thing, Danielle. If
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you are the one who's over inundated with applications and
you have to go through all of them and then
they found a little hole to slip through, right, then
you're like, oh god, no, it's it's it's I can
see it. Could be frustrated about this. How about this
use uh, you know what you should use to hire people?
They said they want to do it. As a matter
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of fact, next semester, we will be posting the intern
position on Zippercruz. One time. You know how I hired
Garrett as an intern. He came up to me at
a bowling alley. Yes, okay, So similarly, I was at
a I was hosting a Z one hundred station event,
and we were at the Feast of San Gennaro, which
is a street fair in Little Italy, New York. And
I was behind the counter and all of a sudden,
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hundreds of people like trying to win T shirts, and
all of a sudden, this hand comes from nowhere with
the resume and said, hey, scary, are you guys hiring
interns for the morning show? Here's my resume that I
would have to say, no, one who got the job,
I would have to say that is not the time,
or play why exactly. But they're still prepared. They're walking
around a freaking festival with a resume. I think you're wrong.
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I'm sweat my polls in the middle. Okay, okay, okay,
By the way, I will stop this podcast. We're not
going to talk about your fucking scrolled up. That's only
and it's sweaty at that sweaty balls are gross, And
he's behind the counter hand resume here, h what whenever
you get then the only place I think it's inappropriate
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is maybe an that's inappropriate. R It's inappropriate at a funeral,
you know, at a wake. But if the hand comes
from the coffins. I would just die to work with you. Thinks.
Think about it this way, They're never going to get
the opportunity to meet you again and have that opportunity
to hand that to you. I'm telling you, so, hey,
this podcast makes us sound like a bunch of asid
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not me. I feel like an asshole because I'm not
going to answer d ms. Just I Can'm not gonna
listen to your mixtape. I'm sorry, let me see the street.
We're not gonna listen. What if you answered like ten
d ms every day? Okay, I mean number eleven every
once in a while, I'll check it and I'll say
I'll answer whatever is at the top, and I just
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I don't go down. But I already looked down at
someone already said thanks for not answering me half a
million people. Let me go see what that question? Are
you looking? Don't text or d M with I know
you're probably not going to see this, but well why
because if we don't see it, you wasted your time.
But if we do see it, you don't need to
write that sounds like an a hole. Well, no worry.
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Let me ask berd this then, how how would someone
who wants to apply to be an intern. Stand out
in in the fact that everyone's submitting a resume the
same type of the same porn. I'll tell you because
I hire people every semester, right, I only interview a
third of the people. Have a great cover letter that
you wrote specifically for this position, not a generic one.
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Put talk about the morning, showing what you know about
it right well, grammatically correct, and have a lot of experience.
Put in time in a college radio station, and show
that you're interested in the career of radio and not
just that you're a fan of the station. And understand
that there's only a few people who can be chosen
and not everyone gets through. Okay, So this was Friday,
so almost a week ago. Hey, Elvis, can you tell
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me where you bought the tube for the ants, the
stuff to kill them? Having a major problem? Then on
Sunday I didn't answer. Then Sunday, thanks for the response.
This is ed Shlango ed Silango. Gotta be honest, didn't
see your question. Second of all, it's a tube full
of stuff that kills ants. So I mean it's pretty
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easy to find that Google. Well, I know, but here's
the thing I'm sorry, Ed Shango, I didn't get back
to you. The last thing I want to do is
offend you, but don't come back and thanks for the response. Okay.
Unfortunately I thinks that he's the only one who emailed
you and you, but I don't want it to be upset.
I like it, Lango, Where how do I find Google?
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Do I google the word? Google? Does every day? We
are a bunch of assholes. Minute Morning show