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May 14, 2019 14 mins

Elvis was curious about what he missed out on the day before podcast. Also, Gandhi had a ton of 'What You Rather' questions.

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast present?
Let's do it? Sorry I missed the fifteen minute morning
show podcast yesterday wasn't good? Yes talking about it was fun.
It was a little bit of a blood bath. Everyone

(00:24):
started going in on other people for the endorsements that
they take and why they take them. And you know,
one person got slaughtered. Who's that Scary for? No, Red Scarrett,
tell the disease story real quick, Telvis. What happened was,
daniel were you here for your podcast yesterday? Talk? What
tell me? So? Greg t heard from the sales team

(00:45):
that Scary was accepting a what we thought was a
silly act disease commercial, right, and Scary said, I'll take it,
but you're the one who has that right. So that's
that's what started it off. And it ended with Danielle
saying she turned down a vagina commercial and then but
you have one. I know that they wanted me to
get it tightened, but I'm all good. So then we

(01:06):
ended with Scary trying to endorse said product, Scary, did
you take the vaginal reconstruction spot? Yeah? Well that's the thing.
By the way, the disease it was not a Celiac
disease spot and it was just a straight script that
I had to read. That's that that those are two
things that were wrong with that. But then when we
started getting into the things that we did turn down,
we came to the conclusion that we all do have

(01:28):
scruples at the end of the day, because I did
turn down the nose Job endorsement, the Veneers endorsement, and
the light bo because I refused to get all three.
So I feel like I do have to pick one?
Which would you get? Okay, okay, Back to the vagina.
Who was this? What do they do with the vagina?

(01:48):
So it was a vagina rejuvenation, which is totally totally legit, Yes,
and a lot of people do need it. But I
did not feel comfortable. I went to the meeting. I said, look,
I'll hear you out. I just wanted to have a
big squeeze that in idea. I just did not feel
comfortable talking about my vagina. And then they said, put
this large sum of money in front of me, and

(02:09):
I still could huge. It was a lot of money
and the station was going to lose a lot of money,
and I just felt I said, the guys, I just
I'll do a lot of things, but I just don't
feel comfortable talking about my vagina on the radio. And
to be to be fair, whoever that was, who has
that great company, Uh, they probably want someone who wants
to be doing it, so they help a lot of

(02:31):
people exact really do. But you know, I just I
didn't want to do it. Yes, Brodie gandhi would you
do of a juvenation spot? I would not know if
there was something that took it the other way? I
might Yeah, Hey, did I introduce you to my husband
and my penis made lord? Alright, so yeah, this is

(02:56):
an interesting world. We have you ever? Have you ever
done a commercial for a past client? Uh? And you
got home injured your significantly went what are you doing?
Why are you doing a commercial for that? Well? What
you want me to say? The name of it? They okay,

(03:18):
yeah it was How about this? It was a pill
that promised to make you high school skinny? Yeah, that
was right, I did that here. Yeah. Yeah. What's the
name of the company. The name of the company Healthy Trim. Yeah,
so scary Scary would walk in every day going what's

(03:38):
going on? I mean I got a commercial on Healthy Trim.
I'm like, you need to calm down. Actually told him
he's not to have it anymore. I've banned him from
doing it healthy. Are we sure they're on a business?
The company was sold three times okay, yeah, Gandhi. He
acted like Jesse Spanno and that saved by the Bell
commercial episode where she took too many drugs. He was
that crazy when he took it. Yeah. He would come

(04:00):
in every day and get into fights with people and
sweat profusely and he couldn't focus his when I was wondering,
and it was and we made him stop taking Remember that, Brody.
Oh yeah, he'd come in and gounds to five pounds, Like,
how do you know? You can't see the scale? He
was like blurred vision. That was several years ago. I've
learned from my mistakes. Okay, I'm gonna be honest with

(04:22):
that one. I didn't even take it, but the salesperson
took it, and so I was talking about her experience
with it, and it was still just like not you
know what, what was the memory pill he took? We
don't remember. Forgot the same thing anyway, you know, That's
that's the nature of the business. So we have a
lot of a lot of partners we love doing business
with and we use their products. And look, we're very

(04:42):
very careful not to do commercial for things that we
don't believe in. Except for Scary. Well, the rectile dysfunction
commercial was gonna come my way, and I said, I'd
like to see what we're talking about here. I don't
want to speak for myself, but I may have had
a friend who might have had that issue for a friend. Yeah,
you know, and up for I was up. I was
up for doing a script because it's a it's a

(05:04):
problem people should take seriously. Yeah, what about the Pamper's
commercial you did? Yeah? Why did you do a Pamper's commercial?
Because Pampers is such a reliable brand. I mean, they've
been around forever for good reason. But what do you
know about Pampers? It was it stemmed from an appearance
they wanted me to do in my hometown of Brooklyn,
and it was it was Huggies, Huggies appearance. Would you

(05:25):
do this appearance? And I said sure, And then I
found out later that they wanted me to read a
script about the Huggies. Yeah, Gregory, I remember when Scary said, Yeah,
I I I vape, I'll do the vapor, but you're
the vapor vaked in your life. I never said I
vaked in any of those commercials. You could listen back
to them, but I read a script about vapaing. Okay, look,

(05:48):
there's a difference between doing a commercial for or endorsing something.
Those are two different than you, Elvis. Please explain right,
I just did so, Elvis, this is what we talked
about yesterday, and we thought it be funny if Scary
were to get the vagina commercial, what it would sound
like if he did do the reads right? You know
what he said. He was gonna say, so my friend
Gandhi thing yes, and she wants to get him fixed.

(06:11):
I was like, I will kill you. And then when
Gandhi said that, then he said, We'll just say my mom.
And that's really I said, if you talk about your
mother scared. They were going through scenarios where my father
and mother would be sitting at home and I would

(06:32):
be listening in on their conversation and I report back.
So I was at home with my family over the
holidays and my father her mother had said, hey, row no, okay,
right there, he would for money, he would do it.
You're feeling a little moose the thing you guys do,
the things you do for money, just really just I

(06:53):
don't get it. Don't throw me under the bus for
your money though, You gotta find your own vagina. Excuse me?
He was he was going to talk about Gandhie's chiny
without asking. Yes, I'll just say it with you. I
was like, God, no, you won't. Okay, son lost for words?
What else do you want to talk? Guys? Excited to
go to Puerto Ricadi had a game? Yes, it's a

(07:17):
one game. What Gandhi's game? It was? Was this on
yesterday's podcast? Because it sounds like we's doing the whole
podcast again. What game do you want to play in
Puerto Rico? Oh, well it's in Puerto Rico here, just
SOE just brought in Puerto Rico. Didn't turn to a game.
Scary just said are you excited to go to Puerto Rico?
And then somebody else said, oh, Gandhi has a game.

(07:38):
I know, so it sounds like it has something to
do with Puerto Rica. It's a game for him. This
is a game for the podcast. Let's not focus on
one thing at one time. So what game do you
want to play? So I was trolling around on buzfeed
the other day and they said, this is a would
you rather game that's gonna make you question everything in
your life. So just like, okay, all right, you want
these questions? Okay? Would you rather never use social media again?

(07:59):
Or never to movie or TV again? Social media? Thank you?
Uh yeah? Social media? Social media? TV? Yeah, I give
up TV. I enjoy the social media. I give up
movies or TV. Okay, I think I would give up
or TV. T. I don't believe you because you pay
seven hundred dollars a month for all of your Netflix

(08:19):
and you're doing that's not an exaggeration, so you're right,
it's just but it just shows you really in no honesty.
When I'm not in here, when I'm home, I'm I
really enjoy my social media. I like to go through
it and figure out the news, and I follow certain
things that I'm really into. So I'm I'm much more
into my social media. Okay, that I just don't post
a lot. All right? What else you have? Would you

(08:40):
rather have two giant pepperoni size nipples or have three
normal size nipples? Three to pepperoni, Yeah, pepperoni, you can
cover up three normals three. You can cover up to Pepperoni.
They've got things you can stick in there, use them
all the time, Pepperoni. No, just have stand at attention.

(09:02):
Mine are just normally hard that Pepperoni. I was born
this way. Okay, okay. Would you rather let it be
sting you in the eye once, oh my god, next?
Or turn on your read receipts forever? Oh? I could
turn on read receipts. I could do, because I don't

(09:24):
mind telling people. Okay, well I read it and I
didn't get back to you. So what I actually turn
on my read receipts to tell people. Yeah, I read it,
and I'm not really getting back to this. I like
that about you. Yeah, no stinging in they sting me
in the eye. Really, I don't want to deal with
you people. Gee, Garrett, I don't want to get tongue.

(09:44):
I don't know red receipts for you. I'm fine. And
God his ancient phone, all right? Would you rather have
sex with post malone or smell like post malone with?
What is he smell like? I don't know, but he
gets a lot of he gets a bad rap. What
do you think he smells like? I think he probably

(10:05):
smells good, and we just don't know that. I have
no idea what he smells like, so I'm just answering blind.
Do you say sex with post I'll have sex with Okay,
I would have sex with Postman. Yeah, just posting over
CROs crocks off, no CROs, Scary, that was pretty easy

(10:29):
for you, all right. Would you rather have a hundred
thousand dollars or this is an interesting one for us,
or a hundred thousand Instagram followers, let's up it to
a million, one million Instagram followers or a hundred thousand dollars. Okay,
a million Instagram because I know that that would yield
me more than a hundred grand. Yeah. At some point,

(10:49):
I'm actually gonna go with Scary on this because I
think he's got something that you can get more advertising
and make more than adds. I would go with the
followers to hundred grand. Easy money right there in your hand,
and you don't have to work for it. Easy, Okay.
I would do the money, and then I wouldn't have
to put my life out there on social media. I
would like that cash. Okay. Would you rather listen to

(11:10):
All Star on repeat for eternity or occasionally Transform into Shrek.
I would occasionally be Shrek I went to I think
that would actually be a really cool party trick. Yeah,
I kind of like the Shrek. I look like Shrek
as me. You know, I already looked like so I

(11:33):
guess I'll take the Star song. I mean already looked
like Okay, and you don't have to do anything, and
you wouldn't I get music and Shrek. Okay, okay, no
one picked all Star. Wow, a green penis would be
interesting to look at. I'll give me later, all right.

(11:53):
Would you rather watch Dr pimple Popper videos every single
day or live with a giant pimple in the middle
of your forehead for the rest of yours? I like
how quickly Elvis answers like he doesn't even wakle or
debate even get pimples all the time? I hate them. Yeah, okay,
I don't know if I could do the Dr pimple popper,
a big one in the middle of your all for

(12:14):
the rest of your life, you write, if it was
on your arm or something, then now, Dr pimple Popper,
it is all right. Would you rather have a giant
dong but look like Ron Jeremy or have a tiny dong,
but look like Michael B. Jordan's tiny dong looked like him.
Definitely be absolutely be all the way. I'm going with
a young Ron Jeremy. Jeremy wasn't all that much of

(12:40):
a looker. I'll go with Ron Jeremy and Glory Hole.
I would go with Michael B. Jordan as well. I mean,
Ron Jeremy did get a lot of them. You know what, Okay,
this one's really interesting. Would you rather let someone look
through your phone unsupervised or walk down the street completely naked? Hey,
I don't care. I have nothing on my phone yet

(13:02):
me to nothing the same thing, same as Elvis. I
love walking around naked, so I'm doing the naked Wow,
doesn't bother? What's on your phone, Gregory that we shouldn't
know about? I don't know, really, there's nothing. I don't
know nothing. I went walk down the street naked before
I let someone go through my phone on supervised. Just

(13:22):
what do you What do you have on your phone
that you don't want anyone to say? Dirty pictures? Maybe
texts where I'm saying like the same thing to two
different people. I don't know. So you're saying that we
get to know the real you. Alright, that would be
a problem, all right? Would you rather have to publicly
announced every time you have to poop? Or never again

(13:44):
use your phone while you're pooping? Hey? Because I do
that anyway and here or home? Hey, when I gotta
go poop, I'll be right back to take a William shot.
I always I don't you guys always announced me. You
have to put yes, I don't go now. But I
would be really upset if I couldn't use my phone
while I was going to bath room. Terrible. I guess
I would have to announce it. And how about this one?

(14:04):
Would you rather become an embarrassing meme or post on
ironic minion memes every day? I didn't? Goo'd rather do? Care? Um?
Would you rather give up your phone for a year
or give up sex for a year? Sex? What? I'd
like to change what I normally do and get give
up the phone? Dy hear you can go a whole year.

(14:27):
I don't know I'm such a sexual person. I don't know,
I really am. Just want you to give up sex
for the easily easily sex for a year. At this point,
I have sex with my phone because I know I
have another year coming up, give up my phone? All right, interesting, now,
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