Do You Have Line?

Does the morning show have a line when it comes to promoting products? From plastic surgery , diseases , to pills to help your sex life.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
For what would you talk about on your on your
podcast fun Elvis Presents Show. Oh my god, that was
so weird. I never had the candle like they never
fo That was the weirdest. I never acted. I didn't

(00:24):
he ever far and I farted. I don't know what
it was. It's gas, That's what it was. Everyone first
and like, bo, did you shark? It started to smell
over here? Did you start ship? Oh my god, last
week it happened. I told you last week. I farted
and a little a little book came out. Yeah, that's

(00:45):
a shark, and I did. And I had to wiggle
my way. I had to wiggle my way down to
the bathroom and I had it oozing out of my rear.
That was speaking of my rears. Can we talk about
my coloring off? Yea? How you doing? I didn't. Actually
all the tests came back fine for the big stuff
because I was having stuff. I'm not of age to

(01:07):
get the colon on spy. No, you're supposed to be fifty.
I'm not there. Some people say forty no, but they
say I'm twenty night. But I have had stomach problems
for a while now, so I went in to check
them so all the big stuff they ruled out, but
they're testing me for like celiac um. They're testing me
for like all kinds of allergies, and like there's some

(01:29):
by something polaride. If it's by PA, that's the wrong end.
It's like you can get an affection in infection something
with a papye lauri, pneumonia like something. So I'll get
those results this week. But you know what, I think
it's funny. So Garrett has celiac. And when I think
it's funny is the last doctor I went to he said, oh,

(01:50):
I took a blood work, you don't have celiac, And
Garrett sait's me, that's not how you have to do
a buyoup. There's like two levels you can get. You
can get blood work done and find out where you're at,
and then you and go even deeper like you did
with your endoscopy and all that other stuff that I
told me I wasn't. So does that mean the biopsy
is going to come back the same. And I share

(02:15):
a funny story about silly I can hear it's funny. Well,
here's what happened. So on Friday I went downstairs to
our sales department and I was walking through the hallway
and somebody who I don't want to bring up their
name came out and said, t seriously, you just missed this.

(02:35):
I said what he says? Scary Jones was here and
I said, you know what, we got this appearance coming
up or we want somebody to endorse this product that
helps people that have siliac. And Scary goes, oh, yeah,
I want that. That sounds great. I want that. Oh
my god. And all of a sudden we were laughing
and they said the scares. They'd Scary, you don't even

(02:55):
know what it is. You don't just we don't want siliac.
And He's like, yeah, I want that that you know
talking about? Yes, yes, exactly. So Scary jumped in the
chance to take an endorsement. Silly, It was, okay, this
is the guy who the Pampers endorsement. It was what
was it? There was another disease something I couldn't pronounce.

(03:17):
Carsonoma was genuine. I respect the hustle. The way it
was told to me was Scary just sat there was like, yeah, yeah,
I want that. I want that. Here's the thing, and
I'll just be straight up Okay, it's not an endorsement.
I'm not going to say I had something I didn't have.
They wanted a nice, calm voice to read. To read

(03:40):
for a product, has nothing to do with a testimonial.
There's a difference. Sometimes they just hand his commercials that
we read the scar and scaries defense, you know how
you know how you know if he wants an endorsement,
it's an endorsement. That's how you know. I was told that.
They told you, and you please go google it versa,
you know what possibly might be talking about. But like,

(04:02):
this isn't really his fault. It's their fault if they're
going to give it to him and offer it up
and be like, yeah, sure you want it. This this
place kind of reminds me of in Finding Nemo, you know,
at the end of it, when the little thing drops
into the water and all of the seagles are like mine.
That's that's how it is like endorsings around there. What

(04:24):
does anyone find I want hungry? I don't do that yet.
I don't think that the girls work that way. No,
he definitely doesn't work that way, because not because when
I've gone downstairs, I have heard that the boys are
down there they didn't say which boys, so they told

(04:46):
me which boys circle like sharks, asking what do you
got from me? Gandhi and I have never done that
because people know you when you swore your fin comes
out of the water. They know what you have come
up with ideas. And somebody who's being awfully quiet right now,

(05:06):
King Schmuzer is sitting there, Garrett nothing to complain, nothing
bad about. But Garrett is a Schmuzer. He works those
people good, only endorses products he uses. When I do
go downstairs to have a meeting with like say Scott
Berlin or one of our way right away and you

(05:26):
probably feel the thing they always say, hey, do you
have a minute come that you just get an endorsement
because you mentioned Scott brown name on the pod if
that's where it works, whatever, that's not how it works,
so you know whatever. But anyway, and Gandhi and I,
I I know, I don't like to talk about things
like if it's a candy bar, and if it's something
like that and you're a you're willing to taste it whatever,
that's fine, But I'm not going to talk about a

(05:48):
doctor that I don't know. Do you know people have
asked me Hey, could you change doctors your kids doctors
and take your kids to a different doctor, okay, endorsement.
I'm like, no, I'm not gonna do that. Adopt a
kid to do convers and then return I get plastic surgery,
and I said, no, you should rethink that one you

(06:14):
turn down question? Did they say to you? Would you
talk about the person anyway even though you don't get
the surgery. They wanted me to get veneers, and they
wanted me to get some light bow, and they want
only wanted to get a nose jobet real househo about
all these things, and every time they ask us about
plastic surgery, I get self conscious for a second because
I'm like, wait a minute, right, No, did you know

(06:35):
you guys know you check to see who else is
on that email, but like it's not just sent to you,
of right, So I politely turned them down. So, yeah,
I have I have a threshold. So would you still
talk about the plastic surgeon and promote them even if
you've never used them? No, I have to know about
the person you research the office, Yeah, it's yes, if

(06:55):
I researched them, if I put the time and energy
into to see if they're legit. See, I have to
know somebody of that used them, Like they had asked
me to do a plant of surgeon years ago and
my mom wanted her eyes done, and I go, well,
let my mom get her eyes done and if it
works out, then I'll do it many years ago. I'm
not gonna mention any names. Someone in this room endorsed

(07:16):
a client who performed a procedure on someone else in
this room who at that point really wasn't doing commercials
by themselves. And so the main person was like, oh,
let me tell you about breast reduction. My friend he
had press reduction, so there are ways you can have.
And then the pressure was like, yep, I had. I'm happy, yes,
as long as they're happy, and they had it. I

(07:36):
said no to one thing every time we get asked,
and Daniel has heard me say it. There's one thing
I won't do. Yet they keep asking us to do it,
and I'm like, any invasive surgical procedure or medicine, I'm
not about that life. Yet they keep coming back. Yeah,
he's doing a commercial for having his tubes tied. They

(07:58):
wanted me to talk about vaginal rejuvenation, like your bad
was destroyed so how it's sometimes not lubricated enough. When
they the proposal over, I was like, first of all,
I was cracking up, laughing, and then they said, Danielle,

(08:18):
we want you to just meet with them, so it's okay.
I was cracking up because I just wanted to hear
how they wanted me to do this. I knew in
the back of my head what I was gonna say.
So they sat down and we went through with blah
blah blah, and in the back of my head, I'm like,
there is no way I'm talking about my vagina on
the show. Then they put the money in front of me,
and I'm gonna tell you it was a butt load
of money, well vagina vagina load, and I still said

(08:41):
no because I'm good for you talking about my va.
I saw the copy that she had to read and
it was your JJ. Okay, Danielle like, all right, let's
do a fifteen second commercial for your vagina. How would
that say? Have you had I would probably say this,
have you had children? Then you know what it's like
to pee a little when you laugh. Maybe you're a

(09:03):
vagina tightening just like that. I don't know, are you
not wet enough when you're it's just like, no, I'm
not talking about Could you imagine my parents face with
their daughter talking about their vagina? Sit here with the
straight face as you were doing, I get out of here.
You you have talked about that area las. Yeah, but

(09:26):
that's lazeroth is different than like dry and arid and
I'm not good adjectives only talking about going to get
a let's play game. Hold Nate, what do you think
we're talking about right now? God? Asses, Okay, I'm gonna

(09:47):
leave now. We're talking about Daniel's turned down vagina commercial.
I was a commercial for people that turned down vagina.
You can scare I did. They didn't offer me a
rectile dysfunction commercials, So why would you do that when
you've never experienced it? But I will tell you this,

(10:11):
there's nothing embarrassing. They wanted me to read. They wanted
me to read for it and say, hey, this you
know this is a condition men have. That's fine, Okay,
that's why it's a product you can use, not like
pampers that you were going to take. I'm sorry, promote
candy and he's diabetic. Let me hold on, hold on,

(10:31):
I gotta, I got, I gotta I gotta First off, candy,
it's called insolin. Okay for the man who says he
doesn't fart. You're full of crap, all right, So so
how do we believe any of your endorsements after you
said you don't fart when this whole room farts and
everybody diabetics can have right now, I can see his

(10:52):
face if we don't. Let tell you, I usually don't
want it work is what I wanted to Usually, How
do you not fart? It work? It makes no sense.
I stand here all day, your just that work. He's
trying to get the gas X account. Noticed. I've been
starting a lot more at work lately. Hey, Amanda, on

(11:14):
the sales sports you had in the sales department ever
come to you and said, hey, if you get engaged,
we do this. Really they're like they're like they want
to get me wedding halls and all, and you know,
like like new couples moving in together and all that

(11:34):
fun stuff that goes. We fell the line they wanted
to have babies a little far. They have to get
pregnant again. At one point we stopped. Somebody came to
me and say, hey, if you got pregnant again, it
would be. He's like, hey, I just typed my vagina off.
It would be. It would be great for the sales
department even more. Rest down and said, you don't understand

(11:56):
you the money we just come rolling in and I'm like,
you know what, but now you're starting to mess with
my lifestyle. I don't want to do that. You can't
have a baby just because I always thinking about getting divorced.
Hold on the lawyer, lawyer, a lawyer, divorce. I like

(12:25):
the way that getting married with ruin your lifestyle. But
e D commercials don't all of us? Um mine? Is
that invasive searching procedures? Yeah? Not or pill pushing. I'm
not gonna push pill, gonna push pill. Know if it's
something that maybe somebody could die, I can't do it. Garret,
where's your line? They asked me for Molly came up

(12:47):
to me downstairs advertising. No, No, Molly does the a downstairs.
The salesperson goes, hey, do you want to know his
job was? She screamed it out. She screamed it out,
and I I mean she looked at you. Your nose
is fine? Yeah, exactly, but yeah, no, probably nose jobs

(13:08):
in any type of this is hilarious. Did you do
a nose job commercial for get a nose job and
have a huge endorsement pay day? You know, I consider it.
Have you ever been offered an endorsement that you wouldn't
do or was completely not appropriate to? Well? Have you
done one that was the product you'd never used? What

(13:28):
you did it? I'm actually fairly you know, yeah, scruples, yeah,
passes stuff along a lot of Yeah. Scary. Tried to
get some disease on Friday. On Friday, this is scarycinations.

(13:51):
One of the salesman said, day you just missed this.
He goes, I just got a call about this. Whatever
disease it was. There's a medicine. Scary? Was that I wanted?
It's like, if you pay me enough, I'll let you
and kicked it into my arm. Scary. How much time
do you have? Like we have about less than a minute. Wait. Wait, so,
so Danielle turned down the vagina commercial. Let's just say

(14:14):
they offered it to you. Obviously you don't have a vagina,
but you know someone that does. How would you do
the vagina commercial? How would I do like you did commercial?
Do have don't it? Don't? My friend Gandhi if she
didn't talk the commercial. My girlfriend, after my third after

(14:34):
my mom's third kid, you know my my mom. I
decided to send her I don't know and identify a
person without them killing you. Would you take the endorsement
if you have to sing your mom as a lootle vagina. Yes.

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