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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Elvis Presents show. This time, I am not agreeing with
Garrett at all. I usually agree with Garrett. At this time,
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I'm not sure there's a show called Impostors that I
actually talked about on air a long time ago. The
first season is brilliant originally, so funny and so cleverly written.
The second season is good, not as good as the first.
But there's a third season on the way I think
were it's on whatever, Um, you gotta wait till it
gets the Netflix. Garrett and I are arguing because Garrett's
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telling Nate, who just started watching it, it's not that great. Well,
Nate and I agreed on the zac Efron ted Bundy,
Oh god, that was a piece of crap. It was
so much the trailer for it and it looked like
a piece of crap, so I didn't I didn't push play.
Now I know people, zac Efron was very good as
Ted Bundy in it, but it could you could understand
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why other movie studios didn't pick it up to put
it in a movie theater and Netflix picked it up.
The plot it was so disjointed you started watching it
and then they flashed back, and then they flashed forward.
They don't explain what what happens next. I was so confused.
And I knew the story of Ted Bunny because I
actually watched the documentary that told the story. Yeah, like
that didn't even happen. He's not supposed to be there.
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Where are we? I didn't even know it was Ed
Bundy at one point, and I fell asleep watching it. Yeah,
that's because when you're fal asleep watching a serial killer
and then you know the story of But I don't
feel Ted Bundy got as naked as zac Efron did
in the movie itself. That part was okay though, that's fine,
of course it was I think I have something for
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every bo. Yeah, and that was that was my big beef.
Is it okay? It's getting a little long, and Dragon
show his ass like that's what they did to jazz
it up? Shut up. I will say he's very attractive man,
He's quite handsome. A lot of these serial killers were hot. Uh,
what was the guy from Robert Chambers. He wasn't a
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serial killer, but he was hot. That's how he got
the girl to go to the park with him. That's true.
Sam's not a track now send a Sam and John
Wayne Gacy, not a track. Jack the Ripper five, he
was a five. They don't even know who Jack. You
had to get hookers. Now they did, they're saying they
do not. He would not. You would have killed women,
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women of one hookies. I don't want to say this
the wrong light and offend anybody. The Jack the Ripper
fan club is other arms right now. That's one of
the best tours when you go in to the UK.
Was Jack the Ripper. I don't see now you tell
the story before, but you probably got Did I tell
them this? I got a great tour guide. I think
I to tell them this podcast Jack the Ripper tour.
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All right, now we're going over here. Well he hasn't
anyway car cuts open. Let's walk over here. This right here,
this way he killed his third victim. It's a bar.
Now we can't go in there. They don't want the
tours in. But imagine, if you will, that was an alleyway.
He caught our guts open, let's walk went We were
allowed to go on the bar, all right, so that
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was pretty cool, and they went more. They didn't just
say the person got their guts killed here, but there
was also a fight, A fist fight happened with our
tour guy. There was a drunk guy who There was
a drunk guy who came up to our tour and
started double and our tour guy pushed him and he
felt down the sidewalk. It was fair, I didn't The
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cuts were splayed away. Bring the kids closer, crime scene,
the plane. They explain what happened and where it happened,
and they I mean, if you have a good tour
guy there. He has a famous name. He was Jack
the Ripper. What if it was any other Joe Schmode, Hey,
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this guy got a jail lash would all the places
he murdered. Who in this room would take a tour
in the places when they killed someone there would be
there would be no tour. He never killed. Let me
put in this perspective scary. So let's say you and
I went to Los Angeles and I said, get in
the car. I'm taking you somewhere. Closed your eyes and
said all right, open them And it was the O. J.
Simpson House. Would you be excited? Okay, I might be,
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You're gonna tell me. Would be? I know? I went
to the house where he supposedly killed Nicole when I
was in she did you know what I mean? Like,
I went there and visited. I went to Nicole Smith's grave. Well, no,
I didn't make it there because I threw out before
out there. That was I was so sick. Hey, were
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we on a tour where we walked out? Yes? Yeah,
that was terrible. That was that was so bad. And
the ground and then as soon as we came back up,
we're like, here's what he said, here's what he said,
here's what he should have said. Right here, this is
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an underground city. There were stores here, and here's what
he should have said. It's a basement. Yeah, it's a basement,
a lot of a lot of bricks on the floor,
and it sucks. Yeah. I got a question like, because
you guys have all traveled, what's been the biggest disappointment
traveling somewhere? I'll tell you Mine Stonehenge. It's a bunch
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of rocks in the middle of the field. Shit Like okay, oh,
it's so mysterious how they put these things here. Yeah,
they had a couple of like wedges and they pushed
them up and that rockets. Science. It's fucking rocks in
a field. Grand Canyon Grand Canyon, the same reason why
Stoneheges is disappointing. It rocks just a big hole. Yeah,
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similar Niagara Falls. About that, I'm just watching. Tell you,
first of all, maybe it would have been benefited, would
have the Canada. But I'm watching always the Canada side.
I'm watching from Buffalo Court the way. I'm like, okay,
great big, I must, I must, I must. Everyone knows
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the Canada side. I'm Selvis, Elvis, what did I walk?
If you're going to Niagara Falls? Okay, which side you
go to? Wanna? Thank you? You went to the Brooklyn side.
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I went scary. I think the nag is the worst
I've never been. I've just heard the Canadian side is
pretty and the New York side is just So. The
topic is where did you go on vacation? That was disappointing?
All right? Am I not one? We're talking about the
biggest disappointment when it comes to like attractions, I said Stonehean.
Garrett said Grand Canyon, Grand Canyon. I cried to the
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Grand Canyon. Yeah, I did too, because it was boring,
said Niagara Falls. But I've heard over the years, Elvis,
you've discussed the road to Hannah. Is that being a
Is that something that's interesting. The Road to Hannah is
a little too broody. Almost went to prison. I did
go to prison for a day because of the road
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to Hannah is beautiful. It's beautiful, stunningly beautiful for the
first eight hours. But you're right, it's a long road
to Hannah. It's twisting and turning, and it's on the ocean.
It's gorgeous. But after a while you're like, Okay, I've
seen it. It's a loop. It's it's a bit much.
Why did you go to jail? By the way, I've
told that story, I crashed into a state bridge. I
was raising some guy on the road, and it's what
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the road to Hannah is all s turns sss. So
every time you get to the tip of an s,
it goes to one lane bridge and then it goes
back to two lanes. One lane bridge is about a
hundred one lane bridges. So I crashed the rental car
into a stone bridge, and when I got back, I
had insurance for twelve bucks, and it's like, Oh, you
don't have to worry about paying that. Just stay sit
there for a minute. And I was in a strip
mall where the rental carp place wasn't. Right next to
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the rental carp place was the police precinct, and uh,
they came by and they said, oh, we have to
take you into the headquarters because I hit stay property.
And they said which bridge digit, I don't know. It's
a hundred bridges. Well, we have to go investigate all
of them now for damage. So they took me. They
fingerprinted me, they helped me. I build the numbers up.
It's a it's a it's doesn't exist, not digital. Sorry,
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way back in the day. It's gone. But I had
to pay a hundred bucks to jump bail, and I
didn't go to court, so I jumped bill on MAUI
trying to take what attraction I went to, and I was,
don't do it. I don't know baseball game. I got
really tired of churches in Europe. We did like a
lot of cathedrals. They looked the same to me after
a certain point, and I was like, this is the
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one of what I don't care anymore. The thing is
when when I travel, if I go to Paris or
London or whatever, a lot of friends we gotta go
to the middle of the museum. I'm like, no, I
don't want to go to the museum. I just want
to go have fun. I want I wanna go have
you know, a pint, yeah with you. I wasn't overly
impressed with the Spanish steps of the Beautiful. You know
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that they are for what they are, but I'm just thinking, like,
all right, so there's it's a case. It's a bunch
of yuppi's hanging out on the steps drinking coffee. The
Mona Lisa. I found a little disappointed. What are It's small?
It's tiny, and she's not that. I'm sorry. It should
be more impressive for as much as people. Yeah, and
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we found the back door at the Loop, so you
can like sneak in and see her. Than the question
why is the Mona Lisa such an important painting? Because
it was stolen and lost and all these other things,
it's hard to answer that question for any of the paintings.
And I went to the Loop vacation, and you know,
the line could be long at time, So the line
was so long they shut the line down. By the
time I got up there, it was closed. So we
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went all the way there for nothing. Here here's what
I don't understand people who go on vacation, like, oh,
there's the Eiffel Tower. So they take a picture of
the Eiffel Tower. Why what are you gonna do with that?
There are pictures of the Eiffel Tower online. There are
better than one. You not from my angle. Prove you
with you know you were there. People. If you do
a selfie of you win the Eiffel Tower behind you,
that's another story. But you go to you see these
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people taking pictures of all these things that they're great,
but you're not in the picture, and it's not unique
at all. You don't have a picture of you holding
up the Leaning Tower of Peace. Yes, but I don't
want a picture of just the Leaning Tower Instagram. I
was in an instagram. The guy was mooning everywhere he
went and he pulls his pants down in front of
like the Eiffel Tower. That's a good one. I don't know,
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you know, I will tell you the one place that
I took somebody that they were impressed, that they didn't
think they were going to be. So I love Tower
Bridge in London. That's one of my favorite things in
the entire world. So romantic, it's so amazing. So Froggy
when we were in England. I said, we're gonna go
to Tower Bridge. You want to come and go. I
want to see a fucking bridge. Let's go with you
to see a bridge. I go, shut up and just
come with me. And he came with me to see
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the bridge, and he said, oh my gosh, you're right,
this is one of the most amazing things have every's amazing.
It's just so beautiful and a piece of history. You
know what's housed in Tower Bridge? Yeah, the oh my gosh,
brain fart. I don't know. It's under World Jewelry, I
think so. I didn't know that he's Tower Bridge, the
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one from the Song Bridge. Now that's a different one.
That one's in Arizona. Yeah, that one's London Bridge. Tower
Bridge is like it's blue and I'm gonna I'm gonna
upset people here with a disappointing place. I went to
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It's like it's like
a hard rock cafe. First of all, if you go
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to a museum that's supposed to be like, I don't know,
Like you go to a baseball Hall of Fame, you
see the plaques of who is inaugura, you who's elected
into the hall, of Fame. There's no like plaques of everybody,
so you don't even know who's in it. And then
this you can't take pictures because the flashes might ruin
the things in there, and it's just like, oh, the
souvenirs on the wall. That's what it's like. Hard. It's
like a Hollywood. That's where it's like, yeah, have you
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been you know what? I've never been to the Rock
and Roll. The picture used to be you standing outside
your Instagram picture, your your Twitter picture used to be
you standing outside the Rock Hall of Fame with your
finger on. No, that was the louver. It looks like
the pyramid. Pyramid. They'll look the same after a while.
The Tower of London is where the Crown Jewels are,
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but the town of London's right over there. Yeah, it's
in that area, in the same Tower of London, over
there by the Tower Bridge where they put the heads
and shut the beads and stuck them there. I don't know,
I'm getting confused. Sorry, I'm getting my towers mixed up. Happens.
Please don't send a postcard. May Proba used to say
that the old days, oh we got your postcards complaining
about what we said them up? Is that someone sent up?
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Do you ever see postcards in these touristy places? Do
you buy and what do you do with them? My
sister always buys them for the exact reason you just said.
She wants the good picture of something versus the shitty
picture on her phone. Sometimes to people, though, are like, hey,
I'm here, you're probably gonna get this, but about probably
home by the time you get this. I don't know.
When it comes to traveling, I just don't like to
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do the stuff that's in the guide books. I'd rather
just go walk around and get lost in some some
street in the back. That's a good thing in the wall.
Ask the locals, like what would you do on your night?
And then they give you something fun? Right, or you
lose a kidney? Okay, So if you're going to go
to uh Niagara Falls, you should see both sides. Okay,
it's like, I'm up for it. But you know, have
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you've heard about like the pyramids in Egypt by the way,
that you don't see the picture of what's across the street.
I mean it's right across the street from Wendy's or something. No,
it's all tourist shops. It's but you don't see those
in the pictures across from the Sphinx food to the Pyramids. Okay, okay,
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then it's not Grego. That's what I'm saying. Niagara Falls,
it's right there. It's a beautiful in the Canadians side.
On on the American side, it's very American, really really is.
I was so disappointed in it, But now I'm gonna
go to the Canadians. How did you go to Naga
Falls and not look up? Where do I go? I
never not? You scary, like I don' understand. I want
you from across the way. We did the Meet of
the missed too, but I did the land. Don't you
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get so wet? And we saw this slag tites and
slag mites or whatever, and I'm like, I don't get it.
That was a terrible That's a Corroy ship from the
There's a pizza across on the pyramids right there. The
pictures of the pizzas triangle shaped that it looks like
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a big old slice of pizza. That looks like the
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