May 1, 2019 • 15 mins
Nate called out Greg T over the way he spoke to a guest in the studio. Then we learned some geography with Greg T!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone represents I'm embarrassed to be an American with you.
Greg to you, I can't. I can't believe you did that,
and I can't believe that we're both from the same country,
(00:24):
and I I just can't. Everything I do is in
loving way. I didn't do it stands you can't say okay.
So to reset, we had a gentleman from Australia come
in and he introduced himself, said he was from Australia,
and Gregg Tea immediately says which at which point he's
supposed to go? And he did not go. He buried
(00:48):
his face in his hands, like, oh my god, I
can't believe he just did. What do you say to Australian? Hello?
How is it down? On? Brody was no better because
he immediately jumped to me and said, hey, scary trot
kangaroo for fun of them. I said, you might as
(01:08):
well say, okay, I did hear that, but scary jumping goes.
It was delicious. I had vegroom mite, which is very good.
I walks in and I turned to Gandhia go, we
look like those typical asshole Americans that he thinks is
in here, And it's like that anywhere. I mean, for instance,
I say I'm from Pennsylvania, and what do you think
of great tea when I say I'm from Pennsylvania, Because
(01:30):
but I always get hey, so are you amish churn butter? No,
I don't know how to churn butter. I don't know.
I had electricity growing up. We didn't have some buggies. Well,
it's no different than as a New Yorker. I travel
anywhere in the country and people say, oh, you're from
New York. Do you want a cup of coffee? Nobody
says that here. Nobody here calls it the Big Apple. Yeah,
(01:51):
that's the thing I get. If somebody says they're in
the Big Apple, they're not from New York. Right. My
brother in laws from Vancouver, Canada. And anytime you meet
someone new and hockey, and they aside from that, like
great has in the past, Uh, they're like, oh, I
know someone in Montreal. Vancouver and Montreal on the opposite
side of the country. But people always assume that when
(02:12):
you say Canada, there's like, oh, I know someone in
Montreal or Quebec. Is that anywhere near No, I've had
people like, from you're from New York? Last time? I
always in uh in l A. We met some friends
and they said, oh, I have a friend in Rochester.
That's that's five hundred miles away from New York City.
New York is a huge place. When they don't know,
(02:34):
they go, what part of Brooklyn a you from? And
I tell them They go, I don't know where that is?
Asked me. Then Danielle whatever says he's from the Bronx.
I was gonna be like you ever cut a bit? Yes,
in college Queens, people said to me ware you from?
And I said, the Bronx? Do you have a gun? No?
I don't have a gun. I don't have a gun. No.
(02:54):
The best is when people say to me, where are
you from? Because I'm like, I need to know what
kind of answer do you want out of that? Like
why my brown? Where did I grow up? When you
say where you from? What do you want? And then
eventually they always want to get back to all my
families from India? And then the slow of questions I
get are just what's the most common question you get? Gandhi?
People usually just comment immediately on whether or not they
like the food, So it's either like I love curry,
(03:17):
or of relating to you. That's I think it's everyone's
way of relating. Did it the first time I met him? Right?
I did a Most Indian people love spices. That's what
you like. But I like how you're generalizing. For if
(03:38):
somebody meets Scary, they're gonna go, oh, hey, nice to
meet you. I love chickens. Does that I would never
meet a Polish person be like, I love your sausage.
This is a learning lesson then, So Gandhi, what would
you hope people do when they meet you instead of
making a generalization like, oh, how's that food? I love chicken?
Take um a salad, I've seen the taj all of that.
(04:01):
I'm gonna be honest, it doesn't bother me because it's
kind of like what Scary just said. I feel like
they're really looking for something, like they feel okay, we're different.
What's the common ground? Oh? I know I love the
food you probably love. I'm like, all right, I'm fine
with that. Doesn't bother or I would ask you, have
you ever been to the toilet tallest building in Dubai?
We do not understand that where from Tampa? Wait where's
(04:24):
the tallest building. But it's not near India. It's not Mumbai.
Mumbai is what you're thinking about. And Botby is what
we don't like the six minute podcast. I thought for
(04:46):
real that Dubai was India. Where that's like saying Singapore's China.
That is the country. Yeah, but it's part of China.
It's not. It's not. There are Chinese people that live there.
I always don't put on there, like just the islands
are all together Japan. China is not an island. What
(05:07):
do you mean China is not an island. I mean that.
I mean that China is not an island. Yes it is.
It's a massive part of a continent. Yes, but it's
an island. No, it's not. It's a part of a continent.
It's part of island. China is mainland really, yes, mainland Asia,
and Singapore is an island which is also a city
and a country at the same damn time. This is
(05:29):
the guy that thinks Hawaii is near Alaska because on
a flat they put it in the bottom left bank corn.
Did you know that you can you can drive to Alaska?
I didn't know you could drive there. Always have to
take a boat to Alaska. You could drive days and
days and days not a few from five minutes away
in Canada, but you couldn't drive there. Yeah, if you're
(05:49):
an Oregon. If you're an Oregon, thing about a short
drive and you could be in Alaska. If you're Skatchewan,
you could probably drive to Alaska and it's less than
a day. I'm just saying, I guess this is fascinating.
I will I really want to know. I would like
if you could for you to draw a map for
me of the world. Didn't we actually do that? You
(06:10):
want that? We? Wait? Wait did we do that? Who
I think it was? You Brodie? You gave everybody a
piece of paper with the outlining the United States. I
had him named the states, named the states, and how
he got eleven? I know a lot about the states.
Did you know that there's eight United States that start
with the letter M. Do your question? Yeah? Can you
named without looking? Aunt Danielle, don't look Massachusetts, Montana, Michigan, Minnesota,
(06:39):
Okay six? Did you say Mississippi already? Yes, said Mississippi.
We said Montana. Hold on, I think we got more
than yeah, you mean I think we got him. None
of us would say Mexico questions the answer to New York.
Can you name Maryland? Maryland? That's seven, Michigan, Montana, Maryland.
(07:06):
Can you name all eight states that start with the
letter N, North Dakota and North Carolina, Nebraska, Nevada, New Jersey,
New York, New Jersey, New Hampshire, New Mexico. More. You
haven't said New Mexico, Lada. Nope, you haven't said it yet. Anyways,
just said seven. Yeah, you missed the one hold on
North Carolina. Memorizing questions does not mean you know anything
(07:34):
about America. I know that what's the only state ends
in k New York and move on. But that doesn't
mean you know anything about America. I know a lot
about America. Named three state capitals? What are you talking about?
State capitals? Who care? And Albany? Okay? Albuquerque? Okay? Which
(07:55):
states do you have to drive through in order to
get to Iowa for New York from here here? I
would say, if you have to go to Iowa from
New York, you would have to go Let me think, Okay, straight,
three states starting in New York. I'll give you that one.
And there's three states New York, New York said three
(08:15):
three well, how many I don't say it states, but
this New York county is one. Will start you off
to Pennsylvania. Have to go through Pennsylvania. You start in
New York. Which state do you live in? Greg t
New Jersey? But do you have to go through New
Jersey order to get to I don't know how the
(08:37):
hell you would not go through New Jersey. I guess
you got to go through Ohio. Ohio's over there. It's
in between Ohio and um Michigan. Maybe from from Pennsylvania.
Very good, but Pennsylvan You don't have to go through Pennsylvania.
Go through New York. Don't go to pennsyl You don't
say I say things to people, but in an innocent way.
(09:08):
People know I don't mean any harm. I don't I
know that, I actually know that. But the thing is
we know that it's he, but some other people might
not like that was here And you're also in a
very highly critical room where everybody's willing to jump on you.
We are not asshole. Well, in all fairness, scary. When
Nate asked the question, you said, all right, start in
New York, you go through Pennsylvania. You didn't know, No, No,
(09:32):
I was thinking, we're starting in New Jersey because my
mind is in New Jersey. Everyone said New York a
hundred times. I didn't realize that New Jersey Pennsylvania. Please
give me a you know what exactly? Hold on, everybody
jumped on Scary. He picks me out. So I was
with Scary last night. We're coming home when Scary is
(09:53):
so tired, it's almost as if he's drunk. So I'm
driving him home and we're inside the tunnel and Scary
just Scary goes, yeah, those buildings are great. I go
what he goes, I'm just I'm just enjoying this right now.
And he does that. He does that, I go, Scarier, right,
goes on, No, I'm good. Uh. And I started talking
about I started talking about food, and goes, yeah, No,
(10:15):
I talked to him about that. I go, right now.
He fell asleep in my car. He puts his head
against the window, his mouth opens. And then when you
were in the tunnel one night, and he goes, tap
at it, must tap at it. Listen. I was Scary
roommate for four years, and you know how difficult it
was to sit there on a couch looking right at
(10:36):
him and you're talking and he's just staring at you again,
like sleeping with his eye scary. Everybody should experience sleepy scary.
Just called. We were having dinner one time. I don't
even think you remember leaving the place because you were.
You know that old cartoon where they took the toothpicks
and had to keep their eyes over. I swear that.
(10:58):
I'm like, do you need some toothpicks to keep yours open?
Because he's that restaurant Perry Street, Perry Street. Yeah, you
don't even sday tired talking to him on the phone
and he falls asleep on the phone. Do and he's
breathing like this Celtic during sex, Dude, I have never
(11:19):
he does it Sunday morning, he's wi awake asleep, pretty sick.
Yeah I was. I was. I was doing all the
work at the time and I fell asleep. I understand.
I can understand Gandhi falling asleep because you know you
can just there lay there happened. But Brodie, if you
(11:39):
do in the work, you my head was comfortable. Did
you wait when you I'm back to God, when you
were having sex and you fell asleep, like, did you finish?
You just like man, I don't remember. I woke up
in the morning and he was like, you suck. Well,
then you aren't sleeping, he said, I take advantage of him.
(12:02):
I've never done that. I've fallen asleep immediately afterwards, but
I've never done I never fall asleep done respects never afterwards,
he asked, not doing No, I feel like a complete
failure right now reflection of him. I was just tired.
We're not judging. Is it that bad? Or you were
just No? He was great. I was just that tired
and we were drunk. So I feel like I feel
like fall asleep right now. Should have gone faster, buddy,
(12:26):
same question? That good? Or is that tired? Like I said,
I was the one doing all the work, so I
guess I was tired, but I was up for it.
But was it recent? No? No, nothing has been recent
with more than one person, a different person in the
same day. No, I have not either. No, I really
(12:49):
have not made out with different people in the same day.
Ye done that? Ye have sex with more than one
person alone? My client has to speak to my attorney.
Remember when great Tea was making out with you brought
yourself it was three club? Remember Tea standing in the
(13:15):
middle of two different girls. He turns to the right,
He's like the left, the left. He kept going back
and he was shooting on each knee, didn't he say?
At one point it was a triple kiss. It was
the same time. I don't even know what happened that
he was showing off and as he took his wedding
ring off even in the world, and I couldn't believe
(13:39):
both of them were going with it, like are you
kidding me? Like I really was absolutely tonguing down with
one and I just turned my head and we're all
like what this was so years ago? And that is
how Mono was born. The club was Hunker Bunka, the
Hunker and the Bunk of say, you're viill New Jersey.
(14:00):
I was trying a picture pictorial from you know what.
I'm glad I did stuff like that when I was younger,
because you can look back and know that you did
it and not worry about having not done it. Do
you talk to you, man, I'm proud of you, dude.
Thank you speak my attorney. I don't know what you're
talking about. I think the girls were Greek too, right,
(14:22):
you guys all sleep with the same girl like I
was first. I was. That's why she kept going with
the same girl. It was in the order of Greg
T when I took her to a whole town. I
forgot right. I don't know you fell asleep sure of
(14:45):
this girl. Oh my god. Again I was first, but
not the fifteen minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
phone represents I'm embarrassed to be an American with you.
Greg to you, I can't. I can't believe you did that,
and I can't believe that we're both from the same country,
(00:24):
and I I just can't. Everything I do is in
loving way. I didn't do it stands you can't say okay.
So to reset, we had a gentleman from Australia come
in and he introduced himself, said he was from Australia,
and Gregg Tea immediately says which at which point he's
supposed to go? And he did not go. He buried
(00:48):
his face in his hands, like, oh my god, I
can't believe he just did. What do you say to Australian? Hello?
How is it down? On? Brody was no better because
he immediately jumped to me and said, hey, scary trot
kangaroo for fun of them. I said, you might as
(01:08):
well say, okay, I did hear that, but scary jumping goes.
It was delicious. I had vegroom mite, which is very good.
I walks in and I turned to Gandhia go, we
look like those typical asshole Americans that he thinks is
in here, And it's like that anywhere. I mean, for instance,
I say I'm from Pennsylvania, and what do you think
of great tea when I say I'm from Pennsylvania, Because
(01:30):
but I always get hey, so are you amish churn butter? No,
I don't know how to churn butter. I don't know.
I had electricity growing up. We didn't have some buggies. Well,
it's no different than as a New Yorker. I travel
anywhere in the country and people say, oh, you're from
New York. Do you want a cup of coffee? Nobody
says that here. Nobody here calls it the Big Apple. Yeah,
(01:51):
that's the thing I get. If somebody says they're in
the Big Apple, they're not from New York. Right. My
brother in laws from Vancouver, Canada. And anytime you meet
someone new and hockey, and they aside from that, like
great has in the past, Uh, they're like, oh, I
know someone in Montreal. Vancouver and Montreal on the opposite
side of the country. But people always assume that when
(02:12):
you say Canada, there's like, oh, I know someone in
Montreal or Quebec. Is that anywhere near No, I've had
people like, from you're from New York? Last time? I
always in uh in l A. We met some friends
and they said, oh, I have a friend in Rochester.
That's that's five hundred miles away from New York City.
New York is a huge place. When they don't know,
(02:34):
they go, what part of Brooklyn a you from? And
I tell them They go, I don't know where that is?
Asked me. Then Danielle whatever says he's from the Bronx.
I was gonna be like you ever cut a bit? Yes,
in college Queens, people said to me ware you from?
And I said, the Bronx? Do you have a gun? No?
I don't have a gun. I don't have a gun. No.
(02:54):
The best is when people say to me, where are
you from? Because I'm like, I need to know what
kind of answer do you want out of that? Like
why my brown? Where did I grow up? When you
say where you from? What do you want? And then
eventually they always want to get back to all my
families from India? And then the slow of questions I
get are just what's the most common question you get? Gandhi?
People usually just comment immediately on whether or not they
like the food, So it's either like I love curry,
(03:17):
or of relating to you. That's I think it's everyone's
way of relating. Did it the first time I met him? Right?
I did a Most Indian people love spices. That's what
you like. But I like how you're generalizing. For if
(03:38):
somebody meets Scary, they're gonna go, oh, hey, nice to
meet you. I love chickens. Does that I would never
meet a Polish person be like, I love your sausage.
This is a learning lesson then, So Gandhi, what would
you hope people do when they meet you instead of
making a generalization like, oh, how's that food? I love chicken?
Take um a salad, I've seen the taj all of that.
(04:01):
I'm gonna be honest, it doesn't bother me because it's
kind of like what Scary just said. I feel like
they're really looking for something, like they feel okay, we're different.
What's the common ground? Oh? I know I love the
food you probably love. I'm like, all right, I'm fine
with that. Doesn't bother or I would ask you, have
you ever been to the toilet tallest building in Dubai?
We do not understand that where from Tampa? Wait where's
(04:24):
the tallest building. But it's not near India. It's not Mumbai.
Mumbai is what you're thinking about. And Botby is what
we don't like the six minute podcast. I thought for
(04:46):
real that Dubai was India. Where that's like saying Singapore's China.
That is the country. Yeah, but it's part of China.
It's not. It's not. There are Chinese people that live there.
I always don't put on there, like just the islands
are all together Japan. China is not an island. What
(05:07):
do you mean China is not an island. I mean that.
I mean that China is not an island. Yes it is.
It's a massive part of a continent. Yes, but it's
an island. No, it's not. It's a part of a continent.
It's part of island. China is mainland really, yes, mainland Asia,
and Singapore is an island which is also a city
and a country at the same damn time. This is
(05:29):
the guy that thinks Hawaii is near Alaska because on
a flat they put it in the bottom left bank corn.
Did you know that you can you can drive to Alaska?
I didn't know you could drive there. Always have to
take a boat to Alaska. You could drive days and
days and days not a few from five minutes away
in Canada, but you couldn't drive there. Yeah, if you're
(05:49):
an Oregon. If you're an Oregon, thing about a short
drive and you could be in Alaska. If you're Skatchewan,
you could probably drive to Alaska and it's less than
a day. I'm just saying, I guess this is fascinating.
I will I really want to know. I would like
if you could for you to draw a map for
me of the world. Didn't we actually do that? You
(06:10):
want that? We? Wait? Wait did we do that? Who
I think it was? You Brodie? You gave everybody a
piece of paper with the outlining the United States. I
had him named the states, named the states, and how
he got eleven? I know a lot about the states.
Did you know that there's eight United States that start
with the letter M. Do your question? Yeah? Can you
named without looking? Aunt Danielle, don't look Massachusetts, Montana, Michigan, Minnesota,
(06:39):
Okay six? Did you say Mississippi already? Yes, said Mississippi.
We said Montana. Hold on, I think we got more
than yeah, you mean I think we got him. None
of us would say Mexico questions the answer to New York.
Can you name Maryland? Maryland? That's seven, Michigan, Montana, Maryland.
(07:06):
Can you name all eight states that start with the
letter N, North Dakota and North Carolina, Nebraska, Nevada, New Jersey,
New York, New Jersey, New Hampshire, New Mexico. More. You
haven't said New Mexico, Lada. Nope, you haven't said it yet. Anyways,
just said seven. Yeah, you missed the one hold on
North Carolina. Memorizing questions does not mean you know anything
(07:34):
about America. I know that what's the only state ends
in k New York and move on. But that doesn't
mean you know anything about America. I know a lot
about America. Named three state capitals? What are you talking about?
State capitals? Who care? And Albany? Okay? Albuquerque? Okay? Which
(07:55):
states do you have to drive through in order to
get to Iowa for New York from here here? I
would say, if you have to go to Iowa from
New York, you would have to go Let me think, Okay, straight,
three states starting in New York. I'll give you that one.
And there's three states New York, New York said three
(08:15):
three well, how many I don't say it states, but
this New York county is one. Will start you off
to Pennsylvania. Have to go through Pennsylvania. You start in
New York. Which state do you live in? Greg t
New Jersey? But do you have to go through New
Jersey order to get to I don't know how the
(08:37):
hell you would not go through New Jersey. I guess
you got to go through Ohio. Ohio's over there. It's
in between Ohio and um Michigan. Maybe from from Pennsylvania.
Very good, but Pennsylvan You don't have to go through Pennsylvania.
Go through New York. Don't go to pennsyl You don't
say I say things to people, but in an innocent way.
(09:08):
People know I don't mean any harm. I don't I
know that, I actually know that. But the thing is
we know that it's he, but some other people might
not like that was here And you're also in a
very highly critical room where everybody's willing to jump on you.
We are not asshole. Well, in all fairness, scary. When
Nate asked the question, you said, all right, start in
New York, you go through Pennsylvania. You didn't know, No, No,
(09:32):
I was thinking, we're starting in New Jersey because my
mind is in New Jersey. Everyone said New York a
hundred times. I didn't realize that New Jersey Pennsylvania. Please
give me a you know what exactly? Hold on, everybody
jumped on Scary. He picks me out. So I was
with Scary last night. We're coming home when Scary is
(09:53):
so tired, it's almost as if he's drunk. So I'm
driving him home and we're inside the tunnel and Scary
just Scary goes, yeah, those buildings are great. I go
what he goes, I'm just I'm just enjoying this right now.
And he does that. He does that, I go, Scarier, right,
goes on, No, I'm good. Uh. And I started talking
about I started talking about food, and goes, yeah, No,
(10:15):
I talked to him about that. I go, right now.
He fell asleep in my car. He puts his head
against the window, his mouth opens. And then when you
were in the tunnel one night, and he goes, tap
at it, must tap at it. Listen. I was Scary
roommate for four years, and you know how difficult it
was to sit there on a couch looking right at
(10:36):
him and you're talking and he's just staring at you again,
like sleeping with his eye scary. Everybody should experience sleepy scary.
Just called. We were having dinner one time. I don't
even think you remember leaving the place because you were.
You know that old cartoon where they took the toothpicks
and had to keep their eyes over. I swear that.
(10:58):
I'm like, do you need some toothpicks to keep yours open?
Because he's that restaurant Perry Street, Perry Street. Yeah, you
don't even sday tired talking to him on the phone
and he falls asleep on the phone. Do and he's
breathing like this Celtic during sex, Dude, I have never
(11:19):
he does it Sunday morning, he's wi awake asleep, pretty sick.
Yeah I was. I was. I was doing all the
work at the time and I fell asleep. I understand.
I can understand Gandhi falling asleep because you know you
can just there lay there happened. But Brodie, if you
(11:39):
do in the work, you my head was comfortable. Did
you wait when you I'm back to God, when you
were having sex and you fell asleep, like, did you finish?
You just like man, I don't remember. I woke up
in the morning and he was like, you suck. Well,
then you aren't sleeping, he said, I take advantage of him.
(12:02):
I've never done that. I've fallen asleep immediately afterwards, but
I've never done I never fall asleep done respects never afterwards,
he asked, not doing No, I feel like a complete
failure right now reflection of him. I was just tired.
We're not judging. Is it that bad? Or you were
just No? He was great. I was just that tired
and we were drunk. So I feel like I feel
like fall asleep right now. Should have gone faster, buddy,
(12:26):
same question? That good? Or is that tired? Like I said,
I was the one doing all the work, so I
guess I was tired, but I was up for it.
But was it recent? No? No, nothing has been recent
with more than one person, a different person in the
same day. No, I have not either. No, I really
(12:49):
have not made out with different people in the same day.
Ye done that? Ye have sex with more than one
person alone? My client has to speak to my attorney.
Remember when great Tea was making out with you brought
yourself it was three club? Remember Tea standing in the
(13:15):
middle of two different girls. He turns to the right,
He's like the left, the left. He kept going back
and he was shooting on each knee, didn't he say?
At one point it was a triple kiss. It was
the same time. I don't even know what happened that
he was showing off and as he took his wedding
ring off even in the world, and I couldn't believe
(13:39):
both of them were going with it, like are you
kidding me? Like I really was absolutely tonguing down with
one and I just turned my head and we're all
like what this was so years ago? And that is
how Mono was born. The club was Hunker Bunka, the
Hunker and the Bunk of say, you're viill New Jersey.
(14:00):
I was trying a picture pictorial from you know what.
I'm glad I did stuff like that when I was younger,
because you can look back and know that you did
it and not worry about having not done it. Do
you talk to you, man, I'm proud of you, dude.
Thank you speak my attorney. I don't know what you're
talking about. I think the girls were Greek too, right,
(14:22):
you guys all sleep with the same girl like I
was first. I was. That's why she kept going with
the same girl. It was in the order of Greg
T when I took her to a whole town. I
forgot right. I don't know you fell asleep sure of
(14:45):
this girl. Oh my god. Again I was first, but
not the fifteen minute morning show
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