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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
presents morning show. Here we go, the fifteen minute morning show.
I'm gotta tell you, by the way, for listening to this.
Of course you are because you're hearing what I'm saying.
It is Monday, April night when we produced this, and
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I gotta tell you this morning's morning show the radio,
the Big Show was great. We're a really good show today.
That's a little uncomfortable, but it was good. Now why
are we uncomfortable? Because I have learned that if I
make a statement in the room, then it goes onto
the air. So I said that I may or may
not have made out with someone. The time frame is irrelevant.
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And then it turned into something more from that. You
know what I've always said, and I got it from
my mom. If we see it crawling across the front yard,
we drag it in and we cook it for breaking.
That's what we did. We still started awkwardly for you
too as well. Story of my life. Well well, well
he had the whistle zipper game and oh yeah, you
didn't even know what that was. But you know what,
what a champ He just went right along with it. Yeah, boys, yeah,
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if you want to see the the Zipper Whistle game,
and Danielle reminded of us. Reminded us of this wonderful
game from the past. You can go to where is it?
It's Elvis rand Show on Instagram. Elvis Durran Show on Instagram.
How about this whist game? That's the strong game. I'm
not supposed to have this straw? Oh Mustafa, I guess
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he's using the last of his plastic straws? Is he? Yeah?
He kill some animals? What's up, Brody? The Whistle Zipper
game normally the person playing along with Scary will kneel
down by his zipper and whistle into the microphone. Yes,
but there's an awkward moment at the beginning of the
video where he puts his hand on the top of
her head and shoves it towards the microphone. Did girls
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don't like that that? I'm sorry, I was trying to
whisper in her ear. You should only do that if
invited to. And why did you look up and have
your eyes roll and understand? Yeah, you're rolling back in
the back of your head anyway, So go check it
out now. The Whistle Zipper game here on National Zipper Day.
It is National Zipper Day. Now looking forward to tomorrow,
Tomorrow is National Honesty Day, so we're definitely gonna do.
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We do this every year. We have to play around
of what's gotta be honest? You gotta be honest. So
we're gonna play gotta be honest on tomorrow's radio. We
played a minute ago before these mikes went on, when
you were in the room and Scary Insalted Nate, when
you said gotta be honest, you look like a douche
with that marker hanging around your neck. He wears a
fake a neon marker around his neck. The only reason
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he does it is because he always forgets where his
pen is. And I only know that because he's constantly
asking me for my pen So I think that's why.
But then I said to Scary, gotta be honest, you
should get wrinkle spray for my shirt. Around turn around,
Look he's got oh yeah, just a little bit. Can
I can I be honest? You gotta be honest. I
love you all so much. So tomorrow tomorrow is full
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of ship day. Tomorrow Tomorrow, Tuesday is April right, is
National Honesty Day, So then can the next day be
national tell everyone a lie? Day. I don't know that
was mine today. I didn't make out anyone this weekend.
Why don't you let us talk about all of your private,
most private moments on the air. Well, I didn't. I
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don't really let anyone. It just like wirped out of
Daniel's mouth as soon as the MIC's craft. You could
have shut us down, Gandhi, you do have a choice.
You can't say, Guys, I'd rather you not do that.
I know I could, but I'm going to save that
for something really important, not like a make out. She's
very nice though, because she just kind of she just
goes with the flow, and she that you know, she
figures a way around it. It's goodell, don't tell anybody.
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She still would have said not to say, I would
not have How long have you been on the show now?
Seven months? How are your parents doing with us? Are
they listening every day? They are, but we've reached the point,
which I love, that they just don't acknowledge it. And
then I just don't acknowledge it. I know that they're listening,
but I don't. I'm not. I told my mom was like,
I'm not answering your questions, and then she goes why
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you answer the radio like, yeah, they're not my mom?
Get you ever get the call? Because I still do
I get the call? So what did you say? This morning?
I got several text messages from people like my don't
worry about their snidge and as friends, Mom turn off
the so mom and dad, you know, God rest their souls.
I would just tell him just don't listen, Just don't
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don't listen. Now, I know all because I in my head,
I always think when you have secrets or you have
things you haven't told people when they pass on, they
know everything. Yeah, they do. But my aunt told me
this weekend that she feels like, even though they know everything,
they're so at peace hopefully where they are that it
doesn't matter anymore. Well they know how to process it.
So Garrett brought us something really cool this morning. I
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thought it was my favorite part of the show. Actually, Uh,
one of our coworkers that works at Kiss Radio right
we're Froggy works in Jacksonville. She went to disney World
and met Mary Poppins and cried her eyes out because
it took her back to a place in her life.
It triggered these emotions from when she was a little girl,
and I thought it was great to talk about the
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things that trigger emotions from your your childhood. I love that,
like something that you wouldn't think would make you cry,
like meeting Mary Poppins. To her was was something that
was so emotional that it brought her to tears over
her mickey waffles, right, And I think it's so important
to recognize those things. And sometimes you can't help it,
and you look. You could be walking down the street
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and then something just will happen. It'll take you back
twenty years and you become emotional because it brings back
these thoughts that you have actually stored in the back.
You don't pay attention to him anymore. Smells really trigger things.
A lot smells, you're smelling your memory. They go to
They work together so closely that sometimes you don't even know.
But then you walk past like a food stand and
you're like, oh my god, the fair when I was
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in seventh grade, And when I smell freshly chopped onion,
I think of it takes me back to that day
that straighten eight had body odor. Got to be honest,
got to be honest. So weirdly for me, like cut
grass kind of triggers me. It makes me a little
sad because it reminds me of being little and playing
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outside and how all your friends just used to live
right next to you and now they don't need more.
They all have cool jobs across the country. Another thing
about the show today I enjoyed was makeout versus hook
up and we we actually had a council meeting and
we determined uh through vote, well through popular vote, but
through the Elvis decided to count the votes his way.
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More people agreed with this than Danielle disagrees. I disagree.
I still think hooking up means hooking. It means just
make it will no, no, no no, you said. It means
a lot of things to us. Hooking up means sex
right No. To me, hooking up means everything. I hooked
up with him. It could be whatever it is. If
you kiss them, that's hooking up. Hooked up with him, Okay,
but like if you did him, you did them? But
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like what if? What if? I was because the way
it started was Danielle asked me as soon as she
came in this morning, did to hook up with them?
And I was like, no, or is this a little makeout?
She's like, Oh, that's hooking up. But if I would
have said to you, yeah, we hooked up, and then
you wanted details and I was like, oh, we just kissed,
you probably wouldn't like that's a hook up. If you
had said I hooked up with him, I would have
only thought you kissed him, because I don't think you're
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that type of prime. Thank you, you weren't in the room.
What is your thought on that? Well? I think I
was telling Gandhi back in seventh eighth grade, hooking up
means kissing, But then once you get into high school
and college, hooking up means you know, you're having sex
or something along the r Yeah, exact blowing blowing flacio. Yeah.
So so I think to that point you grow out
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of hooking up into and making it a whole new meaning.
So are you laughing, Brodie? It's the way you said it,
the look on your face, like you like like like
guys hanging out in the corner. You're like, you're all
blowing installed Because that voice would never say flacio. She
was you know, flating men say that I did some
you know, conne lingus. This is one of my favorite
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air times. If you want to fly to Ireland, laugh
and nobody ever asked it's a cunning airline. But okay,
then we The way I described it was if if
if there's a private part touching, there's warmth and moisture,
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then it's hooking up. Moisture comes from your mouth, do
you depends on what your mouth is on, if your
tongues in your if your mouth is like if someone's
like punching your far hole the far box that's hooking up?
Is that hooking up? Tongue to the box. Fine, mother
is listening to this, she will be asking me what
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a tongue to the fart box? Tell mom, it's simple.
It's like licking the leather cheerry on. It's your turd cutter.
Still it's blowing the balloon, not up, going to see
what if our heart radio context? And I took my
mom and Nicki Minaj was on the stage and the
stuff that was coming out of her about my mother
asking me, Danny, what does that mean? I'm like almost
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time to leave. It's just time to nothing. Let me explain.
Oh lord, all right, all right, we've we've I'm sorry,
I trickle butter is hooking up right. I drove this
car right off a Cliff. I'm sorry, Gregg, Tea is
so quiet, which is unusual. I know, I'm appreciating your conversation.
I think it's a lot of fun. I'm enjoying it.
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Do we have to label this as adult explicit? Explicit
that Garrett'll check the box? Can do we have a
box to box to check? Is there really a check box?
It's a fart box because can I punch the ft box?
You can punch the box or lick it. Uh, But
there's a button there because if people are listening at work,
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they know that it's not safe for work. So yeah,
there's a there's a box. How many? How many of these? Uh?
These fifteen minute morning show podcast? Do you have to
click the box on? This is one of the first
I'll have to click the box on. A you kind
of excited about clicking the box. You know what? I
guarantee more people listen because the bugs is I was
gonna say, this is clicking the box, hooking up or
making you could click my box. I'm tired. Today we
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went to Puffies. You ever go to puffies? The bar
it puffies making out PUFFI is this bar on down
here Church Church or West Broadway something like that West
Broadway or Church whatever, anyway, they've you know, puffies. It's
this old, old school bar and they have a dart
board in the back and we just sat there kind
of watched the world go by. Yesterday it was do
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you ever go to those little neighborhood bars where everyone
knows everyone? It's I love that. I love that more
than going to like some big, established, glossy place like
Scary likes what are you looking at me for? Because
you like those places? He likes the ones where the
stars go. What's the one in l A where all
this the ivy? Right, if you go to the restaurant, Yeah,
if you go there though, you're that's what you want
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to go into. The stars that go to the Ivy
go there because they want to be seen where you
would be every nurse it just says it's all over.
Really it's not really the hit place hasn't been for years.
But but anyway, I like going to places where, even
though I would never do this, where the most of
guys have their caps on backwards and it's just relaxed.
I like that too. I'm with you. Yeah, let's go
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right now. I'm down. I'm supposed to go work out.
I'd rather go drink. No, you're gonna hate yourself later.
I will work out. Did you say later? I did?
All right? What else you wanta talking about? Puffies? What
do you do over the weekend that you like? I
went to puffies? Apparently I hooked up. I went to
a really great street fair and ate so much and
didn't have any regrets later on. And I still have
kettle corn in my car, a bag of it, and
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it's in there for emergencies. Emergency, emergency, but in case
you drive off into a snow bank. And if I'm
ever sitting in traffic and I get hungry, this is
this is the thing I always think of when I'm
sitting in traffic and I get hungry, I never have
a snack. Well, now I do have a huge You're
going to arrive there. Eventually, they'll have food waiting for you.
Sometimes it takes hours. If you're driving certain places, it
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could take hours to get into New York City. And you, Garrett,
what do you do this weekend? Well, I have Barbara
two Chips in my car too. Just as we go
to I was all over. I was on the Jersey
Shore with friends and family. I got to go back
to my old school and and talk to potential kids
that want to go to Potential kids they're potentially going
to be kids, potential students that want to go to
Roder University. They're on students not yet know they're juniors
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and uh, seniors thinking about going to Rodder University. Uh,
and talk about why they should come here as opposed
to other schools. And got to meet a bunch of
listeners too, So that was cool. And I got to
host something with Great Team Friday at a movie theater.
Would you host? We had to do an event at
a brand new movie theater in New Jersey. They just
opened it up, but it's really nice. And they had
a ton of advent you know, Avenger movies playing, so
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we were just there. We bought them popcorn and soda.
Many different Avenger movies were they playing? Oh my god,
like six or seven at the same time. Almost every
single theater was Avengers, was what I meant. Was what
he said. They had Avenger movies playing in different theaters.
Was cool. The video of him doing it is great
because he's running around handing people in their seats everything.
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But I want to shay the difference between Scary and
Greg T. Greg T has told that story now on
the air twice that he went to a movie theater
this weekend, never once mentioned the movie theater, what time
it's located in. Scary would have said the name of
the movie theater, how great it is, where it's located.
He would have plugged his client over and over again
because they're partners. It's actually a smart way. But he
didn't didn't mention it. He just didn't want to dropped names.
I mean, you should drop names since they're paying our patient. Okay,
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Cinemark and watch ung New Jersey, thank you, as cool
as the regal Essex Crushing, which they're all. They're all
part of the family. We did get in trouble though,
that on Friday night because we had a microphone system
there and Gregg T was on it, and at one
point the people from the movie theater came out and said,
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do you mind being quiet that people watching Avengers are
complaining that the microphone still out? I don't blame it,
but that is not my fault though that I mean,
they decided to have an event at the movie theater
right next to a movie theater that was in the theater.
I mean, you're gonna it's my fault. I'm just tell
gone to your story. We all know it. It's one
of our favorite appearance stories. We were all making an
appearance at it was it was a movie. It was
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a movie screening, and we're playing a game. We have
we have shirts for you if okay, who here has
like a half eaten doughnut in their person? Like, no
one raised her hand. Who here has like a comic book? Oh,
here's one. Come on down and get your shirt, Greg,
He says, all right, whoever has white socks? And so
we were down. We were down at the bottom of
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the theater. Five hundred people stood and all ran to more.
You're such a you're such an asshole. But this is
what it was, summer time. So I didn't think anyone
was really weird. A lot of socks, I mean, I
didn't think we didn't have we didn't have enough shirts.
Anyone who has lungs. It was such an asshole. Fifteen
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minute morning show Elf