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April 25, 2019 15 mins

The show is feeling a little frisky with this Spring time weather. We learn a LOT about members of the show and what they do at home!

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
For what would you talk about on your on your
podcast Firm Presents minute morning Show. We're so close to
the weekend as we do this. This podcast is fifteen
minute morning show podcast. It's Thursday. Uh and I just

(00:23):
the thing is is the weather is just so beautiful.
You just feel like it's a Friday. Yeah, every day
feels like a Friday when the weather is beautiful. I
totally get the spring fever thing where everyone gets frisky
because it's nice outside. What do you mean, Gandhi, you're frisky?
I just want to date everyone? Just say, okay, do
you want to make out with everyone? Pretty much? I mean,
it's so nice outside. He doesn't want to make out

(00:44):
in the sun. I'm with whose son. She's got a
couple to choose from. But let's not go there. So well,
I think you know what. I think we're going there.
So around the around the fifteen minute morning show podcast
table is Gandhy Frisky? Dave Roady? Are you frisky? Frisky

(01:04):
on Friday's Thursday? What about you? Garrett frisky? Frisky? Danielle Mary?
Oh my god, I tried this morning and I got
turned away with me. He did it with me right
here anyway, so high, feeling frisky. Oh god, yes, always.

(01:27):
I'm really glad I'm not alone in this. Everybody feels
you know what. I'm gonna be honest with you, talking
to your co workers, even your good friends about being
horny or sex. It's just I can't do it. I
don't I don't want to want to know if you're
doing it. I don't want you to know if I'm
doing it. It's just it's not a conversation I want.
But so why is that? Why is it that some

(01:48):
people are a little more private about their private life?
I don't know. This morning before the show started, I
was quizzing people on stuff like what so we were
talking about, um, like the rules of once you're married
about sex, because I didn't even know that there were
rules once you got married. Not always rules there are,
And Scotty b was saying the same thing. They're like,

(02:08):
I want to get married, everything changes, you can't do
anything anymore. And then they started laying out the rules
that they have about sex, and I was just floored.
So then Danielle walked in and I asked her a
question and she gave me the answer that I thought
you would give me, which was I don't know rules. Well,
I don't think it was like, if you do it tonight,
you can't do it tomorrow night. You can't have it
two nights in a row. You're if you're married. If

(02:29):
you're married, Froggy has that rule, and I'm like, I
don't understand that. What I think. I don't think there
are actual rules. I think they call them rules because
their sex lives have dried up. I'm like, if if
I did it tonight and then I wanted to do
it again tomorrow, why would wouldn't I not do it?
It's I'm stupiding it. That's kind of that doesn't make
sense to me. But if I sit here and look

(02:50):
around the room at Gandhi, Brody, Great t, Garrett, Danielle
and Nate and I, if I start to think and
wonder about your sex life, I I cut it off.
I don't want I don't want to, I don't want
to start off. I'm sorry, don't say cut it off?
What a long way around the room for that joke?

(03:13):
Who in this room do you think had sex the
most this month? I don't even want to think about it.
That's my point. But you go ahead and do that. No,
I'm not the one hosting. I think it's I'm not
I'm not hosting, I'm backing. No, I think it's Nate
because he's making up for lost time because he just
had a heart surgery and so he had to take
it easy for a while. So I think they're making
it was a very busy weekend. Wait, I walked in

(03:34):
on a conversation that Greg was having with Garrett about
his wife, just saying I wasn't supposed to hear it,
but I heard it. Okay, so I'll start making I'm
gonna make some assumptions. May I go gandhi? Since you
are single? Yes, but I know that when you're with someone,
I know you're going at it. Okay, Brody, I don't know.

(03:58):
I just don't know. I don't I don't think you
get it as much as you want, And I could
be wrong. I would like it once. Brodie's that Brodie.
Brodie is the joker in the room. So sometimes if
if he says he jokes about not having sex, I
kind of wonder. I think the problem is my level
of horny nous is one step below my level of tiredness.
Oh God, So I'd just rather sleep okay, God, I

(04:22):
think I think great gets it more than we think
he does. And look and no offense. But Garrett, I
do believe you probably get it more in this room.
I think you you're number two in this room with
the most sex, no after Danielle. I don't get it

(04:43):
as much as you guys think. I mean, because we're
very busy. We're constantly this that you're busy doing. But
we we we have our share. But you know, and
then Nate, I don't know, I just he says, he's
I'll say this, I'll qualifiz see point you say it.
But I don't know if I believe it's definitely less
than when I started dating my girlfriend. Is definitely stroke

(05:05):
there somewhere. A couple of strokes definitely dropped my average
down a little bit. Brodie's sex jokes are so lame today.
That was a joke I just totally glossed over exactly.
That's my point. You have to say, Nate moved all
the way to Connecticut and drives two hours every day
to live with this woman, and the sex went down,

(05:25):
the frequency went down, the vigorousness went o. God, the
thing he didn't want to hear think about the vigorous mess.
What are the words? Let's go ahead and move forward
with that. What do you mean by the vigorousness? Um? Well, okay,

(05:47):
So for instance, our old apartment used to have a
lot of windows facing other buildings, so we were kind
of careful about when we did it in the living room.
Now we don't care. Now it's just anywhere. Now we
have you know, shades and blinds and we can pull
the blinds and you know, window treatments has changed, and
now it's it's like anywhere. You know, it's not just
the bedroom, so it can just happen anywhere. Thank you.

(06:12):
I take and honestly my back up. You take your time,
You're thorough. Okay, I don't know. I like to go
for a long time embarrassing just aside. This, this is
the conversation I get uncomfortable having with my with my coworker.

(06:32):
I like to take my time. I don't want to
just wham bam, thank you, ma'am. I don't. I hate
wham bam. I've never thank you. But did you ever
say the words thank you? Mamathy? If I ever do it? Yeah,
go away, Yeah, man, I actually get you know, I
actually get scolded, and she has to tell me this
is a quickie, okay, because I'd like to take my time.

(06:53):
Why would she say it's a quickie though, Like she
just doesn't But she's just looking at the ceiling, are
counting the cracks in the season. You just do it already,
And that's my fear. That's my fear. That's all right,
come on your phone. Done. So she wants less bam
bam and more thank you man, I think so. I
don't think you wants any of it, to be honest,
But isn't isn't the point in pleasing your partner and

(07:16):
then a part of it. That's what I'm trying to do.
But she's not doing it. But she's saying. She's saying
the words, you will basically please me more if you
get to the finish line faster, is what she says.
I don't like, I mean, but she likes. It's not
about what you like, okay, So it's gonna be both
of you talked to. Great. He's the lover in the
room here to be. He's the ficial lover of the

(07:38):
I do think that men don't understand their their partners.
I really don't. I think that the woman's body, and
we're talking about a man woman. I think the woman
women are so incredible. They really are, because I'm learning
a lot here. By the way, they're more about women.
That's great. Their bodies are so awesome, Like they do
things on emotions and stuff rather than men are like theirs,

(08:01):
and they do think. Yeah, because a woman needs Listen,
you're not explaining any a woman. Okay, you're either you're
a woman's plaining. By the way, So the women in
the room, why don't you tell them that they use
more emotion having sex. Yeah, So like a man thinks
like I gotta be a man and I gotta go forever.
But like that's not what a woman wants. A woman

(08:21):
wants me pleased the right way. Her mind and body
needs to be into it. We all know because when
it comes to men, it's in their brains that they're
just like, oh my god, I'm so lucky. I'm getting
into it like rank bank bank back back, and then
we're done and they're like needs like, oh, I'm gonna
be a man and go for all. I gotta be
honest with you, even though I'm a gay man. You
you are so off the mark with with my philosophy
on having sex. Okay, I don't know how it would

(08:44):
be gay and sex. I don't. That's now, you know,
I get me honest, I don't. I think there are
a lot of straight guys who disagree with what you're saying.
All right, let's talk to a straight guy, Garrett, and
he likes to talk for many of people. For me personally,
I like to make sure my partner or my wife
is well pleased and taking care of before I hate myself.

(09:06):
That's me too. But that's not what you're saying, because
you're going forever. Yeah, because I don't feel like she's
been pleasured. But that's not your guess. I mean, sometimes
it doesn't happen. A lot of times I feel like
I would like to please him more than it is
than pleasing myself. I'd rather him get the pleasure rather
than myself. So I think if you're thinking, like, once

(09:28):
you're done, you want to keep going because you want
her to feel the pleasure. A lot of times in
our heads, at least in my head, I go, I
want him to be happy that I'm actually glad, because
she'll she'll tell me that sometimes and I'm like, no,
you should be happy too. But we are happy. Okay, good, okay, good.
So it's but she told you she wanted to go faster.

(09:50):
I mean, I mean, I don't know how Gandhi. Do
you hear what's going But he's she's saying the words,
I wanted to go fast. Can you make this end?
That's that's what he's saying. So what other verbal clues
do you want? That doesn't happen every time though, Nate, right,
not every time? What about when drinking? It's a little different. Oh, drinking,
it's great exactly. Yeah, Gandhi and Danielle have not commented

(10:13):
on Greg's theory on women. Women know their bodies better
than men do. That's just the way it is. But
that's not what your comment was. You said, they're all emotions.
I just don't think that men understand a woman's body.
And when a man really fully understands what goes on
inside a woman's body wanted attack, when it attaches to
their brains and their emotions, then you can help out
your partner. What do we agree with that? But that's
not what you said. Well, that's what I really wanted

(10:34):
to say, so Gandhi, Danielle, So do you think that
all guys are like Greg T did say, he said,
all guys when they have sex, they're like, do you
think all guys are like that? Because I happen to
disagree with what you said, No, I don't think so.
Maybe eight out of ten, Okay, don't don't starting. Maybe
because mine is from me is European, maybe it's a

(10:55):
little different because I've never felt that he's been like
the europe And I don't know, and I are American
nates America. I'll tell you what Great is doing. Great
T knows that he is anyway, is better at being
a lover than most guys. So he's elevating himself above
what he thinks are typical American guys who don't care.
And this is what I'm saying. You're not correct that

(11:17):
I don't think that's right. I think a woman's brain,
a woman's bring there's so much more. They're smarter than men.
Men don't think that way. Men are like these creatures
and they just think I'm just gonna do it now.
And how many how many men I've always listen, you
guys are always gonna get me if I just say, well, men,
I don't know how many majority, the majority of men.

(11:41):
My thought process is that a majority of men don't
understand women. They don't listen to how many men if
you pulled question finally a funny sex joke out of
like late alright, gandhi, what are your thoughts here about

(12:01):
any or everything? I mean, I just have so many
more questions about the marriage rules, about where Tea is
coming up with these statistics and facts. It's cool. I
think it's nice that you're trying to appreciate women. However,
as a woman, sometimes you just want to get it.
That's it. There's not a ton of emotion involved. It's
just that I would have I would assume that there's
less women that just want to get it done and
be done and over it. I think, Okay, I don't.

(12:27):
I don't think that that's a fair assumption. Okay, But
but to be honest, do we really know the numbers
that we don't? I just I don't think you're giving
women enough credit, a lot of credit. You're not. You
can you can give a woman credit by admitting that
she can want the same thing that a man wants.
Get in, get out, and we're done. Sometimes you're in

(12:50):
that mood that you just want it, you know, and
then you just move on. I'm a gay guy. I'm
a gay guy. I'm not about to a woman's plain.
So how is it for for two men that are
in love? Like, do they just want at the same time.
I'll be very clear, and I don't think anyone's going
to believe this, but if you're gay, you probably will.

(13:11):
It's no different. There's nothing. I don't see any difference
between gay sex and straight sex except for the plumbing.
That's the angle. Well yeah, and then angle, shut up
brody like Gandhi loves that angle. She loves the gay
man angle. And I'm not saying, you know, gay men

(13:33):
can own that angle. Angle every not copyrighted. It's restricted.
You must get a gay man listening to this podcast.
It from emotion or is it because you're both just
really it's both, you know. I don't I think it's
I don't think it's a fair assessment to say you

(13:55):
you can only have sex if you're emotionally in or
you can only have sex if you're just horning one
of bang it out every I think everyone can do everything.
I don't want to sign you have different moods for
different days. And times it's you're not always in the
same mood. It comes down to a communication too. That's
the thing that everybody's they're going off a body language
as opposed to like Nate said, when his girlfriend says,

(14:17):
this is a quickie. She's telling you and you just
have to be able to listen. With Garrett to that point,
I think it's interesting as far as communication goes, that
you actually use words to describe where you want it
to go where when you're with someone, don't you just
automatically just vibe it and you just go there? You
just know, you just know, I know that in the mood,
like the mind has to be there. Okay, well then

(14:39):
you know, if it's not, she's probably not gonna do it,
or you know, I don't know what, Brody, I know
where I wanted to go. She just wants me to
go to your sexy glasses. I'm gonna tell you. I'm
gonna tell you. After everything we've learned in the past
fifteen minutes, number one thing is Brody is so sad
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