April 22, 2019 • 15 mins
We hear from Skeery and Gandhi about their trip to Singapore. Brody and his trip with Bon Jovi , Danielle taking over a cruise, and Garrett headed to Disney.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show, who watched Cookies from Singapore like that. I'm
not gonna do what's scary normally does, but I will.
(00:22):
I will say he spent a lot of money on those. Yeah,
those cookies are not cheat really And I knew he
wasn't gonna say it, but I thought I wud put
that out that they're expensive, like six bucks from Yeah.
Well here's the thing. Yeah, so sare Singapore the country.
It's a country, it's a city, it's an island, it's
all three and they really have everything that they do
(00:44):
their everything is important. So they don't do very much
there because everything has come to them from China. You know,
they were under British rule for a while that you know, Malaysia, India,
all that stuff. They have a lot of different influences.
In fact, they're known as is the Switzerland of the
East because they are culturally, ethnically and religiously neutral and everything.
(01:07):
So there's not a whole lot that they do inside
the country that's made there. This tin of cookies is
made there by a woman by the name of Janie Wong,
who we learned is a native to Singapore and her
name is Janice. Yeah, well, I guess she has some
lineage somewhere in China. Her last name is I think
(01:28):
Janice would be the Chinese. I didn't question the WoT
because there are a lot of people in China with
American names. To open your mind, Bertie, First of all,
isn't she from Singapore? She's from Singapore yet I'm saying so.
I just said Janie doesn't sound like a singapore I name.
She's a pastry chef and her work is featured and
(01:49):
she has a cafe in the National Museum because her
she does a lot with chocolate and things like that. Anyway,
she made these dark chocolate especial cookies which I was
passing around and they're going over like a lead balloon
right now. They're really good. Can I Yeah, Can I
ask a question about everyone's vacation because on the on
the Big Show, we obviously talked about all the good
stuff and like, oh, this was amazing, and this was amazing.
(02:11):
What was the worst part of everyone's vacation or the
biggest pain in the ass coming home? That'll do it?
And I experienced, maybe you should unplug you min till
you finish chewing those cookies. I was chewing those cookies.
(02:32):
Have you sorry? I went to uh I went to
Disney World with my family, and I discovered the worst
type of people ever to walk the face of the earth. Now,
if you think about it, like there's many people that
can be bad, We're talking not criminals, not people who
do harm, just people who have no mind for anyone
else out there except for themselves. Was it the people
(02:54):
that stand up as soon as the plane lands and
try to run pass everyone. Those are on the list.
It was the woman who gets on the plane and
puts her bag in the first bin even though her
seats all in the back. No, but I experienced that.
I experienced experienced that, which I explained. But line cutters adults,
full grown adults. People our age anyone over the age
(03:15):
of eighteen, cutting other adults as if we're still in
grammar grade school, acting like there's nothing wrong with it.
I didn't understand that, and to because no one has patience,
but because everybody needs the I I need it now.
But I discovered it after the After the first time,
you're like, okay, maybe maybe there's an exception to the rule,
(03:36):
all right, But after the fourth time, you go, Okay,
this is getting a little ridiculous. It's for four different
people doing the same exact storyline of gotta get up there,
gotta get the families, my mother is up there, gotta go,
gotta go happens at Disney all the time because it's
a family place, but it happens at amusement parts all
the time. But you know, but but you know, it's
just like the cops situation where if you're if you're
someone driving faster than you doesn't get pulled over, You're like,
(03:58):
where's the cops? So you start are driving faster. What
happens the cops show up. If I were to cut
the line, I feel like I would end up in
amusement park jazz. But I just I finally came to
terms those are the worst kind of people ever to
walk the face of the part of that is God. No,
I was just gonna say, like, you're their time is
more important than your time, exactly, no disregard, disregard for anyone.
(04:20):
It's the people that say like, oh, you can get
in front of me, like the let let people in.
Here's the thing, you're letting them get in front of you.
But you were also speaking for everyone on the line
behind you, because you're letting them get in front of everyone. Right,
So like those rope lines, people don't can I just
get in? I was on the line, but I had
to go to the bathroom. No, you're not getting back on.
(04:40):
You got off the law, right, you don't get back on,
and really you wouldn't let them back on if you.
And here's what else I don't like. Something specifically said,
I really have to go to back come back if
you see them right. But it's those people who like said,
oh I was on the line, but like where I
was already passed, so can I just get back on?
They're lying. What I don't like is when one person
and from the family of twelve gets on the line
(05:02):
and then then they got the right place. Holos and
Garrett's talking about the people that lie like all my
friends up there. It's the ones that get on like
from the side of the rope and they'll go, oh,
we're with him. No, no, you can't a let eleven
more people on because if I knew that, I wouldn't
have gotten on the line. I don't want your twelve
people get in front of me, get on the end
(05:22):
of the line. You can hold you can hold a
place for like your wife and your kid, like if
they went to the bathroom, but you cannot hold a
place for your entire cheerleading squad. Who set me? I
kind of agree with that, eleven people. It was. There
was a time we went to Disney and we were
Hollywood Studios and we're waiting again the Arrowsmith ride, and
(05:43):
the whole cheerleading team wanted to get on, like I
said no, but but you're not getting on. I'm sorry, Becky,
You're and your twelve friends and not getting on. So
made me start thinking about the other worst kinds of
people in the world next to line cutters. I mean,
it's something that should have been stopped when you were
in maybe seventh grade, eighth grade. The worst, I'll tell
(06:05):
you the worst kind of person our buddy Jake the producer.
So if you were going to bring a plus one
to a foreign country, you'd probably be pretty considered about
this plus one who you're gonna bring. Right, we went
to a place where coconut is a huge part of
their diet. Right, Jake brought a plus one who was
legitimately a bubble boy. This kid was allergic to pine nuts, almonds,
(06:29):
pretty much any type of nut, coconuts, chocolate, what else
you see? Allergic to all I heard you from the
other studio. You were you were playing in the other studio,
and I just happened to be listening. Yeah, so he
was allergic to everything, and somehow he made it through
the entire trip. Then on the flight home, he had
(06:50):
like set up ahead of time that he had the
nut free meal. They brought us both oatmeal and he's like, oh,
what's on it? And they're like, it's mango and whatever
has coconut shavings on top. And he's like, I can't
have coconut. So we made the entire trip and then
on the flight home he almost died. I'm just saying
home would bring that across the county, across the world,
(07:12):
not even the country across the world. Yeah he knew. Yeah,
I grew up with him, and like, the hugest part
of this this whole trip was food. One of the
things they were like, it's food. Everything is food based.
Singaporean cuisine is a huge part of all of this.
And here we come in every restaurant we go, this
idiot that every meal and don't get don't get snowflake
(07:35):
you were We're not saying don't bring people with allergies.
We're saying if we're saying, if someone's allergic to pears,
don't bring him to a pear factory. Yeah, that's what
and that's what this is like, because everything is based
on coconut in this country. I said to him beforehand,
I said, what do you eat when you're in different countries?
And he says, I don't really go to different countries
(07:56):
to the most. Right now, we're like, wow, Jake, Wow,
it's cool. He brought us EPI pens with him, and
we have a nurse practicer and an e M T exactly.
We were good. It's like, funk all y'all's vacation, my
Bubba boys coming. Oh yeah, because he really affected your vacation.
You guys on social media, scary Jake Gandhi, you made
the trip look fantastic, And I was following. This is
(08:17):
one of the first trips where I wasn't like looking
at something going I don't want to care about your vacation.
I really loved it. But what we got to me
was while you were gone, Seth Myers did a joke
about the airport, and he said. He showed the picture
of the largest indoor waterfall and he said, he said, yeah,
he goes here in New York. Here's what the waterfalls
look like. And he showed like a bathroom with the
ceiling leaking. So yeah, Changi Airport, which yeah, so I
(08:41):
was like, oh my god, that's the air My friends
are at tank airports like an amusement park in itself.
Don't have to leave the damn airport. You will miss
your flight because there's so many tractions and distractions. You're
not gonna you're getting to ten floor first of all,
ten floor mall, and then it's got all these freaking
news rides like for the kids' trampoline. I was at
the Miami Court. I was at the Miami Airport, which
(09:03):
was it's okay, I haven't done it, but I passed
Don Shula and I was like, that's what you guys
got theft And I gave him the finger for you
guys so bad. I was like, you guys are in
a better airport now, ye hae tweeting right, So we
(09:24):
all we all went away in different Yeah, go ahead, No,
I was gonna say Scotty wanted to add to the
vacation conversation, of course, and I was. I was gonna say,
since you know, we only got a few minutes left,
we'll all go around. Jake included in some vacation in
like five words. Okay, okay, go first on his vacation talkation,
(09:44):
what happened to you, buddy? Oh? Well, first of all,
I was here every day. That was my vacation. And
so last Tuesday I had to get an ultrasound on
what on my testicles? So that's what I did over
the vacation. What's I'm still I'm still waiting on the
on the results. But the thing is, and no, not yet.
(10:06):
But and I know that this is a cruel test
because you know, I walked into the office and I
was sitting there and had to check off the scrotal box.
So they knew that what, you know, what I was getting.
And there's like, you know, Harry Carmine and his you know,
medical thing, and then and then and then the other
you know, older woman, and of course who comes Scott,
Scott and I and the door opens and it's this
like twenty something beautiful radiologist hand. Yeah, and so she
(10:35):
so I'm like, oh my god, and you know, and
she takes me to the room and the lights are
damn and his music playing just like I'm not kidding,
Like it's a spa. So she gives me this paper
tablecloth and she says, you need to disrobe from the
waist down and I'll be right back. And I was like, okay,
so you know, I took everything off. I got up
on the table and I'm covering myself and she said, okay, now,
(10:57):
just you know, hold hold yourself in the paper and
I'm gonna play with your balls. My balls were hanging
out on the table and I'm holding with my other hand.
And you didn't lay down put your knees up. No,
I come, no, that's a different video. What you worried
you were going to get excited. That's my problem. So
so right off the bat, I'm like, I'm like, okay,
that time that I saw my grandma naked, I'm just
(11:19):
going to think of that the entire time. Dude, how
did you see grandma naked? It was it was a mistake.
We'll put the keys in the and I got the wrong. No,
it wasn't a key party. I was walking in her
house and she was changing, and I saw in the
mirror in her room she was bending over and her
was touching the ground. That was exactly. So that's all
(11:42):
I thought of the whole time. But and you know,
and then she puts the goo on, you know, she
sprays the lube on Grandma. Story. So now you don't
think this woman has ever had somebody do that before,
Like I'm sure she has no, But I feel like
they do it on purpose, like they could have given
me anybody else. And I think they just do that
(12:03):
like that with this guy. I feel like I feel
like my wife was behind it. She's like, send the
hot curling because I want to see what happened. Did
you get excited? I didn't, I mean just for like
for a second, you know. But then I was able
to get my mind off of that, and so I was.
I was good the whole time, And no, she did not.
(12:23):
Where did you look? Did you look up at the ceiling?
Did you look close your eyes? I look straight ahead
most of the time. Then I looked at the screen
for a second and it was it made that. You know,
the noise when you're pregnant and they give you a
sonogram and you're the heartbeat, it made that sound. I said,
Am I pregnant? Said no, no, ha ha ha, it's
just the blood passing through, you know. And I try
to make a joke or two, but it was just
(12:44):
it was very, very uncomfortable for me come here often.
But you know what insurance paid to have a ball
is played with. So say thank you. No, I did
not like. How did in? She just like, you're done
and then she said we're finished here. Um, you know,
put your clothes back on and I'll be right back.
So give you anything. What was wrong with it? Oh? Well,
I mean who cares about that? It was just basically
(13:06):
the hot Well I know because when I when my
doctor told me I had to get this. See when
I go to JFK Airport in terminal five, my left
ball always dips in the water when I'm sitting down.
Yeah you've said that before. You continue to go. Yes,
so the left I have what's called a var casil.
Nobody cares about this but everyone. I just wanted to
(13:29):
let you know that some hot radiologists was playing with
my balls over vacation while you guys were living it up.
Well oh wait, oh wait, can I say one more thing?
About Jake's vacase someone playing with the balls. Did he
up with an old woman? He went and got a
massage for like twenty bucks, like at some bootleg place,
(13:49):
and explain this math to me because he said that
there were three guys in the room but two masseuses.
I went for a full body massage, and I thought
it was going to be like a normal full body
massage where you have your own room. But we walked
down this hallway and every side is a different massage place,
and everyone's like massage, massage, massage, massage, passage. I'm like,
(14:10):
oh my god, where do we go? So we were
with our tour guy and he led us to this
place says his favorite, but he always gets a foot massage,
and my friend and I should have taken note from
that that we should have gotten a foot massage. But
we got a full body massage, and it was so
good that the next day my back was bruised from
how hard she was going. It was horrible. Did anyone
use the term lady boy? No, But she the way
(14:32):
that she was massaging, she would like get on top
of the table and mount me and then get on
the other side. It was just not joyable. There were
two massuses and three guys and everyone was touched the
entire time, he said. And by the way, he was
fully clothed. All yeah, I was wearing tacky shorts and
a T shirt and my friend. My friend said that
he was never actually touched with his skin. They would
(14:54):
only touch him with full power minute morning show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show, who watched Cookies from Singapore like that. I'm
not gonna do what's scary normally does, but I will.
(00:22):
I will say he spent a lot of money on those. Yeah,
those cookies are not cheat really And I knew he
wasn't gonna say it, but I thought I wud put
that out that they're expensive, like six bucks from Yeah.
Well here's the thing. Yeah, so sare Singapore the country.
It's a country, it's a city, it's an island, it's
all three and they really have everything that they do
(00:44):
their everything is important. So they don't do very much
there because everything has come to them from China. You know,
they were under British rule for a while that you know, Malaysia, India,
all that stuff. They have a lot of different influences.
In fact, they're known as is the Switzerland of the
East because they are culturally, ethnically and religiously neutral and everything.
(01:07):
So there's not a whole lot that they do inside
the country that's made there. This tin of cookies is
made there by a woman by the name of Janie Wong,
who we learned is a native to Singapore and her
name is Janice. Yeah, well, I guess she has some
lineage somewhere in China. Her last name is I think
(01:28):
Janice would be the Chinese. I didn't question the WoT
because there are a lot of people in China with
American names. To open your mind, Bertie, First of all,
isn't she from Singapore? She's from Singapore yet I'm saying so.
I just said Janie doesn't sound like a singapore I name.
She's a pastry chef and her work is featured and
(01:49):
she has a cafe in the National Museum because her
she does a lot with chocolate and things like that. Anyway,
she made these dark chocolate especial cookies which I was
passing around and they're going over like a lead balloon
right now. They're really good. Can I Yeah, Can I
ask a question about everyone's vacation because on the on
the Big Show, we obviously talked about all the good
stuff and like, oh, this was amazing, and this was amazing.
(02:11):
What was the worst part of everyone's vacation or the
biggest pain in the ass coming home? That'll do it?
And I experienced, maybe you should unplug you min till
you finish chewing those cookies. I was chewing those cookies.
(02:32):
Have you sorry? I went to uh I went to
Disney World with my family, and I discovered the worst
type of people ever to walk the face of the earth. Now,
if you think about it, like there's many people that
can be bad, We're talking not criminals, not people who
do harm, just people who have no mind for anyone
else out there except for themselves. Was it the people
(02:54):
that stand up as soon as the plane lands and
try to run pass everyone. Those are on the list.
It was the woman who gets on the plane and
puts her bag in the first bin even though her
seats all in the back. No, but I experienced that.
I experienced experienced that, which I explained. But line cutters adults,
full grown adults. People our age anyone over the age
(03:15):
of eighteen, cutting other adults as if we're still in
grammar grade school, acting like there's nothing wrong with it.
I didn't understand that, and to because no one has patience,
but because everybody needs the I I need it now.
But I discovered it after the After the first time,
you're like, okay, maybe maybe there's an exception to the rule,
(03:36):
all right, But after the fourth time, you go, Okay,
this is getting a little ridiculous. It's for four different
people doing the same exact storyline of gotta get up there,
gotta get the families, my mother is up there, gotta go,
gotta go happens at Disney all the time because it's
a family place, but it happens at amusement parts all
the time. But you know, but but you know, it's
just like the cops situation where if you're if you're
someone driving faster than you doesn't get pulled over, You're like,
(03:58):
where's the cops? So you start are driving faster. What
happens the cops show up. If I were to cut
the line, I feel like I would end up in
amusement park jazz. But I just I finally came to
terms those are the worst kind of people ever to
walk the face of the part of that is God. No,
I was just gonna say, like, you're their time is
more important than your time, exactly, no disregard, disregard for anyone.
(04:20):
It's the people that say like, oh, you can get
in front of me, like the let let people in.
Here's the thing, you're letting them get in front of you.
But you were also speaking for everyone on the line
behind you, because you're letting them get in front of everyone. Right,
So like those rope lines, people don't can I just
get in? I was on the line, but I had
to go to the bathroom. No, you're not getting back on.
(04:40):
You got off the law, right, you don't get back on,
and really you wouldn't let them back on if you.
And here's what else I don't like. Something specifically said,
I really have to go to back come back if
you see them right. But it's those people who like said,
oh I was on the line, but like where I
was already passed, so can I just get back on?
They're lying. What I don't like is when one person
and from the family of twelve gets on the line
(05:02):
and then then they got the right place. Holos and
Garrett's talking about the people that lie like all my
friends up there. It's the ones that get on like
from the side of the rope and they'll go, oh,
we're with him. No, no, you can't a let eleven
more people on because if I knew that, I wouldn't
have gotten on the line. I don't want your twelve
people get in front of me, get on the end
(05:22):
of the line. You can hold you can hold a
place for like your wife and your kid, like if
they went to the bathroom, but you cannot hold a
place for your entire cheerleading squad. Who set me? I
kind of agree with that, eleven people. It was. There
was a time we went to Disney and we were
Hollywood Studios and we're waiting again the Arrowsmith ride, and
(05:43):
the whole cheerleading team wanted to get on, like I
said no, but but you're not getting on. I'm sorry, Becky,
You're and your twelve friends and not getting on. So
made me start thinking about the other worst kinds of
people in the world next to line cutters. I mean,
it's something that should have been stopped when you were
in maybe seventh grade, eighth grade. The worst, I'll tell
(06:05):
you the worst kind of person our buddy Jake the producer.
So if you were going to bring a plus one
to a foreign country, you'd probably be pretty considered about
this plus one who you're gonna bring. Right, we went
to a place where coconut is a huge part of
their diet. Right, Jake brought a plus one who was
legitimately a bubble boy. This kid was allergic to pine nuts, almonds,
(06:29):
pretty much any type of nut, coconuts, chocolate, what else
you see? Allergic to all I heard you from the
other studio. You were you were playing in the other studio,
and I just happened to be listening. Yeah, so he
was allergic to everything, and somehow he made it through
the entire trip. Then on the flight home, he had
(06:50):
like set up ahead of time that he had the
nut free meal. They brought us both oatmeal and he's like, oh,
what's on it? And they're like, it's mango and whatever
has coconut shavings on top. And he's like, I can't
have coconut. So we made the entire trip and then
on the flight home he almost died. I'm just saying
home would bring that across the county, across the world,
(07:12):
not even the country across the world. Yeah he knew. Yeah,
I grew up with him, and like, the hugest part
of this this whole trip was food. One of the
things they were like, it's food. Everything is food based.
Singaporean cuisine is a huge part of all of this.
And here we come in every restaurant we go, this
idiot that every meal and don't get don't get snowflake
(07:35):
you were We're not saying don't bring people with allergies.
We're saying if we're saying, if someone's allergic to pears,
don't bring him to a pear factory. Yeah, that's what
and that's what this is like, because everything is based
on coconut in this country. I said to him beforehand,
I said, what do you eat when you're in different countries?
And he says, I don't really go to different countries
(07:56):
to the most. Right now, we're like, wow, Jake, Wow,
it's cool. He brought us EPI pens with him, and
we have a nurse practicer and an e M T exactly.
We were good. It's like, funk all y'all's vacation, my
Bubba boys coming. Oh yeah, because he really affected your vacation.
You guys on social media, scary Jake Gandhi, you made
the trip look fantastic, And I was following. This is
(08:17):
one of the first trips where I wasn't like looking
at something going I don't want to care about your vacation.
I really loved it. But what we got to me
was while you were gone, Seth Myers did a joke
about the airport, and he said. He showed the picture
of the largest indoor waterfall and he said, he said, yeah,
he goes here in New York. Here's what the waterfalls
look like. And he showed like a bathroom with the
ceiling leaking. So yeah, Changi Airport, which yeah, so I
(08:41):
was like, oh my god, that's the air My friends
are at tank airports like an amusement park in itself.
Don't have to leave the damn airport. You will miss
your flight because there's so many tractions and distractions. You're
not gonna you're getting to ten floor first of all,
ten floor mall, and then it's got all these freaking
news rides like for the kids' trampoline. I was at
the Miami Court. I was at the Miami Airport, which
(09:03):
was it's okay, I haven't done it, but I passed
Don Shula and I was like, that's what you guys
got theft And I gave him the finger for you
guys so bad. I was like, you guys are in
a better airport now, ye hae tweeting right, So we
(09:24):
all we all went away in different Yeah, go ahead, No,
I was gonna say Scotty wanted to add to the
vacation conversation, of course, and I was. I was gonna say,
since you know, we only got a few minutes left,
we'll all go around. Jake included in some vacation in
like five words. Okay, okay, go first on his vacation talkation,
(09:44):
what happened to you, buddy? Oh? Well, first of all,
I was here every day. That was my vacation. And
so last Tuesday I had to get an ultrasound on
what on my testicles? So that's what I did over
the vacation. What's I'm still I'm still waiting on the
on the results. But the thing is, and no, not yet.
(10:06):
But and I know that this is a cruel test
because you know, I walked into the office and I
was sitting there and had to check off the scrotal box.
So they knew that what, you know, what I was getting.
And there's like, you know, Harry Carmine and his you know,
medical thing, and then and then and then the other
you know, older woman, and of course who comes Scott,
Scott and I and the door opens and it's this
like twenty something beautiful radiologist hand. Yeah, and so she
(10:35):
so I'm like, oh my god, and you know, and
she takes me to the room and the lights are
damn and his music playing just like I'm not kidding,
Like it's a spa. So she gives me this paper
tablecloth and she says, you need to disrobe from the
waist down and I'll be right back. And I was like, okay,
so you know, I took everything off. I got up
on the table and I'm covering myself and she said, okay, now,
(10:57):
just you know, hold hold yourself in the paper and
I'm gonna play with your balls. My balls were hanging
out on the table and I'm holding with my other hand.
And you didn't lay down put your knees up. No,
I come, no, that's a different video. What you worried
you were going to get excited. That's my problem. So
so right off the bat, I'm like, I'm like, okay,
that time that I saw my grandma naked, I'm just
(11:19):
going to think of that the entire time. Dude, how
did you see grandma naked? It was it was a mistake.
We'll put the keys in the and I got the wrong. No,
it wasn't a key party. I was walking in her
house and she was changing, and I saw in the
mirror in her room she was bending over and her
was touching the ground. That was exactly. So that's all
(11:42):
I thought of the whole time. But and you know,
and then she puts the goo on, you know, she
sprays the lube on Grandma. Story. So now you don't
think this woman has ever had somebody do that before,
Like I'm sure she has no, But I feel like
they do it on purpose, like they could have given
me anybody else. And I think they just do that
(12:03):
like that with this guy. I feel like I feel
like my wife was behind it. She's like, send the
hot curling because I want to see what happened. Did
you get excited? I didn't, I mean just for like
for a second, you know. But then I was able
to get my mind off of that, and so I was.
I was good the whole time, And no, she did not.
(12:23):
Where did you look? Did you look up at the ceiling?
Did you look close your eyes? I look straight ahead
most of the time. Then I looked at the screen
for a second and it was it made that. You know,
the noise when you're pregnant and they give you a
sonogram and you're the heartbeat, it made that sound. I said,
Am I pregnant? Said no, no, ha ha ha, it's
just the blood passing through, you know. And I try
to make a joke or two, but it was just
(12:44):
it was very, very uncomfortable for me come here often.
But you know what insurance paid to have a ball
is played with. So say thank you. No, I did
not like. How did in? She just like, you're done
and then she said we're finished here. Um, you know,
put your clothes back on and I'll be right back.
So give you anything. What was wrong with it? Oh? Well,
I mean who cares about that? It was just basically
(13:06):
the hot Well I know because when I when my
doctor told me I had to get this. See when
I go to JFK Airport in terminal five, my left
ball always dips in the water when I'm sitting down.
Yeah you've said that before. You continue to go. Yes,
so the left I have what's called a var casil.
Nobody cares about this but everyone. I just wanted to
(13:29):
let you know that some hot radiologists was playing with
my balls over vacation while you guys were living it up.
Well oh wait, oh wait, can I say one more thing?
About Jake's vacase someone playing with the balls. Did he
up with an old woman? He went and got a
massage for like twenty bucks, like at some bootleg place,
(13:49):
and explain this math to me because he said that
there were three guys in the room but two masseuses.
I went for a full body massage, and I thought
it was going to be like a normal full body
massage where you have your own room. But we walked
down this hallway and every side is a different massage place,
and everyone's like massage, massage, massage, massage, passage. I'm like,
(14:10):
oh my god, where do we go? So we were
with our tour guy and he led us to this
place says his favorite, but he always gets a foot massage,
and my friend and I should have taken note from
that that we should have gotten a foot massage. But
we got a full body massage, and it was so
good that the next day my back was bruised from
how hard she was going. It was horrible. Did anyone
use the term lady boy? No, But she the way
(14:32):
that she was massaging, she would like get on top
of the table and mount me and then get on
the other side. It was just not joyable. There were
two massuses and three guys and everyone was touched the
entire time, he said. And by the way, he was
fully clothed. All yeah, I was wearing tacky shorts and
a T shirt and my friend. My friend said that
he was never actually touched with his skin. They would
(14:54):
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