April 10, 2019 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
first morning show? All right, I think based on the
conversation we just had, this is what we should do.
What do you want to talk about in your podcast?
This is what I want to talk about. And then
we'll go around the room and then we decide what
(00:24):
we want to talk about based on who has Why
don't we all just separate this into the fifteen minutes,
just like compartmentalized, and each one of us talk about
our thin for our moment. On the fifteen I'll start,
I want to know your same sex crush and mine
is every male member of the Avengers tag team. Yeah
(00:45):
all Rodd, Robert Downey Jr. Chris Hemsworth, you name it,
Chadwick Boseman, Chris Pratt. I mean, I know he's not
technically an Avenger, but as far as the movies go,
all of them, it's such wonderful casting. I don't know
why I'm so fatuated with all of them, and I
don't even know what I would Raccoon, Yeah, Bradley Cooper,
Oh my god, the rac Records. Don't forget cue the
(01:08):
Raccoon is my favorite. Dave Bautista, I mean, they're all fantastic.
I love them all. That's my And if you guys
have the same sex crush, I would like I'm picturing
you banging group right now? Does that feel good? Group?
I'm just gonna bring it back. I'm gonna bring it back.
Tom Welling from Small small Ville days. Google googogle Tom
(01:28):
Welling in his prime though, Google today, you gotta go
like ten years tom well Tom Welling. Now you know
what he plays on television? Yeah, he plays super Girl's
father on Supergirl, tom Stein Kane, Sorry, don't kill me
when I had a crush on that guy. Think I
have so many Sames crush sex crushes. So Lizza was
(01:50):
in Today and I loved her. Everything about her is awesome.
But then next to Lizza it would be Rihanna. I
can see that I love her. I think a lot
of been like Rihanna. Oh yeah, she's something about I
just I wanted to be my friend and then maybe
my girlfriend. I don't know because I'm not even into girls,
but maybe with Leanna I would. Daniel Jennifer Lopez's number
(02:12):
one on the list. But I have tons like Brody Knows,
I have done and most of them are Asian. G Yeah,
if I was a lesbian, I would have an Asian.
Her old desk used to be Lisa Ling Lucy, Lucy
louis so hot. Did you see her do that split
the other night when she's what she's forty nine years
old and I can't remember which show it was on,
(02:33):
but she does a full on split, Lucy, She's Angelina
Jolie Drew Barrymore. Watch diet. You might change her mind.
I really okay. I was just thinking one more that
I had on the list, and I can't remember who
it is, So come back to me. Did Brody go Brodi?
(02:55):
Did you go? No? No, they're going to forget about me.
But when you went on the list of men you're
hot for, it wan't n be time for me. Yeah,
there's really only just one, honestly until maybe two. I mean,
so if it's an older gentleman, then I would definitely
I would definitely want to be with Bruce Springsteen for sure,
Like that would be my man crush for sure. And
then if it's a younger guy, then I'm gonna go
(03:17):
with Charlie Huntum like that I kissing, I said, as
I said, can keep going? Wait right before the Charlie
Hunt thing. So we all went away to the Cartwright
Resorts not too long ago, and there was a gentleman
(03:37):
there and I Am not kidding you, t like busted
out his phone and he was like, hey, you looked
like Charlie Hunt. Take a picture. He was totally taking
video pictures of this dude. I was like, what is
going on? Yeah, dude, he had his hair pulled back
a little bit, like I was really digging on he
was filing it. Yeah. I was like, can I take
that suit jacket off you? Like I'm ready was dying
(04:00):
when it was happening, and now it's even funnier. That's
actually a great topic, like which celebrity are you so
attracted to that you will take the poor man's version
of that celebrity? There you go and Bruce, I mean,
Bruce is just a legend. He kept himself looking good.
He's got that rugged look to him still, Like I really, okay,
I forgot one more. Christina Aguilera in her dirty day.
(04:22):
I would have to call my husband because we would
tag team that. Okay, okay, alright, yes, there was no
reason to save me for last. I don't have I
don't I don't really say the game. You have to
have one. Not Robert Downey Jr. I knew you're a
huge Marvel fan. I don't want to have sex with men.
I'm I'm not into them. Non being honest with you're like, okay,
(04:46):
if you're asking me like like man crush, like to
hang out with, but like to do like to like
you you really want to be with Christina? Okay, Okay,
now I'm sick do But who would make you think
about it? Like even just think about it for a second. No,
I don't think about it. This is the worst people
want last I'm sorry you would Who would you like?
(05:10):
What guy do you find attractive? Like if you look
at it, that's a good looking guy. That's a good
look at Chris Hemsworth. Hemsworth is like his perfection is
thor But but here's the thing. If you want me
to play along and like play along, four is too
much of a man for me, Okay, I would probably
be more like Paul Rudd ant man Like Paul Rudd
(05:32):
is funny and harmless, and I feel like I could
man to man with him, like like on an equal
flame field, Like Chris Evans too much of a man
for me. Her first going to be the bottom. So
you're saying you want, like even even I want someone
to be like, can I wear your shirt? I'll wear
your shirt like I can't. I can't. I can't wear
Chris Hemsworth his shirt like Ripped with Paul Rudd. It
(05:53):
would be like Netflix and Chill. Legitimately, Paul Rod and
I would hang out watch comedies. I could get away
with that. I can see that. Plus his aunt, and
I'd feel superior him because he's small, I'd feel tall.
All right. I really like the way this conversation like that.
Who's next? So that was Nate's top that was my
That was Nate's topic, So I got here's my topic. Okay.
We got a text message that said, hey, give me
(06:14):
a ring. I can hold my own on the fifteen
minute morning show. This person wants to be put on
the spot dangerous. I dialed him up and here they
are who you are, and we agreed we we're gonna
do that. But that's my topics. He's better than you
when you lose your job. I get to do that topic. Alright,
So here's my topic. Hey, man or woman, what do
you have for us? Because you think that you could
hold your own, mad Actley, So what what prompted you
(06:40):
to text us? Um? I actually looked at the time.
I was like, oh my god, they're about to be recording.
Let me let me give him a ring about the
making a drive. I recognize the number when you guys
called me Chris Son. I had to sit that out immediately. Okay,
so you said you can hold your own on the
fifteen minute Morning show? Here you are you for us? Um?
(07:04):
You guys were talking about celebrities that you would you
would want to look up with same sex. I'll take
Ryan Reynolds or Blake Lively again, same sex, Blake Lively,
She's likely. It's got to be a woman because you're
a woman, unless you're a lesbian, in which case then
saying a man would count yea not not a lesian.
But they're both equally attractive. So Blake Lively. Yeah, what
(07:28):
is it about Blake Lively that you know it gets
you going? I don't know, she's I just feel like
she's naturally beautiful, Like, am I wrong? Well, that's funny
that you said that you don't know what it is,
because that's what I think about Robert Downey Jr. And
all of the evengers. I don't know what it is
about them. I'm just drawn to them, you like a
man in uniform. But right, would you do stuff to her?
(07:52):
Would you let her do stuff to you? Or both? Okay,
we don't need it really nine, but I don't know. Okay, Well,
I feel like I feel like you held your own Ashley.
I feel Okay, here's the true test. Here's the true test, Ashley.
(08:13):
You need to introduce the topic that we can carry
on for the next uh five and a half minutes.
So what do you got? Uh? Gandhi's painting? What's up
with it? Is she naming in it off somebody from Instagram?
Like suggestion or what? I think? Yeah, but we'll get
like thirty seconds. It's not as Ariana Grande says, thank you. Next, okay, Ashley, Ashley,
(08:41):
do you feel like you're a member of the family
now that you've been rased by us and included in
a conversation, will you listen more now? I mean I
was actually listening to the one where you're talking about
couches back from with you and Bethany and then your
pet nicknames. So yeah, I do kind of feel Yeah, Okay,
you've been in great shiated. Wait, okay, I have a topic.
(09:01):
Well that's not what, by the way, initiated. All right, Ashley,
since you're new and you can hold your own with
the show, why don't you critique all of us on
what we could do better about us? So Nate first,
(09:21):
So yeah, what what what annoys you about us on
the show? And what can we do to fix it? Yeah?
Go Actually no, nothing, seriously, nothing annoys me about you
guys on the show. There's got to be something. Who
should have more airtime? Bad answer should have more Sometimes
at like eleven eleven fifteen, I'm like, oh my god,
because I'm usually pretty caught up on the fifteen minute
(09:44):
morning show and the lifetime so I'm like, oh my god,
I can't wait to watching it or listen to a
new episode and sometimes it it won't be on there
until the next day or but that's it. No, No,
we want personal critiques. Yeah. Personal. I think Ashley's two
nice so great, actually actual nice, Thank you very much.
I don't think she held her on. I think okay,
(10:06):
I think the problem is she is holding her on
and it's distracting her. Alright, well, actually, thank you very much.
We're gonna put you on mute, but you can listen
to the rest of the fifteen minute mornings you're live.
That's your prize. Okay, thank you guys. Who's next topic?
I have a topic. I don't know if you're gonna
(10:29):
like this or not, but so I recently bought I
mentioned before and it's not a sponsor anything, but I
like this new wonder where I got from jockey, you know,
so instead of just getting like black or gray or white,
I got a design and Trish, my wife, she says,
where do you think you're wearing that? And I said,
who's gonna see it? But I think it's cool. Like
(10:50):
when I put this under her on, I like it.
I tell you how it makes you feel, if it
makes you feel good. So I'm wearing them right now.
I don't want to get gross. But if you guys
take a look, get them and just see. I'm not
trying to get sexual or anything, and let me know
what you think. And do you guys have underwear that
you wear to like feel confidently that is put on
the first thing I think every day is what keepar
(11:10):
of underwear? Am I wearing today? Every single day? So
I don't understand minor cat Okay, this is so stupid,
but Cat wim. I have Catwoman, wonder Woman, like superhero underwear,
do you So when I want to feel sexy, I'm
not even kidding you, I will put on my cat
Woman underwear and feel like I can take on the world,
or my super Woman underwear and feel like I'm taking
(11:32):
on the world. Today, I got my super Woman underwear.
And how cute do you feel when you're brawn underwear match? Yeah?
I love that. I don't get it. Her response again
was who's you know? Who do you think you are
wearing those underwear? Like? What does that even mean? I
don't get it. Alright, so this is not being sexual
or anything. Wait slowly look me in the eyes. Yeah,
I think this is definitely more of a female thing.
(11:59):
I'll the scene describe them a very deadly It's like
one of those three D paintings staring I'm looking for
the ship, the cattle open there. It's like reptile skin.
He stuffed his pants today, stuff anything. That's the way
it is. They make you feel good, then you should
like look at that booty. It's like says, who's going
(12:20):
to see those? You say? My coworkers. Alright, I like
I actually I like them jockey, right, yeah, jockey. I'm
telling you, I'm good, dude. I I don't know what
it is like When I was a kid, I wore jockey,
but they were like, you know, tidy white. They've come
a long way. They've come a long way. Yes, I
don't wear but anyway, so I want to know, do
you wear a pair? And now we found out the
(12:41):
Dan Yell and Gandhi. I want to, but I haven't
found a good enough place to get them from this
variety two where you go? That's my topic? Who is
nixt Speaking of underwear and seeing like seeing things in
the store. There's nothing more frustrating to me than being
in the store and they just the thing you want
and the color you want is on the mannequin and
(13:03):
nowhere else in the store because they sold out and
didn't update the mannequin. Happened to me at calls. Happening
to me a target, and Target was underwear and this
pair of blue and white striped underwear. I'm like, you
know what, I don't lose your West stripes. I really
like that underwear. So I went through all the spindles, right,
all the little all of hundreds of them, they don't
have them. This has been going on for two months now.
The mannequins still has the blue and white shore underwear
(13:24):
and they don't have them, and I've asked them, you
have to look. So they're all mixed. And then some
packages have three different colors. So I'm looking at an
angle to see if the blue and white or in
that package of three. And I don't wear the same
size as the mannequin man. I don't wear the same size.
You can't have mannequin body. Thanks, I fat shame in
son of a bitch. I've got a mannequin body. I
(13:48):
can wear that. This is how I can associate with
Brody because anytime I can't find my size in the rack,
I'm like, well, I know it's going to be on
the mannequet. Yeah, I do too. But what's funny is
in Miami the mannequins are more much more shaped like
me than they are up here. Up Here, they're all
real tall and skinny. Down there, they're a little shorter
with like a booty and boobs. Yeah, And I'm like, yes,
and Miami, I'll take it off. The mannequain up here,
I'm screwed. Yeah, so you know, I update your damn
(14:08):
mannequins and take those under put a post it note
that says sold out of the shirt, don't go looking
for it. Think a principle, not giving them money yet again,
your principles, Daniel, you have sca I brought home leftovers
from the restaurant. They were my leftovers. I put them
(14:29):
in the refrigerator, and my husband ate them out of
the refrigerator. He said, well, they're in the house. They're
fair game. I said, no, no, those were my leftovers.
I brought them from the restaurant. You did not. He said,
it's all in the same house. No, right, thank you.
Two day roll. You don't need it. By the second day,
I assume you're not going to eat it, and then
I eat it. My topic actually was fifteen minute morning
(14:59):
show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
first morning show? All right, I think based on the
conversation we just had, this is what we should do.
What do you want to talk about in your podcast?
This is what I want to talk about. And then
we'll go around the room and then we decide what
(00:24):
we want to talk about based on who has Why
don't we all just separate this into the fifteen minutes,
just like compartmentalized, and each one of us talk about
our thin for our moment. On the fifteen I'll start,
I want to know your same sex crush and mine
is every male member of the Avengers tag team. Yeah
(00:45):
all Rodd, Robert Downey Jr. Chris Hemsworth, you name it,
Chadwick Boseman, Chris Pratt. I mean, I know he's not
technically an Avenger, but as far as the movies go,
all of them, it's such wonderful casting. I don't know
why I'm so fatuated with all of them, and I
don't even know what I would Raccoon, Yeah, Bradley Cooper,
Oh my god, the rac Records. Don't forget cue the
(01:08):
Raccoon is my favorite. Dave Bautista, I mean, they're all fantastic.
I love them all. That's my And if you guys
have the same sex crush, I would like I'm picturing
you banging group right now? Does that feel good? Group?
I'm just gonna bring it back. I'm gonna bring it back.
Tom Welling from Small small Ville days. Google googogle Tom
(01:28):
Welling in his prime though, Google today, you gotta go
like ten years tom well Tom Welling. Now you know
what he plays on television? Yeah, he plays super Girl's
father on Supergirl, tom Stein Kane, Sorry, don't kill me
when I had a crush on that guy. Think I
have so many Sames crush sex crushes. So Lizza was
(01:50):
in Today and I loved her. Everything about her is awesome.
But then next to Lizza it would be Rihanna. I
can see that I love her. I think a lot
of been like Rihanna. Oh yeah, she's something about I
just I wanted to be my friend and then maybe
my girlfriend. I don't know because I'm not even into girls,
but maybe with Leanna I would. Daniel Jennifer Lopez's number
(02:12):
one on the list. But I have tons like Brody Knows,
I have done and most of them are Asian. G Yeah,
if I was a lesbian, I would have an Asian.
Her old desk used to be Lisa Ling Lucy, Lucy
louis so hot. Did you see her do that split
the other night when she's what she's forty nine years
old and I can't remember which show it was on,
(02:33):
but she does a full on split, Lucy, She's Angelina
Jolie Drew Barrymore. Watch diet. You might change her mind.
I really okay. I was just thinking one more that
I had on the list, and I can't remember who
it is, So come back to me. Did Brody go Brodi?
(02:55):
Did you go? No? No, they're going to forget about me.
But when you went on the list of men you're
hot for, it wan't n be time for me. Yeah,
there's really only just one, honestly until maybe two. I mean,
so if it's an older gentleman, then I would definitely
I would definitely want to be with Bruce Springsteen for sure,
Like that would be my man crush for sure. And
then if it's a younger guy, then I'm gonna go
(03:17):
with Charlie Huntum like that I kissing, I said, as
I said, can keep going? Wait right before the Charlie
Hunt thing. So we all went away to the Cartwright
Resorts not too long ago, and there was a gentleman
(03:37):
there and I Am not kidding you, t like busted
out his phone and he was like, hey, you looked
like Charlie Hunt. Take a picture. He was totally taking
video pictures of this dude. I was like, what is
going on? Yeah, dude, he had his hair pulled back
a little bit, like I was really digging on he
was filing it. Yeah. I was like, can I take
that suit jacket off you? Like I'm ready was dying
(04:00):
when it was happening, and now it's even funnier. That's
actually a great topic, like which celebrity are you so
attracted to that you will take the poor man's version
of that celebrity? There you go and Bruce, I mean,
Bruce is just a legend. He kept himself looking good.
He's got that rugged look to him still, Like I really, okay,
I forgot one more. Christina Aguilera in her dirty day.
(04:22):
I would have to call my husband because we would
tag team that. Okay, okay, alright, yes, there was no
reason to save me for last. I don't have I
don't I don't really say the game. You have to
have one. Not Robert Downey Jr. I knew you're a
huge Marvel fan. I don't want to have sex with men.
I'm I'm not into them. Non being honest with you're like, okay,
(04:46):
if you're asking me like like man crush, like to
hang out with, but like to do like to like
you you really want to be with Christina? Okay, Okay,
now I'm sick do But who would make you think
about it? Like even just think about it for a second. No,
I don't think about it. This is the worst people
want last I'm sorry you would Who would you like?
(05:10):
What guy do you find attractive? Like if you look
at it, that's a good looking guy. That's a good
look at Chris Hemsworth. Hemsworth is like his perfection is
thor But but here's the thing. If you want me
to play along and like play along, four is too
much of a man for me, Okay, I would probably
be more like Paul Rudd ant man Like Paul Rudd
(05:32):
is funny and harmless, and I feel like I could
man to man with him, like like on an equal
flame field, Like Chris Evans too much of a man
for me. Her first going to be the bottom. So
you're saying you want, like even even I want someone
to be like, can I wear your shirt? I'll wear
your shirt like I can't. I can't. I can't wear
Chris Hemsworth his shirt like Ripped with Paul Rudd. It
(05:53):
would be like Netflix and Chill. Legitimately, Paul Rod and
I would hang out watch comedies. I could get away
with that. I can see that. Plus his aunt, and
I'd feel superior him because he's small, I'd feel tall.
All right. I really like the way this conversation like that.
Who's next? So that was Nate's top that was my
That was Nate's topic, So I got here's my topic. Okay.
We got a text message that said, hey, give me
(06:14):
a ring. I can hold my own on the fifteen
minute morning show. This person wants to be put on
the spot dangerous. I dialed him up and here they
are who you are, and we agreed we we're gonna
do that. But that's my topics. He's better than you
when you lose your job. I get to do that topic. Alright,
So here's my topic. Hey, man or woman, what do
you have for us? Because you think that you could
hold your own, mad Actley, So what what prompted you
(06:40):
to text us? Um? I actually looked at the time.
I was like, oh my god, they're about to be recording.
Let me let me give him a ring about the
making a drive. I recognize the number when you guys
called me Chris Son. I had to sit that out immediately. Okay,
so you said you can hold your own on the
fifteen minute Morning show? Here you are you for us? Um?
(07:04):
You guys were talking about celebrities that you would you
would want to look up with same sex. I'll take
Ryan Reynolds or Blake Lively again, same sex, Blake Lively,
She's likely. It's got to be a woman because you're
a woman, unless you're a lesbian, in which case then
saying a man would count yea not not a lesian.
But they're both equally attractive. So Blake Lively. Yeah, what
(07:28):
is it about Blake Lively that you know it gets
you going? I don't know, she's I just feel like
she's naturally beautiful, Like, am I wrong? Well, that's funny
that you said that you don't know what it is,
because that's what I think about Robert Downey Jr. And
all of the evengers. I don't know what it is
about them. I'm just drawn to them, you like a
man in uniform. But right, would you do stuff to her?
(07:52):
Would you let her do stuff to you? Or both? Okay,
we don't need it really nine, but I don't know. Okay, Well,
I feel like I feel like you held your own Ashley.
I feel Okay, here's the true test. Here's the true test, Ashley.
(08:13):
You need to introduce the topic that we can carry
on for the next uh five and a half minutes.
So what do you got? Uh? Gandhi's painting? What's up
with it? Is she naming in it off somebody from Instagram?
Like suggestion or what? I think? Yeah, but we'll get
like thirty seconds. It's not as Ariana Grande says, thank you. Next, okay, Ashley, Ashley,
(08:41):
do you feel like you're a member of the family
now that you've been rased by us and included in
a conversation, will you listen more now? I mean I
was actually listening to the one where you're talking about
couches back from with you and Bethany and then your
pet nicknames. So yeah, I do kind of feel Yeah, Okay,
you've been in great shiated. Wait, okay, I have a topic.
(09:01):
Well that's not what, by the way, initiated. All right, Ashley,
since you're new and you can hold your own with
the show, why don't you critique all of us on
what we could do better about us? So Nate first,
(09:21):
So yeah, what what what annoys you about us on
the show? And what can we do to fix it? Yeah?
Go Actually no, nothing, seriously, nothing annoys me about you
guys on the show. There's got to be something. Who
should have more airtime? Bad answer should have more Sometimes
at like eleven eleven fifteen, I'm like, oh my god,
because I'm usually pretty caught up on the fifteen minute
(09:44):
morning show and the lifetime so I'm like, oh my god,
I can't wait to watching it or listen to a
new episode and sometimes it it won't be on there
until the next day or but that's it. No, No,
we want personal critiques. Yeah. Personal. I think Ashley's two
nice so great, actually actual nice, Thank you very much.
I don't think she held her on. I think okay,
(10:06):
I think the problem is she is holding her on
and it's distracting her. Alright, well, actually, thank you very much.
We're gonna put you on mute, but you can listen
to the rest of the fifteen minute mornings you're live.
That's your prize. Okay, thank you guys. Who's next topic?
I have a topic. I don't know if you're gonna
(10:29):
like this or not, but so I recently bought I
mentioned before and it's not a sponsor anything, but I
like this new wonder where I got from jockey, you know,
so instead of just getting like black or gray or white,
I got a design and Trish, my wife, she says,
where do you think you're wearing that? And I said,
who's gonna see it? But I think it's cool. Like
(10:50):
when I put this under her on, I like it.
I tell you how it makes you feel, if it
makes you feel good. So I'm wearing them right now.
I don't want to get gross. But if you guys
take a look, get them and just see. I'm not
trying to get sexual or anything, and let me know
what you think. And do you guys have underwear that
you wear to like feel confidently that is put on
the first thing I think every day is what keepar
(11:10):
of underwear? Am I wearing today? Every single day? So
I don't understand minor cat Okay, this is so stupid,
but Cat wim. I have Catwoman, wonder Woman, like superhero underwear,
do you So when I want to feel sexy, I'm
not even kidding you, I will put on my cat
Woman underwear and feel like I can take on the world,
or my super Woman underwear and feel like I'm taking
(11:32):
on the world. Today, I got my super Woman underwear.
And how cute do you feel when you're brawn underwear match? Yeah?
I love that. I don't get it. Her response again
was who's you know? Who do you think you are
wearing those underwear? Like? What does that even mean? I
don't get it. Alright, so this is not being sexual
or anything. Wait slowly look me in the eyes. Yeah,
I think this is definitely more of a female thing.
(11:59):
I'll the scene describe them a very deadly It's like
one of those three D paintings staring I'm looking for
the ship, the cattle open there. It's like reptile skin.
He stuffed his pants today, stuff anything. That's the way
it is. They make you feel good, then you should
like look at that booty. It's like says, who's going
(12:20):
to see those? You say? My coworkers. Alright, I like
I actually I like them jockey, right, yeah, jockey. I'm
telling you, I'm good, dude. I I don't know what
it is like When I was a kid, I wore jockey,
but they were like, you know, tidy white. They've come
a long way. They've come a long way. Yes, I
don't wear but anyway, so I want to know, do
you wear a pair? And now we found out the
(12:41):
Dan Yell and Gandhi. I want to, but I haven't
found a good enough place to get them from this
variety two where you go? That's my topic? Who is
nixt Speaking of underwear and seeing like seeing things in
the store. There's nothing more frustrating to me than being
in the store and they just the thing you want
and the color you want is on the mannequin and
(13:03):
nowhere else in the store because they sold out and
didn't update the mannequin. Happened to me at calls. Happening
to me a target, and Target was underwear and this
pair of blue and white striped underwear. I'm like, you
know what, I don't lose your West stripes. I really
like that underwear. So I went through all the spindles, right,
all the little all of hundreds of them, they don't
have them. This has been going on for two months now.
The mannequins still has the blue and white shore underwear
(13:24):
and they don't have them, and I've asked them, you
have to look. So they're all mixed. And then some
packages have three different colors. So I'm looking at an
angle to see if the blue and white or in
that package of three. And I don't wear the same
size as the mannequin man. I don't wear the same size.
You can't have mannequin body. Thanks, I fat shame in
son of a bitch. I've got a mannequin body. I
(13:48):
can wear that. This is how I can associate with
Brody because anytime I can't find my size in the rack,
I'm like, well, I know it's going to be on
the mannequet. Yeah, I do too. But what's funny is
in Miami the mannequins are more much more shaped like
me than they are up here. Up Here, they're all
real tall and skinny. Down there, they're a little shorter
with like a booty and boobs. Yeah, And I'm like, yes,
and Miami, I'll take it off. The mannequain up here,
I'm screwed. Yeah, so you know, I update your damn
(14:08):
mannequins and take those under put a post it note
that says sold out of the shirt, don't go looking
for it. Think a principle, not giving them money yet again,
your principles, Daniel, you have sca I brought home leftovers
from the restaurant. They were my leftovers. I put them
(14:29):
in the refrigerator, and my husband ate them out of
the refrigerator. He said, well, they're in the house. They're
fair game. I said, no, no, those were my leftovers.
I brought them from the restaurant. You did not. He said,
it's all in the same house. No, right, thank you.
Two day roll. You don't need it. By the second day,
I assume you're not going to eat it, and then
I eat it. My topic actually was fifteen minute morning
(14:59):
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