2 Truths and A Lie

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast present. Yeah,
I feel like it'll lead up some time every once

(00:23):
in a while. Listen, it's been a long week. I
think for a lot of people. Listen, it's oh no,
it's not Friday, nor thy man. Okay, that's exactly a
long And you're right, we don't do the podcast on Friday,
so this is technically our Friday podcast, even though it's
a Thursday. So I figured we would just do some

(00:45):
fun games around the room that would eat up some time.
I eat two truths and a lie. It's also a
great game to get to know your friends a little
bit better. Yeah, because the last time we did this,
I think we all had something that I actually didn't
know about Scary, I didn't know about Brody, I didn't
about Garrett, and now we have Gandhi in the mix. Yeah.
And I've never played this with you guys because I'm new,
so I get to learn all kinds of Oh well,

(01:07):
I think since you're the new person, you should go first. Okay,
So I'm just gonna tell you three things and then
you guys have to figure out which one is the lie, right, Okay,
So I have gone skydiving. I have gone swimming with sharks,
and I am on Tinder. Oh second ones a lie least,

(01:30):
that's my guess. Okay, you don't think I've gone some
one of the sharks. I think one or two. I
think the lie is you're on Tinder. Okay, the lie
is the skydiving. But you've gone with sharks, that's one.
And and how's gone because I I heard her say
it or I think it. But I'm very familiar with

(01:51):
social media and I've never seen skydiving pictures that I remember. Okay, okay,
I'll go scott diving. Yeah, you haven't gone Scott having
So the lie and all of it is that I'm
on Tinder oh anymore. I'm not on Tinder anymore. No,
but somebody is using my pictures and talking to people
because I get screenshots all the time of someone being
like am I talking to on dinner? I'm like, no,
I don't, don't talk to that person. Really. Yeah, you've

(02:14):
never been on Tinder. I have been. I am not
currently on Tinder. You currently on any other dating app? No? No,
how do you get into the dating world just by luck? Yeah?
I feel like everybody that I've met I've just met
in person at some point and doing the old school,
old school face to face in it. Yeah, I think
I'm still dating Mr. Six one seven, but I'm not
positive about it. So what was the talk to him?

(02:37):
The day he left for bootcamp? Was last time? Not
a peep? Since nobody's heard from I don't think you're
allowed to talk to them in boot camp. You're not supposedly. Yeah,
like if you like one phone call or something, it's
like prison. I told Dandie yesterday, I'm like, what are
you talking about? The man's gearing up to save the world,
and you're like, I haven't heard from him. Well, hello,

(02:57):
you can text me or something. I mean you have
to like just say yeah, what the hell? But yeah,
I have gone skydiving and I have gone swimming with sharks.
But the reason you don't see the pictures, Brodie, is
because when I jumped out of the plane, they said
they had a camera malfunction, so they have like three
pictures of me on the car. But I know that
there was no proof of it, so that's why I didn't.
I'll get the proof. And where'd you go swimming with
sharks in Mexico? Actually? And my sister is terrified of them,

(03:21):
but she jumped in the water with me because she
didn't want me to die alone. She said, Yeah, it
was fun. It was it a it was it a
like a planned swim with sharks planning. You could pay
to jump into this like tank with these sharks that
were pretty nice, docile sharks. Yeah, they made you old
one of them before and they showed you like, yes,
they're not going to bite you unless you go near

(03:41):
their mouth and then they're gonna bite you. It was
graz Yeah, it was really really cool. It was an
echo park called x Gray I think that's how you
say it. Okay, Yeah, it was awesome, highly recommended. Yeah.
I did a cage dive with sharks ones too. That
was way more terrifying. That was in Hawaii. Yeah, we're
learning all sorts of stuff. I've never swimmed. Some swam
with the shark's try it. It's shocking. You'll never get

(04:03):
back in the water again. But you're in a cage. Yeah.
But okay, So when we did the cage thing, it
was sitting on the top of the water. They didn't
submerge it all the way and it was really choppy,
so the water was like coming over the top a lot,
and I'm like, what's to keep a shark from coming
over the top and then being in the caves with us?
And they said nothing. I'm like, oh, guy, there's gotta

(04:25):
be a little risk to it, otherwise it's no fun.
It was definitely risky. And I said, also because there
were so many sharks around, I'm like, how do you
know if there are a lot of sharks in the
water or what's going on? And the guy said, well,
there's one way. You stick your finger in the water
and you taste it and if it tastes like salt.
There are sharks everywhere, so if you don't get your
finger back there was it one of those like weird
excursions that you sign up for on a beach on vacation,

(04:48):
kind of when I was in the Bahamas. Shady guy
that only takes cash. So I went on one of
these excursions in the Bahamas and the guys like, we're
going on a dolphin experience and that sounds pretty amazed
is a dolphin experience. So you get into this boat
and what they do is they go by an island
where the dolphins are actually in inside uh uh and

(05:10):
in capture where people pay to get inside there and
swim with the dolphins. But the boat slowly goes by
the outside of it and watches dolphins jump up, and
the guy goes there we go, there's a dolphins and
I can't yell for your view because the guy's working
off of a beach. It doesn't happen yet, so it's
like nothing ever happened. Ye, that's nice, alright, Uh scary,

(05:34):
You got it right, so you should go next? Okay, perfect, Um,
let's just go right for it. Let's okay, let's roll
up our sleeves. You can't say let's go for it
and then talk for thirty seconds. I want to answer
first because I think I've done this before and I
want god, okay, two minutes have gone by. Shut up, dick. Okay.

(05:56):
I've had sex with the prostitute. It's not good when
everyone laughs. Okay. I've been behind bars in jail okay,
and I've done cocaine. How about that. That's how you
play this? No, No, I want gone did to go first? Okay,

(06:18):
I'm gonna say you have. This is really tough because
I honestly don't believe you've done any of those things.
This is how you play this game. Yeah, I think
you have never done cocaine. That's the truth. You've done
cocaine once long ago. Was it in Miami? It was
years ago? Okay, okay, I was. It was actually a

(06:40):
bag of flower I was. I was like twenty two.
Good was that? Wait? Wait, so is anyone else gonna
what's the other one? Um? Okay, so you've done cocaine.
I'm going to guess then that you've never had sex
at the prostitute. What do you think, Brodie Garrett? And
I think you have had sex with a prostitute. You
just didn't pay for sex with the prostitute. That's not

(07:01):
a trick question. Okay, that was the second one. I've
been in jail, but I think you have been in jail. Yeah,
you don't get Kingston's house. Yeah, I think I know
this one. It's definitely the hooker. Yeah, you've been to
jail and you've done cocaine, so you haven't had sex
with a hooker. That was correct? Wow? Waits a follow

(07:23):
up question to the cocaine, So what what came first?
Cocaine or you having sex for the first time? Why
don't you take a guess cocaine. No, it's sex. That's
how we got the sex. You said, you're two. I

(07:45):
love your virginity after this one time cocaine. How are
you when you lost your virginity? Dear god, it was
the same year. Yeah, that was it down here, Automatic Slims,
wasn't it, Yes, Automatic slim years at the story we
walked by, he goes, I lost my virginity right there.
You lost your virginity at the club. It was was

(08:06):
Automatic is a bar, and it was you had sex
at a bar. It was it was a neighborhood bar,
and it was it was above the bar. You were
on the bar. No, it was it was it was
an apartment the girl lived or near the bar. I
don't know. I don't remember. I was foggy. It was
it was. No, that was that was a long time

(08:29):
thing in college and this was after Oh god, it
was my senior year of all of this. I was
just getting my job here for the first time. You
went all the way through college was never without ever
having sex, pretty much. I was in my senior year. Cool.
That was a crazy year of yours. All right, Yes,

(08:50):
I have been in jail, and I'll tell you that story.
Off the podcast. You broke into a house, I did,
but it was it was I was asked to do it,
and it was you're really splitting Harris here, but that's
like a hit man. Well, I was asked to do it,
and it was by somebody at the radio station, and
it was my third week working here. Wait, so all
this happened in the year. So you broke into a house,

(09:11):
you did drugs, and had sex. I was twenty years
old when I started working here. So in in life
your order, you went to jail, then you did cocaine,
and then you had sex. The Benjamin Butt Okay, what
a life you've lived. Wait, so who got that one? Right? Then? Carrott? Right,
all right, I'll do that. I'll be up next. So

(09:33):
I broke my arm twice in a year, gave up
a four year college scholarship, and I was born in
the back of a cab. He gave up a year scholarship.
I think you were born in the back of a cab.
I think the lie is that you were born in
the back of a cab. Back of a cab. I'm

(09:56):
gonna say the second one scholarship, gave up four years
college s ship. Well, uh, Gandhi is right and I
was not born in the back of the cab. Thing.
So I broke my arm twice. I was nine years old.
First time I was playing Ghostbusters with a bunch of
my friends wearing the Ghostbuster pack in the park and
ran too hard and tripped and fell on my arm.

(10:17):
And then a year later, almost two a year to
the date, I was playing basketball in c y O
basketball for for my grammar school and uh I got
run over, trucked and I did a backflip, landed on
the same arm. Arm broken twice in a year. It
was great. I learned how to play Nintendo sixty four
with my mouth. Now. Yes, Uh so I was a

(10:37):
very good swimmer in high school. Had the opportunity and
uh I was offered a four year college scholarship to
Roddy University. Uh sat down with the college coach freshman
year first day, told me what went into the the
program of my head would be under the water more
than it would be above water in college, and to me,
that just did not sound like a good time. So

(10:59):
he gave me. He gave me my my swim cap
with my name on it. It It looked all cool. Gave
me you know, my my jumpsuit, my warm up suit.
Gave me my my speedo and uh spent a lot
of money on it, and I just said thanks, but
no thanks. And then my parents wouldn't talk to me
for a very long time, and uh but yeah, had fun.
Damn all right, So Brody and I got that right.

(11:20):
So then it's Eastern, Okay. Before I was in radio,
a current late night talk show host called my house
and asked me to write for them. Called my home number.
Uh two, I got a fourteen seventy on my s
A T three. I've been in jail. M hmm. I

(11:40):
think the lie is that you were in jail. You
haven't been in jail, hasn't been in jail. I think
the first two of the truths. I thought you were
in jail though, because you were arrested. I think he
was in jail. I don't think so. I thought he wasn't.
I know that he was pulled over by a cop
for soliciting prostitution. That is not true, sain Um. I think,

(12:03):
just based on the way you worded those questions and
you said a current late night host, I'm gonna go
with that one being the lie. Okay, scary. I'm still
going with with jail. Yeah, I'll go with jail too, Okay,
ate us Bertie would totally be the guy who remembers
every digit of the S A T score. He definitely had,

(12:27):
and if he wasn't jail, he would talk his way out.
That's going to be the lie. Well, I got a
fourteen seventy one. Yeah, I think it's the Yeah, I
think it's the damn it, I'll say s a T score.
Bill Maher called my house and asked me to write
for him tree it. Uh what happened there, I'll get

(12:51):
back to that. In Maui, I was arrested for hitting
state property with a car and I spent an afternoon
behind jail, five bars in a jail cell. I've told
a few of you that story a number of times, scaring.
He was on cocaine and I did not get anywhere
close to fourteen aute, a minute a half. All right,

(13:16):
I'll go quick, I'll go quick. All right. Uh, funny enough,
I got a nine eighty on my p S A T,
which is your pre My first two girlfriends turned out
to be lesbians, and I started on the high school
basketball team. I'm gonna go with I'll go with basketball.
I'm going s A T P S A T. I'm

(13:38):
gonna go with basket. You get a thing, It's not
like ten points off right, Like it's like you no,
it would be that square. I think. I think, I
think you're bragging. You would have been a lot is
basketball because I know he's had the lesbian story. I
know that girl. That's what I'm saying, And that is
the line because if it was true, you would have
been mentioning for the past five years, seven years of
work and to be on strikes a nine seventy. I'm

(14:05):
gonna go basketball, all right? It is, well, you do
have a bad back college time? Did you played that card?
How you actually? I'm like, we would have known this
years ago. That's not good at this game? Cofine or
apparently I practiced that girlfriends turned out to be lesbian? Yeah,

(14:36):
it was a grade school. What didn't happen? They found
out he couldn't play basketball? All right? The guys stupid.
I'd rather go on with it. He got a nine seventy.
Talk to me when you hit a thousand, is your
crrent girl from gonna turn up to be a lesbian too?
Who do some blows the fifteen minute morning show