Nervous Habits and Glamours Things

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firms represents show Man. These fifteen minute morning shows, they
seem longer than fifteen minutes. We may go sixteen minutes today. Well,
welcome to the fifteen minute morning show podcast. Around the

(00:24):
table is Gandhi and Scary and Dave Brody and Garrett
and Danielle. Hi. Guys, it's me, Hello, you know the
other guy? You know? You guys host this thing. I've
been hosting all day and Mama's tire. First of all,
I see your your pen twirling over there, Elvis. You.
I have this nervous habit every pen that I have
with a cap on it, I bend the bendable piece

(00:46):
that's supposed to clip onto your backwards and then I
take the take it by that, the bend depart, and
I twirl it around like you're doing right now. Yeah,
That's what I do every pen. Then, every pen it
is a nervous, nervous think because I have so much
I have to get done today. It's like anxiety stress. Right, Yeah,
it's not. It's not bad stuff. It's good. It's good.

(01:07):
Don't you guys have a little nervous energy things you do?
I bite my nails. You bought you You bought your
nails big time, Garrett. It's almost to the point where
people have to smack my hand, right, Daniel, you have
shake my feet, my feet. My husband's always like, you
bounce your knee. Stop doing that. It's bad for your
circulation visit. I don't know. I think it's good for
your your husband always go where are you going? Because

(01:30):
because anybody that does that go with the rush. Where
are you going? That's the exact same thing that I do. Shake,
And weirdly enough, I trace my fingers with my thumb
when I'm nervous. I just like fiddle with my hands.
It's weird. Yeah, yeah, we all have that nervous energy.
Come on, Brodie, what do you do I find fault
with people? Yes, you do. Oh my god, he's nervous
all the living, living through life make so much sense,

(01:52):
not very much. So, yeah, I don't know. You noticed.
I know. Here's I'm very sensitive to pee bowl when
it comes to them being nervous very soon. I always
since I was a kid, my mom always said, you're
so sensitive. It's always knew when my mom was not feeling,
you know, great or I could always tell when someone
was in a bad way and I wanted to compensate

(02:14):
and try to help them and whatever the thing is, Um,
you've got to stop doing that after a while. You
have to leave people alone, just let them figure out
their own path. Sure, but I think that's also kind
of what makes you a good interviewer, is being able
to read the other person's energy and feed off of
it or help them. Really, you think. I think so.
You gotta know if somebody's nervous and then calm them
down as the one that's in charge. Yeah, here's the thing. Uh,

(02:36):
it can It can drive you a little a little
insane sometimes, but you're always so worried about other people
and what they're going through, and you forget to look
at yourself, Like, okay, enough of that about talk about something?
Can we talk about Gandhi? On my date with Ganties?
Talking about your date with Gandhi? You went to see
Dumbbo which it was amazing. You're gonna love it, You're
gonna laugh, you're gonna cry. What with with Dumbo? Are

(03:00):
with Gandhi? Okay? If we can go wherever she wants? No,
we did not ask my son was there? If you
got the second base with your son. That would be sick.
But did Gandhi get to second base with your son?
She did? Okay, first space, he said, He goes, I

(03:24):
never met Condy before. That was the first time. I
didn't even realize that them before. Yeah, but anyway, okay.
So she was running late for the movie and and
so I was texting her and I'm like, where are you?
They want to start on time. She's like, I'm on
the way. I have one stop left. So she finally
gets what I think is to the theater. She goes,

(03:45):
I'm there, I'm here, and then she's not anywhere. Nope.
So I text her and I go, where the hell
are you? And she was wondering around aimlessly, could not
find where she was going in New York. If I
was supposed to turn right yesterday, at every point I
was supposed to turn right, I turned left. I don't
know why. Little arrow on my Google Map was really
screw me over. Google Map never works in New York City.
That makes me feel better, all right. So you're a

(04:06):
little late to Dumbo to your date. So they're about
to start the movie. They actually started the movie, and
I go where are you? And she goes, okay, they're
just letting me in and in the back of the theater.
So now I'm like, okay, I saved her two seats
behind me with my coats on it, and I'm like,
how am I going to give her the signal? Because
everyone's watching the movie and there are people. He's like
text her, Okay, I'm gonna put my hand up quickly,

(04:27):
and that's in the middle of a dark theater. That's
going to tell you that I'm Your seats are right
behind me, so make your way over to where I am.
So I quickly my hand up. I'm like really quickly.
She saw got into her seat and it works. How
much of the movie did you miss? I missed like
seven to ten minutes. It wasn't it was just it
was she know what it was going on. Yeah. I
love how movie companies invite us to these films, but

(04:49):
they take your phone from you. Yeah, they didn't yesterday,
which I was the problem, okay, but they but they
always say do not they say one word about this film,
or we will find you and we will kill you.
I think we had to be quiet until this morning
at like nine am. I think we're okay. Now what
I thought was really interesting though, and I kind of
understand why these people did it, and I respect him
a little bit. But you know, you get to the

(05:11):
end of the theater or the end of the row,
and our seats were in the middle behind where Danielle was,
so we had to go through a few people. I understand.
I was late to the movie. Not one person moved
in the slightest, so I had to crawl over people.
And I'm sure so I was really like sexually harassing
everyone as I was over. Maybe that's why didn't move. Maybe,

(05:31):
but they went pissed her because she was late, right
they were trying to watch it. I know, not one
person moved. I was like, I'm not the skinny. I'm
not the skinny. That's why I said, every single person
walking about, I'm not the skinny. Move this is your
own fault. But that was the viewers, like it was.
It was like one of those media ones. So there
was so many people by themselves because they were with
their little pads and pens and writing down what they
thought of the movie and then they were going to

(05:53):
review it this morning, but themselves. Seriously, everyone applauded at
the end, so I don't know if it was the
case at your movie. I don't know how anyone nowadays
is late to a movie because hold on, girls, I
didn't say late to the time you're supposed to show up.
I'm saying late to the actual actual movie. I want
to see Captain Marvel a couple of weeks ago. Twenty

(06:14):
three minutes of previews, right, I don't think they had
previews now, That's what I'm saying. Outside of the previews
are twenty three minutes. I timed it. It It was like
a seven o'clock movie, was almost seven thirty. I think
by the time the movie started, Like, why get there?
And if you see two movies in a week, you
don't need to get there because you've already seen the previews.
Like it's it's out of control. How many previews though,

(06:35):
it's good to get tough before they turned the lights down? Yeah, well,
I like the previews, but don't tell me you missed
the beginning of the movie because you're like a half
hour late at that point. But a normal circumstances, even
though you got lost in New York with a phone
with GPS, It's going to the movies is an interesting thing.
It's like it's kind of a pain in the ask
to go. You know, you have to park or you
have to find a way to get there. Then you
have to get a seat, and they just sit there

(06:55):
and wait for the movie to start. And then once
the movie is going, you're like, God, why don't we
come see more movies? It really is great, but we
have this block against wanting to have to figure out
how to get there and make it happen. So I'm
a bit of a movie snob. Um. I have to
see movies and it's it's finest form possible in the
best picture quality. So I will search for the theater

(07:17):
that is showing the film in like three D Imax.
But there are these others. There's don't be this. They
literally have like a four D thing now and this
real this, real D three D. There's literally like five
or six different ways you could see a film. Do
you know how they how they how they differ? Yes,
because I read it. I have a guide Because you
say you're a movie snob, but you're not really knowing

(07:39):
what you're talking about. Real d's like the best four
D or three D really does. So when start the
most recent Star Wars came out. I drove to Norwalk,
Connecticut on a Saturday night because at that point the
film had come and gone on in most theaters and

(08:01):
they were only showing it in regular two dimensional regular
Standard format, so I had to travel all the way
to North Connecticut to see it in three D. I
Ma's captain FAsMA, who hurt you? He doesn't even like
Star Wars. Why do you do this to yourself? Because
he likes to talk about the fact he saw a
movie in seventeen D in Connecticut, Connectic The more the better,

(08:25):
I don't know. It's victory sip. That's why I'm a
snob in that way. But try and see a film
and it's in the in the you can get no offense.
But I'm about to offend you say that you're you
don't you're a snob that way, but you're a snob
for things for the wrong reasons. I'm not a movie
buff id when it comes to movies and clothing and

(08:47):
clubs and restaurants. You only like to partake of what's
latest and greatest because you can say you took your part,
took of that. You know a difference. They will know
what I'm talking about, even go to the movies the
way like Star Wars when we go to the movie bragging, right,
But when I do, I want to see the highest format,
in the highest definition possible. I want to make sure

(09:09):
I have the finest experience. He what about the v
I P Packets of Firefest any To be honest, I
think he didn't. He just hasn't told us. Oh yeah,
we saw him posing with the Magneice's card even though
he told us no. I would never do that because
he never activated that thing. You do you love and
I'm not saying that there's anything wrong with it, but
you do love being able to brag about doing the

(09:32):
best of the best. There's nothing wrong with treating yourself
because you deserve it. You you're single, you don't have
to pay for kids. You don't want to pay for
a life of the family. I have a pension for
living the lux life if I can, if I can glamorous,
I'm like the exact opposite. And you can ask Danielle
because she is my backup. At the I Heart Radio
Music Awards, I got a jumper and it was six

(09:53):
dollars and it looks fabulous, looks fabulous. I got some
many compliments but I left the tag because I knew
nobody was going to believe me. And I'm like, look,
it was six and I showed. She was showing like
everyone watch by she shows j loo her pretty much
because people are like, oh my god, where'd you get
that jumper? I'm like, funny, Charlotte us going to business

(10:14):
six dollars and great, say you can look good and
not have to spend a lot. It's so funny how
you can you can brag about something you spent way
too much on at the same time you can brag
about something you spent nothing on. Danielle does that, and well,
can I go, Danielle like that coach? Yeah, I got
it for four dollars because I'm proud. I'm proud that
I am a bargain shopper up. I love to shop,

(10:35):
but I have to admit that three dollars find great deals.
This this blazer today that on clearance in north Strom.
I think it was teo much blazer. You'll quite got
play of compliments. If into a store and article of clothings,
if it spoke to me, I'll just buy it. I
won't look at price. It speaks to you. It usually
doesn't speak different speaks well, like for instance, like a

(10:59):
little example, Scarre, what's shirt are you wearing right now?
This is an Barbados I don't know Ted Baker. No
Scotch and soda. Scotch and soda. Yeah, Scotch and soda.
Retail price Scotch and soda is very expensive. They overcharged.
Scary called me yesterday and you want to get this
on sale? By the way, he wanted my opinion between
why would you have to say in the store, I

(11:20):
like the color. I want that, no matter what it is.
That must have been like two bucks already already ruined that.
David Scary called me yesterday and he wanted my opinion
on two snobby items. It's not important what they are. No,
it's important. I don't mention it. And it was like,
I get snobby item one or snobby item too. I've

(11:40):
always gotten snobby item one, but I'm thinking snobby item too.
He goes, can you look up reviews to me and
see which one gets better reviews and consumer reports? I said,
you know, snob the one. The snobby one has more
of a snob appealed to it. You. Yeah, it was cars.
It was two cars. He's choosing between and I said no, no, no, no,
So I said, so, I said, scary, you currently drive

(12:01):
a certain type of car that's more snob appeal, even
though the other car is a better car. Might be
switching brands. Yeah, I want to make sure that the
car I switched to has the same snob appeal of
the car I have now. I wanted to have the
same elite vibe. You want to be perceived as a
We don't have an opportunity to maybe switch cars, and
I may not. I may not be a BMW driver

(12:22):
after today. We don't know yet. I'm gonna go find out.
How are you doing a deal with? Is this a
sales thing? It's it's a lot of things. And he
was going to ask every personal question and he didn't
ask me about you. I don't know if I'm gonna
like it. I have to drive the damn thing first.
If I like it, I might swear. But he's like,
but that's a cool car, right, cool car? I go,

(12:42):
let's look up the ratings in the horsepower. No, I
don't care about that. Is it a cool You think
it's gonna cool video? Yeah, it's cool vide chicks. He
wants a cool car. Meanwhile, like the Star Wars movie,
he drives his car two days a month, and he's
obsessing over the cool car. He doesn't drive his car.
That that's the other thing. Well, as you know, some
people believe that you your car reflects truly who you

(13:04):
are and your penis. If I don't have a car,
what does that mean? If I don't have a car
because you don't need one, you're not You're not gonna
hang out with me. Of course I hang out with you.
I'll give you a ride, I pick you up, carp
hop in the back, and the cool penis car. Here's
some people can live with a car, some people can

(13:24):
live without a car. Scary has to have a car
because it's identifying fact where he says, here I am,
I'm the BMW driver. He tells people a kind of
car he has more than he actually drives the car.
I'm with you. There's nothing wrong with wanting a cool car.
You enjoy it, don't don't let anyone. But I'm also
a man of convenience. If it's more convenient to take

(13:47):
an uber than drive, I'm not gonna use I'm gonna
leave the car. We're nothing wrong with that. Oh, no,
one explanation all the car company, because I know what
he paid for his car. He gives him a lot
of money, which he's putting into Uber. Now, if Uber
were smart, they would start driving around with BM Dont scary?
They have that service to be the Uber black. What's that?

(14:07):
A fancy like? Scary? Scary? You're you're you're a man
of convenience, but you're also a man of luxury. You
wait till listen Glitz your morning show. He's out radio
and Glitz. If Jim and Mary in the Morning get
velvet ropes, he's out of here. But Jim and Mary
sounds riveting, scary. We love you, you love you love

(14:33):
portraying yourself as a man who has access to luxury
and convenience. And there's nothing wrong with that. I don't know.
That's really not my m O. You know, yes it is.
Do we agree? That's exactly what I forget. Convenience to
luxury and convenience, convenience luxury for We love you. I

(14:54):
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