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March 21, 2019 15 mins

We tested out a trending topic today where you take your birthday and add Florida Man into Google. Plus, what name do you HATE to be called?

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast.
Firm Elvis Represents show what are my googling today? They
one of March Florida man is trending. Okay, So if
you google Florida man and your birthday the year, just

(00:26):
the mon mid day February three, okay, right, and look
at all like the crimes that were committed that you
tell us what crime was committed on on February three?
Of any doesn't metal. The whole basis is that the
craziest stories come out of Florida, which we talked about
every day. There's a crime. So Florida nine. So mine
is March. What is it? March twenty nine? So Florida

(00:48):
man March twenty nine. So this is what I got.
Florida man kills parents. I don't know. Hold on Florida.
There's a come I didn't put in the Florida man
killed parents, brother after being kicked out over theft of
thousand dollars, he sent a woman he met on a
porn site. By the way, is this a setup? I

(01:09):
had the three craziest fucking headlines for mine. Florida man
who had sex with dolphins says it was seduced. Hold on,
here's another one. They are horny animals. Squirrel attacks Florida man.
Rodent was raised by neighbor. This one said, Florida man

(01:29):
arrested after plotting to rape a three year old girl down.
You really had a sat That was one of those.
Bring it back up again with this one. Man and
two man and two women in relationship accused of well,

(01:50):
we're not strong readers. The words it cuts off and
click on it. I'm clicking on it and I'll do
mine while you're having January Florida man jan Florida man
thinks he's stealing painkillers, ends up with over the counter laxatives.
Florida man behind bars after stealing what he thought will
hide your code on pills, but which turned out to

(02:11):
be over the counter laxative. Is not powerful enough to
do anything. Oh here, here's that word. Florida man and
two women in relationship accused of incest. I'm December thirteen,
So I have two that are really interesting, one says
Florida man arrested accused of shoving woman to get egg rolls.
I appreciate that I don't know too deep into it.

(02:33):
And then the other one is Florida man comes home
to find dear destroying bathroom. Why why is it Florida man? Why?
Because because let's try, let's try. Everything happens in Florida.
The most crazy stories come out of Florida. Like I
was listening to a story from St. Augustine about two

(02:53):
days ago where a man went into Walmart and stole
the claw machine. Florida. I got another one on my
birthday January, Florida man jailed forty one days over two
grams of cocaine. Turns out it was just laundry detergent.
Oh my goodness, I remember that story. Yeah, says It
says he was arrested for having a huge amount of

(03:15):
white powdery substance in his van. First of all, don't
drive a van. That's my that's my advice, because it's
only yes he got off. You know what's funny, You're
right if you look up Florida man, it's all these
crazy stories. If you put in something like Kentucky man
and the same thing, here's the here's the headline, Kentucky
officer killed police searching for a man who fled. Yeah,

(03:35):
you're trying that. It doesn't work with other states. It
doesn't not as crazy. Florida's got that crazy. Everybody knows.
I mean again, I grew up in Florida, and we
know I've heard it myself. But I just want to
know why. What is it about Florida? Jan Florida man
digs an underground tunnel to attempt to rob a bank.

(03:56):
Thank you. A lot of stuff happened on my birthday Florida. Okay,
So I think that the reason that it's crazy in
Florida is, like, if you want the serious reason, I
think there's a lot of things. I think one, when
you have beautiful weather all the time, you don't really
have a sense of urgency to get things done, and
because of that, it affects all kinds of stuff. Now,
on top of that, you have all these older people
who moved down to Florida, and then they vote down

(04:17):
all the taxes, so the school system sucks. So you're
pushing out all these people without great educations. But they're
surrounded by people who have a lot of money. So
then what happens You get a lot of crime. So
it's a perfect storm. It's a perfect storm down there.
I love this. Also, there might be something in the water.
I'm not sure. I think it's the water, but part
of Florida Panhandles. It's like Jacksonville, Ocalaita, Tampa to Miami.

(04:44):
It's across the board Florida. I love it. I thought
crazy stuff happened in the Bronx where I live. Is
it one particular part of Florida? No? Is it the Panhandle?
Already said no? And uh and it's um Florida. I'm Shore's.
Oh god, that's a great show on MTV. They Dragged

(05:04):
the Shark. The people from the show like Dragged the
Shark and Florida. Also Florida Man. Hold on, hold on
another one. Man tells deputy he was speeding because he
was thirsty for PEPSI. Another one, another one. I think
if we just typed in the best Florida Man headlines,
we'll get some good ones. If you go on Twitter
and just look at Florida Man trending, you'll see all

(05:25):
everybody's stories best Florida man headlines. These are what let
me ask a question, what have I been googling that?
The ad that just popped up in big letters on
my on my account says it's time to put painful
sex to bed. Learn more only you only you know
mine isn't painful. Wanted to about just painfully uncomfortable. I'll

(05:48):
help you with that. Oh my god. Florida man headlines
are great. Florida man covers himself in ashes, says he's
a four year old Indian, crashes stolen car. Florida man
put a dragon lizard in his mouth, smacks people with it.
Now you're Florida. I just googled best Florida man headlines.

(06:10):
That one. I don't see him here my birthday again.
Man reportedly calls hundred times because he just wanted to
talk to somebody understandable. Florida fan steals four thousand dollars
worth of chicken and ribs. Florida man who says he
had sex with dolphins says it seduced him. Florida man
killed five gators eate them for Super Bowl dinner. It's

(06:31):
so ridiculous, Okay, I want to have to read this one.
Florida man robs Gainesville restaurant at fingerpoint. Charged with arm robbery.
He pulled out his finger gun and rubbed the place arm.
Oh wait, this is this might be the most disturbing,
and I apologize in advance February. You looking at no,
I don't want to hear. Florida man appears to vape
his friends ejaculate. Let's think about that. Show it up.

(07:01):
He collected the sample I don't know, and then had
to put it in a vape or did he his
friend did the thing and he just looked like he
was vaping it. I don't know. Heap. Maybe the guy
did the thing and the thing he was vaping it
from Florida. I'm going to find the video. Guys, how

(07:24):
good does that have to be? That's not a word
that we use enough. And I'm happy about it. Jack
you lit? Okay? Oh yeah? A Florida man allegedly vapes
his friends semen on video from the day. Let's see
the video. I'm gonna find it. If anyone else wants
to fill while I'm on video, I can't. And so

(07:45):
it answers the question could you do this anywhere or
else you can? But most of those stories was I'm
going to my birthday and West Virginia, go ahead, he's
gonna do it. He's gonna do it. I'm gonna wind
up on these days. Do not tempt him. West Virginia Man,

(08:08):
West Virginia. Man, how many times do you can say it?
Just do it? Okay? In the meantime, this is like
the Brooklyn this is this really happens. Here's a YouTube
video that purports to show a Florida man inhaling vapor
produced from a generous friends ejaculate. The clip went private
after that's a loadable. I will say this, They're much

(08:35):
more violent in West Virginia. I don't even want to
read this. The stories are much more violent, not the people,
the stories. By the way, there were a lot of
violence to Florida ones. We Garrett and I decided not
to read those. Yeah. He's like, why don't you have
any on yours? And I told him off off the
air and he goes, oh, okay, yeah, he's got some
brutal stuff happening. I can try this North Carolina man,

(08:55):
why why? Why? Just I'm just trying to do this
only works with Florida. Man, stopped trying to make it's
a phenomenon. Why do something in the middle. I'm trying
to make fetch work. It's not gonna work. Yeah. Sorry, sorry,
I mean sorry, Tony. Don't call me Tony. I'm not
a Tony. Tony Tony is the sort for Anthony. That

(09:16):
was my first screen name on America Online. I am
not a Tony at a O L dot com. Because
I'm not a Tony, I don't look like when you
get older, people are not going to call you Tony.
I correct. That is the one thing, really I could
correct people. My last name is scary. People have called
me skier, sheer a and I let it go. I
don't care. But will you call me Tony which is

(09:37):
short for Anthony? Is it? Um? Well? Most people don't
know my first name is really Anthony. Understand I'm not
but but you can't say anything negative about the name
Tony because your father's Tony. My father is Tony Jr.
No I'm I'm the third, but I'm Anthony. I've been Anthony,
I've never ever been until father upset that you may

(09:58):
not ever have a fourth like Anthony the fourth. If
you had a kid, would you name Anthony? Think he's
over at this point, But if you had a son,
would you name Macause I want to I want to
hear the word the fourth after I'm telling you. But
let me tell you, no one's gonna say the fourth though.
Name the kids then I'll tell you from from people
that I know that have named their kid the same

(10:18):
name of the dad did. Some of the kids have
forged their signatures on things and liked guy. Remember the
MasterCard phone tape where the guy's name was Bart as
far as name was Bart, and we called him up
and said that he signed for Uh, I wouldn't do
it Atlantic city trip in a new car MasterCard the
Bart MasterCard phone tap. So you you open up more

(10:38):
problems during adolescence, right, because if you have the same
the same name and your kid, you know, you know
how kids are. They take advantage. What about you, guys?
You Mada, Meda and Meda are fine. A lot of
people will say meta, meta, meta, all of that. I
have Like a lot of people think that we're really cool.
I'm gonna address you on a first name basis, and
then they call me meta and I want to push

(10:59):
him out of window. I do you think it's because
they can't pronounce it, so they just go with the
easier what they think. Right, But if you're going to
address me like we're friends, then you should know how
to say my name. Right. I knew you I was,
I've been friends with you where It was friends with
you for six years and I never called you by
your first name, so mentally I thought it was meta.

(11:21):
But only only when we've talked to you about working
here did you say what your first name was. I'm like, oh,
because you're always gandhi to me. Brodie's pet Peeve. His
first name is David. Someone calls him Dave. Yeah. I
don't like being called by fine. I just don't like
Dave and writing because there's no E in my name,
so it looks weird to me. Dave. No, I'm David,

(11:45):
Like when people tweet at me or like Instagram, like
my name is in my handle. If you have to
type at David Brody, then you shouldn't go hey, Dave
like it's otherwise. I No, I don't mind like nicknami stuff.
I just don't like seeing my name with an hey, asshole, right.
So I like Danny for me Danny because love Danny.

(12:09):
My dad called me Danny. To be honest, people would
call me Danny's make that proclamation right now, Danielle Danny Danny.
You're you're going to be known as Danielle slash Danny.
Go off. You can't change that. There's no like in
my name, but I like the way it spelled Danny.

(12:31):
What about you, Garrett? You get Gary, I get Gary
a lot. So yeah, well that's that's a whole another issue. Um,
but yeah, no, it's what's your name? Garrett? Oh Gary?
So people are so lazy they stop listening halfway through
my name where they don't hear there the writ they
hear Garrett, and then just assume that there's a lie there.

(12:53):
So it's it's always Gary, No Garrett, Gary, right, Garrett.
When I introduced myself for if using my last name only,
I'll say, hey, I'm scary, like security security security, I
just love, I love. Your name is not sc a
r y scary, it's scier ear ear. But people you
got hi my name is scary. You do look scary.

(13:14):
When I first met him, every single person, Oh that's scary.
That's really not nice that you let people say that
about you. I think the worst offense ever, And I
wish there wasn't a way to like find people are
just never right back to them. When somebody emails me,
you have emailed me, You see my name in the email,
and then they still spell it wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(13:38):
everyone goes it's g h A n DA. Did they
fix her name on the board yet, Yes, I think
they did. Yeah, why was it wrong on this? Oh? Yeah?
So and then we have an audio console with had
the microphones and under the microphone has a digital read
out of the person's name. So Gandhi's microphone. Well it's
spelled g A n d H. I that that's proper.
Why wasn't wrong? Oh yeah? When when she first started

(14:00):
said Gandolf, I would take Gandolf over g h A
and d. I. I just made a gandolff sounds badass?
Is a cool name? Change it? I like Gandhi too?
Was all right, we're not gandolf cool? Did you haven't?
Did you guys have names when you were kids that
you wanted to have like I did. I wanted my
name to be Katina Chataru. So I used to watch it.

(14:22):
I used to watch a cartoon. I used to watch
car in Japanese. I don't know, but I used to
watch a cartoon called the ThunderCats. Remember Taro was this
really cool, like um like lionist type of a thing.
And I'm like, oh, Taro, that's such a cool, badass.
And then one of my favorite teachers had the name
I think Katina, so I wanted to be Katina Chitaro

(14:43):
and my mother said no, I will start telling you
that Danny Danny Naro were I think we're all done here. Tony,
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