March 18, 2019 • 15 mins
Greg T called out Skeery for being an expert in pizza because he's from Brooklyn.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents show, Go ahead, Oh, I just started.
Whatever you want to do? Man, you had something? Yeah,
I know I do. I just didn't I thought maybe
like usually, Scary kind of introduced and goes, hey, what's up.
(00:26):
I wasn't in the mood today. All right, Well, I
shouldn't say that I got to step on your toes.
I'd be respectful. That was very nice of you. But
what Great Tea is trying to say is usually the
little small talk before he's right. I know, my Scary
introduced the room. Yeah, hey, it's the fifteen minute morning show.
I'm going around the room clockwise is Brody and Great
Tea and Garrett and Danielle. Hey, Nate's over there. That's right.
(00:48):
How you feeling today? I was feeling great. I can't
wait to hear this topic the Great Tea. Well, usually
it's just like usually if you guys have like a
recorded artist or something that like me and Garrett go
in another room by ourselves. We go, hey, Garrett, what's
going on? What's up to? I missed that that you're
speaking of that I missed the podcast the last three days.
What was what you guys talk about it. We've just
been doing whatever we do. Yeah, we just sit there
and go all right, Well you said you're hearing our
(01:09):
voice right now, then you obviously know that Elvis, Duran
and the and and the big members, they got something
going on. Just the two of us in closet here,
you guys talked about some great stuff. It was fun.
It's been great. But he had great teas, guns a
blaze and ready to go. Yeah, you didn't listen to
the fifteen minute morning show. You hear what it sounded like.
You're definitely it's quality. He's really good. He's not on.
It's so hey, Nate, Yes, you're from Pennsylvania. Like, that's
(01:33):
where you're from, Erie, Pennsylvania, Right, That's where I was born,
born and raised in Erie, Pennsylvania. Family still lives there,
some family a lot of a lot has moved out.
But you're from Pennsylvania. So then that means you must
know more about the Amish than anybody else, am I right?
All right, you're on here, but you must be an
(01:53):
expert on the Amish. Um Okay, I am not an
expert on the Amish. I do know some things about
Amish people. But I'm not from the part of Pennsylvania
that is stereotypical Amish country. Are Nate, fair enough, But
being from Pennsylvania, what would you say you are the
expert in from being from Pennsylvania, I really don't know
(02:16):
Pepperoni bull pepper Pepperoni balls. That's a very eerie thing.
It's just like dough with pepperoni, the fantastical pizza sausage. Right.
But as far as Amish people go, I do know
some things because there was an Amish community around where
I grew up. But I'm not Amish. You're from where exactly,
(02:38):
You're the whole. No, we can't talk to you just yet.
Oh it's right, that's right. We're gonna get that. Danielle.
You're from the Bronx. Yeah, so, I mean, gosh, the Bronx.
I mean, there isn't anything you don't know about the Yankees.
That everything, No, everything, right, I mean, you are an
expert when it comes to Yankees. I know a lot
about the Yankee team of but prior, Oh come on, no,
(03:03):
you know you know the Yankees. Great to see what
everybody's doing, though, I kind of know something you do,
not saying I know every Okay, Garrett, you're from Staten Island,
so that would make you an expert in I know
some things about the mom, but you're like an expert
when it comes to no. I didn't say that. I well,
(03:24):
if there was that, I kind of know something and knows.
So what's the point you're trying to make her Jersey?
I mean obviously when it comes to the Jersey Shore,
because from Jersey, I know the Jersey Shore. There isn't
anywhere in the Jersey Shore. I don't know about so
scary before and I am. I know I'm including YouTube
(03:46):
because you're just I don't speak to what he does though,
about what you're going to talk about, have an idea
where this is going. Okay, so there were there were
some people up here so scary, deduce themselves and goes Awford, Brooklyn.
There isn't anything I don't know about pizza. Pizza in Brooklyn. Pizza,
So Brodie, it's scary from Brooklyn. Then you guys must
(04:08):
know more about pizza than all of us. We must
be more. I know more about pizza than Nate who
just described sauce as pizza sauce as opposed to just
sauce exactly what else would you dip pepperoni rolls in
but sauce? But other than that, I don't I don't think. Well,
that's not you don't get a license to know more
about pizza. It's not. It's not a license. When you
(04:31):
grow up anywhere in the country. If you grow up
in Pittsburgh, you know erie, you know about pizza rolls, right,
if you're there's a regional food. People in the Midwest
might know more about corn dishes and things. People in
Wisconsin know about cheese curb. That's correct. So as as
someone from Brooklyn, I wouldn't say everything about pizza. But
when you eat it six days a week and there's
(04:53):
seven pizza places across the street from your house, I've
got a lot of good pizza in New Jersey, a
lot of people. That's what you couldn't possibly be, right. Uh.
The point is you grew up around whatever your culture is,
whatever you're exposed to. For us, it was pizza, all
different types of pizza, and we grew up in an
Italian neighborhood, so we were exposed to what we believe
is athletic pizza. And I don't calm to be just
(05:14):
make you a creature of habit. It doesn't make you
an expert because Josh wasn't born here, and Josh knows
more about pizza than anyone in this room did anyone?
Did anyone say that you had to be from Brooklyn.
He must know everything about rock and roll because he
must know. The converse isn't necessarily true. Just because okay,
(05:35):
taking it that's a terrible point from Cleveland doesn't to
take away the fact that we might know a lot
about pizza. You don't know. I didn't say you have
to be from Brooklyn. We said we happen to know
about pizza because we're from Brooklyn in a culture of
eating pizza. We didn't say everyone from bokn you could
be from Montana. And I didn't say I was an expert.
You asked me what I know about God. He isn't
(05:56):
hearing anybody else on this podcast. Elvis is I'm trying
to talk well from Texas. He must know everything about barbecue.
You're not understand he does claim to horses if you
could be from Montana and know everything about pizza or burgers,
because maybe you've sampled. So that doesn't mean you're not
discrediting a guy like Josh who knows about pizza. We're
(06:18):
just saying because, as Brodie said, we are exposed to it.
And if you're in a regional area like a New
Haven or Chicago, you probably know about a lot about pizza.
I would think people are more apt to ask someone
from Brooklyn about where to find good pizza then they
would ask Nate. Only if you're from Brooklyn, right, if
you Okay? I think I think people that textweet and
(06:40):
coming to New York they don't ask Nate where to
go for pizza when they come to New York. Well
they should because I know some good pizza places here,
you know. But here's the thing. Scary positioned himself as
the pizza expert based off and by the way, Brodie
did not. We are not the same person. So what
Scary did is he's more of an expert thing you, Yeah,
(07:00):
he's more well no, he said, he's from Brooklyn. Therefore
he made me an expert. Maybe you share the same
license as he does. You're both from Brooklyn. Maybe you
see who you're going with. You walked out there and
said Brooklyn that the person was trying to sell like
some kind of a sales thing, and he wants to
do the live read, so you make sure that he
(07:25):
still wears the badge. Brooklyn means pizza, and I admitted
that some of the best pizza I've had was where
this guy is from, in New Haven. And a lot
of people will be like, what people that live around
this area, the Tri state area, that's crazy, Brooklyn, Manhattan,
Staten Island, They've got the best pizza. There's no way
(07:47):
you could possibly tell me that new Haven. But I
can acknowledge it because I've tasted enough to know better. Sam,
who's Jewish, she must know everything about but she seals
rookla Right, that's all right, Well, let's turn this. Let's
(08:08):
turn good scary. Make a good pizza? Could you make
a good pizza? Okay's story. We may have squeezed all
of the juice out of that pizza, not the orange.
But he doesn't you guys, do you guys? Have you
guys know my friends? Spruce right, he's from Louisiana. If
I tell him I know good barbecue, he's gonna tell
me to shove it up my ass because he grew
(08:28):
up with real authentic barbecue pits. You know, you can't
tell people from the Carolinas you know barbecue. No, I'm
from North South Carolina. North You guys from Brooklyn, you
don't know barbecue. So there are people that take regional
uh importance and say that they know their thing. People
in California, no avocado pizza better than I do because
(08:49):
they eat it's pizza from Okay. So here. Let's turn
this then, because you've you've made being from somewhere making
you an instant expert once it actually are you an
expert on? I don't know that. It doesn't matter where
you're from getting people angry. I guess when it comes
to like, you know, um frat jokes, like fraternity stuff,
(09:11):
like I could pull pranks on all of you guys, Yes,
you were in a fraternity. Pizza always did every day
with prank. I was a pizza boy. I used to
deliver pizza. Actually had the thing on the top of
my car I delivered for. I delivered for American Pie
back in the day we had American Pie delivered. The
(09:33):
name discounts it as a good pizza place. All right, Garrett,
what do you consider yourself an expert on? If you
had to consider yourself an expert regardless of where you're
from or what your background. People think that they know
about it. Sneakers, actually yeah, I would assume that you
would think you wouldn't expert sneakers. Sneakers and swimming swimming?
Yeah you swim? Yeah, up until college I had a
(09:55):
full ride. Well, I can swim too. I mean I
don't really I was on the MC swim You have
a pool. It's not a blowpool, but I have. I
used to be on a swim team too. Have you
ever been in a pool it isn't round? What do
you mean? Square? Square pools? What about you? I don't
(10:17):
claim to be an expert on anything. I like that.
I I honestly don't think I'm an expert in any area.
I honestly couldn't think of something that really I am.
It's always I mean yeah, fashion, fashion and shoes maybe,
but not like I'm not like, oh my god, I
don't know every fashion designer's name out there, or every
shoe designer. I know a lot of shoe designers and
(10:38):
a lot of I'm not an expert in soccer. I
know a lot about probably know more about it than
I played soccer too. I don't know. I think I
know a lot about soccer, Nate, what about you? Houses?
Playground sets, analogies are awful. You should see my fake
(10:59):
fire place. It's amazing you can build. He can build
a good shed. You know, I'm kind of like Danielle.
I don't think I'm an expert in anything. I know
a lot about you know, tons of different things, but
not enough to be really considered an expert. Brodie, I
know it's considering yourself an expert. I bet you on
maybe selling stuff on eBay for free. Talked about you
(11:22):
this weekend. I said, I couldn't used you. Wait, it
wasn't here. You know Brodie has a book. You have
a book, Yes he does, but you know I know
you're Yeah, but Brodie in public with him took a ship.
Not nobody's going to read it. You have to go
back and listen to the fifteen minute Morning from Abot
two months ago. I'm joke here with him. He said
that I'm not famous enough, so no one's gonna buy
(11:43):
my book. That you can't sell a book unless you're famous.
So I went on the New York Times best seller
list and the top ten or nobody you'd never know,
and so his theories out the window. He's like, Elvis
can sell a book, but you can't. Okay, now you
know how this room works. Okay, I didn't quite say
it's not a book about pizza. So you let your
book out after Elvis is right, No, it's come out
(12:05):
the week before. I'm gonna say, please, you actually have
a book. I'm working on a book. Actually, why actually,
like you can't have a book? Why you said Actually,
Danyell knows the title. Everyone knows that this is a
podcast that's fantastic. It's called even is not even around?
That's I gotta you know, actually, you know, finish it,
(12:25):
but it's it's in the works. And with this we
came up a great tease title, great tea. Let me explain, Yeah,
please explain. Let me if if I could just talk
for a second. That's the second book I didn't say
what I said to by really quick, let me explain.
I just want to explain that I said Elvis is
writing a legit book. Notice the word legit. Le Well,
(12:49):
that's what he said, and that's not what I meant.
What he said. What I said to him was, you know,
like Elvis has got like a writer, and like he's
got to have a hard cover, hard copy, and it's
gonna be like is only gonna be digital? I mean,
but it's gonna like a Barnes and Noble and you
walk out, it's gonna be coast to call. He's been
in Barnes and Noble. He thinks every single book in
(13:10):
that giant store was written by a movie star or
a radio DJ, like somebody famous books, and they're written
by nobody. And I tried to help dig Greg Tea
out of his hole by saying what he really means
is Brody may not get an end cap unless he's
got like money. And no, that's not what he said. Yes,
(13:30):
I'm just trying to help you out, help you out
of your ditch. You know what, who's to say that,
bro he doesn't have marketing dollars to spend so he
can get big displays airports fan in here really be
displayed in hunch of news in an airports listen. I'm
excited inference, I'm excited to read Elvis's book. But Elvis
isn't known by every single American in this country. But
(13:53):
getting free dessert and saving money, everybody in this country
wants to do that. And the thing too, that you
have to take in consideration to is that the books
aren't always best sellers instantly, right, right, So Brodie's might
come out and people might buy it. Other people might
buy it, they might recommend it, and then all of
a sudden it's in the top ten books. Right. No,
but you know what I really meant was everybody could
(14:14):
write a book. You're right, everybody, we should have you write.
I want to write. You can't a boy, I've got
so many stories and he is when the fit hits
the shan wait until I retired. I'm writing a damn book.
But everybody, let me explain. Everybody's getting me the fan
because you can't sell a book in bonds and mobile
(14:36):
called when the ship it's the fans, It's best seller.
It's going to be the truth the stars on the words.
Is it gonna take you four chapters to get to
the point when I want to write it? That's how
chapter three I'll keop getting there getting Let me explod
Fetish The fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents show, Go ahead, Oh, I just started.
Whatever you want to do? Man, you had something? Yeah,
I know I do. I just didn't I thought maybe
like usually, Scary kind of introduced and goes, hey, what's up.
(00:26):
I wasn't in the mood today. All right, Well, I
shouldn't say that I got to step on your toes.
I'd be respectful. That was very nice of you. But
what Great Tea is trying to say is usually the
little small talk before he's right. I know, my Scary
introduced the room. Yeah, hey, it's the fifteen minute morning show.
I'm going around the room clockwise is Brody and Great
Tea and Garrett and Danielle. Hey, Nate's over there. That's right.
(00:48):
How you feeling today? I was feeling great. I can't
wait to hear this topic the Great Tea. Well, usually
it's just like usually if you guys have like a
recorded artist or something that like me and Garrett go
in another room by ourselves. We go, hey, Garrett, what's
going on? What's up to? I missed that that you're
speaking of that I missed the podcast the last three days.
What was what you guys talk about it. We've just
been doing whatever we do. Yeah, we just sit there
and go all right, Well you said you're hearing our
(01:09):
voice right now, then you obviously know that Elvis, Duran
and the and and the big members, they got something
going on. Just the two of us in closet here,
you guys talked about some great stuff. It was fun.
It's been great. But he had great teas, guns a
blaze and ready to go. Yeah, you didn't listen to
the fifteen minute morning show. You hear what it sounded like.
You're definitely it's quality. He's really good. He's not on.
It's so hey, Nate, Yes, you're from Pennsylvania. Like, that's
(01:33):
where you're from, Erie, Pennsylvania, Right, That's where I was born,
born and raised in Erie, Pennsylvania. Family still lives there,
some family a lot of a lot has moved out.
But you're from Pennsylvania. So then that means you must
know more about the Amish than anybody else, am I right?
All right, you're on here, but you must be an
(01:53):
expert on the Amish. Um Okay, I am not an
expert on the Amish. I do know some things about
Amish people. But I'm not from the part of Pennsylvania
that is stereotypical Amish country. Are Nate, fair enough, But
being from Pennsylvania, what would you say you are the
expert in from being from Pennsylvania, I really don't know
(02:16):
Pepperoni bull pepper Pepperoni balls. That's a very eerie thing.
It's just like dough with pepperoni, the fantastical pizza sausage. Right.
But as far as Amish people go, I do know
some things because there was an Amish community around where
I grew up. But I'm not Amish. You're from where exactly,
(02:38):
You're the whole. No, we can't talk to you just yet.
Oh it's right, that's right. We're gonna get that. Danielle.
You're from the Bronx. Yeah, so, I mean, gosh, the Bronx.
I mean, there isn't anything you don't know about the Yankees.
That everything, No, everything, right, I mean, you are an
expert when it comes to Yankees. I know a lot
about the Yankee team of but prior, Oh come on, no,
(03:03):
you know you know the Yankees. Great to see what
everybody's doing, though, I kind of know something you do,
not saying I know every Okay, Garrett, you're from Staten Island,
so that would make you an expert in I know
some things about the mom, but you're like an expert
when it comes to no. I didn't say that. I well,
(03:24):
if there was that, I kind of know something and knows.
So what's the point you're trying to make her Jersey?
I mean obviously when it comes to the Jersey Shore,
because from Jersey, I know the Jersey Shore. There isn't
anywhere in the Jersey Shore. I don't know about so
scary before and I am. I know I'm including YouTube
(03:46):
because you're just I don't speak to what he does though,
about what you're going to talk about, have an idea
where this is going. Okay, so there were there were
some people up here so scary, deduce themselves and goes Awford, Brooklyn.
There isn't anything I don't know about pizza. Pizza in Brooklyn. Pizza,
So Brodie, it's scary from Brooklyn. Then you guys must
(04:08):
know more about pizza than all of us. We must
be more. I know more about pizza than Nate who
just described sauce as pizza sauce as opposed to just
sauce exactly what else would you dip pepperoni rolls in
but sauce? But other than that, I don't I don't think. Well,
that's not you don't get a license to know more
about pizza. It's not. It's not a license. When you
(04:31):
grow up anywhere in the country. If you grow up
in Pittsburgh, you know erie, you know about pizza rolls, right,
if you're there's a regional food. People in the Midwest
might know more about corn dishes and things. People in
Wisconsin know about cheese curb. That's correct. So as as
someone from Brooklyn, I wouldn't say everything about pizza. But
when you eat it six days a week and there's
(04:53):
seven pizza places across the street from your house, I've
got a lot of good pizza in New Jersey, a
lot of people. That's what you couldn't possibly be, right. Uh.
The point is you grew up around whatever your culture is,
whatever you're exposed to. For us, it was pizza, all
different types of pizza, and we grew up in an
Italian neighborhood, so we were exposed to what we believe
is athletic pizza. And I don't calm to be just
(05:14):
make you a creature of habit. It doesn't make you
an expert because Josh wasn't born here, and Josh knows
more about pizza than anyone in this room did anyone?
Did anyone say that you had to be from Brooklyn.
He must know everything about rock and roll because he
must know. The converse isn't necessarily true. Just because okay,
(05:35):
taking it that's a terrible point from Cleveland doesn't to
take away the fact that we might know a lot
about pizza. You don't know. I didn't say you have
to be from Brooklyn. We said we happen to know
about pizza because we're from Brooklyn in a culture of
eating pizza. We didn't say everyone from bokn you could
be from Montana. And I didn't say I was an expert.
You asked me what I know about God. He isn't
(05:56):
hearing anybody else on this podcast. Elvis is I'm trying
to talk well from Texas. He must know everything about barbecue.
You're not understand he does claim to horses if you
could be from Montana and know everything about pizza or burgers,
because maybe you've sampled. So that doesn't mean you're not
discrediting a guy like Josh who knows about pizza. We're
(06:18):
just saying because, as Brodie said, we are exposed to it.
And if you're in a regional area like a New
Haven or Chicago, you probably know about a lot about pizza.
I would think people are more apt to ask someone
from Brooklyn about where to find good pizza then they
would ask Nate. Only if you're from Brooklyn, right, if
you Okay? I think I think people that textweet and
(06:40):
coming to New York they don't ask Nate where to
go for pizza when they come to New York. Well
they should because I know some good pizza places here,
you know. But here's the thing. Scary positioned himself as
the pizza expert based off and by the way, Brodie
did not. We are not the same person. So what
Scary did is he's more of an expert thing you, Yeah,
(07:00):
he's more well no, he said, he's from Brooklyn. Therefore
he made me an expert. Maybe you share the same
license as he does. You're both from Brooklyn. Maybe you
see who you're going with. You walked out there and
said Brooklyn that the person was trying to sell like
some kind of a sales thing, and he wants to
do the live read, so you make sure that he
(07:25):
still wears the badge. Brooklyn means pizza, and I admitted
that some of the best pizza I've had was where
this guy is from, in New Haven. And a lot
of people will be like, what people that live around
this area, the Tri state area, that's crazy, Brooklyn, Manhattan,
Staten Island, They've got the best pizza. There's no way
(07:47):
you could possibly tell me that new Haven. But I
can acknowledge it because I've tasted enough to know better. Sam,
who's Jewish, she must know everything about but she seals
rookla Right, that's all right, Well, let's turn this. Let's
(08:08):
turn good scary. Make a good pizza? Could you make
a good pizza? Okay's story. We may have squeezed all
of the juice out of that pizza, not the orange.
But he doesn't you guys, do you guys? Have you
guys know my friends? Spruce right, he's from Louisiana. If
I tell him I know good barbecue, he's gonna tell
me to shove it up my ass because he grew
(08:28):
up with real authentic barbecue pits. You know, you can't
tell people from the Carolinas you know barbecue. No, I'm
from North South Carolina. North You guys from Brooklyn, you
don't know barbecue. So there are people that take regional
uh importance and say that they know their thing. People
in California, no avocado pizza better than I do because
(08:49):
they eat it's pizza from Okay. So here. Let's turn
this then, because you've you've made being from somewhere making
you an instant expert once it actually are you an
expert on? I don't know that. It doesn't matter where
you're from getting people angry. I guess when it comes
to like, you know, um frat jokes, like fraternity stuff,
(09:11):
like I could pull pranks on all of you guys, Yes,
you were in a fraternity. Pizza always did every day
with prank. I was a pizza boy. I used to
deliver pizza. Actually had the thing on the top of
my car I delivered for. I delivered for American Pie
back in the day we had American Pie delivered. The
(09:33):
name discounts it as a good pizza place. All right, Garrett,
what do you consider yourself an expert on? If you
had to consider yourself an expert regardless of where you're
from or what your background. People think that they know
about it. Sneakers, actually yeah, I would assume that you
would think you wouldn't expert sneakers. Sneakers and swimming swimming?
Yeah you swim? Yeah, up until college I had a
(09:55):
full ride. Well, I can swim too. I mean I
don't really I was on the MC swim You have
a pool. It's not a blowpool, but I have. I
used to be on a swim team too. Have you
ever been in a pool it isn't round? What do
you mean? Square? Square pools? What about you? I don't
(10:17):
claim to be an expert on anything. I like that.
I I honestly don't think I'm an expert in any area.
I honestly couldn't think of something that really I am.
It's always I mean yeah, fashion, fashion and shoes maybe,
but not like I'm not like, oh my god, I
don't know every fashion designer's name out there, or every
shoe designer. I know a lot of shoe designers and
(10:38):
a lot of I'm not an expert in soccer. I
know a lot about probably know more about it than
I played soccer too. I don't know. I think I
know a lot about soccer, Nate, what about you? Houses?
Playground sets, analogies are awful. You should see my fake
(10:59):
fire place. It's amazing you can build. He can build
a good shed. You know, I'm kind of like Danielle.
I don't think I'm an expert in anything. I know
a lot about you know, tons of different things, but
not enough to be really considered an expert. Brodie, I
know it's considering yourself an expert. I bet you on
maybe selling stuff on eBay for free. Talked about you
(11:22):
this weekend. I said, I couldn't used you. Wait, it
wasn't here. You know Brodie has a book. You have
a book, Yes he does, but you know I know
you're Yeah, but Brodie in public with him took a ship.
Not nobody's going to read it. You have to go
back and listen to the fifteen minute Morning from Abot
two months ago. I'm joke here with him. He said
that I'm not famous enough, so no one's gonna buy
(11:43):
my book. That you can't sell a book unless you're famous.
So I went on the New York Times best seller
list and the top ten or nobody you'd never know,
and so his theories out the window. He's like, Elvis
can sell a book, but you can't. Okay, now you
know how this room works. Okay, I didn't quite say
it's not a book about pizza. So you let your
book out after Elvis is right, No, it's come out
(12:05):
the week before. I'm gonna say, please, you actually have
a book. I'm working on a book. Actually, why actually,
like you can't have a book? Why you said Actually,
Danyell knows the title. Everyone knows that this is a
podcast that's fantastic. It's called even is not even around?
That's I gotta you know, actually, you know, finish it,
(12:25):
but it's it's in the works. And with this we
came up a great tease title, great tea. Let me explain, Yeah,
please explain. Let me if if I could just talk
for a second. That's the second book I didn't say
what I said to by really quick, let me explain.
I just want to explain that I said Elvis is
writing a legit book. Notice the word legit. Le Well,
(12:49):
that's what he said, and that's not what I meant.
What he said. What I said to him was, you know,
like Elvis has got like a writer, and like he's
got to have a hard cover, hard copy, and it's
gonna be like is only gonna be digital? I mean,
but it's gonna like a Barnes and Noble and you
walk out, it's gonna be coast to call. He's been
in Barnes and Noble. He thinks every single book in
(13:10):
that giant store was written by a movie star or
a radio DJ, like somebody famous books, and they're written
by nobody. And I tried to help dig Greg Tea
out of his hole by saying what he really means
is Brody may not get an end cap unless he's
got like money. And no, that's not what he said. Yes,
(13:30):
I'm just trying to help you out, help you out
of your ditch. You know what, who's to say that,
bro he doesn't have marketing dollars to spend so he
can get big displays airports fan in here really be
displayed in hunch of news in an airports listen. I'm
excited inference, I'm excited to read Elvis's book. But Elvis
isn't known by every single American in this country. But
(13:53):
getting free dessert and saving money, everybody in this country
wants to do that. And the thing too, that you
have to take in consideration to is that the books
aren't always best sellers instantly, right, right, So Brodie's might
come out and people might buy it. Other people might
buy it, they might recommend it, and then all of
a sudden it's in the top ten books. Right. No,
but you know what I really meant was everybody could
(14:14):
write a book. You're right, everybody, we should have you write.
I want to write. You can't a boy, I've got
so many stories and he is when the fit hits
the shan wait until I retired. I'm writing a damn book.
But everybody, let me explain. Everybody's getting me the fan
because you can't sell a book in bonds and mobile
(14:36):
called when the ship it's the fans, It's best seller.
It's going to be the truth the stars on the words.
Is it gonna take you four chapters to get to
the point when I want to write it? That's how
chapter three I'll keop getting there getting Let me explod
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