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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One go for what would you talk about on your
on your podcast morning show? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
good evening, good afternoon, and good morning, depending upon what
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time you're listening to the fifteen minute Morning Show. I'm
Greg t over here while my boy, my boy, Garrett
is over there. Hey, were you about to say yourself again? Dude,
I'm so tired. I swear last night's big event was
so long and it took us to get up early
and come in and do the show. I'm so tired.
I haven't been this tired in such a long time. Garrett.
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It's weird that you normally are a trumper where you
can at least make it until you known twelve o'clock,
but you have hit this wall back at like seven
o'clock in the morning. That was a leg that was
a legitimate yawn. I'm you know how many people listening
right now started yawning because you just n like that.
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And you know what else, I'm starting to get a headache,
like in here, right in my eyes, in the middle
of my eyes. You drank last night, you stayed up late.
What do you expect that's called the hangover? My friend? No,
this is not a hangover, no me being No, it's
that I have lack of sleep, I think. So. My
my head is just booming because it needs to lay down,
needs to I need to close my eyes and like
sit in a room of darkness for a while. I
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need to go home, like right now. But I can't.
Dare too. Oh my god, dare I dare to leave
and go home? No? I can't. Well so um so Elvis,
Duran and Danielle and Gandhi. They're headed to the airport
right now as we speak, as Garry and I sit
here and do the fifteen minute morning show podcast, They're
headed to the airport. They're gonna fly into Los Angeles
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out to l a X and uh. Then they are
going to cover it live for us tomorrow on the
red carpet of the I Heart Radio two thousand nineteen
a War, which you can watch on Fox. So that'll
be kind of neat yep, And you can check them
out on the red carpet on I Heart Radio's Facebook. Now,
we're just talking about having a hangover. So you have
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a headache. Light sensitivity, Oh my god, light sensitivity, light sensitivity? Yes, Uh,
did you drink last night? I did drink last night
you stay up late. Uh yeah, we got like next
to no sleep. Ladies and gentlemen. That is called a
hangover is not dude, it is not a hangover I
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have not had. Are you gonna fights? Why are you
gonna find it? It's because I know you one of
those that like, I haven't done this in years? Haven't
done Everyone that says I haven't vomited, thrown up taking
a poop in years are just full of it. Yeah,
please put everyone listening to this to sleep, as the
side effects of this are people are yawning right now.
All right, let me hear you know the routine. I'm
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usually at my desk by around you know, quarter to
four in the morning. I'm at my desk. There's nobody
else here. Quarter to four, I'm there, and I start
to get some show prep for what I do here,
what we do together? We right, we It's not I
it's a week the five am pre morning show. So
we do a five am pre morning show here on
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our local radio stations one hundred and that rolls right
into the Elvis Duran Morning Show, which we start promptly
at six am in New York on East Coast time.
So you know I had to still get here. So
last night I didn't get back to Scary's apartment until
I guess around like eleven fifteen. Yeah, like leaning eleven thirty. Right.
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By the time I get undressed, clean myself up, brush
my teeth, do whatever I gotta do here, it comes
to the one you really like putting people to sleep
yawn bombs. By the time we finally got to sleep,
it's like, let's say midnight, right, then I gotta get
up at two am or two fifteen to get myself. No,
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actually I got up a two thirty, So I got
up a two thirty in the morning to at myself
ready to come back into work. How long does it
take for you, Gregg Tea to get ready? Because now
normally you wake up, you wake up that early. You
live far away. Yes, last night you you slept at
scariest place, which is arguably ten fifteen minute drive. He
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has a beautiful apartment on the waterfront. I look overlooking
New York City skyline. Now now to paint the picture.
You don't have to comb your hair right now, I
have no hair. You have a shaved head. Maybe brush
your teeth. Here comes another yawn. I do apologize if
you're sleeping at this point, Jake, what's up here? Jake
walked in and hit the mic. What you want mike number?
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Let Jake hit it and then push it up. Jake,
where are you at? There you at? You're at number five,
microphone number five. There we are. We're talking about great routine,
scary scary lives about ten minutes away from the radio station.
Fifteen minutes. Woke up at two o'clock. Yeah, for what well?
I liked because when you don't when you don't sleep
at your own house and you're sleeping at somebody else's place,
you kind of like, you know, you a little more
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time to kind of go, get yourself ready, go in
the shower. You have to repack my bag with all
my other clothes. So it takes me a while to
get out of the out of his apartment. It took you,
So you woke up just as early as you did
when you live far away. Yeah, I guess why does
it take you longer when you're at somebody else's place?
That because I'm not really familiar with the with the layout.
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I mean I am with his place square feet I know,
but I'm not familiar. I have I don't want to
forget anything. I don't want to forget my watch. I
don't want to forget my you know, my vape stick.
I got things all over the place. I don't want
to walk out with all my I make sure it's
all set. I want to know what you guys talked about,
because the story was that you guys hung out in
your underwear and T shirts. After you hung out in
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your T shirt and uh where or whatever after our event,
What did you guys talk about as you sit in
your underwear and T shirt? Well, we talked about. Uh.
Scary wants to know how I read, how I read?
Did my Twitter? So I was telling him about I
used Twitter as my mobile news paper now. So he's
very intrigued, very because he's doing right now what I
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used to do. He's trying to follow as many Elvis
Durin morning show listeners as he possibly can. So he's
following them with crazy. So now he's got like he's
following I don't know, close to sixteen people. Well because
he thinks like if you follow them, they will follow you.
That's not the case, but he's doing that. And then
he also does not use those three little buttons to say, like,
you know, no retweets or anything like that. So I
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tried to explain to him that I use Twitter from
my mobile newspaper. That's why I deleted everybody, and then
I only started following the things that I need, and
then Instagram I used to follow my friends and stuff.
So he's so he wanted me to tell him that.
So I'm leaning. I'm leaning on his door in my
underwear talking to him. Calls right now, Oh, yes, let's
do that spam calls. Hello, oh the Chinese lady. You
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won something? No, but I'm assuming you just want something?
Did I win anything? Yes? Your music behind it like that?
I don't know, but you know what I did here.
I heard that when you get those spam calls and
if you play with them, they're in your phone and
they're they're going over your information. That is that just
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that is just like when you go on spring break
and you have a drink and then you wake up
in a bathtub of ice and you're missing a kidney. Yes, yes,
I heard that when people start playing with the people
that call them like that, that they are already in
your phone doing stuff and they're like getting your information
on your phone before you even there's no way to
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be in the phone before you answer the phone, is
what you possibly do after the first that's an urban legend.
That's not an urban legend. Yes, it could possibly be
true that the moment you say hello and that that
you're just sitting there playing with the person that's calling
the legend, my friend, I just spit on you. Yes,
because you just wiped your face. You want to mask
across the room. You want to hear something crazy? Yes,
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go ahead, So Josh and I coastboard. Josh, we are
done with Twitter topic. Yeah, you're following people whatever? He
follows eleven thousand people by the scary does so. Josh
and I've been talking a lot about Disney World recently
because he's a huge fan of Disney World. Yes, I'm
not a huge fan of Disney World. Not once on
my phone. Haven't ever searched anything Disney, right, I've never
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searched anything Disney on Instagram whatever. The other day I
log onto Instagram, I go to search somebody, and you
know how, it comes up, suggested people you want to
search Disney Vacation Club comes up, the number one. It
all goes back and we've talked about this before that
you have your microphone turned on for Instagram, Twitter, Snapchat,
Facebook and everything like that. So even though they claim
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they're only using it as a marketing tool, are they listening?
Are they not listening? Who are they? Who are they?
A bunch of dudes a that that higher men in
black ye, men in black styles. So they're sitting in
a room and listening to everybody's conversation. Not computers, computers,
AI technology series, the series of the world are listening to.
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Do you go hey blah blah blah, Disney bla blah
blah blah blah, And then because they hear the keyword
Disney World, you get populated. That's crazy. So I believe
that you want that to be turned off. You just
got to turn off your microphone and then when you
want to make a stupid video you turn it back on.
What if you're having an argument with your wife at home,
do you do they hear that? And do they then
start sending you stuff about marriage counseling and divorces where
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you cheat on your getting as if you were to
go I want a divorce, that might be a trigger
word into why he's so tired. I don't know how'm
gonna be drive home. I swear to God, is this
one of those days where you pull over at the
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side of the road and you sleep at a truck stop.
I am so tired, and I'm so determined to get
home and getting get into my bed that I think
I might just trying to push the to it and
drive home as fast as I possibly can. But well,
it's because then if I had to stop every couple
of minutes, I'm never getting home. Now you're gonna get
ads for car inshurance lawyers on your phone and sleeping
remedies and me. Uh So, last night we went to
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our this great charity event, Cookies for Kids Cancer for
Kids with Chefs for Kids Cancer. Um, did you at
one point, because there was an auction where people were
bidding on things, did you at least feel like you
were a part of an elite group because you were
bidding on things. I was bidding, but I would bid bidding.
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But but did you feel powerful in the sense that
you raised your hand at any given point during the auction,
given it was at the beginning, so they would pass
over you very quick. I did not feel powerful because
I don't have that kind of money to spend. If
I had money to really blow, if I had like
ten thousand dollars or twenty thou dollars to just you know,
spend on whatever it was that they were auctioning off,
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then I would feel that power. But I didn't. I
felt so mall in that room. I felt so minute
like that that I don't make money like that that
I don't I don't have any investments. I'm not a
rich person in that fashion at all. It's crazy. Most most,
most of the that money raised could have put at
least two of these celebrities kids through college less. That's true.
That's true, that's true. I really, for real, I would
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love to know what it's like to have that much security,
where you have so much money and you can go
to a charity and just give it away. The thing is,
I'm not giving it a yeah, I'm not coming down
on it, by the way, I just want to make
sure that every understand I'm not coming down on that.
I want to be that rich where I can give
the money to charities as well. I want to do
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that like that doesn't bother me. I'm so happy that
people have money where they can do that. And help
people that really are need. I think it's terrific what
I'm saying. You hope I would like to be there, right,
I would like to make that kind of cash. You're
telling me you're not filthy rich. I am not filthy rich. No,
I do not make the money that people think that
we make around here. Is not the case. That is
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not the case. When was the last time that you
that you guys were in a room with that many
wealthy people. I don't go to that kind of place. Yeah, no,
I like I was telling you it was one of
those weird things, Jake, right, like, We're not supposed to
be here when I'm supposed to be I'm supposed to
be here. Yeah, I think we could put a lot
to rest. Easy question for great tea. Since you know,
everyone assumes you make so much money? Do you make?
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Do you make less than a million dollars? Come on, man,
we don't want to go through this. So if you've
made less than a million dollars, I'm not saying I'm
not getting down to a number. But I call my
money coming in from wherever I get. But I get
paid make less than a million dollars, Yes, I make
less than a million. So do you feel confident enough
to saying that you make a less where people assume
because I've heard you've made up words to five million dollars,
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that is not true. You can google me. I do
not make any of that kind of money and salary.
But that's what I did. He makes ten. I don't
email him help and I know that people you have
done that. People are so intrigued by radio people. They
want to know how much do radio people make. It's
like the one area where they have no idea what
a radio person haven't done. And the thing is that
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it is so it's so bizarre. It really is net worth?
What's great teas net worth? It's not even I don't
even know how where they get those numbers from? How
do they get your net worth? Wait? That literally comes
up as I search it. Your worth is over two
million dollars? But how do they get that number? Where
do they get net worth from? It says averages made
the salary of the radio host ranges between twenty three
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thousand and nine. Okay, that's wrong too, But where do
they get those numbers? What does net worth mean? That
means what internet? Like? If you were to combine every
penny that you're like stocks and things and everything. Aunt,
So if I own stocks, that's how much money I make?
Then also my help my home? Cars do no? Do cars?
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Do cars count if you lease them or you own them?
I don't know, but they probably the right because it's
not your money. That's correct, right, right right? You know,
Trish is coming up in a lot of the Google search. Wait,
you got a job in Lincoln, Nebraska. Never? Never, I
like Lincoln Nebraska. You were hired for a full time
radio job in Lincoln, Nebraska. It was never. You're not
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that's on me. I used to work as the announcer
for Member of the University of Minnesota, go for, says
Greg T. That's a different look. Whose pictures put that on?
Put that on Wikipedia? Sop man, Do you know if
you ask, if you ask Alexa who Greg Tea is?
If you say Alexa, who is Greg T? Then Alexa
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will tell you. She'll say, you know, Greg T is
a member of blah blah blah blah. I was very
shocked about that. What does does Siri know who you are?
I don't know, as Siri, who is Greg T? Here's
the contact in phote for Greg t Contecting Dude to
Show podcast and guys, I'm going to sleep done, I'm
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wake tomorrow. The fifteen minute morning show There we Go.
That's so fun.