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On on three to one hit it? What would you
talk about on your on your podcast? Ask himself? What
would you talk about on your arm on your podcast?
Firm show? You know it's a great question. What would
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you talk about if you had your own podcast? Right Garrett? Yes?
All right, guys, So listen up. You guys know the deal.
When Garrett and Greg T take over, it means one thing, Garrett,
what's it mean? It means, uh, people are doing more
important things. That's correct, That's correct. They are interviewing a
celeb and we are not a part of it. So
we bring you the fifty minute morning show podcast with
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great Tea and Garrett. I mean, we can we just
choose to do this instead. I got a funny feeling, Garrett.
One day you and I are gonna be bigger and
better and do things I got I can. I could
see clearly over the horizon that I could see something
happening with Greg T and Garrett down the road one day.
Are you like Mr Miyagi right now? Are you trying
to tell me to wax on? Wax off? I? I
could just feel it. I think that you know, when
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you stick to people together and they're always doing this
little thing and then all of a sudden something breaks
and then those two go on to do bigger and
better things. I'm just saying, Garrett, I think there could
be something on there, but we don't know what that's
going to be, and we don't know when. So you
know what, until then I give you the Greg T
and Garrett fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast. I like it right, So, um,
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you know when we get on here, when the fifteen
Minute Morning Show Podcast, we don't really know what to
talk about. They it's kind of like done last minute.
They kind of like look around the room and they go, hey,
go do it. It's the equivalent of you know, you
you're going to school, You're you're your loving life. You know,
you had a good night hanging out with friends the
last night. You sit down in your first period class
and the teachers like, all right, time for your your exam.
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What do you mean? What do you mean I have
an exam today? Or better yet, It's kind of like
you walk in after you studied for an exam and
you find out you have a substitute teacher and there's
no exam, and you're like, well, now what do I do? Well? Now,
what do I do, I guess. I guess that would
be like if you're a listener. So if you're a
listener coming into school expecting you know your teacher to
be there, and then us being the substitute teacher, we
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are the substitut teacher, which means, you know, chaos will
ensue that hopefully we want to make it chaos, yes,
because I like chaos, but maybe we should do it
like a controlled chaos, A right, control. I'm down with control.
KOs So therefore I ran back to my desk. Now,
we do have desks here at the Elvis Rand Morning Show.
We have a little room where we all sick. We
have like cubicle set aside. So I have a little
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desk at my you know, in my cubic I've never
had a desk, never once, never ever. That's right, you
don't have. But you have a studio. You have a
side studio really, but it's it's used by many other people,
so it's kind of like a like a joint workspace.
That's true. You know, even after we're done here, I
have to go in there and use a studio exactly,
So it's not even my studio, it's not your studio.
So so you don't have a space. I've I've learned
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from no, I've learned from our friends here, Scary Jones
that if you have a desk, because many people want
a desk, and that's you know, they're they're prerogative. People
will expect you to do things. Well, but that that
doesn't work for me. Nobody expects me to do a
damn thing here. Well, nobody expects me to do a problem. Well,
that's the whole other problem is I want to do things,
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but nobody expects me, so nobody asks me. But yeah,
that I've never had a desk. Okay, well it's a shame.
I don't think I'm missing on anything. It's just a storage.
It's more storage. I've I've never worked here without a desk.
I've always been given a desk. I guess that's where
your friends and you know, and you know what, My
desk has become storage. It has you know, I was
a um, I was a storage guy when I worked
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at a hardware store. And then I was another storage
guy when I worked at a cosmetics little store. He
worked at a cosmetics like make up. I call it cosmetics.
I mean it was it a makeup store. No, it
was you know, Bathroom body Works. So that's a cosmetic store.
I guess right. No, cosmetics is like stuff you put
on your body and your face. Well do you do that?
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You dot Bathroom body Works. They got a bunch of
things they're it's more like candles and soaps. No, they
have they have loopers, and they have they have lotions,
and they have um lip stocks the category of cosmetics.
But when you hear cosmetics, you automatically think, you know makeup.
So I was. I was a stock guy at both
of those places. So I've been used to build building
a stock room and my desk has become the morning
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show stock room. Well, no, it's not the morning shows.
Let's get that straight. Your your your desk is not
you guys. You guys give me stuff all the time.
You're you know you have at least used every single
item at least once in your career. That is at
your desk. What your desk looks like as if it's
as if you went into Mary Poppins bag. You know
how Mary Poppins can pull out anything. Problem is this
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is inside the bag. We are in your desk is
inside the bag, not the bag itself. Where it's self
contained and it looks clean. Example, you are, your desk
is what you would imagine. Everything is inside of Mary Poppins.
That is a great example. I'm not even kidding you.
I love that example. I can actually see that example.
That is a great example. It's like Mary Poppins bag.
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I love it, all right. So what I did is
I ran back to my desk and um, I pulled
out a bunch of prep that I've been working on
that we haven't gotten to. If you don't know, and
you'd like to know, there's something called the five five
Am Pre Morning Show, the five Am Pre Morning Show.
So locally here in New York in the Tri State area,
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Garrett and I host the five Am Pre Show. It's
from five Am until six am, and that's of course
when the Elvis Duran Morning Show takes stage and we
have our own show. It's a one hour show and
we do a lot of you know, we tell we
tell you what's gonna be on the show today, what
to expect, we tell you what you can go see
it Elvis during dot com and then we of course
do our own news stories. We take phone calls, we
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do we have a full fled show before the morning
show starts. So if you're not in the Tri State area,
you can listen to us on Sirius satellite radio channel
twelve or even on the I Heart Radio app. So
if you're up at that hour being like it's five
am New York time, so I don't know, or you're
at listening to it, it's whatever time you're at, Uh,
turn us on one hour before the Elvis during morning show,
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you can hear Garrett and I do the five am
pre show. Now, that is not the show that some
people get where they get these best of moments being
played back. That's a totally different thing. That's a totally
different thing. We much actually lie. You get it if
you're listening to XM twelve in the morning, or you're
listening to one hundred New York, or you just happened
to be listening to Z one hundred of the I
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Heart Radio app. That's right. So what we do is
we have some we have some prep. So some of
the prep that we haven't gotten to you today, Like
I wanted to say, I want to have like news stages, garrettly,
this is breaking news turn on on. So just imagine
that we just hit that like breaking news. Now, did
you know Garrett that there is a rock war going on?
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Rock war? Yeah, so we all know that Kiss is
doing their lest you were talking about like grantite No, no,
by the way, no one's another conversation. So, uh, you know,
Kiss they are doing a last a last minute tour
like this is there the last hurrah They're they're they're
traveling the world and they're gonna be playing their last tour.
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Share they're done after that, right, they are really done
at this? Well Nicki six, you know Nicki six is
so he does a podcast. He's from Motley Crewe and
Nikki six went out to go see the Kiss show.
Well what he noticed and he tweeted about it and
he says, man, our bodies aren't even cold yet. It
seems that Kiss stole the closing to Motley Cruise tour.
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So the way they did it was because they were
They went on their own goodbye tour as well. At
the end, they would all get on this platform and
the platform would lift them out across the crowd and
they would like say goodbye, but they would play like
a song, you know while they're on that platform together,
and then they would come back and then they would
so let's see the crowd while playing rock and roll
all night. Oh that's a kiss thing, right, So they
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would do that and then say goodbye to the crowd
and the lights would go off and they were done. Well,
we'll Kiss is doing the same thing. And he has
mirror pictures of the band Motley Crew and Kiss on
the same platform going out. So Kiss is on this thing,
this platform that goes out and they do rock and
roll all night and they say goodbye to the crowd.
That's how they do it. So they took that. So
there's a rock war on our hands. All right. I'll
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be on the the I don't know what's side I'm
gonna take, but I'll just keep my eyes out breaking news. Now,
imagine the actual news stations would do that, like the
news anchors are in charge of making their own sound
effects before they started. Um, Star Wars fans, listen up.
If you ever dreamt of holding your own lightsaber and
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dueling with a friend Garrett, you can do it. Have
you ever jumped of that? I think when I was
a kid. As I grow older, no, but if we're
talking real lightsaber, um, I would do it, only if
it is quote unquote real. Well there's is L E
D rings that make them light up. Is that real
enough for you? No? Still, that's that's like having that's
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having like a light flesh like fight, you know what
I mean. It is an official sport right now. It
is much more intense than you think. The country's fencing
Association in France, uh is to one is the ones
to thank for this. The lightsabers will be certified and
will use LED rings to light disabers. Some of these
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lightsabers are gonna be more expensive, the ones that are
gonna more expensive for the ones that are gonna rumble
when you actually turn it on. So you turn on,
it's gonna go and you're gonna feel it in your hands.
So that is becoming a real sport in France. Lightsaber
dueling real sport. Not even joking. There you go. Let's
see breaking news now. The world's most innovative countries. Do
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you know what they are? Garrett, No, it is not,
that is the funny thing. It is not the United
States of America. This is according to Bloomberg. So Bloomberg
does this, uh you know, innovative country lift every single
year for seven years. This is the seventh year, the
top two or three. Okay, it's based on research, development, spending,
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manufacturing capability, concentration of high tech, scientific and cultural organization.
All right, you ready number ten, I'll go quickly number ten,
France number nine, Japan number eight, the United States of
America number eight, number seven, Sweden number six, Singapore top five.
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Here we go Pop five. That is Israel at five,
Switzerland at four, top three, Finland at three, Germany at two,
and number one. You want to take a guess and
go for it? South Korea. South Korea is the world's
most innovative country. How about that? How about that? We
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should see we should have a like a like a
sound effect that goes. How about that? How about that?
You know what? We can do that? How about that?
But see, like you just did it, so there's no
way that there would be a sound effect. Well, I
would play it for myself as if you were playing it.
Like so, if I said, how about that, then I'd
play a sound effect that goes. How about that? How
about No, I get that, but I'm just saying, like
you want that. That's great. That's one of those things
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that you and I could talk about when it's all done.
So next time we do this, you have it, because
right now it just it means this is like one
of those like behind the curtain things. How about that. Um,
here's a guy topic for you. Do you go get petticures? No,
you don't. I have a friend that has been taking
jizitz j zits ju jitsu ju jitsu. How do you
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say it? Jew ZiT zoo And he's taking this and
his feet and his toes are starting to take a beating,
you know, because he's using a lot of his feet.
And so now he goes regularly for pedicures. And I
sat there and said, hmmm, I do like the pamper myself,
and I would not be afraid of going to get
a pedicure, but I don't make it part of my
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normal routine. So I'm asked, and you, Garrett, do you
think more men are going to get pedicures these days? Like?
How do you still think? Do you think it's a
real popular thing or do you think it's still not
as quite not quite as popular. I I don't think
you know, the masses are going out, you know, the
masses are not. But I think there's a good solid
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core number of guys that would go out and uh,
you know, have their have their guide day, you know.
And we're not talking about the type of guy day
Robert Craft would go. We're talking about actually going to
a reputable spa and get getting a manicure and pedicure
and probably a facial Do you know. I've heard a
lot of guys in the hallway talking about the Robber
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Craft thing, speaking of Robert Craft. News with Robert Craft. Um,
news about Robert Craft. So Robert Craft, the owner of
the Patriots busted and Um, I've heard a lot of
guys in the hallway talking about, what's the big deal?
So what he went to a spa and he and
he and he was doing this and doing that. He
had the spa girl. You know, do what due to him?
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What we imagine they did to him. You know, I
gotta say that is where men get a bad name,
That's where we become Neanderthals. But it's it's it's like
going it's not a spa, it's not a spot. But
if it's a spot, But but it's what they do
back behind the doors of the spot. No, it's not
like it's not like they pull a curtain and there's
a whole different spot. It's just a front. That's like
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thinking you're going into McDonald's and you walk into Burger King.
You know what I mean? It's I don't think McDonald's
burge you want to be associated with this guy? No, No,
But what I'm saying is it's it's not a spa.
So it's not like you're going in there and people
are going in there on the regular. People are going
in there for one thing and one thing only. They're
not going in there to get a back or foot massage.
That being said, how do you feel about men? And
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in the hallway where you might be working right now,
where people are like, what's the big deal? How do
you feel about that? What's your take on that? And
I want you to be honest, what's your take on
what's the big deal? So what he went and did whatever?
Who cares? Or what do you think? You know? I
because there are a lot of men there are, you
can't say there's not You've heard people always say what
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is the big deal? Now? I I think the fact
what he did is illegal, of course, correct, you know,
And I just think it's one of those weird things.
You feel bad because the news stories are saying that
he's lonely ever since his wife died. Um, but I
think at the end of the day, what he did
do is still illegal and and and what those women
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and girls have to go through just to get to
this country is just despicable. So I think what he
did was definitely wrong. I agree. I think that I
don't condone it. Thirty seconds, Um, I don't condone it.
And um, he's gonna have to pay for whatever he did,
you know, wrong and uh, he knows what he did.
We all know what he did. Um, so that does it.
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There you go. That is the fifteen Minute Morning Show
podcast and the music is about to come on. I
hope you guys enjoyed this. We did the best we could.
Until next time make more sounds. Could be tomorrow. We
are out of here, the end of breaking news down
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