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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Four. What would you talk about on your on your
podcast firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute Morning Show. Okay, that
was a nice little high that we got in here.
High not a high Hi and high h I g
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h Are you implying someone had weed in here? I
don't know. No, I was going to see the high
of having a golf Brooks kept gun. Yes, the number
two golfer in the world. So it's a fifteen minute
he's been number one. It fluctuates, well it's not number
one else that doesn't get but he's got three of
those trophies. I just love the fact that you know,
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everybody's like number two. Danielle like could pass him in
the street, no idea, no, no, no, no, no, no no,
that's not true. Dan Yell would pass him in the
street and think, who's that HoTT? But Gandhi and I
were like, why are all these people so excited? Who
is this week? No? The old guys in the building,
like Floss, Gandhi's he's here, Garrett's there, Danielle sitting over here,
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I'm scary sitting standing in front of and spitting into
Elvis's gold Mic. I feel like under a little pressure today.
You see the guy sitting on the side of the
glass listening in. Yes, that's that guy, Maddie. He's the
vice president of podcasting five Heart Media. And do you
feel like he's monitoring us? Are you getting canceled? But
he's got a notepair he's writing stuff down, so he's
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writing cancel. It's like when you when you go to
the doctor. He just walked in, curse. Well you're the VP.
I wrote open. Okay, Uh, Scary needs work. That's from
my whole career. Brodie's the real star. Thank you, Thank you,
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Mr vice president. Now we know it's Brodie and Scary,
not scary, and Brody paid him off. Normally, when the
doctor or the therapist does that and you ask him
what they wrote down, there know nothing. By the way,
talking there are radio shows will bring like the receptionist
in and say she's the president of the company. Make
it a bit. This gentleman is really the vice president
of podcasting for our art medium. That's not like a thing.
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I am a big effing deal. Thank you for that respect.
That's right. We have to talk to him later about
the Brooklyn Boys podcast and Walkers and Talkers and celebrity
buzz and if Danielle canceled the podcast that Danielle starts
a podcast, there's three and it's done. One of those.
Oh yeah, I'm coming for all of you with podcasts
this year. So okay, so we're talking about Brooks PPCo. Right,
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he just the golfer. He just walked in a little
while ago. He brought a piece of hardware. Is that
what you call it? Well, he was his trophy, one
of his three PG championship trophies. So it was funny.
So Alice went to go meet him and uh he said,
oh yeah, he goes yeah, this one else's just get
his own seat on the plane. He says, yeah, he
goes all three seats, meaning like he's got two others
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at home. Yeah, he made clear that he's one of three.
Times it couldn't have been nice. So yeah. Yeah. In fact,
speaking a podcast, he did any view for Froggies playing
through podcast his golf podcast. That's why I arranged that
form plug cross promotion. Matt's writing that down. I'm also
writing Golf Talk do something as the head of all podcasts.
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Why did these guys lose it the podcast awards? I
don't know, I mean, I don't know. I don't know.
Joe Rogan is pretty powerful. I got a lot of fans.
I don't know. The Brooklyn Boys podcast was up for
best Comedy Podcast in a very crowded field of podcast
heavy Look, let me just say they were in with
the heavy of the heavyweights, and I had nothing to
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do with who won. So I didn't even have a
seat until five minutes before. You're like the head of
all podcast and you had a very exclusive advent. Yeah,
by the time we got a seat, I ate all
the shrimp. Shrimp at the table. By the way, that
was some of the best shrimp I've ever had in shrimp.
We talked about that on the episode seven. It was
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good but judging event on the shrimp and that wins
a great events the radio podcast to be nominated. Hopefully, Yeah,
we'll get a nominated story that let me let me
tell the truth now, it was an honor to get
a free flight to Los Angeles and have our food
paid for. Do you not from your department who paid
for that? Any suggestions for them for next year on
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how to do better? And maybe when whoa WHOA hold on?
We're on the fifteen minute morning show. Why are we
encouraging the Brooklyn Boys old doncast and I want to
hold on. We can have the fifteen minute morning show nominated.
We're all on that. That's fine, but I like that
nominated by myself. And I'd love to do an aftershow
podcast award because there are a bunch of the company.
But you were the one of the first, if not,
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I think you're probably the first that I heart. Right, Yeah, yeah,
that's got that. Yeah, yeah, number one with a bullet. Nice. Now,
we were talking about celebrities who have like shaken us,
right Froggy was shaking. He was so excited, not shook us.
So who have you have you? Who have you met?
We meet everybody, but who have you met that threw
you a little bit? Oh that I've actually met who
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threw me off a little bit? I might have to
give that a second. But I know who will throw
me off if I meet him, and that is eminem
A k A Marshall Mathers. That is the one. I'll
lose my ship. Really, Yes, I love him so much
and he doesn't do interviews or talk to anyone. So
if it happened, I would be so happy, but I
know it never will. He did one interview with Yes
when we used to be in Jersey City, right on
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the water across the World Trade Center. He didn't want
to drive through the Holland Tunnel to get to where
we were in New Jersey at the time, so we
had to arrange a helicopter to fly him from Lower
Manhattan over the Hudson River. Who are nearby building A.
He had a helipad and then he came to the interview,
got back in helicopter, flew back to Nobody got to
talk to him except I think Cubby, who did afternoons
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for us. We know we interviewed him on the red
carpet at the MTV Video Music Awards when it was
at Radio City, and he was nice to participate in
being nice. I think it will just probably ruin all
my fantasies, but I want to meet him also. Jason Momoa,
you got you gotta hold on. I gave Gandhi the
opportunity to pretty much gave give Jason Momoa a piggyback,
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and she goes, no, I just want to better see
for the movie. Okay, you know why I was with Mr.
Six one seven. Mr was already piste off Stevens going
away to the Navy or wherever the hell he's going. Right,
And his name is not Jason Momoa, right, what is
it my boyfriend? It's a Garrett. But you've met justin Timberlake.
Who's your guy? But when you when you've met him,
do you like get like did you lose your issue?
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It was? It was jay Z when I met him
in I met him in a bathroom at a listening party,
and after we did a fist bump, I go, this
is pretty weird meeting you in here, and he goes, huh,
go alright, alright, okay jay Z song. Then when then
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when he came in here, it was brought up again
and he hands me hand sanitizer as if I didn't
wash my hands from two years prior to meeting him.
I had an awkward moment with jay Z. I met
him a few times. I can't even picture the two
of you in the room together. No, No, I've met
him a couple of times with Beyonce without not in
the bathroom though. So in two thousand nine, when Run
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This Town was a huge hit, I did a parody
version about the Yankees called Yankees Run This Town, and
we called his manager and said Hey, it's blown up
on ze hundred. Would you like to have Jay do
his own version of it? Because she's a big Yankee fan.
And he was like, Jay doesn't do parodies. That's being
en parodies. So I was like whatever, and the newspaper
articles started picking it up there playing at Yankee Stadium.
It really blew up. And so he came up here
to do an interview one of our radio stations down
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the hall. So I went to see him and I said, hey, Jay,
z uh, nice to see you again. I'm David Brody.
I'm the guy who wrote the Yankees Run This Town song.
And he said, hey, man, it's really good. Good job.
I said that's great. Hey can I film you saying
that so I could show my wife and my friends
and family. He went, Jay, don't do that. Yeah yeah, yeah,
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So just just no two thanks Jade and parodies videos.
Remember what people did the same thing. Pitple was here
and we wanted him to read them the Christmas Story.
So we always have before christ we have listeners. We
have the artists read the night before Christmas, and then
at the end, you know, we do the contest and
if the listener guesses it, you win a prize. Whatever, Well,
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people don't do that to Corny. For corn that is two.
That's exactly what he said, people don't do ship. He
wears the most medium pants I've ever seen in my
lot pants. Tell you what religion, he may tell you everything.
Did your geek out over? Now? Maybe next podcast we
should talk about the celebrities that turned us down for stuff,
because there's a bunch of celebrities who have turned us
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down for things that wouldn't you know. A couple of
people turned down parodies for me. They never had a
hit again. Not one of them will do that next episode.
And the most awkward interaction too. I was backstage at
I think Madison Square Garden to interview prints and they said,
first of all, all the lighting was purple. As they said,
they said, don't They thought that I was going to
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do the interview live right there, They're like, Prince doesn't
like anything pre recorded. You have to air this live.
So I was lying to Prince because I was going
to record it and played back. He didn't trust so
he walked in and I was like, I don't know,
should I bow? I said this to him. I go,
I think I should bow. He goes go ahead, So
I did, and then we sat down and we had
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a great conversation. But I was like, I'm sitting, I'm
talking to print. I'm talking to print. It was did
you save that footage? Do you have it? I don't know?
Did you wait? He's dead? Didn't Daniel, Let's talk about
bow for a second. How can you show us how
far down you bow? Like? Was it like a simple no?
He was sitting. He walked in and I was just like,
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should I bow? He goes, go ahead, and now did
you do the fake we're live? We're like three yes
here with Prince. He had no idea, and then we
edited and played it back. He was always scared because
he had bad experiences where took his words and ended
them to make him sound you know something else. He
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was not going to do that to you. After this podcast,
the other person was, this is so stupid, Clay Agin,
I hate you. I was back to I'm not even
with the biggest Clay for Clay, I hid behind somebody
because I was a nervous rector. I love you, an idiot,
I'm so stupid. I'm like, this is the dumbest ship ever.
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But that's what I did. Can I ask a question
the president President podcasting. You're in the bathroom with jay Z? Yes,
did you peak? No? No? Why not? They say it's
a pepsi bottle you put you put the one stall
away like the courtesy stall. You would not. You're full
of it. You're so cray to say that. There's no
way you would look over and look at jay Z
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without thinking, oh my god, he's gonna punch. Would said, yo, Jay,
is it a cold bottle? Everybody got like something. Everybody's
so easy all I would say it, I would do
would you look at I always look when there's a celebrity.
How many celebrities have you Ricky Martin, he's a big one.
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Well yeah, as far as like you're in the bathroom
Ricky Martin and you're telling about it, yeah, well yeah
it was. It was we were on the air, I
didn't warning show, and we went in and the stalls
are right there, and of course I took a little pick.
And then I came back on the air and I
was like, hey, guys, Ricky, you guys. So he was
more noodo. He's someone who would have a big dick
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because he's so nice and friendly and he's cocky. You
could tell cocky. I pe next to three celebrities and
you never looked. I looked at uh one of them
and one I couldn't. So I peed next to Harry
Styles from one direction, right, I peed next to Walter
Harry Styles. Hello, but no, but it was facing in
one direction. I peed next to Walter Cronkite, And that's
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the way. Was the newsman at a Broadway show and
I peed next to Uh, I peed next to I
peed next to Key for Sutherland, Uh and UH. I
gazed on that one. I peeked seem seem like wait,
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he wasted always So this is back when, a long
time ago, when I was single. It was at a
strip club in Manhattan, and he was he was wasted.
He was like, so when he went into the bathroom
and you're looking at another guy, I wasn't looking at
him like, I wasn't giving him. I gave him maybe
five dollars research Yeah, maybe left dance. He's famous. So
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he went. I went in the bathroom, and he came
in the bathroom after I did what. Yeah, he walked
in the bathroom after I did not came in the bathroom,
and then he went to the eurin next to me,
which is not bro code, bro code is you gotta
have a urinal between the two of you. Thank you.
He went right next to the urinal where I was,
and I was like, Keifer Sutherland, who at the time
I think was lost. Boys, was was huge back. He
had the long trench. Yeah, he had the mullet, you know,
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and he was wasted. So I was like, oh, I'm
not trying to make eye contact. Oh damn it was penis.
Yeah I didn't. It was like, oh damn his penis.
And then I put a dollar bill in his underwear. Scary, scary?
What about you when you never pished next to his? Okay,
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mine's boring minds bonno from you two. I would love
to meet this, to see him. Who have you met?
Who have you met that you've kind of at the time.
At the time, it was Madonna because it was my
first year working here, and it was Elvis and his
co host Elliott at the time, who now has his
own show on DC one oh one for all these
years used to be Elvis and Elliott in the morning
on Z one. Who knew anyway, So we went to
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visit Madonna um in addressing on tour backstage somewhere, and
I was in charge of what was called a digital
audio record. You were so scar I was shaking and
nervous because I had already fucked up the Spice Girls
interview the time before because I didn't record it. That
was that was when they call you stupid Spice. I
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was scary studies. So I went to see So So
I I double recorded her and to two hands to
digital recorders. And I was nervous. And all I had
to do was hold the microphone for Elvis and Elliott
and her and two microphones, and I had two devices,
and I was nervous as fun because at the time
Madonna was still in her So you had was you
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had to hold the microphones you and you had record button. Yeah,
well you hit the record, but you hit the record
button first and then on two different devices and hold
the microphones. Believe me, I was. I was so stressed.
But it turned out to be a good interview. I
plucked up an interview once and it didn't record outside
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