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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast? Fine,
Elvis represents morning show. Alright, birthday boy, take over birthday.
Don't you even eating the cake yet? But that's no nice.
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Kathleen told me, don't cut the cake. I gotta take
pictures for Instagram. Why are you not put the microphones?
Not working? Dude? I hear you? Yeah, yeah, headphones? Are
you Brodie? It's your birthday is supposed to be happy.
Are you going someplace special? Yeah? Going out to um
good hole? All right? Um? Can I ask everyone a question?
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When you're home sick and you're board, do you do
what I do and just buy something? Gary? Yes, you do.
I do not believe you're probably I want the guys
on this show, and Elvis, you're the worst buy a
lot of stuff. But when I'm home sick, it's I
don't get out of bed, so it is. Yeah, but
even so, I know you can do it on your phone.
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It's it's Jerry Springers, right, and uh, maybe maybe like
a movie on T and T, which I hate because
of commercials, but because I I watch Netflix, right, obviously
you know why I was doing that. And I was
binge watching some other stuff. But then I went and
I wanted a pair of Doc Martin's. I got my
first pair of Doc but while I was sick. But
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let thank you. But let me tell you that was
all my bolt, which I was very proud of myself.
But it's like, you get so bored, you get so
stir crazy. You're in the house all day long. You
don't know what to do with yourself. Did you have
crazy thoughts like like I'm going to do this and
it's something you would never do if you weren't sick,
But you're so bored at home that you're like, I'm
going to do it. Yeah, yeah, And then and then
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all of a sudden, everything is dirty. Oh my gosh,
I gotta go clean that. This is filthy. Let me
clean it. And then I'm like, sit down, just sit
down and stop doing stuff. It's crazy. And then you
look at the clock and only ten minutes when but
you're like, I played games on my phone to death.
If I can't move over do anything, every dumb game
I've ever gotten, I want to. I think I paid
like the ninety dollars for Loumosity for the year. I'm
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gonna build my brain. This will happen. Meanwhile, and then
have like fever up to death and I'm not playing
any of it. Go I'm playing. I play tune Blast
on my phone because I saw Ryan Reynolds play doing
in commercial and like that game looks nice. That work
They got right right. They paid him a buttload of
money to promote that, and and it worked. From you,
it did how much was it down? It free? But
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but they get you. It's like the freaking um, what
the hell is it? Think? Well, Fortnite? Oh my gosh,
so Fortnite is free, but then you gotta buy skins
any and then apparently once a month or something, it
starts over again. And there's certain guys that if you
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don't buy this skin now, he's going to be gone mom,
So I gotta get or whatever it is. It like,
what the hell I don't work for for Fortnite? It's
a life lesson. You're not going to care in six
months it is, But you're not my boys. It's fortnite. Yeah,
I'm telling no, But everyone says like, oh, this is
for little kids. I have thirty year old grown man
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friends who will stay home on the weekend's playing Fortnite's Yeah,
there's there's real like tournaments that go on for a
lot of money. There are professional video game leagues that
these guys are into. Ninja guy. Yeah, I know people
like that have retired from their jobs and they've gone
and they've just started to travel the world playing video
games trying to win you know, good money. You know,
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it's amazing. It's like people like Dante Dum which you
know my kids follow, and he gets paid to play
like Minecraft or the new version of this, and then
your kid wants it or you want it, and it's
amazing how these guys really do just get paid to
play video games. Lucky a lot of money. We get
paid to talk and say stupid but I don't but
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I'll tell you now, we don't make what I'm not saying.
You know. What I've also noticed, though, is that there
are so many other I don't I don't know how
you wanna put them into a group, but other uncome sports,
there's other sports where there's so many other professionals making money.
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Like not only is there a video game league, but
I've seen a league for um cornhole professional cornhole players
on ESPN plays right, And then also over the weekend
I saw professional they were motorbikes that were mounted on
skis and they raced in a like a circle or
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like obstacle course down a hill, down a mountain in
Colorado and Aspen. I sure do that. No, no, no no,
And they were they were motor cross on the snow,
and they all had massive sponsorships, like sponsorship that we
all know very well. But Pepsi's not giving them ten
million like Tom Brady. They're giving them a thousand to
go ski on a hill with a motorbike. So I
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don't know if they're making I think they're making more
than that. I'm serious, just being you know. Speaking speaking
of Tom Brady, someone asked him because it's Super Bowl week,
so he goes through a bunch of interviews. Someone asked him, Hey,
when was the last time you had pizza? He couldn't remember. Yeah,
you kidding me. Brady's diet is out of control. That's
part of the reason that I decided. Last time you
had pizza, Danielle, probably yesterday over the weekend, Friday night,
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two days ago. Yeah, the last time it was here
three days ago. When was the last time any of
you guys was a hot, supermodel looking athlete who wins
Super bowl last did you see? Did you see um
j lo? Like she's gave I think it's for two.
So she wrote today's day nine. So she wrote waiting
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for day low nine, like I can't wait for day ten.
She looks re ridiculous. She's so cut, but apparently it
is the hardest thing, Like your mind's going crazy and
you're craving. I wouldn't be the biggest. Also, he's attractive
as a personal trainer, and her job is to get
good looking. Well, she challenged, you do that with a
real job where you have no energy to go to work.
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Because when two o'clock in the morning we came in here,
I think I think we should feel like at least
to try it for a week. I think we all
should for when we do like one fad thing, Because
she challenged the members of the Today Show. Carson Dalely
tried it for a day and he said he quit
because the fact that you start micromanaging what you eat,
because you start looking at things and it's he goes.
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You start scrutinizing when you're when you're sitting down with
your family, like I can't have this, I can have
It's like it's like a vegan vegans have to look
at every single all just as jello as cartilage. I
can't you know, seriously, jell is made with m gelatin
gelatin which is made from the cartilage of animals. And
don't tweet me. I know I'm a little off. Like
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the point is, it's such a difficult life, and I
admire you for it. I just want to eat, you know.
I look at the green stuff in there to pick
it out. That's it. That's my thing. I could see green.
But if you gotta read every label and it, like Garrett,
you have to read so many labels and then you
have like nine things that you have to worry about. Congratulations.
It's so funny how other people's diets stressed you out,
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like starts to me out. So like I just said,
Tom Brady, I'm triggered by his stupid diet. But I
and I don't want to talk about it a lot
because I don't know if I'm gonna be able to
stick to it. But I decided I'm not gonna eat
meat anymore. But I'm weaning myself off of it. So
right now I'm just down to fish and then soon
I will hope to give up fish in away from it,
and my friends are pissed. As your coworker, I love
that because when the food comes up, there's more meat
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for me. Right. It's like, straight guys, you shouldn't have
a problem with gay men because every time too gay
men hook up, it's more women for us to choose from. Okay,
you're looking at that if you want. My girlfriend and
I had to put up with you wanting special restaurants
and having special food brought in house, and you nit
picked what I hat. You're like, you didn't realize you
reading it. I don't know, I don't I don't do that.
Then I'd have a problem. But if you like when
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Sam's like, oh, I'll just keep the veggie rab more
short ribs for me. We went to a steakhouse yesterday.
Is that your your goodbye to meet send off? That
was Mr six one seven to the Air Force. You're hilarious.
Is that why you're doing? Yep, that's it. Give me
a whole new life. So you're at the stakehouse. I
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went to a steakhouse yesterday and I didn't get steak,
and everybody was like, this is the stupidest Why are
you even hearing? Why do you go to sakhouse? And
it was great? It was great. I will go to
a fish place. I don't like fish, but we'll have
fish and I'll have a steak. Yeah, judge you for it.
Would you go? Would you go to a pizzeria and
get a hot dog? Maybe? Yes? I would? Maybe I would?
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You would go to and get hot like those people?
You guys know who you are, you're listening. You go
to the Chinese takeout place and you get fried chicken
and French fries. There's gotta be a better fried place
Chinese place. They're so good. They're French fives are so good.
They're crispy because they fried in this same morel as
the egg roll in the porporated. But I just feel like, like,
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does a Chinese buffet near us? Till we go to
and one of the counters is like pizza and French fries,
and like, you know, don't bring those people. You don't
go eat pizza at a Chinese buffet. You know. The
funny thing was over the weekend, we wanted to find
a burger place to go and eat, and when I googled,
like good burger places in my area? Do you know
pizza places came up and we're like, yeah, Vinie's Pizza
has good burgers, and it didn't seem right, and I'm like,
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that's not what I'm looking for and looking for a
real burger. Yeah, you go get a burger to pizza place.
You know how Google works, right, You know how they
make their money, How companies pay Google to show up
in results. So if they put burger in theirs, if
you put pay all people, that's why you're If you
go on Being and search the same thing as instead
of Google or Yahoo, you get different results because those
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companies are paying for top results. You're like, oh, Google,
I just didn't know it's paid advertising. So we're talking
about how it's something new every day. I'm here for you.
During the Super Bowl, all these reporters are asking questions.
Want to play a game with everybody in the room
because I failed to at this? Okay, can you name
all the members in my room? Five? God, I can't
name anybody. Alma, Yeah, that's that's what everybody said. Adam
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Levine note not Ado the guy with the beard. They
have a current UH band right now, but no one
could really name outside of that. There was a guitarist
he was the brother of someone who was on Project Runway.
There's Jesse, Mickey, James, Matt and p J. Yeah, one
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of them with Adam, and I couldn't tell you which one.
I have to look at my old face. Probably James
with the with the blonde hair. Yeah it was James. Yeah, yeah,
he's the guy. So interesting though, these guys five as
big as they are fifteen years doing the Super Bowl
halftime show, we can only name Adam Levin. Isn't that
kind of dreamy though, because they get like all the
all the glitz and glamour, but then they can just
walk down the street and nobody gives a sh They
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don't get all the glitz or the glamour. They get
get a lot, probably get They probably get less. They
probably split fifty and Adam gets fifty. I think they
I think they do write some of the stuff too.
I think yeah, I think they all go into it,
go and they split it what five ways or whatever? Evenly? Yeah,
why does the lead singer always have to make more money?
But I don't get it. If it's the lead sing
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like like Panick at the disco, it's really Brandon Jury
and whoever he hires in his band, so he gets
the most money. I went to see them. We had
art radio theater. I learned all their names so I
could say hi to them all by name. Like a
month later, they got rid of one of them and
the added a woman to the bad when the Wiggles
added a woman wiggle when they when they they change
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the yellow wiggle. At one point, I was like, well,
they changed a lot of wiggles. Some of them retired,
one of them got sick. It was crazy the hell.
I didn't know any of this, and you name all
the wiggles. Did someone just fart? I went like that, No,
it sounded like it that. I went, oh, did you
fart like that? I didn't see it. He looks like
your face right now looks like if I wouldn't do it.
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If I farted, I would actually tell you. One of
those guys that would just tell you, I'd be like,
I'd just let one go. Maroon five, I appreciate you.
They have a lot of hits. You have a lot
of hits. LFO. I don't I don't think that too.
May they rest in peace. I don't see I don't
see Maroon five as a super Bowl band. Now they're
their mainstream, middle of the middle of the road where
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they won't offend anybody. You know, they're not like crazy rock,
crazy rap. They're just like, oh it's Moon five. Everybody
likes them, but I don't know if they're like captivating
were Unless you're a Maroon five fan, you're like, I'm
gonna watch the puppy ball. I've seen them in concert
three times, and every the first time it was Maroon five,
same same way everyone approached Bruno Mars, Bruno Mars is
doing a halftime show, and then after that you're like,
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I didn't realize how many Maroon five songs, but guaranteed
you'll walk away going Actually it was a pretty good show.
So because to me, they're like the color maroon. It's
a nice color, but like you don't get excited about it.
That was my color in high school, maroon and gold gold. Yeah,
what else you gonna do with maroon brown? It's gonna
be gold? Yeah? No, the head to wear khaki pants
right now, something's going. I went to a maroon in
pink school. No you did not. I think one of
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mine was Mari what are you? What are my schools?
When the schools did you go to They stealing our
food out there. Everybody is stealing our food out Bronson
from New England. Don't eat that dirty bread. Now, he
doesn't realize. He doesn't realize that that bread was man
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handling it. No, it was on the wing, was on
the radiator and Scary touched it. Someone to tell him
it was on the dirty He's on the other radio
stations on the hall. That's what we should do to Christmas.
We should give him a dirty, dirty bread. And when
light of FM goes there a bread goes all Christmas music,
he'll his ratings will plumme it because he'll be outsick
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because he hit the dirty bread. Christmas music driving the ratings. Yeah,
let's not kill ourselves, all right, So we have to
infect everyone that comes out with Christmas music or anyone
who's beating us in the ratings. And any city in
you in America. Oh, we're number two in Montana. Get
them send them bright can we're talking about how cool
her doctor Daniel's Doc Martins are like them? Yeah, I
think you're really describing Daniel Martins. Do you have on
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what they look like? Yes, they're black, Yeah, and they
have flowers on the side like a couple of flowers.
I like them on your social media. Later when I
wear them for the first time, they will be you know.
The funny thing is like everything you know, what's old,
is new again, and like Doc Martins is really making
a massive comeback with the kids. Now, yeah, the ones
I want to pair with skulls. Everybody's wearing the Doc
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Martins now that even Jade and Ellen. Now my daughters
want to pair Doc Martins. Very color. Yeah, I had
medium everyone. My mom just got a pair. Look at
the orthopedic ones. Everybody, she's seven ft tall. Now your mother,
like David hath fifteen minute Morning Show m