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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
presents show there it is the first Yep, it's from Garante.
No one wants to say a word. We'll stop trying stuff.
I'm just laying back. Well, we all do. It's it's
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like that dance. It's like the high school dance where
the dance floor is empty, music is playing. No one
wants to be the first one on the dance always
the first one on the dance floor and his party starting. Yeah,
dance floor, of course, that's true. Drinks to get me
out there. I don't see dancing much when we go
out though I don't dance. No, he does them, and
I do the bounce. He bounces, bounce. He sometimes bounces
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his head forward and back a little bit, but that's
after a few drinks though, you start bouncing on the outside.
Then he stares his drink and he looks around. Brodie,
do you dance? Didn't? I look for every excuse not that.
In fact, at weddings, I actually try and get out
of the room for the garter throw and I don't.
Not only do I not dance, but I get out
of the room. I make it a point to go
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to the bathroom even if I don't have to go,
but you just don't have to catch it. I p
invisible p. I'm like, nope, I'm just before they say
all the single guys come up to the dance, no,
thank you. I don't want to be a guy that
catches a gardener and have to put it on whoever
caught the bouquet. Oh, it's so it's it's such a
cheesy tradition. It makes me so uncomfortable. I don't like
it either. But I'll go out there for the bouquet
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toss and I've never ever even raised my arm to
catch it, and if it comes my way, I'll elbow
it to someone else. Yeah. I love that. Nope, not
getting caught with that thing. So yeah, so we all
so when we play this song here at the opening
to the podcast, people's eyes darted around and everybody looks,
who's gonna so yeah? So now now Garrett talk first.
He said, yeah, don't you introduced? Since you're running the board,
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why don't you introduce the room? Okay, So I'm standing
in front of Elvis's gold microphone. I'm scary. There's Gandhi
to my left, followed by David Brody around the table
City and great teath chair is Garrett, and then web
girl Kathleen is sitting in Danielle spot, and then Greg
t is in position he's also in the guest spot.
Why are you over there and not in your own
I just wanted a new perspective on the room. I
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wanted to be able to see you guys differently and
just kind of, like, you know, re channel some new thoughts,
like yeah, it's all right, it's not bad because if
you like us, because you don't what you normally say.
I do like all of you. I do not not
like you guys. I like all of you guys. Switching
my positions, you actually get a different perspective on life,
I think. So, yeah, I could see things a little differently,
a little clearer. Man. Okay, so sitting over there, do
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you believe people landed on the moon? Okay? This is
a man that walks to the same door at the
exact same time every day. So what he's doing right
now is a big move. This huge You're a creature
of habit. Yeah, I'm just kind of like black trying
something new. Sitting over there? Am I still on your list? Yeah?
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About my list? Gone? Do you tell him the other day,
he gets in here first up at like two in
the morning. I don't know why, but he gets in
here first, and then I get in here second at
about four. I gives you a lot of credit, Like
you really are consistent when when you get here very early.
Like that's what I don't think anybody here knows. But
like Gandie gets here way early before the show even begins,
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gets all of her work done. She's totally prepared. So
when the show goes off at six, like she is
on the money, I need to go. Yeah. It was
also like that which I discovered is our brand new
edition diamond. She gets, Yeah, she doesn't have to be
here till like close to six o'clock. She says. She
gets here at five o'clock in the morning. She runs
out for coffee, and she says that she takes that
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hour to get to become awake and become more responsive,
as I think t likes that time to himself to
just kind of like get your stuff together. She asked
me what time did I need to be here? I
said that five forty. She's coming in five. That's that's
she's making us all. Look, that's because you guys are
the new people, like, just give it a little bit
of Kathleen rolls in around a quarter of the seventh
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mening and make up until eight. It gets so crazy.
You're so loud, and uh, there's always things going on
that to have like an hour to yourself just to like,
you know, just going to like zen, it's like kind
of nice. It is nice. So te rolls in here
and then I roll in here. And he told me
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one day he can tell who's coming down the hallway
based on the sound of their ships and the cadence
of their steps. So I assume he can hear me
coming every single time. Yesterday I walked in, walked and
I go, what up Tea? And all I heard was
a screen, Yes, that one, and then like this little
sound like running in place? Is that like a seconds?
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I actually moved. Everybody knows if someone's going to kill you,
they yelled what up tea? Before, but I heard nobody,
and I was so like, I was, I was really
piping out my notes and I was I was really
really into it, sound very hard on the keyboard, and
he was like, that's it. You're dead on my list,
You're on my list. I was like, why what did
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I do? She's like, you're scared shit out of me,
and now you're on my list and I'm coming for you.
I told him, T I understand the sentiment, but you
don't want no smoke. You don't want to get into
this world, you know what. I understand the security and
recognizing sounds because my husband and I used to sleep
with a sal machine on and then one day it broke.
And you know what, I actually sleep much better now
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because I can actually hear what's going on in the apartment.
So if somebody's going to break in on the other side,
I can I could hear it now I supposed it before.
They could do whatever. They can take out everything in
my apartment. And that damn sound machine may keep me asleep.
What does the machine do? It's just a very low
like it's like static. Really, yeah, it's kind of nice.
Some people, really they have like ringing in their ears
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and they can't sleep if they don't have it on.
The gentleman that I'm currently dating sleeps with ocean waves
to the sound of you. Yeah, probably I snore like
a murderer doesn't break into his house because he won't
hear it. I have a mental list. Yeah, if you,
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if you, if you do something to me, I have
you on my list. So Gandhi scared to living crap
out of me. So I now put Gandhi on my
list to get her back. And I thought it was
fun that you did that, Gandhi. So after Great Tea
called in to talk about this. As he was on
the air, I hid right behind him and he was
He didn't see me good four minutes. He put the
phone down, rubbed his eyes, looked at his computer, started
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typing again. Tad right over him, like this turns around,
Garrett is on my list. Adhi was also on your
list for rooting for the Patriots against the Patriots. Well,
you're on my list. Were rooting for the Patriots? Were
probably me out, but hear me out. I'm not a
Patriot fan. I just don't believe that the Rams should
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have any kind of like deservance to be in the
superservance that's a good word. Don't deserve to win the
Super Bowl at all, neither the Patriots. Let's go. Let's
go to the best analysts in the room on this one. Kathleen, Well,
you guys are all on my list for prioritizing sports
over awards season. I literally don't know anything about anything.
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I mean, I know people are mad about some game
that how the awards the host seeing Roma Roma is
an excellent hold on. I understand that it might be
an excellent film, But the point of a film, the
way I was I was raised is to entertain people.
And if nobody sees it, it's not a great film.
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It's like a tree falling in the forest. So I
think if the job is to sell tickets and entertain
people of all ages, and you have to subtitles, right, yes, yeah,
I don't. I'm not working. I go to the movies
to relax, not to work. I love subtitles. I love,
but dropped the pause sometimes to catch up to the
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reading too much. There's too much to read to the movies.
But he'll watch him home so you can pause and
read the captions. You know, the best use of subtitles
is to put on like your favorite old TV show
from the nineties or something. Put on those subtitles. They
are saying words that you didn't even know that they
were saying. Keep in mind, closed captioning is not official script.
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It's somebody's interpretation or the or like voice text, it's
close enough, but they don't always say those things like
oh my god, it's not always accurate. Not always. Um.
I did get screwed by um um subtitles once. My
My mom was nice hurt the first couple of minutes,
but of understandable. So my mom was in the hospital
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for a procedure that was gonna be a couple of hours.
So they're like, oh, you'll be back in like five hours.
It's like it's on the operaty side in Manhattan. So
I'm like, oh, I'll walk around find a movie theater.
I'll go see a movie. And there was a movie
called Chefs that I wanted to see. It was a comedy.
Are you with this story right? Right? Chefs? Right? Hilarious?
So I go to this theater on the Upper East
Side and they have like a two theater, not a
big multiplex, just two movies. And Ellen on the billboard
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and said Chefs. So I was like, I'm going this
is a great timing. I go out by my ticket,
I got my popcorn, I had brought some lunch at me,
and I settled in by myself for this movie. And
the first scene is in a restaurant and it's like
a French restaurant and speaking French and the subtitles. Then
the main character walks out of the restaurant. I'm like, oh,
that'll be there for the French. It didn't end, okay,
and it didn't end. It didn't end. So I'm looking
at my phone going this is this is like Seth
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Rogan like whatever. It was like a comedy, no, no, no.
I walked into a movie called The Chef and I
wanted to see chefs, so here I was. I wasn't
expecting subtitles and was forced into it because I paid
my twelve dollars the movie another movie. The other movie
was sometimes also it's an Artsie FARTZI Upper east Side movie.
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You know Brody, once he pays for something, if he
doesn't get the full refund, he's going to try to
enjoy at the best are by. You're the king of
getting your money back. Well, what do I say? I
made the mistake? Though this is my fault. I was
going to say, this movie have a named similar like
you do have. Perhaps I was concerned about my mom.
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I was distracted and I let it slide that one time.
But they owe me this French for it. It was
like you want to go see Star Wars and you
walk into Star War and it was a French film.
That's what happened. Actually, that would be like the greatest
blessing for me personally. But you know, I wanted to
usually the girl is in the midst and I walked
into Mystic Pizza. You still benefited from it. I drove
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to the town in Connecticut because I do love that movie.
And the pizza at Mystic Pizza is terrible, really terrible.
Step at New Haven, I said, it's really like have
you walked out of a movie ever? Oh? Yeah, which ones? Well?
Gung ho? I don't even know what that is. Oh,
it was Ron Howard film, Pat Marita film. It was
with Michael Keaton, who I believe it's an old, old film.
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Then I wasn't in the theater four it was anyway,
what was the what was the Michael Sarah movie where
he was in high school and it was about no
no no teen pregnancy. Oh do you know, ju, here's why,
here's why I walked out bag listened to the whole
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story and don't judge the book by its cover. So
I want to go see Juno with friends, teenagers who
thought Michael Sarah was going to be Michael Sarah from
from all the comedies like Bad, like super Bad, and
they started they were like teen pregnancy. I got so
piste off that I had to sit behind a bunch
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of immature a holes that I go, you know what,
I'm not paying for this. I walked out and as
did any other adult that want to go see Juno,
and I got my money back. I did that once.
There was a movie called Bad Romance with a terrible film.
Terrible film. But here's the thing. The movie is a flashback,
so spoilers, but the three or four characters who are
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telling telling a story about what happened to get them
to this point, like how they got shot, how they
get stand. It's a flashback. So these idiots behind us
the whole movie, they're going, oh, she's gonna Oh she's dead.
Oh he's not getting out of this, and the whole movie.
So it's somebody turn. It's a flashback. They're all alive.
Oh you're all you're talking about? Shut up? Man, Like
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the guy telling the story isn't gonna die in the movie.
He's telling the story. So we had to go out
and get our money back. Yeah, don't. People don't die
when it's a flashback, thank you. You You know, Bad Romance,
Gung Ho. I don't think I've ever walked out of
a movie. I think I've just you know, stayed there
and just watched it even it was bad. Yeah, Kathleen, Yeah,
I've never walked out. I always want my money's worth. Yeah.
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Knocked Out a Pootie Tang Come Again. Was it a
fantastic movie. But at the time I didn't really get it.
I was way too young to even be seeing it.
So it's just like they're speaking this weird language. It's
not tell you what. I didn't get it, so I left,
I got my money back, and then when I saw
it as an adult, I was like, all right, this
is hilarious. Did you guys ever go to a movie
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theater and something happened with the with the film and
it stopped because we had gone as my wife and
I had went gone to see um one of the
Nightmare on Elm Street Movies maybe three, and in the
middle it went from the film rip the last track
and the power went out or whatever, and there was
no movie and they turned the lights on. We're sorry,
technical difficulties. They didn't have a backup screen and a
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backup movie. They didn't have that problem anymore, but back
in the day the films were on, so we never
we've never seen the second half of the movie. How
many million mare in Elm streets have you seen? I
saw the first two and a half. Yeah, I saw
maybe like half the first one, and then that was it.
I'm your girlfriend. Now, were we going to talk about
something on this podcast that we didn't get to? We were?
(13:47):
We used to do it tomorrow. Wanted to vote people
off the island. I wanted to vote people off the island.
And then I also wanted to know which inanimate object
you would marry. We can do that Monday because tomorrow
is no podcast, but we have one minute left on
this one. Well, you know, want to talk about GANI
was talking about seeing Putti Tang at a very early age.
And you posted a tweet or a d M that
you got like last week because you were talking about
an ex boyfriend. Yeah, and tell people about Okay, so
(14:10):
last last week I said that it was a sad
day when I broke up with my boyfriend because it
was a day that Biggie Smalls died and everyone started
doing the math and they were like, what are you
fifty two? Because I've been living with him and when
we broke up because I missed a very important word,
which was we broke up on the anniversary of the
day Biggie Smallest die right, or the date people thought
you were eleven years old living with a guy, with
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my boyfriend for like six years. It was like, no, no,
this was two thousand fifteen. Was one of the mistake
textures you a mistake, Yes, a mistake I had handserved
so many. Do you think Tupac is a live yes? Really, yes,
I don't remember. I think he lives on the moon.
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