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January 23, 2019 15 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show you see I say, thank you, Danielle. Okay,
so I'm gonna ask you a question, and you tell me.
Why do you think this is ready? Great tea? Yeah? Man?

(00:23):
Look at Daniel's Hello Lady sweatshirt. Yeah, I like it?
All up and down the arms. There's lipstick. Why is
that all up and down the arms? You see lipstick?
She is cuddling with herself and giving herself little kiss No,
I don't know, scary. Why does she have lipstick all
up and down her sleeves on her sweatshirt? Where's your

(00:44):
microphone using? She's using the shirt as a rag to
block her lipstick block. No, I like that? Roady? Tell
him why Gandhi has been kissing her up and down
on that? Answer to no, Garrett, Yes, she just let
me tell you something. You know. Look, I know you're

(01:05):
getting liptick on your shiny Hello Lady sweatshirt. One get
you will, you know, and I'll buy it for you,
because what you're doing is you're shielding us from your
nasty ass germs. I'm trying. Look the fluid going around
at my house and I'm trying very hard not to
bring it here, And all of a sudden this morning
on my way in, I started coughing, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, this is not good. So I popped

(01:26):
a couple of cold meds, and I'm like, I gotta
make sure I like constantly cold meds do not get
rid of the film. But I want to constantly. But
I don't feel sick. I just like, I know, I
just have you go get checked out. Please. Yeah, that's
the beginning of the fact that you are ruining your
shirt for us. I think it's fantastic. Thank you, Thank
you for sacrificing your sweat. At least she's doing it right.

(01:50):
You ever seen people that cough into their elbow but
they're really just dabbing. They go like, but their mouth
is nowhere near their arm. That's not working. I don't
even know why people do that. It's really the best
way to do it. Why don't you just use your
hands because your hands, your hands are not absorbing. Your
hands touch everything, right, I'm not touching anything with the inside.

(02:10):
You know, if I clumped my hands in your hands,
but your hands, you can't wipe it off. It doesn't
work that way. Look do this. Your kids do that
like you're a vampire. You look what they're doing there.
It's absorbing all the bullshit coming out of your lawns. Interesting,
it's that's the problems difficult when you try. Nobody has

(02:35):
those short arms. Like it's not really working as effectively
with Brody or Scary because they have short sleeve shirts on. Yeah,
it's not gonna work. Yeah, you need cloth. It was
a summertime when they wear shorts of shirts and your
shirt up. You bring your shirt up, bring your shirt up,
or just don't get sick. Everyone work on that. Yeah,

(02:55):
that would be nice. And so I went to the
doctor of physical yesterday and she's like, all right, okay,
you need and you tetnus this time for your tetanus,
and did you get your flu shot? I went, I
forgot my flu shot. So I got my flu shot yesterday.
But it takes two weeks, you know, to to work.
And I don't believe in flu shots. Am I the
only one? I know? It's wrong? I know it's wrong.

(03:18):
I don't know. Wait hold on, yes, you're the only one.
Five billion people, You're the only one. The doctor was saying.
The doctor was saying that the people who had the
flu shots this year. It wasn't it wasn't not letting
you get the flu. You still could get the flu,
but you were getting it for four to five days,
she said. A couple of people that came in that
didn't get the flu shot and got the flu had

(03:39):
it for two to three weeks. So I don't I'm
not listen, I'm not condoning not getting the flu shot.
I do what you want, but it's your personal choice.
But my personal choice. But the reason why I haven't
gotten a flu shot all these years is because I've
heard that if you've never had that, if you've never
had the flu, which I don't think I've ever had
the flu, why don't disturb that that that that that's

(04:00):
suation because you you produced the flu vaccine into your
environment and you get the flu, and then you get
sick on you and let's see what happens. The doctor
that you spoke to, the medical professional, did he say,
don't don't don't screw up that thing that you have
like situation, don't get your your ecosystem. Dr Wikipedia said,

(04:20):
my world, my environment, I don't know, I've never had it.
Is this wait? Is this Dr fat lost. Tell me
he's because he's a doctor. He's not a doctor person.
He's about as much of a doctor's Dr Pepper. Alright,
So I got to say, everyone in this room except Gandhi,
we don't know yet, because you haven't been here long enough.

(04:41):
Scary has been the healthiest. He is the one that
never hasn't gotten sick since I've known him. Could be,
but I don't. I don't know if that has anything
to do with not getting That's why I haven't gotten
the flu shot. I don't know. I just like your explanation.
It just seems so real. What is your what is
your thought? I mean, you're you're indie in background. Your
family is full of doctors, lots of doctors. Who do

(05:03):
you call? I call all of them and say what
should I do? And they all say, well, you should
get the flu shot. But if you don't, you don't.
It's not a big deal. My sister is a nurse
practitioner and she was upset that she had to get
the flu shot to be able to deal with the
little kids that she's working with. UM, I hate to
admit it, I have not gotten a flu shot ever.
But I have gotten a flu so I don't know

(05:25):
that scary thing doesn't necessarily hold up. Now, the doctors
in your family, what's their opinion of you never getting
flu shot? They're not happy with it, yeah, but they're like,
you know, if I do whatever you want, however, and
I'm not trying to open this can of worms. But
when it comes to vaccines, they are hardcore about that.
Just the flu shot. I'm not one who sits there
and says, oh, you're going to hell if you don't

(05:46):
have There are so many people out there who just
they get so ask angry at everything. They they're looking
for reasons to get mad, and they're like, oh, another
reason to hate people. Why does it take two weeks
for the venom to start to work? It's whatever. Whatever

(06:06):
it takes time to build that thing up. At an immunity,
of course, I've got it done. I just don't like
how the needleworks, because they put the flu inside your
body so that you're immune to it when you get it. Exactly,
you're not susceptible, I think as a kid, so I'm immune.
I have so many germs in That explains a lot.
It's the antibodies that appear after the two weeks that

(06:29):
are you know, in your body. It's hard to plan that.
And on top of that, my wife Ali is a
physician assistant. She was saying a lot of her friends
and doctors she works with are saying that the flu
is actually extended. So we know it from like October
to the early spring, but they're saying it's now even
more so, it's like almost the end of August through May. Ish, Yeah,

(06:53):
it's it's almost it's almost year round at this point.
But here's my favorite thing about what they're saying about
the flu vaccine. So scientists will forecast months in advance
which strains they think. Stant says the vaccine is often
often irrelevant protecting against three different strands on flu. There's
two influenza a's one influenza B. You can read about this,

(07:17):
you know whatever. So if there's a one percent chance
of me not dying from the flu, I'm taking it,
like I think to go. Yeah, they're hardly ever right, okay,
but that means they're right sometimes right. I'm taking an umbrella.
If they say it's going to rain, of course, I
mean I always I'm gonna start eating dirt though, like
scary because if that works. I'm in what are you
eating dirt? When I was a kid, I feel like
I was exposed to so many germs, so I figured,

(07:38):
I feel like my immune system I didn't know dirt
absorbed so many germs. But Elvis, do you feel kind
of crappy today? Because a lot of people say, right
after they get the fluc, don't feel so great, you know,
But I've always heard that it's a wives tale, But
I do. I do feel a little like, you know,
run down. Yeah, the key is, did you get a lollipop? No,
that's why you feel crappy? I wanted all I do.

(08:00):
It's just I'm gonna tell you my doctor. I love her.
She's amazing. She's truly incredible. And she sets me down
and she has a long conversation about my life, my habits,
what am I doing differently this this time versus last time.
We have like a forty five minute conversation. Then we
go into the room. I take off my clothes and
she starts poking in prodden and then she went to
do the you know, finger up the butt, you know,

(08:21):
to check my prostate. Then she like played with my
balls and she did all that. She did what she
needed to do and uh, but she asked me, she said,
I'm going to touch your groin now, is that all right?
And I'm like, why wouldn't it be? You're my doctor?
She said. There are a lot of guys who are
not comfortable with women physicians touching their their private parts,

(08:43):
and then they're like, oh, I went to my urologist.
I don't need to just pretended. Pretended doesn't exist right now.
I chose as a straight man, I deliberately chose a
male urologist and proctologists with all those I can see why,
all right, because I didn't want another woman in that area.
Now I'm a skin as a gay man. Did you
choose a woman so you wouldn't have a man doing that? No,

(09:05):
not at all. I chose her because she's one of
the best doctors in New York City and she's not
a urologist. I mean she would you know, if I
need to do a close up eurology uh session, I
would probably prefer a man, just as I'm assuming some
women prefer women gonna colleges because they have your plumbing.
And I'm not I'm not saying that. You know, if

(09:26):
you're a male guna collegist. You're not good at what
you do. But for me, I'd rather have a guy,
not gonna collegist, but your ologist. But she is a
fantastic doctor. My my doctor is my wife's best friend. Right.
It's awkward at first, but then it's like, all right, whatever,
you guys got to dinner together? Is she better at

(09:46):
next thing? You? No? She held, No, it's a guy.
It's a guy. He is held my boy. Who who
hasn't held his brais your hands around here? Everyone? I
can't raise my hand because it's on ball. Oh my gosh,
I did. I went to a female guy ecologist for years,
and then when I got pregnant, she told me, oh,

(10:07):
I don't deliver babies. And I'm like, huh. So she says,
this is the list of who does. And I wind
up going to a guy. And I'll tell you the
first time, I was like, this is not right. He
was the best. And actually he became Gregg T's wife's doctor,
Scotty Beast wife's doctor, and he did. He delivered all
our babi's doctor to borrow. He's now retired, but he

(10:32):
all if he writes a book, that's the thing. We
really think something about our doctors that I don't think
it is true. They're there to examine us. They're there
to keep us healthy, to look for signs that we
need help, you know, physically. They don't look at it
that way. They look at as a clinical thing. We

(10:53):
think of doctors the way people think. You know, we
walk out the door at ten am here at work.
You know, doctors don't sit around going hey, so I
saw this penis the other day. Yeah, wait, my doctor does.
He'll go like, I'll set her and say and say, oh,
you know, it's not I'm not having a good day
to day or whatever. And then he goes, oh, you
should see some of my seat, and then he'll go

(11:15):
with too details with me. I'm like, oh, I got
this one guy who looks like this, who looks like that.
They say, who the guy? You saw that guy they
just walked out of here, which like real conversations about things.
You guys said, it's clinical, right, all doctors, it's clinical.
It's just the job, right, Well, you need to believe
that that's their priority. Now I've told this story before,

(11:36):
but I'm gonna tell it again and see if you
still think it. Oh it's clinical, No big deal. A
woman that my wife used to be friends with. She
is a gynecologist, as is her father, and her father
delivered all of her babies, right right, God, Danielle, clinical
would you want your dad? That was her choice. I
wouldn't have my dad deliver my if he was the

(11:56):
best doctorist, maybe I would. And I mean, I know,
did you think a changed he changed your diepen? I me,
I need to know that my doctor isn't thinking anything
except for what's necessary for my body to keep me healthy.
And so if I'm pushing a baby out my vagina,

(12:16):
I want them to be concentrating on that and not.
You know, I'm Daddy's a little girl. But if you
think about it, who's going to take better care of
you than you? Being daddy's little girl, I'm sure to
take care of you. I would hope he would take
all of his his clients for his patients. Seriously, he
takes extra care because your daddy, my daughter let her die.
So fun fact about my first girly doctor. She may

(12:38):
still be in jail, but I'm not because she decided
one day she had a little bit of a problem.
She first of all, got her ability to deliver babies
taken away because she left a tool in someone. And
then one day she was at her son's hockey game
and she was hammered and she started attacking a police
car with a bet. It was on the news. Scary, Yeah,

(13:01):
did her after seeing this, he went to tell for
a little bit, they took that away from Okay, look,
you know what. And so I feel this way about pilots.
It seems like every airline pilot I've ever met has
been older, a little more conservative, and see it seems
very smart and very very relaxed and together. Except for

(13:22):
one time when we were in Hawaii. We're flying from
one little island to another in a little prop plane.
The pilot look, and I'm not exaggerating, we think he
could have been fourteen fifteen years old, and he was
sweating and like, and I'm like, I'm not getting on
this guy's plane. But you typically trust you trust your
doctor because you have to. You have to say, hey,
you know eventually they're gonna like put me out. I

(13:43):
gotta trust them to do the right thing. But a pilot,
you usually trust your pilot. You can tell they're even
keeled whatever. But when you fight a pilot, that's like
sweaty and fourteen years old? Do you want to get
on that plane? Also, if he's watching a YouTube video
and how to fly a plane, well that was the
guy from the fire festival that was flying the plane
around the Bahamas. He learned on Mike. So I just learned.
I just learned. I'll never forget the night in Des

(14:04):
Moines when Nate and I went out to a bar
late at night and then being an early morning flight,
and we were fortunate enough to be put on the
radio stations dined they were gonna fly as private, and
we saw the two pilots from our flight that were
drinking at the bar, and we're sitting there like, hey,
you're gonna see you in like seven hours. It was like,
you guys are turning up with us. Hey, it was

(14:26):
maybe they shouldn't have been there doing that. I think
it's funny that, even in this day and age, whenever
a pilot comes on and it's a woman's voice, the
reaction of the guys around or I was like, oh,
the plans going down. I don't think at all. I know.
I'm like, really, Bubba, let's see you fly the flight.
You know, maybe I shouldn't I trust pilots. I just
have this trust for pilots. Thank you. I trust pilots too,

(14:48):
I just don't trust all the engines. It's a different
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