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January 9, 2019 15 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms minute Morning Show. All right, here we go, it's
a post Wednesday show, as we do the fifteen minute
Morning Show podcast. My favorite thing today really was the
first caller of the day, a guy who has heard

(00:26):
every single one of these podcasts. How many of them
are there? Exactly? He was driving from Jacksonville to Texas
to move to San Antonio and he used his time
wisely by listening to this caved in podcast. I mean,
this wonderful podcast took him eight months. Wow, that's great. Well,
thank you so much for your dedication. So my question

(00:48):
is why, I mean, because these these these podcasts really
don't have a running theme. They're just anything and everything,
and they really just kind of drive all over the road.
They really don't have a purpose. I think that's the
appeal of it, because you never know what's going to happen.
Sometimes people get into a fight, people curse. I have
an idea, why don't we use today's podcast to plan
tomorrow's show? Something we never do? Hey, straight Ny, Senior

(01:11):
Executive producer. We may actually have a little show planning
meeting anyone. Okay, that was fast. I'm working on something.
That's why. Okay, So you great tea. You have a
lot of times you say I don't do anything, but
today I really did something. Great. Is the kid at
the front of the class with his hand always up.
I never sat at the front of the class ever.

(01:32):
I always sat in the back always. Okay. So around
the long, the elongated penis shaped table, we have Gandhi,
we have Scary, we have Dave Brody, and we have
great t at the tip of the penis, and then
we have Garrett, and then we have Danielle, and then
of course straight night to the right, on the on
the right qutum, the right of the quatum. Alright, so

(01:54):
at the tip. So I was thinking of of a
game and I want to call it did you know?
So we'll do is. I will come in with my
clothes on, and we'll play did you know? And I
can ask you let's say, I don't know, however many
articles of clothing I have? And then for every question
that you guys get right that I don't stump you on,
I have to take off an article of my clothes.
First of all, uh, please don't use the word stump

(02:16):
while talk is the Second of all, this is stripped
do you? Did? You know? So it's strip right there
you go, strip? Did you not? I don't know. I
don't know about that, but I don't mind, you know,
I don't mind a nice, you know, quiz show type contest,
but the clothing thing. That's well, like I would say
to you, let's play right now. How many of us
are in here? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

(02:38):
There's seven of us in one of you. Okay, so
why don't you go to us and ask us a question.
If we get it right, great, If not, that person
has to leave the room. You can't get it wrong
on purpose, that guy leave the studio. You have to

(03:00):
come up with like like like a group answer can't
be like individually because if two people are the same
answer and they both get it wrong, then two have
to leave. This as seven different questions, seven each person.
That's a different question. Okay, that's a good way. I'm
sure we'll all want to answer correctly because we don't
want anyone to know we're stupid. All right, Well, here
then question number one. I know that Scary before, Well,

(03:23):
this one could be perfect for him for Scary because
he's left handed. Okay, alright, So Okay, so scary you're
left handed? Right? Alright? So a question is are there
more or less than twenty of the United States? Are
they left handed? More or less than of people are
left handed in the United States? I'm gonna say more

(03:46):
bye bye. You have to leave the room. Only eleven
percent of the American population is left handed. Alright, alright, alright,
scary left that's scary less. Okay, here we go, Here
we go, Here we go, here we go, here we go.

(04:08):
Another person? All right, well, who wants to be the
next guy? That's not okay? Um oh, this is good.
Okay true false, North Dakota false? Go go go Ralph? Okay,
Elvis for you? True false. Ralph Lauren's original name was

(04:32):
Ralph lift Ships. Yes. True, that's correct. I mean false.
You have to stay me. Okay, all right, who wants
to I have an animal question? An animal question? Okay, okay.
Rabbits true false. Rabbits like liquor ice, liquoriceoric I didn't

(04:57):
even know lick her ass. Rabbits like licorice. That's thanks
for rabbits like liice. What was the last time Alex
Trebek said? Is that really the capital Alex Trebek is
not that smart. He reads questions, so you can't. Okay,
so you're question to Gandhi is a true false truth false?
Rabbits like licorice. I hate licorice. I'm gonna say, sure,

(05:22):
yeah they do. That's correct. Rabbits. All right, right, that's right.
That guy that listened to all eight D but this
will be the one he doesn't listen to. Other way,
if you're just if you're wondering, yeah, we are. As
you heard at the beginning of this podcast, weird actually

(05:42):
having a meeting for tomorrow show. Okay, I'll come up
with difference in case you just got into the car
and a friends already listening to the podcast. All right,
who wants this one? It's gonna Daniel Daniel, Okay. The
most commonly used letter in the alphabet is what, oh God,
the most calm. I'll give you a hint. It's a vowel.

(06:05):
I was going to figure it was a vowel. The
most commonly E. That's correct. How do you know I've
never gotten that? Sometimes sometimes why so? The most commonly
used letter in the alphabet is the letter E. There
you go, right, so Brody or Garrett or streaming up, um, Garret, okay, true? False?

(06:30):
Do reindeer like bananas? True? That's how do you, guys, Garrett? So, yes,
they do reindeers eat bananas? Natural? All right, let's see
um okay blank percent of people? Oh brody, we'll see

(06:50):
about this one. Okay. Did you not read these because
Alice sprung it on me? He said, let's do it here,
and I'm like, come on, now, you're sprung on him.
More or less than ten percent of the American population
have an extra rib more or less than ten percent
of American people more wrong? Do you knew the answer

(07:17):
to that you're doing here? It shows you, shows you
the Brooklyn boys know nothing. He knew the answer. He
did that to get the get out of here. Only
sent of the American population have an extra rib alright, alright,
let's see lemons contain more or less sugar than strawberries.

(07:42):
Lemons contain more or less. You have no idea, but
you want to answer incorrect? This wrong? Seriously. I would
say more because it sounds like a kind of a
tricky question. Aid, I don't know what I'm gonna say.
Sugar God, I hope it's rang more man, that's correct.

(08:05):
This game is coming back to bite us, and I
came more sugar than I was thinking the acidity. I
don't know if he's thinking about sugar or sugar. He
said sweetness or something like what. Okay, a bear, Oh,
this is a good one. A bear has more or
less than fifty teeth more or less than more more wrong,

(08:30):
you can't do. Alex, who knows everything about animal dane
kind of takes. Doesn't mean I know. I don't learn
my injection. Alright, Gandhi, yes, alright, his teals with food.
He's so excited he's leaving. I'll have better questions for tomorrow,

(08:52):
I promise, okay, Gandhi, Yes, true false. Unless food is
mixed with aliva, you can taste it. Unless food is
mixed with saliva, you can taste it. True. fALS you can't.
You can't know. It's a true. False. It's unless food

(09:14):
is mixed with saliva you can't. Oh, yeah, you can't.
Forget that one. That's a bad one. All right, unless
food is mixed with saliva, you can't taste it. I'm
going to say false. No, that's true. Well no, it

(09:35):
says unless food is mixed with saliva, you cannot taste it, Daniel. Yea,
all right, let's see. What is the month with the
highest percentages of births? Um? Okay, the month if you
want to get out of here, say January. No, come on, man,

(09:56):
that's wrong. You're doing this purpose it's October. Right, it's no,
it's it's August, Nate, You got that wrong. Do I
have to go? You can't. That's not fair. Now there's
only two people here with you. All right. Let's see.
Um imagine jeopardy was like this, the whole, the whole,

(10:22):
by the way, in this question. I didn't even know
there was a separate alphabet, but evidently there is another alphabet.
It's the Hawaiian alphabet, Nate. The Hawaiian alphabet has only
twenty letters. True false false. That's correct, right, it only

(10:44):
has letters. You have to set it, all right, let's
hear it, okay, Garrett A lot true false? A lobsters. No,
let's not do that one. Let's okay, we'renna do this one.
You're ready, okay. Armadillos, I mean armacdillos. Armacdillos have more

(11:08):
or less than five babies at a time and are
all the same scratching this Armacdillos have more or less
than five babies at a time. That's correct, they have
four babies, four babies. Okay, let's see. I can't get it.
I can't get it wrong, Nick, never happened, Nate, okay,

(11:32):
true false? Birds need gravity to swallow. They need gravity
to swallow more or less? True or false? I'm how
could you hear that from over there? Because it reverberated

(11:53):
off your freaking stool? How did you hear that? There's
no way, I'm now, how did you hear the fart?
There's no way. There's no way, Barrett, Now, it's only you.
Did you hear the fart? How did he possibly hear

(12:14):
the fart? How can he possibly hear the farest from
all the way? I mean, it's impossible. He lied. There's
no way answer the question. There's no way. All right,
let's see, all right, here we go. Um, all right?
Did you know? Is this true or false? Elvis's middle

(12:35):
name is Aaron? Uh? True? That is um? Oh? That
is true? That is true. Elvis's middle name is Aaron.
How about that? Come on, give me another one, al right,
give me tell you and I now, all right, um,
from this goldfish can see both. That's a stupid one. Um, oh, cats, cats,

(13:01):
Cats spend sixty cat let's see more or less than
cats spend fifty of their life asleep more or less less.
That's that's fall, that's wrong. Cats spends sixty six percent
of their life. All right, well, let's see. Now I

(13:23):
have to ask somebody a question. I have nobody here.
Now if you leave? Oh did you I flared again?
You spell that one? Why are you all leaving? Now?
I'm alone by myself. It's just me and you guys,
whoever's listening. I could just sit here and fart for
the rest of the day. Scotty, Scotty, Pat you want
to come in, Scotty want to come in? Nobody's here

(13:44):
with me? Well, I keep farting, so then I well,
it's because I farted twice now and now I have
nobody else to talk to. It's just me and the audience.
And I don't mean all right, listen, here's the thing
with the audience. Now, Just so you guys know, I
have no way of stopping this podcast. I don't even
know how to stop the podcast. So all right, we'll
have to ask you guys that are left listening. Your

(14:05):
foot has twenty six bones in it? Is that true? Full?
I farted twice. It's come on. Strong's a god and
you can't even the lysol is too strong. Oh, you
can't leave. If you leave, I have nobody left. All right, Well,

(14:27):
then your foot has twenty six bones in it? True? False? Audience,
you can't answer because I can't take a phone call
because this is a podcast. So evidently it is true
your foot has twenty six bones in it. Okay, let's
see this is the problem. Now see look now the
music is coming on. I'm gonna put my headphones down,

(14:50):
walk all the way across the room to stop the podcast.
Thank you for listening. I'll be more prepared tomorrow. I
put my headphones down now and I'm gonna walk over
and I'll stop finding fifteen minute morning show

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