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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firms represents Minute Morning show. Alright, so we have an
option a kinder, gentler podcast, or do we want to
rip each other's faces off? Really? What you want to do?
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You can't do both. My resolution is to finally say
what I think. Oh yeah, Brodie, Oh my god, Brody,
finally after all these years holding back my god, what's
wrong with you? Nate? Oh, I'm in thought. He's trying
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to see Tuesday. Shut up. It's in thought. It's in
thought over here. All right. Well, so right before we
started the podcast, Gandhi says, I've got an idea, telling
what your idea was? Okay, So I saw a post
and made me laugh and said, please name one of
your most annoying or most toxic habits that you're trying
to leave behind. Not necessarily a resolution, but just something
you do that's annoying that you would like to stop.
And then it went on to say, if you don't
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have any name, one about a person sitting in the
room with you, which then opened it up to quite
a lot. I have an idea, okay, here's here's let's
go around the desk. Okay, and I'm gonna say, Gandhi,
what irritating? What is it annoying? Do you have habit?
Do you have? If you have one that you want
to admit, you admit it, and if you don't, you
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have to say pass, and then we have to tell
you what it. Okay, okay, man, this is tricky because
like I have one, but I also want to know
what my annoying habits are. So this is you know
if you want to do both. Okay, So what is
your most annoying habit? Um? I've realized I've been doing
it a lot more lately. I let my dreams convince
me that things are actually happening, and then I curse
people out in the morning. Okay, it's terrible. You did
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that the other day, right, and I need to stop
doing Mr six one seven yes, and he handles it
like a champion. You had a dream about him doing
what and you yelled at him. I had a dream
he was walking up with my nemesis and I was
not okay with it. So when I woke up in
the morning, I was like, you raggedy bitch, all right,
So you're doing more and more of this? Yeah, I
do it all the time. It's my sister. I just
it's so stupid. It's my own crazy. Okay, uh scary.
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You know what irritating habit do you have or if
you don't have one, let us choose one for you pass.
I'll tell you when you talk with your eyes closed, Yeah,
I do that. I do that. He does. He'll have
an entire conversation with you with his eyes closed. You're like,
wake wake up, because I'm deep in thought as I'm
speaking with his mouth full of food. There is that
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God I could go on for David listening listening, I'm sorry,
exactly listening. You know what he does when he gets
close to you and he's telling you something, He'll do this,
let me tell you, and he touches your heart. You
do that. You do that. You're very touchy where you're from,
I think because I'm very so. I think it's like
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where we're from, the Bronx, the Brook. But it's like
you're pressing the button to talk in an inter com,
like you don't need to do that. Yeah, you don't
depress a button on it. I don't you know you
can talk to me. I don't need to be pressed.
By the way I'm timing this out, so by the
time it gets to me, I'm the last one. We're
not going to the last one. Also, he gives opinion
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is fact, and if he hears two people say it,
he says, everyone says it. That's true. Yeah, alright, well,
I think we've really ripped him to shreds. All right, now,
scary do you happen to agree or disagree with any
of these things? I need to rob people. I'm thinking
a little bit of all of that. All right, all right,
all right, okay, when you knew that was fast, that
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was way too fast, Well that's my I have a problem.
I think really fast, but I also forget really fast.
So if something pops into my head, I feel like
I had better say it as soon as it pops
into my head or I'm gonna fig get it while
I wait for you to say whatever you wanted to say.
And that doesn't make it right. It just means because
I don't. I hate that feeling when you go, what
do you want to say? I don't remember, So I
just say it. Hopefully I get a laugh out of it,
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and you forgive me for the fact that I interrupted.
All Right, all right, Gregory, yes, sir, Yes, go right. Ahead.
We're going way too fast. I guess I don't know.
I mean, you go back? What do I do? I
I'm obsessed over? I'm sorry, Yeah, vype, I obsessed m
For instance, For instance, we we took these shirts out
of the box, you know, our new Hello Lady sweatshirts
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and T shirts, and they smell like fart. Yeah, so Greg, jesus,
it smells like fart. And then five minutes later you
say it again. I can't get Thirty minutes later, you're
still complaining about the fart smell. We all know it
smells like fart, but why is nobody else saying anything?
We agree? But do you only need to say? What?
Do I want everybody else to say that we agree?
And then we told you we agree it smells like fart?
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Validate um, validate um, and say green is not enough.
He needs to reaction. He wants to know your opinion
on it too. But hold on, we gave you your opinion.
Will you agree with you it smells like fart? But
yet you still won't drop the conversation when you just
say I agree, nobody's okay? Question okay? What do you
want from us to add to make it complete? Okay.
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So I would have liked for myself to have been like, oh,
these things smell like farts, like like eggs, and then
maybe somebody else goes, oh my god, mine does too.
We did no, but I would like yeah, and then
you go, okay, all the favor of the shirt smelling
that fart, say I, okay, you know what mine does too.
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I feel like, dude, he really does smell like that, right, I, Garrett,
what have it do you have? I have to approach
this like eight uh in eight Mile when Eminem's in
the final scene and he has to speak about himself
and say all the bad things about him that he
finds wrong before everybody tells me what's wrong with me?
So I buy my fingernails. I have trouble spelling at times,
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um and uh times. Yesterday's podcast, we had a correct
well we got we got wet. But that's why he
did it. I did it. I did it before he
could tell me. I knew that, So it takes away
the shock of him telling me that I can't spell.
Don't we always do that, like we want to be
the first to talk to point out our fault before
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someone else does, Like when you have a pimple. You go,
I know I have a pimple, don't have? And then
everyone says, you know what you didn't have? I wouldn't
have seen it had you not said anything, but I know, yeah,
so I would say spelling and biting my nails. Okay, okay, which,
if you think about it, neither one of them really
all that awful. Wait, hold doesn't wait you he just
admitted that he can't spell. But yet if I misspell word,
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you guys like jump all over. You're to another. Also,
Garrett actually cares that he's spelled stuff wrong. You go,
who needs to spellicly? I spell it phonetically. It's as
a matter of fact, Garrett seems like he wants to
do better himself with that. You you really think it's
totally fine. I'm going to defend T on this one
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because the things that T writs are only for use
in the studio. It's not being posted. So I do
see your Pointry, Garrett. You know that that does not
make it. It doesn't because I can't understand what you're
saying half the time. But wait, and now you can
talk to your phone and you can do a talk
about text, so you don't even have to like spell
the correct words even in a text me you do,
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because sometimes it puts hominem's and instead and you have
the wrong they're or the wrong yrd. Do you know
what a hominem is? I was just gonna say. It
took me a second. Two words. I like to have
sex with each other. Well, many different things that are
spelled differently the same. By the way, we're almost eight minutes,
and so if you slow down a little more, I
don't have to talk about my knowing like road car
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or something. Right. No, okay, Danielle, I don't know, moving on, Danielle. Okay.
So at home especially, I talk with my mouth um
full at home. I don't really do it in public,
but I do it at home. Many drives my son
crazy and he's constantly screaming at me to stop. I
have a potty mouth, which um I know about. I
hit you when I'm talking to you. I punch you
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in that. I'm very loud, and you know, you know
I'm in a room. When I'm in a room, sometimes
maybe the room didn't want that. And I know I
get ship wrong all the time, so she has birds
I say things wrong that the words are backwards, and
you rushed to judge people. You do that that one?
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Don't you worry to me? Scary gets blue ribbon for
today's podcast. All right, so I've got a list. I
got a list? All right? Can I interrupt as I
have a feeling Nate's going to say there's only flaws,
only one of him. Well, that's what I was gonna say.
But Brodie interrupted. Yeah, Berdie interrupted in because it's that
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We've got six minutes left, and I e I'm gonna
let you guys roast me. So okay, because I know
Elvis had something he wanted to say, because when Gandhi
brought up this topic, he gave me the side I
and turned my life on and potted it up. Because
I know I can always tell when you have something
that you want to say, because and be fair, let's
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be fair. What do you think is something that's an
irritating habit that you want to admit? I correct you.
I correct you, and I do so in a mildly
condescending fashion. But I'm only protecting you, right, but by
making yourself feel better about you. You called him a
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drunk this morning. I did, I didn't know. I didn't
call him drunk. I called him not So this is
the guy who put this the guy who put up
a call, and he spelled drunk d r K and
that was the intern. Thank you very much. All right?
So I mean I know you that was that what
you were going to say, here's your irritating habit. Am
I gonna get angry? And you're very well. You don't
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get back to people, and you know and and and
people will call me and go, Nate's getting back to me.
And then then it turned into like a big thing.
You got to get back to people. Man, that's your job.
That's night. I texted you a whole bunch of stuff,
and then today you said to me, oh, we need
to discuss blah blah blah. But as if next to
me stuff that I don't even know about. I asked
you if I if I could do the show from
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Florida one day, But I don't know anything about Universal
you just sent to me five minutes ago. We have
to discuss you because I don't know anything about it.
But you didn't. You didn't even say I don't know
anything about it. You don't text anything back. You ignore
get defensive. I will say, okay, I will say this
right now, that straight Nate. When it comes to texting
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and ignoring text I ignore almost everyone's I never ignore
your text everyone know, because I mean, there's stuff we
have to answer, but you don't. You don't. I will
say this, the other irritating thing Danielle does even though
we're on me. Hey, I might be heading down blah
blah blah. Are you okay with this? Elvis said, it's okay.
So it's like, why even father asking me? Because I
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asked him, he said, and he does because maybe there's
something I'm the schedule that you would know about. I
did text you overbreak and you did not respond at all,
and then I answered, you turn your phone. By the way,
if it's overbreak, the only people that the only people,
the only person who owes a text bag overbreak is
Nate to me that it was not about work. In
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all fairness, I muted you already so I know you
would go like, you'll go on these binges. This is
the bag I told you about a TV show. Nobody
wants to know what you're doing. And Uncle ted shed
that was weird. By the way, we have three minutes
left and I don't have to do anything. Okay, I
think we're good on me, Elvis, alright, fire away, there's
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no so nothing. You don't work self. I'm nothing. I
am nothing but a walking, talking, irritating asshole. I know
I am Okay, okay, I'm impatient. I have no patience.
That was the first word I thought of, and I'm
not agreeing. My second thing is if you can't read
my mind, I become very impatient with you. God, that
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was it. That's it. Impatience. Because he'll text me and
he'll say hello, Hello. It's like one minute goes by. Hello,
I just called you, Hello, pick up the phone. Hello, Okay,
done with you bye in this span of forty second.
But I know there's a lot more, so please go
right ahead. Well, you're impatient, But then when you rushed
people to give you what you wanted, you get mad
at them for not being clear what they explained to you. Exactly.
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What's the problem there? Exhibit I love this, so I
don't know why it's a problem. But when somebody goes
to hell you' something and you don't want to hear it,
you open the door and walk out halfway there, you
walk out on me a lot great, go oh my God,
I've got the most important story I have to tell you,
And at that point I just opened the because there's
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other people here, there's other there's other people here to
hear it. Whenever you can do that. Though, when the
door closed, as we all go, okay, I guess that
wasn't important. But I will say in your defense a
lot of times when you walk out, it really wasn't
that important. Anyway. Look, I know each one of you
like the back of my hand, and so I know
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what I can walk out on it, don't you know?
It's it's to clear your head, right, Is that what
it is? No just I don't want to deal with
it's noise pollution. Some of the time you walk out
of the studio today, like about half hour into the
show and goes quiet. Yeah. Anyway, So that's really that's
that's the best you got. We got a minute left.
That's the best you have for me. Come on, I
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think you're protecting yourself. I got three kids, so do
we look? You know, Gandhi is our newest sister, and
we know Lee East about you, but we're getting to
know you more and more. So what do we find
irritating about Ganda? Let her have it, Let me have it.
I don't really have anything, So I think I think
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you talk too fast. Think sometimes you talk too fast.
I don't understand what you say. You know, problems will
develop over time. Okay, not yet. So not only do
you talk too fast, but you don't talk loudly enough,
because this is this room is louder than any of
the room you've ever been in your career. Can't you
say you're impatient and then say she talks too fast.
She's getting to the point fast, she said, faster, faster
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to the point, faster, but slow down when you do it?
All right, that music is gonna start playing in a second.
You gonna walk out of this podcast. You have something
else you wanted to say about Elvie. Yeah, right after
you say the thing you wanted to say, the record
exist productive off. This is the worst idea. The fifteen
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