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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
firms show? All right, So here doing our show downtown Manhattan.
We look out the windows, as we love to do.
There's a there's a big hotel across the street, and
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we can see maybe fifteen rooms and we can see
if you have your curtains open, we're watching the show.
So we look over there a little while ago and
there's like a couple of guys walking around in their
underwear and their friend their girlfriends in there and their
friend who is a girl. I don't know what the
relationship is. And so we started communicating with them, and
then they give us a floor show. Yes they did.
And then someone starts flashing some leaner and that was
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almost down to the floor, you know, and so we
got him on the phone. Is Angel are you there? Angel? Well,
I gotta tell you we are such fans of yours
across the street in the office Builder. You don't know
what you just put on me. Right now, I'm going
to walk outside of the Okay, we can't. We're in
the studio. We can have We have one guy looking
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at the wadow. So wait a second. First of all,
are you guys still partying from last night, because you
seem to be very rambunctious and in a good You've
been partying for a while. It was a birthday, well,
happy birthday? Who angels your birthday? Okay? Of course? All right,
So now you guys really seem to be totally into
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like giving us a show. You look awesome naked. Oh,
I know, I know, it's so it's too much? What
what scary? I can't hear you? What? So angel is
outside or someone's outside wearing a sexy Santa suit made
for a woman, but he's wearing it. Well, listen, where
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are you? Where are you guys from from? They're from Brooklyn,
from Europe or something. We thought you were from, like Lisbon. Okay,
so so you thought rather than commuting, you would just
get a hotel room here in the city and party,
smokes him cigarettes and have a good time. It looks
like you're having a great time. Yep, And I found
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definite patio. Yeah, I know, alright, because you know, if
we're looking at you, there's an entire office building watching you, guys,
So you're yeah, you should a little bit. Yeah, I
know you're you could. Now, what's the relationship between the
three of you? One. He's a very close friend. And
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what about you two guys. One guy he's unfortunately straight on.
He may be straight straight to bed. When you're from
Long Island, you gotta do something. Well, look, we just
want to we've been watching the show. We just want
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to let you know that your neighbors we appreciate the
show and we hope you guys have a wonderful time
here in Manhattan today. Okay, all right, okay, take cares. Yeah,
I thought it was like from like you said, I
think they realized who we were and they all listened
to her station. They're like, the one guy put on
a really good show because you and I were staring
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at him and he sort of disappeared for a second
and then popped out from another window. I know, a
dramatic Yeah, he did that helicopter thing. I don't know
how he did it with his Yeah, I almost he
almost took off. It was like he was like rotating
his head. Yeah, I missed that. You have to have
like length to do that. Brody, show us the helicopters.
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I can show you the caterpillar. There was a late
night rap video that I used to watch when I
was younger. It was called chopping style. I don't know
if anyone knows what it is, but it was a
dude in gray sweatpants just doing that the whole time. Yeah, Chop,
chop chop, yeah, with his thing. Wasn't that a Broadway
show or that? When it was called the Puppetry of
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the Penis and they made like they made him into
shapes and stuff. I was gonna say, cats is, Yeah, cat,
there's also an artist, she says. She focuses on dicture
and she takes penises and she turns them into all
kinds of things with their penny. So it's like DICKI minags,
it's a penis with a little picture she puts the
dick mina. Al Right, Well, we have a special guest
in the studio today. Danielle's incredible other half, who is
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a very good friend of the show, is Sheldon High. Sheldon, Hello,
nice to be in this room. You know what, My
my guy was here two days ago. It's fabulous, and
now you're here today. It's it's always a pleasure to
see you, Sheldon. We love you. Likewise God's guy. Hi.
Oh no, we will not have him in here. Why not?
You guys want to have Mr. Six one seven Back
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to you, Sheldon, you said something about Gandhi earlier on
the Live show, and you're saying that ever since Ghandi arrived,
Danielle it seems to be in a really better better
milutely and even even Danielle's mom said it the other day.
But it's genuinely true that Danielle skips into work, talks
nicely about Gandhi when we get home, and seems just
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that a little bit more mellow. If if Danielle could
be a little bit more mellow, that makes That's like
the nicest thing I could ever hear. It makes me
happy because I love her and it's uh, you know,
she gets high stressed from some of the other folks
around here, but but it's nice. Everything every conversation we've
had about you joining the show has been so thankful
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that from Danielle standpoint, so she's thrilled. I love her well.
Gandhi has been a gift from above. Are the best,
and and I mentioned this. It has been a very
challenging year here for many reasons, most reasons we don't
even talk about. But that's okay, That's what families are
all about, you know what Gandhi. You could not have
arrived at a better time, and my apologies again for
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the bullshit that you walked into when you got it
is a okay. If there's not bullshit, then my life
is not going as it's opposed to. That's just how
everything is, and it's maybe you brought the bullshit. Might
look as we do this show, we're preparing to head
on down to Philly for the qumno to jingle Ball.
I've got to scoot out and go now. Yeah, but
you guys keep on going by a half the show
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to go here. Let's talk real Sheldon. Yeah, everyone asked
Sheldon a question like we all asked Alex a question yesterday.
One question, No, no better, no two part questions, just
one question. Who wants to start? Well, I have a
question that I've wondered forever forever, because Sheldon is British, right,
So is your family very proper and very British as
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I would assume they're not. They're they're very loose sort
of how you are probably for your family. Yeah, it's
the mind and not the prim and prophesize. So there's
no like, oh my gosh, the way your wife speaks
at all in fact, in fact the opposite. There, they're
in the blue category, a little bit bluer than uh
than most in terms of that comedy, especially his mother's
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other half who, after he finishes eating, licks the plate
lean literally with time. I love that. Yeah, not so
prim and propam Sheldon. We know Danielle could be a
potty mouth at times here at work and in one
of the kids. What is what is her favorite or
number one used curse word at home? You could say it, well,
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shit is quite common to be on, quite common and
uh and the boys do pick up on that and
try and correct her for it. But we usually followed
up by the f woods, so we get the same
response when we do that. Yes question Yes. When Danielle
talks proudly about your another region attributes on the radio, Penis,
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are you are you proud of that? Or wish she wouldn't.
I would be proud of you talked about my nether
regions fashion he could do it. Does she call you Mr?
Paper towel roll man? Like Elis calls Alex, she calls
me Mr. Did your do an underrated instrument? From what
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she said? She does? And sometimes did you red? Don't
do you have a question. You know, I think has
she mastered any she mastered any of your favorite dishes
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from your native England spot. Well, it's funny you say that,
because I'm going to be talking about that on Facebook
in a little bit. But no, not spotted Dick. No, No,
but I did make um to try to try the
ship it by you. Yeah, good trifle. Yeah it was
a little sloppy, but I heard she messed up English muffins.
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I had a question, like a household question. So obviously
you're raising Preston and Spencer, and you come from a
culture across the pond, and you know, Danyelle is raised
in the Bronx. Has there ever been a divide in
in the upbringing of Presidon and Spencer where you guys were,
you know, trying to angle them in a certain direction,
whether or not they should carry a switchblade? You certain
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customs that you want to have influenced over them with
or dan verse Danielle, or do you guys disagree on
some stuff you teach them? Well, yeah, probably diplomatic communication,
non swear words. I mean those things. I think I'm
trying to install them. The one thing they do is
call me out on it. They're like, Ma, do you
have to talk like that? I'm like, I'm sorry they
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call me they take after your dad. Yes, it teach
them both sides of everything. How do your kids say
the word stupid more brookly and as more like Danielle
the mock my my accents? Do? Would you like to dance? Steady?
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Do the same thing to my parents? Last night? He
was so English. He was doing something and I were
all walking around the house. Well, you're talking about what
you wanted to talk to world, Like, I don't know
what happened last night. I went a little delirious. You
definitely were. I love that. Can I ask another question? Yeah, okay,
when did you know you were in love with Danielle?
Because for me, it was like day one, right right
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after the didjury do comment about ten minutes ago? But
I don't know when the first time was because we
went slowly to begin with. Elvis set us up on
our first real day together because Elvis wanted him, but
he's going to get him. But he came. It's a
funny thing, was he set up us up on the
first day, but he came, He came with she came, Sheldon.
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We know that Elvis came in to pitch you to Danielle,
like saying, Hey, I found this guy. How did Elvis
pitch Danielle to you? Same sort of thing. I met
Elvis on a booze cruise around Manhattan and we got
so drunk that we were throwing the chairs over the
board overboard from yeah, we we we went on. I
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went on the booze cruise. We got talking for some reason,
he wanted to talk to me a lot more than
anybody else. But we we were having a few laughs,
and then we kept drinking and got onto the top
deck and there were plastic party chairs there, and for
some reason we thought it was a good idea to
challenge the other to see who could throw it further
into the Hudson River. The guy Elvis brought back for me,
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and then he called me the next day to say
it isn't we had fun last night? Do you want
to do a bit with Greg t Which was a
real highlight. Um, you know that one. Yeah, I didn't
get anybody calling in to come up on a day
with me for that one, so that was a flop.
But was wearing a sandwich board and you yest and
what was the big the Hudson River. It was drive
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by dating and I went out by the Hudson the
Holland Tunnel and he had a sandwich board on saying
call in to date this guy with an arrow to me,
and nobody red call. Had they known about the digital
think that should have been when you said you knew
when you fell in love with Danielle? Was it before, during,
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or after the first time you had sex? Oh? Wow,
that's personally long before before on the first date, waiting
six months at least I did? Yeah, we did, didn't we? Wait?
That was a week you're listening to the podcast that
we did six okay, But Danielle, you always qualify everything
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when you talk about sex. You go, there's other stuff
the sex itself with six months? Okay? Should we ask
how long before? Now? We wanted that? But you knew,
you knew well in events? Yeah, yeah, a few, a
few times in just because it collected. And Danielle's personalities,
as all of you know, is exactly the same off
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the air as it is on the air. Here on
the air is exactly how Danielle is in real life.
There is no airs for the air, and there's no
fakeness on the air. She just she is who she is,
and and other people, including me, seem to like that.
So I've never heard anyone or seen anyone even say
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anything mean about her. It's always yeah, I got I
got happy. It's my face. Let me know. I'll fight them, Yeah,
Spencer and Preston cut it, really, I will for you
only for your d The rest of you guys are
on your own. Thank you. Yeah, all right, all right,
need how are we doing on time? Just checked out?
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Thank you for all that you've given me. Honey, Oh okay?
Odds on a third child, Yeah, it happened back in history.
It's that content. So we're not going to see a
whoops baby, we are not well, But that would have
to be a really whoops baby. If it wasn't, Sheldon
would have baby trouble. Who you're most worried about on
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the show. Like, if if you daniel had to hook
up with someone on the show, do you think it
would be I think she had to If I had
someone on the show, who would most likely? You know
her better than ask asked Danielle about Brody and his glasses.
Oh yeah, she loved when you put your glasses. Absolutely yeah,
she couldn't stop talking about how handsome. Yeah, I went
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out with have signed board with greg Tea and I
got ten phone calls. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you who
she might not take, and that would be Gregory t. Yeah,
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