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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast? First,
I got to say the other day when Danielle didn't
come in because she was under the weather and she
had to go to the hospital and whatever, I really
missed her a lot. I really did too. I harassed
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her most of the day. I waited for her to
wake up, and then I bothered her all day, like, hey,
how you doing, how you feeling out? What about now?
Let's talk about her. Now she's out in the bathroom
while we're talking. Let's talk about Let's talk behind Danielle's back,
how awesome she is? Yeah, we can something that drives
you crazy about her. Let's talk about daniel because you
I know, you guys talk about me when I walk
out that door because I want to walk in. Everyone
shuts up. I don't have anything bad to say about
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any of you guys yet. See that's why we love you, Gandhi.
And it's a yet Tanks, yes yet, Okay, Danielle talk
about her great tea. I love her all right, I
mean I was gonna. I tried to take her on
in a date many times. I didn't work, remember that
gone he had such a crush and when she kept
turning him down. She great, he cried every day. Okay,
quick before she comes back. I love Danielle, but that
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girl will take off any time anyway for her kids.
She'll go, oh, it's the last Tuesday February that my
kids in fifth grade, so I have to take off.
We're throwing a part that bothers you. Well, it bothers
because I never take off of my kids, and my
wife is pissed that I don't take off of my kids.
You're the problem, I'm the problem. But she makes me
look big because my was like, oh, I heard Danielle
was spending time with her kids. Again, that's a great
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thing about having so many people on the show. If
someone needs to take off and including me, you guys
can we'll figure it out, right. I love it Danielle,
but I really do. But but she's so judging at time,
she really is. She judges my relationships, she judges everything,
she does everything. And yet she's a Catholic woman, so
h so therefore, therefore fantasy football sucks. Sometimes you did
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not gand what were they talking about? Everyone was talking
about you? What I do? It was what do we
love or dislike about? And yeah, I said there's nothing
I dislike, and that everyone else just said all the
things they hate it did not. I wish, I wish
we could actually play back what we just said, listen
to the podcast later and don't say that. I just
want you to go with it. Just understand it. No
matter what we say in love or hate, you're you're
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part of the family. We're part of your family. There's
nothing you can do about it. To her face, all right,
say I love you, but you're two nice. Sometimes you're
too nice. You always way to hit her hard. Yeah,
but does tell me that all the time saying no,
you have not. You have not mastered the art of
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saying no, I have not. I know to me, you
say no to me all the time. I'll tell her
what I said right to her face. I don't care.
You know, I love you to death. But it's it's
fascinating to me how you're you're this this holier than
the Catholic woman, and you're you're judging and you're not
supposed to so you totally holier than the church Catholic
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people do. But two sides of about how I judge
you and judging that you know what you do with
your life yes, I apologize. I judge you what you
do with your life. The point is that he expects
how he's a diabetic. He judges you what you do.
If you know, in the Catholic faith they teach you
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to not judge. But do you know you haven't followed
the Catholic faith. You're judging me. Okay, okay, said I
love you, Okay again again again, I'm gonna I'm gonna
throw everyone out if you don't just calm down. You
do get judge. E we all get judging, we all
get judge. You vocalize your judge more than we did.
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That's because that's you know, that's that makes Danielle. Although
we are all judging right now, Danielle's see what I'm saying,
not calling cattle black hello, And that's fake because she
wears her emotions on her sleeve and she's always you know,
she'll tell you, I tell you. We opened it up
with me saying how much we missed you when you
were out sick and how it just wasn't really right
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without you, and then Gandhi followed up by saying she
adores you and she missed you very much, and then
Greg t and scary threw under the bus. I gotta say,
you know what, Garrett hasn't said one mean or nice thing.
I don't have a mean thing to say. Honestly, Well,
we all love you just because we're talking about your back,
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because I love you. That exclude us. Oh there you go,
mumbled it, so it's okay. Didn't say anything, but I
did not. He just upset that you didn't marry him
years ago? What year? What year was it? That was like, okay,
so were you in love with Danielle or did you
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just want to have sex with her? I just wanted to,
you know, hook up with her. You know, that was it.
I mean, I thought that she could have been a
good catch. To be honest, The thing is, you actually cried,
and those were tears of it, so that you don't
cry if someone won't hook up with you. Cried because
she wouldn't. She wouldn't like show love back to you.
I'm a good I'm a good judge of personality, and
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I thought that she could be like something really good
in the future. So I felt like, if if that's
the direction I was going to go in, then why
not start now and see where it goes. But Danielle
wouldn't pay me no mind because I was a little
rough around the edges. That's a double negative. She wouldn't
pay me no mind, but totally convinced. I didn't go
out with him because he was a bad boy, and
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because at the time I wasn't really like, you know,
maybe boy from material, but I could have been. I
was a little bit and he was a skater kid.
Yeah he was a skater kid. Yeah he had a
perm which goes against everything in the skating world. Looking
back now and who you are, who Danielle is, do
you think it would have worked. No, let's just say
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it did for a quick second and they got married.
Would Greg t be on the show? Why would I
not be on the Because I'll give you a million
reasons why you shouldn't be on the show. Here's the
bottom line. Danielle is our sister. She is uh one
of the senior partners on the show. I Gotta be honest,
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is one of the senior partners on the show. And
you gotta keep in mind that, you know, Scary and
Brody and great t are senior partners on the show
because of their length of time here. Nate is a
senior partner because he's a senior executive producer. And then Gandhi,
you know, you actually came into the show recently, but
you were sitting in a very important role, so you're
a senior, a senior part of the show as well.
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I'll be over here in the corner if you can
run out. I got some shopping any for you to
do for me? Right back? All right, speaking of shopping,
I want to bring up something. Look, you know, I
don't know about you, but I'm definitely, very very vocal
about the fact that I don't want any gifts from
anyone things. I have enough things, and and Alex and
I several years in a row now for Christmas, we
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have not exchanged any physical things. We've just done gifts
of experiences or just nothing, and it's been kind of
great liberating. But let's say you want that one thing,
not realistic, not I don't want to Learamborghini. I'm just saying,
what is that one thing you really think would be
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kind of cool? You'd love to open it up for Christmas?
Or for what I really want? What do you really want? Okay,
So my two kids play soccer. You know that they're
really good at it and my husband played semi pro
and his number was number eight. So the kids have
followed in daddy's footsteps and their number is number eight.
So what I want is the number eight on a
necklace so that I can wear it to represent all
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three of the That's what I asked for this, Okay,
that has meaning behind it, its meaning behind it, but
it is a thing. Okay. So what thing, Brody? What
thing do you want for Hanakah? I've wanted the same
thing for Hanakah for about four years. I didn't get
it the first two years, even I made it very clear,
and the third year I said, you know, I'm just
wondering why, you know? And I was told it's really
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above budget and it's you know, more than we should
be spending on because we make a list like we're
gonna spend this much, and what I want a little more.
So in retrospect, I said, well, I didn't get it
for four years. If you saved up, I could have
had it four years later. Oh my god. So last
night I went looking for on cyber deals for this
thing I want last night. As a matter of fact,
it's two hundred ninety dollars and it's an authentic because
there's a little more money, authentic blue New York mat
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Jersey with my name on it, my number, and I
won't spend three d dollars on myself. There's nothing I
would buy myself that expensive other than a television set.
And so everybody knows I want it, but it's more
than our family. It's not in our budget. I hope
you get it. I hope you get anyway. That's that's
someday I will. I will own it and sleep in it.
But right now that's yeah, yeah, well where to bed?
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Did he say what it was? Yes? He did. This
is why I don't have it? What was it? Listen
back to the podcast. All right, so great tea, great tea.
What thing do you wish you could receive? An open?
You know, on Christmas morning? I've been giving you some fun.
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I don't really know, because, um, I'm so used to
doing so much for everybody else in my family that
I never really gave myself some time to think about
what I need. I mean, I need a wheelbarrel, but
I mean I can go get that at home. Book
let's cool. I know it wouldn't be nice to open
it up. As a gift. Yeah, I would like that.
I would like a wheel barrel. That would be good's
barrow barrow. It's a barrel. It's a wheelbarrel. No, it's
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a barrel. It's not it's a wheel barrow. I google
it right. Want I want one with like the two
wheels in the front, not the one wheel it's like.
Then it's a cart. It's a wheelbarrow. To r wheel barrow.
I want to shed. I need a shed. Wait, hold on,
I'm making a list. You want a wheelbarrow? And I did,
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said Garrett, what do you want? What would you love
to open? Up? And you have two kids, a dog,
and a beautiful wife, so there's gonna be a lot
of gifting. So what gift would you love to open?
The Nintendo switch? There you go, Thanks for thinking about
that for a while. Slight Nintendo switch? All right? I
mean you would love that. That's the one thing like
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I the one thing I still hold on to like
my childhood, is playing video games, and that is something
I've wanted. Now you think you're going to get it,
I don't know. I've been a good boy. You have
you been a good boy around here? What about you?
Scary what would you love to open up under the tree.
I've always been an audio file. You know that. I
love the sound. I love great sound of love when
it's crisp. I like the sound of Daniel's voice. I need,
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I need. I need a brand new sound system that's
wireless in my entire in my living room. I'd like
to open up like a son But but the full
system I want. I want a record player like the
old school vinyl players. Speakers in the ceiling. Yes, I
wanted something. Hold on, okay, remember the rule of this
game is nothing to extravagate something. Speakers in the ceiling.
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He's talked. I need, I need, I want that. I'd
like to open that up. The problem is a little
complicated because people don't know specifically what I want. Yeah,
and by the way, and that kind of audio is
a very personal thing. Particularly you would need to listen
to it. But I don't know. But it's it's it's
a wonderful thing to want. It is a practical gift, actually,
unless you get into the high end stuff, which could
be tens of thousands of dollars straight. I'm like you, Elvis,
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I can't think of a single thing that I want
not a single thing, just one little cool dude that
well you I've joked, you know, and my girlfriend keeps
joking like, oh, when you're gonna propose whatever, I'm like, well,
why don't you propose to me? But that's not a
simple gift. It's not a simple Well, she would have
to get me something really nice. Okay, not proposing. Let's
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let's say, are you going to say yes? I don't know.
I don't know what I would say. That's a very
personal thing for him to think about. But the question
is what, like, what thing would you just love to have?
You've seen it like a scene on TV ad or
a sweater or a jacket, or I've gotten a dice
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and my mom has got me a dice and like
every three years because I always want the newest and
what are you riding them around town? Or I've always
wanted wanted to I have the stick one that you mounted,
the so are you wearing at your dicens? I used
them a lot. I love the vacuum. I don't know
if you know this about it. I love that you
no problem at all? Alright, I would love a nice
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dice all right now, my gandhi, we saved you for
last week? What would you love? What thing would you love?
So it has to be a thing. It can't be
a critter. It can absolutely be a critter. All I want,
and I am not kidding, All I want is a
little domesticated raccoon. We didn't get those very cheap. You're
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not going to get a domesticated record. I know. This
is what everyone tells me. And I'm like why. I
see them on YouTube all the time and they ride
scooters and they vacuum. They have thumbs, the thumbs so
they could do a lot. Keep in mind, keep in
mind Gandhi smokes a lot of weed. Yes, you really
wanted to? We want to? Seriously, I want one so bad. No,
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I swear. This is such a topic of contention within
my family because they're really worried that I'm going to
get one, because if I can, I will. Yeah, you
have to have a permit, I believe. Okay, So if
you can't get a permit, okay, I don't know what
you can get one. If you can't get a permit,
what thing like would you like? Okay? I really would
also love a saltwater fish tank. Okay, yeah, I think
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they're really cool and they're really pretty. Collecting fish. It's
it's a fun thing, but you know, is not easy
to take They're not they're tough to take care of,
but they're just so pretty and relaxing. Which New York.
Surely there's a company that comes out and takes care
of Maybe Nate can come over with his new disonacum.
If the raccoon is truly domesticated, he can take care
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of the fish. Thankful. You know, I think you should
get a bearded dragon like I have. Honestly think she
doesn't want to bear to Daly. Think you would love
it because you can take him out of the tank
and they get very attached to the people that they're with.
We have forty seconds. You know what you would like?
What Dyson? Speaking of Dyson, they make um this wonderful
hair drawing. But she said, you guys are telling her
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what I want to know what she wants. This isn't
about what you want her to think about. I really
thought about it, and to your to what you said,
there's not a lot that I really want. But if
I could get a little raccoon, man would'd be happy.
What about you? Thank you for asking. I'm sorry treous No,
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you guys took up too much time. I would like
another Schnauzer puppy. I don't think I'm gonna get one.
My heart is going to be broken. The fifteen minute
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