November 20, 2018 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Check check check check check, turn it down a little
bit of it's too off. You're good, Yeah, a lot
for you right now. All right, here we go. What
would you talk about on your on your podcast first
(00:22):
minute morning show? Will you have Garrett and you have
the assistant, the mind, the beard growing Andrew here not growing? Well,
I'll tell you that's coming in nicely. It's coming in nicely.
We are holding down the fifteen minute morning show today,
I'll be honest. Mariah Carey's here. No one else is here, bigger,
(00:44):
bigger name online too than the podcast. But that's all right.
There's us and we're gonna hold it down as we
we give you the fifteen minute morning show. So thank
you for listening, thank you for not turning off. And
if you've turned off already, well sorry, pass that along
because they're not gonna hear it. So, Uh, Andrew's here,
I'm here, and who knows where's Jake. Jake's filming Maria
(01:06):
Mariah has consumed our entire show. So there's no Jake,
there's no Jake, there's no by Gandhi, no every everyone
that would be a part of this podcast on a
regular basis is UH is a part of the Mariah
Carey interview and rightfully, so it's Mariah Carey. Now you
and I have worked here for a very long time.
(01:27):
Someone like Maria, do you go Maria or has that
become jaded where like celebrity isms or celebrities in general
just don't do anything for you know, I mean she's
like a legend, Like like what celebrity like? So you know,
we just saw Maria. What's celebrity for you? Andrew personally,
would you like be taken back? You would literally freak
out over newscasters. Newscasters like whenever I see Rosanna Scotto,
(01:50):
I'm like, I see you every morning. Okay, so even
on the local and national level, like that's you're like
local newspeople like Sam Champion, you throw like any local newsperson,
I'm like, wow, they exist. Yeah. I think it's because
I've been here for so much for so long. I
think when I see someone it's it's now just like
(02:10):
as if I'm talking with you, you know, it's to me.
But my friends are like you just met blah blah
blah blah blah, And I'm like, yeah, so yeah, usually
I don't talk to them. I still have that where
I'm just kind of like, I'll respect their private space. Well,
it was. It was funny because Andrew, you were prepping
Mariah's arrival, which try to say that three times fast
and not good or not easy, but as you were
(02:32):
doing it, we're literally it was like it was I
felt like it was a reality TV show where they're
finishing the house right before the family comes home. Around
the corner, you were finishing decorating the green room, which
came out fabulously seconds before Mariah was about to walk in,
as if she as if it's been done for hours,
you put the final touches on it like she was
(02:53):
steps away from and not even knowing you were in there. Yeah,
I mean that name tag really saved the day. Safety
all right. So the other thing too that if you're
not if you don't listen to our show or you're
you don't follow anybody on social media. Our friend Andrew
right here is uh is in putting it in fifth
gear in his ever so long quest to get on
(03:16):
the TV show Survivor. Yes, now, we've checked in from
time to time to see where he's at. He's he's
made it. A few rounds here, a few rounds there,
I can't say that. Well, at least I can at
least that's what I would like to think. Like I
would like to think you were in like the final
two and they chose to go with Sam as opposed
to Andrew. Whatever the case. Maybe uh so, so we
(03:37):
are now all getting behind Andrew in the sense of
making videos. Yes, I've made a video, several other people
have made a videos. Who hasn't made a video on
this show yet? For Elvis is making his today, Nate's
doing one. Really, the main thing is once the videos released,
we need our listeners to show up. Like Bobby Bones
listeners showed up. Everybody needs to be retweeting, liking spam
(03:59):
so you're evercasting people, so you need so so just
like Bobby Bones who had a two dred to one
odds of winning Dancing with the Stars. By the way,
if you put down thousand bucks on that in Vegas,
but if you're putting a thousand bucks down on Dancing
with the Stars in Vegas, you need to have to
talk to someone because that that's a hell of a
lot of money to to put on Dancing with the Stars.
(04:20):
That being said, if you did two tho dollars, right,
then and there if you're serious, if you put down
on thousand dollars at the beginning of the season at
two one odds. It's so funny to see people so
angry that he won, because it really like when you
watch reality TV, like be a Survivor or Big Brother, Like,
I don't know, to see people so angry that he won.
When you watch Survivor, you have people that win that
(04:40):
you like. If people that you know, you know, I
use and you're like, oh, they should have won. It
seems like this was such an unnatural thing for them
that they're like, oh no, this wasn't right. I know,
like dealing with a lot of people calling in and
on Instagram and Twitter to like, I think one person
last night, I just said congratulations the Bobby bones, and
the person uh said uh, Like he didn't deserve to win.
(05:03):
At the end of the day, he made it to
the finals. He did something right. And and I think
in every good show, just like from Survivor to Dancing
with the Stars and everywhere in the middle, every so
often you have to change the rules. Now, they didn't
change the rules specifically for Bobby, but what they did
the season on Dancing with Stars was they waited the
overall audience. Oh, they changed a little bit, so so
(05:24):
it used to be more like now, I believe it
was like sixty forty like more relying on the audience
vote as opposed to just what the judges thought. Because
if if it was just the to the judges, that
fourteen year old from Disney Channel would have won whatever.
And uh so, so Bobby Bones won and then from
there he even turned off He had to turn off
(05:45):
his Instagram comments too, because people were just That's what
I also find finding people were so so down on
Bobby Bones winning that he had to turn off his
comments because it was nothing but hate. If you're hating, again,
the same person who puts a thousand dollars on Dancing
with the Stars to win. If you're hating on someone
who's on the actual show, you got to talk to
(06:06):
some much. Yeah, Honestly, like I said, you have people
that win that you like, your people that don't win,
you wish one. You gotta get over it. It's just
a show now for you. Now, we're very close to
Bobby within the sense of he works for our company
I Heart Media and I Heart Radio, and he's he
we run into him at various events outside of knowing
Bobby being a fan of just reality shows in general.
(06:27):
Who have you personally dislike the most on any of
your watching of reality TV? And who's one? No one
or who's one? Yeah? Thank that's like a hard one.
I mean, obviously with Survivor, I feel like they've gone
through a string of like a couple of people that
I'm like, oh, they're boring winners. And but until you're
in that position, I think you'll appreciate those boring winners
(06:49):
once they once once if and when you get on
that show, yeah and again. It's almost like a Dancing
with the Stars Bobby one because he was charismatic, so
like Danielle. Again, the people that voted for him and
voted for him based off his personality, I think that
says a lot. At the end of the day. I
love the fact that he made the story because at
the end of the day, you know, a reality shows
a good storyline, like the script. The whole thing Bobby's
(07:11):
story was the fact he was the the geek, the
geek slash underdog that no one predicted to win, everyone
thought to not like the everyone was judging in the
book by its cover to Nach was gonna win six
seasons of winners who were past athletes and dancers. And
I have to say, like I didn't. I don't watch
Dancing with the story, but to hear that, it's kind
(07:31):
of like, well, I'm happy that someone with no dancing
experience one. Isn't that the point of the show. Well, yes,
but unfortunately the masses want to see someone who has
some type of talent, but in the sense of like
dance talent, Like they want someone as opposed to Bobby,
who had no dance talent whatsoever, to YouTube and type
in dance videos and have a good time watching people
good and then click the little thumbs up on YouTube
(07:54):
thumbs down on that and call it call it itself
a day, uh, and don't and don't start harassing people.
But it's just a win. Interesting watching people's reaction over
Dancing with the Stars. This is gonna tear families apart.
At Thanksgiving, take several seats, just relax, eat some mashed
potatoes called tonight. What do you do for Thanksgiving? Mom? Mom?
(08:14):
Do you do the You have to do an Italian
Thanksgiving where it's more positive, more positive than past, no
pasta at all i ham and a turkey are, which
is weird because Andrew's mom is the type of mom
that Angel will walk in on Monday with jars upon
jars of food saying, hey, mom made left Mom made
all this food and there's no place to put it
(08:37):
at home, and you'll come in with trays of Ravioli's. Yeah,
we don't have an Italian thanks I don't even know.
The pasta is just a car that shouldn't be on
the table. Now, when you go home for well forget Thanksgiving,
you're sitting around the table the whole families are. How
many people in your family? Eighteen? Okay, still large. Who's
the first person that's going to look at you? Going
(08:58):
that bear doesn't look nice? It's my nona, Your nona
only because she's not used to you having facial hair.
Yeah she's she's not. She's not going to be a
fan of it. I could just already already, you know,
And then you'll have to explain why you don't grow
any hair underneath your chin, which I keep telling people,
tell Apecia, yeah, it's not something the crazy old person
disease where they have like patches of bald spots like
(09:20):
I have a old person disease under my chin. But
that's the thing. You really can't see it though, unless
you're like looking up at a skyscraper. There's really no way.
I will say, when I smile, it's obvious because like
my chin kind of goes down a little bit and
you're like, oh, is that white spot? And then you
have to explain yourself. No, I know, I know that.
Feeling very well, but growing a beard because you're actually
doing it for something very noble. You're doing it from
November and you raised your money and like you were.
(09:42):
I asked you the other day, I like, you raised
your money, what are you gonna do? But you are
living it out until the end of the month, plowing
it out to the end of the month because you
are sticking with it because you raised your money and
you want to see it through, which I do commend
you on that. Thank you. Yeah, it's been different. What
what have you learned growing a b because I've gotten
so many compliments. I've never been once to get any compliments,
(10:04):
and I've gotten so many of them. People based off
of your facial hair loan. Do you think you could
trim it down and keep it too much maintenance. I'm
not about that. I'm the type of person that just
wants to get up and go. I don't want to
have to like trim my beard every couple of days.
I don't have to put gel or oil. Are you
trimming it now? Are you just growing it? Just growing it? See? Now?
This is it's funny because you're growing it at a
(10:24):
time where you're trying to be on Survivor, So we
would see what you would look like. Probably what is
this day, day twenty on the island. So have made
the merge? We're good, you had made the merge. You're
you're about ten days away from the finale. No, nineteen days.
Oh so you got another I thought they were on
for like a month. So this is like you're at
(10:46):
halftime of If you were to be on the island
growing your beard, I would also be twenty pounds thinner
way tanner, and your beard I think would be thicker too,
because you would be you'd be skinnier to make in,
your beard would look thicker, and you would look like
Tom Hanks in castream Boat. Uh, it is a weird situation.
(11:08):
As we were talking great tea walk buying in a
red suit. So God only knows what's going to happen there.
Uh not on this podcast, I can tell you that.
But all I could say is just keep on listening
to the to the show tomorrow because it is, uh
the Thanksgiving show. Just like every every show that puts
on a show right before Thanksgiving, they celebrate Thanksgiving with
a massive amount of food and Mariah Carey like, who
(11:30):
doesn't do that? Uh so, yeah, it up your Christmas tree?
Yet not yet. I think I'm gonna be one of
the first. First time I'm gonna do it is probably
like Black Friday, right after I do the same thing.
I've never done it before. It's usually like two weeks
in and uh and we put it up. But you
know what I say, screw it. It's been that type
of year where it's like, just give me a little
(11:50):
give me more joy than than sadness. Yeah, I'm a
fan of right after Christmas, after Thanksgiving, real or fake
fake ze is too much maintenance. You and the maintenance
between the beards and your trees went fast and simple.
Let's just call out a day. Put that in your
Tinder profile. It's fast and simple. Uh no, no, we
Uh So I always wanted to cut down my own
(12:12):
tree growing up. My parents did when I was like two,
so I don't remember it obviously, but they put it
in our backyard. My dad did because he thought it
was you know, let's do something, you know, uh, cut
a tree from your backyard. No no, no, no, no no.
We they cut it down and then after it was
done for Christmas, my dad put it in the backyard
and replanted it. Problem is, you replant something like that,
(12:33):
especially a pine tree, all the roots start going under.
So it's so the tree that was once a very
joyous occasion for Christmas started cracking the foundation of my
parents house. Uh so uh that's so. That's why we
never got a Christmas tree after that because it was
just yeah, fake tree. But we we started when we
(12:54):
bought our new house, we started getting a new tree
chopping it down. I've never chopped down a tree before.
It is very hard. Um. The problem is once you
cut down a tree from a Christmas tree farm, if
you don't know, you have to carry it back to
like the checkout, No not just a car, the checkout,
you fir, you have to check out the tree. Do
you have to have to pay it on the car too?
If if you have a few extra bucks, you can
(13:14):
pay a nice, nice person to h to do it
for you. Because I don't trust myself tying anything to
the root of the car. Uh. It could be anywhere
from forty to sixty bucks. You know Amazon now delivers them. Yeah, no,
I I still I have problems with someone I don't
know coming into my house and and giving me a
Christmas tree that they come and take it out. The
(13:35):
only the only person I will allow in my house
involving Christmas, Santa Claus. Outside of that. Outside of that,
I do not need Amazon guy because if they were
in an Amazon, if they were in an Amazon outfit,
like in a uniform, I would say, Okay, you know what, fine,
But I have a guy that looks like he just
got out of class, um, you know, making some money
(13:57):
also doing Uber at the same time. I don't need
him putting on my Christmas tree. I just I just don't.
I mean, listen again, going back to fast and simple,
I'll say, yes, I'll take it. Just put up the
tree and then I have a natural tree and then
you have an Uber ride to wherever you're going after that,
or lift depending on depending on what he uses. All right. So, uh,
Andrew's video for Survivor will be out very soon, I
(14:18):
hope right before Christmas. Yes, all right, well it'll be
like next week the latest next week, so be to
retweet it like it. Look for it. Elvis Duran Show.
We're gonna get our boy and you on the on
an island. I don't know what I I will be
here from March till May, hopefully fingers crossed and you
two could see what the beard will look like in
full throttle after spending thirty nine days on the island.
(14:43):
All right, well tomorrow Nate might be in charge, so
this podcast might be literally five seconds. So if we
do not talk to you tomorrow, Happy Thanksgiving. Thank you
for listening each and every day to us, not just
on the fifteen Minute Morning Show, but on the Big
Show as well. Tomorrow more, I carried turkey and barbecue.
That's weird. Turkey barbecue is deliciously Thank you and thank
(15:07):
the fifteen Minute Morning Show
Check check check check check, turn it down a little
bit of it's too off. You're good, Yeah, a lot
for you right now. All right, here we go. What
would you talk about on your on your podcast first
(00:22):
minute morning show? Will you have Garrett and you have
the assistant, the mind, the beard growing Andrew here not growing? Well,
I'll tell you that's coming in nicely. It's coming in nicely.
We are holding down the fifteen minute morning show today,
I'll be honest. Mariah Carey's here. No one else is here, bigger,
(00:44):
bigger name online too than the podcast. But that's all right.
There's us and we're gonna hold it down as we
we give you the fifteen minute morning show. So thank
you for listening, thank you for not turning off. And
if you've turned off already, well sorry, pass that along
because they're not gonna hear it. So, Uh, Andrew's here,
I'm here, and who knows where's Jake. Jake's filming Maria
(01:06):
Mariah has consumed our entire show. So there's no Jake,
there's no Jake, there's no by Gandhi, no every everyone
that would be a part of this podcast on a
regular basis is UH is a part of the Mariah
Carey interview and rightfully, so it's Mariah Carey. Now you
and I have worked here for a very long time.
(01:27):
Someone like Maria, do you go Maria or has that
become jaded where like celebrity isms or celebrities in general
just don't do anything for you know, I mean she's
like a legend, Like like what celebrity like? So you know,
we just saw Maria. What's celebrity for you? Andrew personally,
would you like be taken back? You would literally freak
out over newscasters. Newscasters like whenever I see Rosanna Scotto,
(01:50):
I'm like, I see you every morning. Okay, so even
on the local and national level, like that's you're like
local newspeople like Sam Champion, you throw like any local newsperson,
I'm like, wow, they exist. Yeah. I think it's because
I've been here for so much for so long. I
think when I see someone it's it's now just like
(02:10):
as if I'm talking with you, you know, it's to me.
But my friends are like you just met blah blah
blah blah blah, And I'm like, yeah, so yeah, usually
I don't talk to them. I still have that where
I'm just kind of like, I'll respect their private space. Well,
it was. It was funny because Andrew, you were prepping
Mariah's arrival, which try to say that three times fast
and not good or not easy, but as you were
(02:32):
doing it, we're literally it was like it was I
felt like it was a reality TV show where they're
finishing the house right before the family comes home. Around
the corner, you were finishing decorating the green room, which
came out fabulously seconds before Mariah was about to walk in,
as if she as if it's been done for hours,
you put the final touches on it like she was
(02:53):
steps away from and not even knowing you were in there. Yeah,
I mean that name tag really saved the day. Safety
all right. So the other thing too that if you're
not if you don't listen to our show or you're
you don't follow anybody on social media. Our friend Andrew
right here is uh is in putting it in fifth
gear in his ever so long quest to get on
(03:16):
the TV show Survivor. Yes, now, we've checked in from
time to time to see where he's at. He's he's
made it. A few rounds here, a few rounds there,
I can't say that. Well, at least I can at
least that's what I would like to think. Like I
would like to think you were in like the final
two and they chose to go with Sam as opposed
to Andrew. Whatever the case. Maybe uh so, so we
(03:37):
are now all getting behind Andrew in the sense of
making videos. Yes, I've made a video, several other people
have made a videos. Who hasn't made a video on
this show yet? For Elvis is making his today, Nate's
doing one. Really, the main thing is once the videos released,
we need our listeners to show up. Like Bobby Bones
listeners showed up. Everybody needs to be retweeting, liking spam
(03:59):
so you're evercasting people, so you need so so just
like Bobby Bones who had a two dred to one
odds of winning Dancing with the Stars. By the way,
if you put down thousand bucks on that in Vegas,
but if you're putting a thousand bucks down on Dancing
with the Stars in Vegas, you need to have to
talk to someone because that that's a hell of a
lot of money to to put on Dancing with the Stars.
(04:20):
That being said, if you did two tho dollars, right,
then and there if you're serious, if you put down
on thousand dollars at the beginning of the season at
two one odds. It's so funny to see people so
angry that he won, because it really like when you
watch reality TV, like be a Survivor or Big Brother, Like,
I don't know, to see people so angry that he won.
When you watch Survivor, you have people that win that
(04:40):
you like. If people that you know, you know, I
use and you're like, oh, they should have won. It
seems like this was such an unnatural thing for them
that they're like, oh no, this wasn't right. I know,
like dealing with a lot of people calling in and
on Instagram and Twitter to like, I think one person
last night, I just said congratulations the Bobby bones, and
the person uh said uh, Like he didn't deserve to win.
(05:03):
At the end of the day, he made it to
the finals. He did something right. And and I think
in every good show, just like from Survivor to Dancing
with the Stars and everywhere in the middle, every so
often you have to change the rules. Now, they didn't
change the rules specifically for Bobby, but what they did
the season on Dancing with Stars was they waited the
overall audience. Oh, they changed a little bit, so so
(05:24):
it used to be more like now, I believe it
was like sixty forty like more relying on the audience
vote as opposed to just what the judges thought. Because
if if it was just the to the judges, that
fourteen year old from Disney Channel would have won whatever.
And uh so, so Bobby Bones won and then from
there he even turned off He had to turn off
(05:45):
his Instagram comments too, because people were just That's what
I also find finding people were so so down on
Bobby Bones winning that he had to turn off his
comments because it was nothing but hate. If you're hating, again,
the same person who puts a thousand dollars on Dancing
with the Stars to win. If you're hating on someone
who's on the actual show, you got to talk to
(06:06):
some much. Yeah, Honestly, like I said, you have people
that win that you like, your people that don't win,
you wish one. You gotta get over it. It's just
a show now for you. Now, we're very close to
Bobby within the sense of he works for our company
I Heart Media and I Heart Radio, and he's he
we run into him at various events outside of knowing
Bobby being a fan of just reality shows in general.
(06:27):
Who have you personally dislike the most on any of
your watching of reality TV? And who's one? No one
or who's one? Yeah? Thank that's like a hard one.
I mean, obviously with Survivor, I feel like they've gone
through a string of like a couple of people that
I'm like, oh, they're boring winners. And but until you're
in that position, I think you'll appreciate those boring winners
(06:49):
once they once once if and when you get on
that show, yeah and again. It's almost like a Dancing
with the Stars Bobby one because he was charismatic, so
like Danielle. Again, the people that voted for him and
voted for him based off his personality, I think that
says a lot. At the end of the day. I
love the fact that he made the story because at
the end of the day, you know, a reality shows
a good storyline, like the script. The whole thing Bobby's
(07:11):
story was the fact he was the the geek, the
geek slash underdog that no one predicted to win, everyone
thought to not like the everyone was judging in the
book by its cover to Nach was gonna win six
seasons of winners who were past athletes and dancers. And
I have to say, like I didn't. I don't watch
Dancing with the story, but to hear that, it's kind
(07:31):
of like, well, I'm happy that someone with no dancing
experience one. Isn't that the point of the show. Well, yes,
but unfortunately the masses want to see someone who has
some type of talent, but in the sense of like
dance talent, Like they want someone as opposed to Bobby,
who had no dance talent whatsoever, to YouTube and type
in dance videos and have a good time watching people
good and then click the little thumbs up on YouTube
(07:54):
thumbs down on that and call it call it itself
a day, uh, and don't and don't start harassing people.
But it's just a win. Interesting watching people's reaction over
Dancing with the Stars. This is gonna tear families apart.
At Thanksgiving, take several seats, just relax, eat some mashed
potatoes called tonight. What do you do for Thanksgiving? Mom? Mom?
(08:14):
Do you do the You have to do an Italian
Thanksgiving where it's more positive, more positive than past, no
pasta at all i ham and a turkey are, which
is weird because Andrew's mom is the type of mom
that Angel will walk in on Monday with jars upon
jars of food saying, hey, mom made left Mom made
all this food and there's no place to put it
(08:37):
at home, and you'll come in with trays of Ravioli's. Yeah,
we don't have an Italian thanks I don't even know.
The pasta is just a car that shouldn't be on
the table. Now, when you go home for well forget Thanksgiving,
you're sitting around the table the whole families are. How
many people in your family? Eighteen? Okay, still large. Who's
the first person that's going to look at you? Going
(08:58):
that bear doesn't look nice? It's my nona, Your nona
only because she's not used to you having facial hair.
Yeah she's she's not. She's not going to be a
fan of it. I could just already already, you know,
And then you'll have to explain why you don't grow
any hair underneath your chin, which I keep telling people,
tell Apecia, yeah, it's not something the crazy old person
disease where they have like patches of bald spots like
(09:20):
I have a old person disease under my chin. But
that's the thing. You really can't see it though, unless
you're like looking up at a skyscraper. There's really no way.
I will say, when I smile, it's obvious because like
my chin kind of goes down a little bit and
you're like, oh, is that white spot? And then you
have to explain yourself. No, I know, I know that.
Feeling very well, but growing a beard because you're actually
doing it for something very noble. You're doing it from
November and you raised your money and like you were.
(09:42):
I asked you the other day, I like, you raised
your money, what are you gonna do? But you are
living it out until the end of the month, plowing
it out to the end of the month because you
are sticking with it because you raised your money and
you want to see it through, which I do commend
you on that. Thank you. Yeah, it's been different. What
what have you learned growing a b because I've gotten
so many compliments. I've never been once to get any compliments,
(10:04):
and I've gotten so many of them. People based off
of your facial hair loan. Do you think you could
trim it down and keep it too much maintenance. I'm
not about that. I'm the type of person that just
wants to get up and go. I don't want to
have to like trim my beard every couple of days.
I don't have to put gel or oil. Are you
trimming it now? Are you just growing it? Just growing it? See? Now?
This is it's funny because you're growing it at a
(10:24):
time where you're trying to be on Survivor, So we
would see what you would look like. Probably what is
this day, day twenty on the island. So have made
the merge? We're good, you had made the merge. You're
you're about ten days away from the finale. No, nineteen days.
Oh so you got another I thought they were on
for like a month. So this is like you're at
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halftime of If you were to be on the island
growing your beard, I would also be twenty pounds thinner
way tanner, and your beard I think would be thicker too,
because you would be you'd be skinnier to make in,
your beard would look thicker, and you would look like
Tom Hanks in castream Boat. Uh, it is a weird situation.
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As we were talking great tea walk buying in a
red suit. So God only knows what's going to happen there.
Uh not on this podcast, I can tell you that.
But all I could say is just keep on listening
to the to the show tomorrow because it is, uh
the Thanksgiving show. Just like every every show that puts
on a show right before Thanksgiving, they celebrate Thanksgiving with
a massive amount of food and Mariah Carey like, who
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doesn't do that? Uh so, yeah, it up your Christmas tree?
Yet not yet. I think I'm gonna be one of
the first. First time I'm gonna do it is probably
like Black Friday, right after I do the same thing.
I've never done it before. It's usually like two weeks
in and uh and we put it up. But you
know what I say, screw it. It's been that type
of year where it's like, just give me a little
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give me more joy than than sadness. Yeah, I'm a
fan of right after Christmas, after Thanksgiving, real or fake
fake ze is too much maintenance. You and the maintenance
between the beards and your trees went fast and simple.
Let's just call out a day. Put that in your
Tinder profile. It's fast and simple. Uh no, no, we
Uh So I always wanted to cut down my own
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tree growing up. My parents did when I was like two,
so I don't remember it obviously, but they put it
in our backyard. My dad did because he thought it
was you know, let's do something, you know, uh, cut
a tree from your backyard. No no, no, no, no no.
We they cut it down and then after it was
done for Christmas, my dad put it in the backyard
and replanted it. Problem is, you replant something like that,
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especially a pine tree, all the roots start going under.
So it's so the tree that was once a very
joyous occasion for Christmas started cracking the foundation of my
parents house. Uh so uh that's so. That's why we
never got a Christmas tree after that because it was
just yeah, fake tree. But we we started when we
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bought our new house, we started getting a new tree
chopping it down. I've never chopped down a tree before.
It is very hard. Um. The problem is once you
cut down a tree from a Christmas tree farm, if
you don't know, you have to carry it back to
like the checkout, No not just a car, the checkout,
you fir, you have to check out the tree. Do
you have to have to pay it on the car too?
If if you have a few extra bucks, you can
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pay a nice, nice person to h to do it
for you. Because I don't trust myself tying anything to
the root of the car. Uh. It could be anywhere
from forty to sixty bucks. You know Amazon now delivers them. Yeah, no,
I I still I have problems with someone I don't
know coming into my house and and giving me a
Christmas tree that they come and take it out. The
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only the only person I will allow in my house
involving Christmas, Santa Claus. Outside of that. Outside of that,
I do not need Amazon guy because if they were
in an Amazon, if they were in an Amazon outfit,
like in a uniform, I would say, Okay, you know what, fine,
But I have a guy that looks like he just
got out of class, um, you know, making some money
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also doing Uber at the same time. I don't need
him putting on my Christmas tree. I just I just don't.
I mean, listen again, going back to fast and simple,
I'll say, yes, I'll take it. Just put up the
tree and then I have a natural tree and then
you have an Uber ride to wherever you're going after that,
or lift depending on depending on what he uses. All right. So, uh,
Andrew's video for Survivor will be out very soon, I
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hope right before Christmas. Yes, all right, well it'll be
like next week the latest next week, so be to
retweet it like it. Look for it. Elvis Duran Show.
We're gonna get our boy and you on the on
an island. I don't know what I I will be
here from March till May, hopefully fingers crossed and you
two could see what the beard will look like in
full throttle after spending thirty nine days on the island.
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All right, well tomorrow Nate might be in charge, so
this podcast might be literally five seconds. So if we
do not talk to you tomorrow, Happy Thanksgiving. Thank you
for listening each and every day to us, not just
on the fifteen Minute Morning Show, but on the Big
Show as well. Tomorrow more, I carried turkey and barbecue.
That's weird. Turkey barbecue is deliciously Thank you and thank
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