November 14, 2018 • 15 mins
Danielle, Gandhi and Garrett talk about the petty fights they have gotten into, MOST reveal around food. Plus, why are people LICKING other people?!?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
D for what would you talk about on your on
your podcasts show, Johndy, you said it earlier. There's so
much food around here. It's ridiculous and I think it's
(00:20):
causing problems. And we we started our podcast. There was you,
there was me, and there was Danielle. Then Danielle just
like a little kid, said New Tella yes and ran
out of the studio. I love Sue. So here's the thing.
I'm obsessed with New Tell. I love New Tell, okay,
And as we all are, yes, there was an appearance
(00:41):
I was supposed to do today for New Tella and
it wound up being that I wasn't able to do
it because there's something going on at my son's school
later on this afternoon, right, So I was like, oh
my gosh. And then I just Scary Jones doing the
New Tell appearance. I think no, I think Caroline is
going to do it to you. They can put my
name the new telebottom it says Danielle, it should say Daniella, Daniella, Danielle.
(01:04):
You know. I think it was when I first went
to Italy. New Tella is like ketchup packets over there,
like instead of catchup packets. Everything. So we were just
talking about how there it's one of those days where
it's just so much food and gandhi you've never experienced.
You're about to experience this for the first time around
here with the show being new. This is the time
(01:27):
of the year where everyone sends something and it's normally food.
The food baskets that are going to come with the
cheese and chocolate. The freshman fifteen from college carries over
to when you start this job for the first time,
Like that's what they told me when I started in radio.
They were like, the freshman fifteen is a myth, the
radio fifteen is real and Dan they were right because
(01:49):
we will slam. Like today, let's go through the things
that we had to eat. We have fried chicken. Scotty
b bless his heart, brought me the cereal that I
asked for, which was little mini chips. Ahoy, we've all
been eaten it. We love been eating it. By the way,
another thing you don't know, Scotty Be didn't buy that
like yesterday. Scotty Be has had that in his basement
for probably a good six months. Well, I just put
in the request, but he in his basement. It's like
(02:13):
say there's an emergency in the world. He's got the
He's a pure he has every cereal down there. Like
you tell him what you want, He's got it in
his staff. I love him for it. So he brought that.
Then with all the fried chickens, there was amazing like hibachi,
tepa rice, then gravy. There were like mango baked over
(02:35):
turnover things, and Elvis kept coming over to us just
have a bite. Not to mention all the candy that's
just sitting out around here, and I'm like a goldfish.
We'll just keep munching on things until I explode and
then we're good until a certain point and then I
just I'm like, I just can't do it anymore. I
can't sitting here like I'm wearing a giant like jacket
right now because my pants don't fit. Yeah, but like
(02:57):
the food combined with today we have in Mark Ballace
and H. B. C. Jen a k A. Alexander Jane,
and we were talking about how they tore on the
road together. They do everything together, and you know as
well as I know, they have to get into some
like petty ass fight. Oh yeah, Well, so we're talking
about Scotty b and I don't think you know this, Gandhi,
but the YouTube blankets down. But here this show. Oh
(03:19):
I heard no, I heard about this party. Sentence to
me was extreme gets that like those cereals. That's amazing.
But yeah, so we're about to start this, this award
winning podcast, not nominated for an I Heeart Award yet
or probably never. I don't know why. But but Danielle
and you know why because we run out of the
studio and grab food. Yeah. I think if we stayed
(03:40):
here we could have had an award, be competing with
the Brooklyn Boys. So Brody walked by. I got the
I got the side eye from Brody like he was
offended that he wasn't in here. So all I said,
I gave the welcoming come on in. Yeah, and he
said no, no. Well actually, when he was in the
other studio and I said we're going to go do
the podcast now, he did say I can't do it. Oh,
A lot of stuff going on. It was a stank
(04:02):
I don't know. He just likes the stanky face he does. Yeah. Um, okay,
so we're talking about what we're gonna talk about today,
which was like the petty fights that you've gotten into
because you know that Alexander Jean, which is Mark Ballas
and his girl BC Jean have had to have like
ridiculously petty fights on the road totally. So I was
thinking about, like my pettiest fight with one of my
(04:22):
boyfriends ever, and it totally had to do with food.
So I wanted to know from other people it was
the pettiest fight before I disclose how bad mine was.
Mine was food. It was food. It was food. I
was in Atlanta. No, it was in Savannah, Georgia with
my then girlfriend now wife Ali, and we're at dinner
and it was after a full meal, and she goes,
(04:42):
let's have some let's have some pie. I said, no, okay,
she goes, why I'm full. I don't want pie. I
can't get a slice. I have to order a pie.
They don't sell the slices because it was a nice restaurant. Okay,
so then we don't get any but I want pie.
I don't want pie. I got up and I walked
(05:03):
out of the restaurant. Here's the thing. It was after
like a bottle of bottle and maybe change of wine.
I got lost in Savannah, Georgia. Savannah Georgia is also
known as a ghost town at night, and when you
go through the ghost town you see ghost tours go by,
not actually like ghost but people will on the ghost
tours listening to where people died. And I'm drunk, I'm lost,
(05:25):
cell phone beyond like negative one percent. I'm sitting at
a pay phone trying to call Ali Collect. I wouldn't
pick up my collect call. You don't deserve it. You
should just let her get the pie, act like you
want it. Let her get the pine and take out.
But then if I didn't need it, then it would
have been like, why aren't you having the pie because
started you always say I don't feel good a stomach.
I don't get get that at that, But you could
have had the pine taken at home. Getting lost in
a ghost town is never fun. Getting lost anywhere, It's
(05:47):
never fun. I don't enjoy getting lost. No, I don't
like getting lost. Fight fight was actually with an ex boyfriend.
I don't remember what the fight was about, but I
remember throwing an entire pizza at him. Everybody involved again
in the box out of the box. No, it was
I think the box at all and the pizza fell
out of the box, and I'm like, you see what
(06:08):
you made me do throw a pizza and then that
you know whatever, You've got to be pretty man to
throw something. I did have a Okay, this is kind
of petty. So my ex boyfriend had a manicure and
he didn't want to chip his manicure. So we went
bowling and he wouldn't because he was a fraidy chips manicure.
And so we had a fight about that because I'm like,
(06:30):
you need to bowl and he didn't want to bowl,
and it's because he was going to I would lose
that right now. It was like, at that point, did
you look at him, like, outside of starting the petty fight,
did you look at him go he's not the one? Yeah,
I totally. That was one of the things that told
me he was not never having sex. There was. There
(06:50):
was also the time he didn't want me to wrinkle
his nice clothes. Get out of here. He's funny enough,
Gandhi that boyfriend's clayakn No, he said, don't like he goes,
you know, designer clothes, Like I would go to hug
him and he would not want you to wrinkle his clothe.
He wouldn't take a hug, coloring, swear God, get out
(07:11):
of here. I can't make this up. Get out of here.
I can't make it up. So did you have to
break up with him or did he break up with you?
I broke up with him, And did you do it nicely?
Because we were Yeah, it was very amicable, a hard hug.
We still talked afterwards. But I think one of us
brought flowers to the breakup to make it easier. It
(07:31):
probably went out to eat. It was probably him. It
might have been him. I don't remember. It was amicable
and it was fine, and I don't I think he's
married now, but I wonder if he's getting his clothes wrinkld.
I don't know. Do you think he gives his children manicures? Might?
A guy like that can't have kids. He was a
nice guy. He was just not for me guy, right,
You know that together a long time after after bowling
was at the beginning of the end where you're like, no,
(07:52):
there was stuff before that that was more petty stuff.
There's a couple of things that happened that do you
want me to tell you? I hope he's not listening. Um.
So I was in a play. A lot of summer theater.
So I was in the theater in the summer. Um. No,
it might have been Pinocchio, might have been. I don't know.
(08:14):
So it was in the Bronx. Anyway, he was first
of all, they wanted a small donation when you came in,
and instead of giving a small donation, he took out
his water of cash and proceeded to, like, you know,
to make it show everybody how much he had. And
I was just like, no, okay, So that put me up.
Then I look into the audience and I'm doing a show,
(08:35):
and I get off your board. But he was sleeping.
What was like? He said, And I'm trying to perform
whatever I was, And there he is, I got no strings.
That's exactly what I was singing. And was Pinocchio? So
he was leaping it. Did you like light them up?
(08:56):
When you left? We all you a couple of things.
There were some there were some words. Let's just say
there was some words. So I love hearing about what
a couple is spie about, because I feel like all
mine are just stupid. Like the biggest fight that I
ever got, no I had. I have multiples. I never
get in fights about like the serious stuff because I'
pretty laid back about serious stuff, but like tiny little
things which just send me over the edge. What Like.
(09:17):
I came home and we went it's weird that we're
talking about Japanese steakhouse again, but we went and we
went to this like Japanese seakhouse place. And I came
home with leftovers, and I was banking on those leftovers
like the whole day. The next day. I was super excited.
I come home from work. I didn't get anything else
to eat because I was like, Oh, those leftovers is
gonna be dope. I come in the boxes in there.
I opened the box and he did the guy thing
or he ate most of it but left like a
(09:38):
little ratty corner in there. So not only did that
excitement last me all the way up until I opened
the box, then I was starving and then I got
piste and I was like, you have got to be
kidding me. And I lost it and he was like,
what's the big deal, it's food. You're not gonna get
this not at me about food, are you? I was like, oh,
I am here we go. Yeah? Did he know you
(10:00):
want of those leftovers? He knows I want to? No, no, no, no,
did you say I want those together for a hundred years?
He knew I wanted those leftovers. That's a lot, that's
a long time. There's no way you're great for you,
I've been moisturizing. And we were together for long enough
that he knew, because you cannot say he knew, because
(10:21):
as soon as I opened the fridge and was going
for it, he was like oh, and he started walking away,
and I was like, what is he doing? Oh? Mother,
he got on perfect. He did it on purpose. And
he's like, I don't get you more. How are you
gonna go get me more? You can't go get me more.
I thought about making him do it, and then I
was like, no, I'll just lord this over your head
for the rest of our relation. How mad I am?
Did you eat the rest? Did you eat? Did you
(10:43):
eat the remaining Frederick? First of all, no, I threw it,
but there was like a tiny little ball, tiny tiny
little ball. I let my dog get it. Yeah, he
did that, and I want yeah, And I felt like
being dramatic because why I leave that ball? Because he
was a turd. He was such a turd about that.
I swear to god. He was like, leeful, you threw
rice you. I threw a bologny once just to see
if it would stick to the wall, but that's it food.
(11:07):
I threw markers that scary's head once you weren't here.
Was it like a genuine So this was like years ago.
This was like when we first started, like doing the
show full time, blah blah blah. After we were interns
and he came behind me and he licked my neck
and I breaked out on him. And all I had
in front of me was a little box and it
had all these sharpie markers in it and highlighters. I
(11:30):
took this box and I chucked it at him, and
Elvis was like, oh it was. It is one of
those memories that everybody remembers how pissed I was. He
will never lick me again. You should never someone and
my gonda get licked. I don't remember. I think I
was dating Sheldon at the time. He was piss well,
that's actually completely disgusted. He was like, what the the
(11:51):
only time I have ever seen my older sister, who's
the colmest, sweetest, nicest human in the world, strike someone
was because the dude licked me. And we were in Greece,
and this creepy guy was like hanging around and he
kept asking if he if we wanted him to take
the picture, and I was like, I don't want to
take the picture. We go to take a selfie. He
comes over, grabs me by the wrist, holds me in
and lick my face like from the bottom of my chin,
(12:12):
like up the side as I'm going to struggle, and
my sister punched him and she's like, run we ran away.
Did you go scrub your face? I scrubbed my everything, Gandhi.
We actually we found that day that Scary licked Danielle.
(12:34):
You don't have her headphones. Okay, she doesn't have headphones on.
That's why I was like, how come you're not reacting? No,
this is the exclusive audio of Scary looking from No.
I don't even believe that, but that noise is one
of the most vile. He thinks he's talented with his tongue.
(12:56):
Women want want him to to do you that, like
in public, Like, oh my god, he's giving me a
stomach ache is what he gave me today? That's good. Yeah,
speaking of licking. So one day this lad, I think
I told this. By the way, Eli's got her toes
licked in Vegas when we're out of pool. That's next story. Okay,
(13:19):
one day this my mother when she was a kid,
had something in her eye, and this woman came up
to my grandmother in the in the store and said,
I could get that out of her eye, but I
you have to let me do what I need to do.
And they didn't even know this woman, and my grandmother
was like, all right, she stuck her tongue in my
mother's eye and got out whatever it was stuck in
her I thought, oh no, I thought you were about
(13:41):
to say like she came and blew in her eye.
Because when people do that blow in your eye? How
often does that happen to you? When when stuff gets
in your eye and you can't get it out and
your friends, like, you want me to blow in your eye?
Sometimes been presented to me, and it's never been presented.
What's gonna happen? Now? You're gonna get something in your
eye and then some stranger today's you want me to
blow your eye. I'm gonna come to you first, blow
(14:02):
me take video of that. I didn't let that stick
your tongue in your eye. That's i'd be so I'll
let like any animal lick my hand or with a cheek, whatever,
but let it be a human. And I'm over that.
So some some woman went up to your your grandmother
and said, excuse me, ma'am, I can help you out,
(14:23):
and your grandmother said sure, please, and then that that
stranger went. It didn't sound like it had to sound
something like we have an intervention with Scary. Yeah, there
is no intervention, just never happened in the world. You know,
he thinks he's you know, that's the podcast. I do
(14:43):
love Scary, but you know, the tongue thing, I don't. Sorry,
it's not scary. It's done. Let's do let's do fifteen more.
Where you going back? They're gone fifteen minute morning. Oh
oh sorry. But I was like, why isn't she reacting?
(15:06):
That's so weird that maybe may
D for what would you talk about on your on
your podcasts show, Johndy, you said it earlier. There's so
much food around here. It's ridiculous and I think it's
(00:20):
causing problems. And we we started our podcast. There was you,
there was me, and there was Danielle. Then Danielle just
like a little kid, said New Tella yes and ran
out of the studio. I love Sue. So here's the thing.
I'm obsessed with New Tell. I love New Tell, okay,
And as we all are, yes, there was an appearance
(00:41):
I was supposed to do today for New Tella and
it wound up being that I wasn't able to do
it because there's something going on at my son's school
later on this afternoon, right, So I was like, oh
my gosh. And then I just Scary Jones doing the
New Tell appearance. I think no, I think Caroline is
going to do it to you. They can put my
name the new telebottom it says Danielle, it should say Daniella, Daniella, Danielle.
(01:04):
You know. I think it was when I first went
to Italy. New Tella is like ketchup packets over there,
like instead of catchup packets. Everything. So we were just
talking about how there it's one of those days where
it's just so much food and gandhi you've never experienced.
You're about to experience this for the first time around
here with the show being new. This is the time
(01:27):
of the year where everyone sends something and it's normally food.
The food baskets that are going to come with the
cheese and chocolate. The freshman fifteen from college carries over
to when you start this job for the first time,
Like that's what they told me when I started in radio.
They were like, the freshman fifteen is a myth, the
radio fifteen is real and Dan they were right because
(01:49):
we will slam. Like today, let's go through the things
that we had to eat. We have fried chicken. Scotty
b bless his heart, brought me the cereal that I
asked for, which was little mini chips. Ahoy, we've all
been eaten it. We love been eating it. By the way,
another thing you don't know, Scotty Be didn't buy that
like yesterday. Scotty Be has had that in his basement
for probably a good six months. Well, I just put
in the request, but he in his basement. It's like
(02:13):
say there's an emergency in the world. He's got the
He's a pure he has every cereal down there. Like
you tell him what you want, He's got it in
his staff. I love him for it. So he brought that.
Then with all the fried chickens, there was amazing like hibachi,
tepa rice, then gravy. There were like mango baked over
(02:35):
turnover things, and Elvis kept coming over to us just
have a bite. Not to mention all the candy that's
just sitting out around here, and I'm like a goldfish.
We'll just keep munching on things until I explode and
then we're good until a certain point and then I
just I'm like, I just can't do it anymore. I
can't sitting here like I'm wearing a giant like jacket
right now because my pants don't fit. Yeah, but like
(02:57):
the food combined with today we have in Mark Ballace
and H. B. C. Jen a k A. Alexander Jane,
and we were talking about how they tore on the
road together. They do everything together, and you know as
well as I know, they have to get into some
like petty ass fight. Oh yeah, Well, so we're talking
about Scotty b and I don't think you know this, Gandhi,
but the YouTube blankets down. But here this show. Oh
(03:19):
I heard no, I heard about this party. Sentence to
me was extreme gets that like those cereals. That's amazing.
But yeah, so we're about to start this, this award
winning podcast, not nominated for an I Heeart Award yet
or probably never. I don't know why. But but Danielle
and you know why because we run out of the
studio and grab food. Yeah. I think if we stayed
(03:40):
here we could have had an award, be competing with
the Brooklyn Boys. So Brody walked by. I got the
I got the side eye from Brody like he was
offended that he wasn't in here. So all I said,
I gave the welcoming come on in. Yeah, and he
said no, no. Well actually, when he was in the
other studio and I said we're going to go do
the podcast now, he did say I can't do it. Oh,
A lot of stuff going on. It was a stank
(04:02):
I don't know. He just likes the stanky face he does. Yeah. Um, okay,
so we're talking about what we're gonna talk about today,
which was like the petty fights that you've gotten into
because you know that Alexander Jean, which is Mark Ballas
and his girl BC Jean have had to have like
ridiculously petty fights on the road totally. So I was
thinking about, like my pettiest fight with one of my
(04:22):
boyfriends ever, and it totally had to do with food.
So I wanted to know from other people it was
the pettiest fight before I disclose how bad mine was.
Mine was food. It was food. It was food. I
was in Atlanta. No, it was in Savannah, Georgia with
my then girlfriend now wife Ali, and we're at dinner
and it was after a full meal, and she goes,
(04:42):
let's have some let's have some pie. I said, no, okay,
she goes, why I'm full. I don't want pie. I
can't get a slice. I have to order a pie.
They don't sell the slices because it was a nice restaurant. Okay,
so then we don't get any but I want pie.
I don't want pie. I got up and I walked
(05:03):
out of the restaurant. Here's the thing. It was after
like a bottle of bottle and maybe change of wine.
I got lost in Savannah, Georgia. Savannah Georgia is also
known as a ghost town at night, and when you
go through the ghost town you see ghost tours go by,
not actually like ghost but people will on the ghost
tours listening to where people died. And I'm drunk, I'm lost,
(05:25):
cell phone beyond like negative one percent. I'm sitting at
a pay phone trying to call Ali Collect. I wouldn't
pick up my collect call. You don't deserve it. You
should just let her get the pie, act like you
want it. Let her get the pine and take out.
But then if I didn't need it, then it would
have been like, why aren't you having the pie because
started you always say I don't feel good a stomach.
I don't get get that at that, But you could
have had the pine taken at home. Getting lost in
a ghost town is never fun. Getting lost anywhere, It's
(05:47):
never fun. I don't enjoy getting lost. No, I don't
like getting lost. Fight fight was actually with an ex boyfriend.
I don't remember what the fight was about, but I
remember throwing an entire pizza at him. Everybody involved again
in the box out of the box. No, it was
I think the box at all and the pizza fell
out of the box, and I'm like, you see what
(06:08):
you made me do throw a pizza and then that
you know whatever, You've got to be pretty man to
throw something. I did have a Okay, this is kind
of petty. So my ex boyfriend had a manicure and
he didn't want to chip his manicure. So we went
bowling and he wouldn't because he was a fraidy chips manicure.
And so we had a fight about that because I'm like,
(06:30):
you need to bowl and he didn't want to bowl,
and it's because he was going to I would lose
that right now. It was like, at that point, did
you look at him, like, outside of starting the petty fight,
did you look at him go he's not the one? Yeah,
I totally. That was one of the things that told
me he was not never having sex. There was. There
(06:50):
was also the time he didn't want me to wrinkle
his nice clothes. Get out of here. He's funny enough,
Gandhi that boyfriend's clayakn No, he said, don't like he goes,
you know, designer clothes, Like I would go to hug
him and he would not want you to wrinkle his clothe.
He wouldn't take a hug, coloring, swear God, get out
(07:11):
of here. I can't make this up. Get out of here.
I can't make it up. So did you have to
break up with him or did he break up with you?
I broke up with him, And did you do it nicely?
Because we were Yeah, it was very amicable, a hard hug.
We still talked afterwards. But I think one of us
brought flowers to the breakup to make it easier. It
(07:31):
probably went out to eat. It was probably him. It
might have been him. I don't remember. It was amicable
and it was fine, and I don't I think he's
married now, but I wonder if he's getting his clothes wrinkld.
I don't know. Do you think he gives his children manicures? Might?
A guy like that can't have kids. He was a
nice guy. He was just not for me guy, right,
You know that together a long time after after bowling
was at the beginning of the end where you're like, no,
(07:52):
there was stuff before that that was more petty stuff.
There's a couple of things that happened that do you
want me to tell you? I hope he's not listening. Um.
So I was in a play. A lot of summer theater.
So I was in the theater in the summer. Um. No,
it might have been Pinocchio, might have been. I don't know.
(08:14):
So it was in the Bronx. Anyway, he was first
of all, they wanted a small donation when you came in,
and instead of giving a small donation, he took out
his water of cash and proceeded to, like, you know,
to make it show everybody how much he had. And
I was just like, no, okay, So that put me up.
Then I look into the audience and I'm doing a show,
(08:35):
and I get off your board. But he was sleeping.
What was like? He said, And I'm trying to perform
whatever I was, And there he is, I got no strings.
That's exactly what I was singing. And was Pinocchio? So
he was leaping it. Did you like light them up?
(08:56):
When you left? We all you a couple of things.
There were some there were some words. Let's just say
there was some words. So I love hearing about what
a couple is spie about, because I feel like all
mine are just stupid. Like the biggest fight that I
ever got, no I had. I have multiples. I never
get in fights about like the serious stuff because I'
pretty laid back about serious stuff, but like tiny little
things which just send me over the edge. What Like.
(09:17):
I came home and we went it's weird that we're
talking about Japanese steakhouse again, but we went and we
went to this like Japanese seakhouse place. And I came
home with leftovers, and I was banking on those leftovers
like the whole day. The next day. I was super excited.
I come home from work. I didn't get anything else
to eat because I was like, Oh, those leftovers is
gonna be dope. I come in the boxes in there.
I opened the box and he did the guy thing
or he ate most of it but left like a
(09:38):
little ratty corner in there. So not only did that
excitement last me all the way up until I opened
the box, then I was starving and then I got
piste and I was like, you have got to be
kidding me. And I lost it and he was like,
what's the big deal, it's food. You're not gonna get
this not at me about food, are you? I was like, oh,
I am here we go. Yeah? Did he know you
(10:00):
want of those leftovers? He knows I want to? No, no, no, no,
did you say I want those together for a hundred years?
He knew I wanted those leftovers. That's a lot, that's
a long time. There's no way you're great for you,
I've been moisturizing. And we were together for long enough
that he knew, because you cannot say he knew, because
(10:21):
as soon as I opened the fridge and was going
for it, he was like oh, and he started walking away,
and I was like, what is he doing? Oh? Mother,
he got on perfect. He did it on purpose. And
he's like, I don't get you more. How are you
gonna go get me more? You can't go get me more.
I thought about making him do it, and then I
was like, no, I'll just lord this over your head
for the rest of our relation. How mad I am?
Did you eat the rest? Did you eat? Did you
(10:43):
eat the remaining Frederick? First of all, no, I threw it,
but there was like a tiny little ball, tiny tiny
little ball. I let my dog get it. Yeah, he
did that, and I want yeah, And I felt like
being dramatic because why I leave that ball? Because he
was a turd. He was such a turd about that.
I swear to god. He was like, leeful, you threw
rice you. I threw a bologny once just to see
if it would stick to the wall, but that's it food.
(11:07):
I threw markers that scary's head once you weren't here.
Was it like a genuine So this was like years ago.
This was like when we first started, like doing the
show full time, blah blah blah. After we were interns
and he came behind me and he licked my neck
and I breaked out on him. And all I had
in front of me was a little box and it
had all these sharpie markers in it and highlighters. I
(11:30):
took this box and I chucked it at him, and
Elvis was like, oh it was. It is one of
those memories that everybody remembers how pissed I was. He
will never lick me again. You should never someone and
my gonda get licked. I don't remember. I think I
was dating Sheldon at the time. He was piss well,
that's actually completely disgusted. He was like, what the the
(11:51):
only time I have ever seen my older sister, who's
the colmest, sweetest, nicest human in the world, strike someone
was because the dude licked me. And we were in Greece,
and this creepy guy was like hanging around and he
kept asking if he if we wanted him to take
the picture, and I was like, I don't want to
take the picture. We go to take a selfie. He
comes over, grabs me by the wrist, holds me in
and lick my face like from the bottom of my chin,
(12:12):
like up the side as I'm going to struggle, and
my sister punched him and she's like, run we ran away.
Did you go scrub your face? I scrubbed my everything, Gandhi.
We actually we found that day that Scary licked Danielle.
(12:34):
You don't have her headphones. Okay, she doesn't have headphones on.
That's why I was like, how come you're not reacting? No,
this is the exclusive audio of Scary looking from No.
I don't even believe that, but that noise is one
of the most vile. He thinks he's talented with his tongue.
(12:56):
Women want want him to to do you that, like
in public, Like, oh my god, he's giving me a
stomach ache is what he gave me today? That's good. Yeah,
speaking of licking. So one day this lad, I think
I told this. By the way, Eli's got her toes
licked in Vegas when we're out of pool. That's next story. Okay,
(13:19):
one day this my mother when she was a kid,
had something in her eye, and this woman came up
to my grandmother in the in the store and said,
I could get that out of her eye, but I
you have to let me do what I need to do.
And they didn't even know this woman, and my grandmother
was like, all right, she stuck her tongue in my
mother's eye and got out whatever it was stuck in
her I thought, oh no, I thought you were about
(13:41):
to say like she came and blew in her eye.
Because when people do that blow in your eye? How
often does that happen to you? When when stuff gets
in your eye and you can't get it out and
your friends, like, you want me to blow in your eye?
Sometimes been presented to me, and it's never been presented.
What's gonna happen? Now? You're gonna get something in your
eye and then some stranger today's you want me to
blow your eye. I'm gonna come to you first, blow
(14:02):
me take video of that. I didn't let that stick
your tongue in your eye. That's i'd be so I'll
let like any animal lick my hand or with a cheek, whatever,
but let it be a human. And I'm over that.
So some some woman went up to your your grandmother
and said, excuse me, ma'am, I can help you out,
(14:23):
and your grandmother said sure, please, and then that that
stranger went. It didn't sound like it had to sound
something like we have an intervention with Scary. Yeah, there
is no intervention, just never happened in the world. You know,
he thinks he's you know, that's the podcast. I do
(14:43):
love Scary, but you know, the tongue thing, I don't. Sorry,
it's not scary. It's done. Let's do let's do fifteen more.
Where you going back? They're gone fifteen minute morning. Oh
oh sorry. But I was like, why isn't she reacting?
(15:06):
That's so weird that maybe may
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