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What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Phone Presents show. It's the Veteran's Day Observed edition of
the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. As we've said, we
were saying all day today on our show on the
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Monday Show, make sure you pick up the phone or
go online and somehow reach out to a veteran you
know and say thank you. It's example. Hey, around the table,
we have Gandhi, we have Scary. What's up with this
chocolate cock? We've got David Brody, we've got great to
the frat boy, We've got Danielle, and we've got straight
and yours truly. Okay, what's wrong with your chocolate cock? No,
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it's it's a chocolate covered rooster and it's solid chocolate.
It just arrived here. It's a choco cock. It's actually
been here. So Andrew was cleaning out the other studio
and all the stuff that he was cleaning out he
put in here. Is gonna don't solve the problem that
at the clutter from there and brought it in here. Yeah,
we got way too much clutter in here. So I
know you're going for the cock joke, but this is
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a turkey. It is. Yeah, so it's a gobbler. It's
a chocolate gobbler. How many people want to take bets
by the end of this fifteen minute when I joked
that cock will be gone, because will be that will
have been gobbled? Scary? Can we go through the list
of everything you've eaten today? And I'm about to bite
the head off this thing? Straightening Straightening web girlcat Lane.
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We gotta get to the web grolcat Lane story here. Yeah,
let's talk about the reason she's late. She's it's ten
oh three am. At ten o three am, where growl
Kathleen walks in because she thinks I'm at home on
my deathband? Go? Yeah, okay, So is is that I
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went to sleep right after Brodie texed that we didn't
have to come in. But before I went to sleep,
I scheduled the plumber to come and I on a
clock because I didn't have any heat in my apartment.
So Brodie really asked me up. Okay, now welcome, Okay.
Brody was on a group text with me and Josh
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Coaster Boy. Josh Coaster Boy Josh sent him a text
saying he's definitely ill. He's got the flu symptoms. He's
not coming in. Brody thought it was me who sent
it out, so he told the entire show to stay
home today. So by the time you were in bed
sleeping girl, Kathleen, I was getting home from my date
night and reading I'm definitely ill and I'm not I'm
not coming in for the show. But I wasn't definitely
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ill when I came in for the show. You should
have just went with it and took a day off
like you did. My heat was when someone says you
don't have to get up for a morning show. You
don't go to bed. You step later. You were up,
you heard the messages, you heard, and she pulled up,
I'm not coming in. Here's the thing. Look, I tend
to believe Kathleen, and I don't think she's She's saying
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something that isn't true, but we'll never know. She may
have seen that and go screw that. I'm gonna say everything.
I really don't have any heat, and my husband is
in Canada and I had to take care of it.
I promise I would have been here. I think it's hilarious,
you're fine, You're fine. I think it's funny. Well it is,
but it was weird. Kathleen. When I got home, everyone's saying,
are you okay? Do you feel good? What's wrong? You
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seem fine? Friday, I'm like, what's wrong? I'm fine. I
really just thought you were at the farm and you
had had too much to drink and you were going
to compare. It made a conspiracy. I was in the
city and I had too much to drink. But that's
beside the point, alright, sob Kathleen made it in ten
o five. Thank you, you're welcome. Thank you, you're welcome,
Kathleen for your heat. Now we were talking about something
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before in the theory today. Okay, so scary today? Does
anyone you've been watching? I started before you guys saw
me five am. Started off with chocolate. Now he's here.
What happened at five am? Five am? Before I walked
out the door, I had half of a kind bar.
It was. It was one of those amind ones with coconut.
That's great. Kind bars are good, okay, And then a
bottle of water. And then I came in well, and
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then Elvis went on a tear that there's too much
food or in the studious clutter. So scary version of
cleaning up was to eat the food that was sitting,
starting with some mint Eminem's, which were very good. And
then then we went over to Feltman's friends. Feltman's of
Coney Island had some hot dogs and the sponsor. I
had two of those. Two were big too, they were
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like double the normal longs. Yeah, they were good. And
then well then Jody's Popcorn shows up. Yes, and I
had some chocolate drizzle, some double chatter, and some kettle corn.
But I didn't have entire packages. I had a little
bit of eats. Wait, I thought, you bring an entire
package over there and open it. I only much and
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then finally, hold on, what is it you said? You
came in here went this double chocolate is insane? The
double chatter, double chatter, double chatter. Okay. Then finally I've
learned that Starbucks brought back there Thanksgiving Carver Sandwiches, which
is Thanksgiving on a role. I guess, yeah, yeah, So
I'm like, I couldn't resist that. So I had one
of those here. What's that? How do you fiddle that inside?
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Where do they start removing bread? So if you notice
when I ate the hot dogs, I pulled three quarters
of the bundle. That's gonna say, you would be super
sorry to this. We're not talking about health. We're talking
about room and stuff space. If you remove carbs, you'd
be surprised to see how much food you could pack
away there By the way, you had a ton of
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carbs this morning, even though you don't think you did. So. Uh,
there's that and it's only ten oh whatever, am, and
you've had all that so far from the things you
can stop that In defense, this is his fourth quarter
body Well, no, he gains weight in the fourth quarter
and then diets in the first quarter of next year.
Has as I said before, he has to gain sixty
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to lose forty. It also hasn't gone to the bathroom yet.
Wait till he gets home. Oh my god, are you
a tape worm? What's that? I know I've seen it,
But how do you get that? There's lots of ways
to get one, but it's a little worm that lives
inside your body, eats up all your food. No, look
at them. I feel like I have help country. How
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you say it's easy to get a tapeworm? How do
I go find a tapeworm? So weirdly enough, there's actually
something called the tapeworm diet, where psycho. People swallow one
of these things so that they can eat whatever they
want and stay skinny. Okay, eats all your food, but
also grow. You have to have it removed eventually. Yeah,
I'm just reading. How do you get it? How do
you get it? Disgusted. Worm infection starts after ingestion of
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tape worm eggs or larva. Ingestion of eggs comes if
you eat food or drinkwater contaminated with feces from a
person or animal with a tapeworm. You will ingest the
microscopic tape worm eggs, and sometimes you can ingest the
larvae cysts in meat or muscle. Yeah. No, it's not good.
And the thing is it lives in your intestines and
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your colon and it grows in your body. But you
will have to have it removed eventually. And it's disgusting.
We're not going to show it here in the room now,
but but go look at the video of tape warm removal.
It's like pulling an eel out of your ass, so gros,
they literally pull it out of your body, pull an
eel out of your as. Some people call it a Saturday,
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And I feel it. I feel like I have a
healthy gut flora. There's in there too. You have a
botanical garden going on in there. What the tape warm?
Isn't that size in your body? Right? Your it grows,
it grows, it grows from that's that's you're exactly right.
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Like in the early they thought this was a miracle cure,
so people would take this and supposedly lose weight. But
it's a parasite your body symptom of having it. You
can't gain. But I don't know, let's just move on.
Seeing a lot before ten. I am so all right,
So there you go. So far, we've covered Brody accusing
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me of being sick and giving the entire show off today,
and then we have tape worms. What else can we following?
I mean, I will say, based on our show today,
what we were talking about that I happen to have
a hickey and we said it on the air. My
mother is just floored and she's been sending me crazy
lady texts all morning. Okay, she saw that you were
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dating a white guy. And so do Indian mothers have
a problem with that? No, I think it depends on
the Indian mother. My parents don't care at all. They're
just used to me dating not white guys. So when
she saw that it was white at first, she got
ticked and was like, why the hell would you say
this on the national writing out before you tell me?
And I'm like, what have I ever told you about
my love life? I don't like immigrant kids don't talk
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to their parents about that stuff. It's just not on
the table. We don't do it. But she's why is
that not a part of the dialogue. So I think
it's because our parents. They're very different as far as
what their idea of dating is. And it's not anything
they never interpreted as like a casual I'm just having
fun dating someone. It's like, are you getting married? What
do his parents do? What are his plans for the future? Okay,
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the range marriages? Right, well, your parents arranged. No, they
weren't arranged. Their love marriage was arranged. Let's do an
arranged marriage for gandha. Find the perfect guy for you
and Danielle. Danielle and I are going to Oka. Is
that part of the cast system? Um? It was part
of the cast system that doesn't exist anymore. It's not legal.
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Um if your colloquy all right, So, okay, we need
to arrange your marriage. I'm down. You know what I
will actually say. So my uncle has an arranged marriage.
He requested an arranged marriage, so did his wife. They
wanted it. Um. It's very different, I think than a
lot of people what they think. It is. Nothing is
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forced on you at all. I mean, at least this culture,
it's not forced on you. You pick someone, your family
and your friends actually get together and they find someone
they think would be suitable for you. And if you
think about it, who would pick better than your family
and friends merging being like this person would be great.
Years ago, we we talked about arranged marriages on our show,
and at the end of the conversation we we were
still all of us agreed that it could be perfect
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for many people. And I'm not talking about the oh
she just turned thirteen marriage marrier off to some dude.
It's not like that. It's like, oh, we're bullets. Adults
find with someone I love and typically it's a sibling
and an uncle or aunt who go in there and help.
And now if you don't like the person they bring
to you, can you say no? I'm absolutely yeah. When
I was in college, they paired me up with an
Indian like Indian Indian, like fresh off the boat girl,
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because I think they just assumed. And I would sit
there and watch her, like cruising through all of her
matches online. She's like, what do you think of this guy?
What do you think of this guy? Was like, I
think you're eighteen. You got plenty of time to wait, right. Yeah,
we love our Gandhi. Thanks. I love talking to Gandhi
because it gives me insight. Yeah. I grew up in Eurie, Pennsylvania,
and I knew you make fun of it all the time,
but I don't fun fairly closed off. It wasn't until
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I moved out and I started to experience the world.
But getting insight into another culture is just so fascinating.
I love it. I absolutely love. In fact, Gandhi and
I earlier we're talking about the next time she goes
back to India to visit family. I want to go
with her, and I told him they would love that.
My parents would love to. They love showing people around
and it usually goes the white guy. No. I sent
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her a picture of the white guy and she was like,
what is happening? He's what it was like. But she's
okay with that she's totally fine with your point. Was
she's used to you dating guys of color? Yes, okay,
she's used to that, which is honestly what I've done
my whole life. I have not really dated white guys.
But I don't discriminate. I'm open to whatever. Yeah, I
have no type. Open your mind to the white guy exactly.
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Usually it's a person of color with tattoos from the
neck down. That's what they've encountered, like great tea, for instance.
Oh yeah, I have three. I have three. I I've
been holding off because against such arguments. I still do.
I have artwork made. I just can't get it done.
I am. It's a long story. Okay, how are you
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feeling today? By I'm not sick, straight and nit, you're good.
I'm good. Good, Daniel, You're good. I'm good. Roundhead, I'm
a little sore. Here we go. I'm doing a lot
of construction at the house right now, so I have
to do something. What are you building? Well, so I
have I have a side room on the house. It's
like a mother daughter's suite, like a lean to, it's
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like a suite. And um, I've been I've been putting
it off for a while. So I'm redoing the whole
entire room. So I'm putting in some high hats and
I'm running some wires and cables. You're doing your own
electrical absolutely, and you know, you know how to bring
it up to code and it's not a problem. Absolutely
thinks I think you can legally do electrical work in
New Jersey upping licensed. I'm completely fine. I know exactly
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what I'm doing. What could possibly go from gutting the
entire bathroom putting in a home to our new vanity Lane,
new flooring and new Crown molding baseball. I gotta be honest,
I'm impressed with people who can do that like Alex
is doing. He does that kind of stuff. It's so sexy,
it is sex. But there are that there are some
rules in place for you know, for health reasons and
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for life life instries. Over So I had my whole
entire painter's outfit on the man as long as you
have the outfit on here within the law, because I
was laying in the crawl space, don't they have to
come over after? And and like okay, yeah, so what
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happens is, uh, if you are a homeowner, you decided
to do any work in your house without getting any
kind of permits. Then what happens is at the end
when you are going to sell it, they're gonna say, hey, listen,
you never get the permits for this. You're gonna to
go get that and then YadA, YadA, YadA. You know,
sixty bucks. Then whatever it is, well, if it passes inspection,
well it will pass because there's nothing I'm not doing anything.
You have to have a bill of sale from the
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license electrician that did the work right, Okay, so anyway,
so it'll pass. But the thing is that I'm waiting
for you to finish your sentence. Go ahead. So homeowners
themselves put in high hats themselves, and they do that.
But what happens is that because the room wasn't built
with high hats, when the when you're gonna sell the
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house and say you supposed to thirty years down the line,
when the person comes in, they want to know if
you it was done correct with permits and correct. You
gonna keep in mind we're talking about high hats on,
but we're talking about electricity that can burn houses down.
And what we're saying here it's not really about the permits.
It's about a qualified person checking the work to make
sure it's not gonna burn down. Correct, I'm absolutely qualified.
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YouTube videos house. We are just now discovering shoddy electric
work and stuff that was done in the nineteen forties
that we are now paying. Great Tea. Did you wire
Aunt Millie's house in the nineteen forties. If Greg te
did that, then yes, that would be a problem. But
going Gregg Tindorf doesn't. It's a different. Greg Tendorf is high.
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It's really qualified tendor. I can have him come over
and fix my house. I shouldn't have come near. I
would not have great putting in the smoke detectors. Great
to your great tendor. Greg Tendorf is doing the electrician.
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