November 8, 2018 • 15 mins
Garrett kicks off the podcast by himself...does ANYONE show up? ANYONE?!?!?!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.
All right, it is Garrett. Hello, welcome to the fifteen
minute Morning Show. Normally we have a room full of
our friends up there he is. I was about to
(00:25):
call him as you walk in right now, Greg T
walks in. My name is Garrett. Thank you for listening.
As always, it's great, T and I again. The rest
of the show is about to record an interview. And
with that, you know, they take up the studio, so
we get thrown into a small little room where we
can record. Just hit the on button over there. Great,
all right, there, there we go. There there you are alright? Alright, so,
(00:48):
uh so Greg T myself. We're doing the fifteen minute
morning show today. Actually, great tea. I was about to
call you because you were in your office. Yeah, so
I went down to the office with which is otherwise
known as the restroom, right and yeah, so I had
to go down there and uh do what human beings do,
use the use the restroom, use the restroom, and uh
(01:09):
I missed the meeting that takes place after the morning show.
The meeting was mostly about you being in the bathroom. Well,
you know, let's let's do this. So you know the
after the morning shows over. What the audience I don't
think knows is that we have a post show meeting
about you know, how we think the show went, and uh,
what do we what's coming up tomorrow is Elvio's gonna
(01:30):
be on the Today's Show and blah blah blah blah
blah blah. So I was I was in the restroom.
So when I was in the restroom, what was the
meeting about? And be honest, the meeting about was where's
Greg T? And then Brody said, I got yelled at
by Greg T because you started spreading rumors that Brody
messed up your personal bathroom. Well, you know, there is
only one bathroom that has an absolute lock on it
(01:52):
and like that, Like there's only one toilet, one stall,
it's like that. So that's the one I always use.
You use it. But it's not Greg t s bad.
You know, it's not mine per se. It's a public bathroom.
It's just that I think everybody knows that I'm always
in there, whether I'm hiding, whether I'm relaxing, whether I'm
doing human human being business, whatever it might be. You know,
(02:14):
we're in there. You know, you know Greg t is
in any type of bathroom, no matter if you see
him out in public is if it's a single bathroom,
you'll hear the water running from outside. I I just
I find it to be very relaxing. I really do.
Like a spa. You can just get your you know,
no one can bother you, no one can talk to you.
You can get some email done, some Twitter things like that.
So okay, so you guys talked about that me in
(02:35):
the restroom and Brody was telling how he got yelled
at what else and that's pretty much it. And then
they were like, okay, we got an interview, go record
the podcast. So it was just me and I was
about to call you on the phone and seeing if
you're still in the office or not. But now you're
coming in. So yeah, things I didn't even know I was.
I was trying to get out of here early because
we have something to do later on tonight. We're gonna
We're gonna go to a Broadway show. Yeah, so you know,
(02:57):
it's pretty cool, you know, being right here in New York.
We get some amazing Broadway plays. To go see Broadway shows,
and one of the newest shows is the prom I
know nothing about it. I just I know that it's new, uh,
and that they really want to get a lot of
exposure about it. So they're inviting a lot of us
in the morning show and some other radio stations that
(03:17):
they do business with to all go and see the
show and then put out their thoughts on social media
and whatnot. So we're all about it. But so I
wanted to get out of your go home real fast
change and then now I live about forty five minutes
almost an hour south or where the radio station is
in Philadelphia, So I got I have to get home, change,
take a quick nap, then I hope then I hop
(03:38):
on a ferry. I'll take the ferry all the way
back into the city or back into now tonight, I'm
gonna spend the night on Scary on Scary's couch, which
I'm really sick of doing. I need to do that
to yourself, why, Like, I know it's a free couch
you don't want to put up for the hotel, but
you know I'm gonna be there too. I know you
offered up your house to me and where you have
a bed, so you would be at least thirty minutes
(04:00):
closer to work than you would be if you were
at home, and it's it's nothing. It's nothing against you
or your wife Ali, or the kids or anything like that,
or even other people that have invited me. It's just
that I guess when we when Scary and I first
started here and we started making just a little bit
of money, not not a lot at all, but a
little bit of money, we decided to be roommates in
an apartment. So we branched off, got ourselves an apartment
(04:23):
at two bedroom apartment and um so we lived there
for like a good four years together. So I just
kind of got used to him, almost as like your
creature of habit. You see him as underwear. He sees me,
am I underwear. It's not like I have to worry
about things, you know. It's like that that blanket you
had as a child. It makes you, it makes you
feel comfortable. Doesn't feel comfortable knowing that you're sleeping on
a hard sofa, like I think it's sleep in the
(04:46):
temper pedic bed in the other room. I think you're
I think Ali, your wife Ali would find it a
little bit uncomfortable. They like walk around in my underwear
and I go too. The cabinets, and I'm like, hell, yeah,
you doing that? You need more pretzels and no presidency,
Like why why why why couldn't you put on short
if you stayed at my house? What can you put
on short? Because if I was home in my own house,
I might I might be walking around my underwear and
(05:06):
my kids and and Trish wouldn't mind. So being at Scaries,
I can walk around my underwear and like literally like
there's there's times where Scary and I will be sitting
in our underwear having a normal conversation with each other,
sitting in our underwear, and we feel nothing because we
we we were like that, can you do that? Can
you do that today? No? Well, what's scary? Not with
(05:28):
you and your wife? No, no, no, no, no. When
you go to Scaries today, hit record on your phone
like you did with your normal conversation, normal conversation, and
give it to us. That so it's got to be
just walked in, stalking into No. No, I'm staying over
your house this weekend. I don't know that because Scotty
B and I are going to a wedding, get out
of here to our friend Andrew Festo. He's getting married Oh,
(05:50):
you guys are lucky enough to go to Festo's wedding.
That's that's the thing invited to that. So you're actually
upset you you didn't. Festo and I had a nice
relationship outside of him asking you if you're available for
a gig. How much of a conversation have you had
with the guy? I have? I had many? Like see,
here's the thing about me. I have good quality conversations
with people when I get them alone. Do you feel
(06:11):
like it's a slight to you that you didn't get
an invite? I do, because I think I spent I
spent many hours talking to him and his and his
soon to be wife what's her name? But well I
don't know her that well. However, if he did get
an invite, he'd be like, I'm not driving along Island.
Don't want to go to Long Island on Friday? Who
wants to? How inconsiderate to have a wedding on Long
(06:33):
Island from staten Islay But his fiance was soon to
be wife town, I don't know what ton Oh, how
come you you don't even know her name? Is Gina?
Is it Gina? I thought it was Allison? No, that's
my wife's name. No, that's Ali. No, my wife's name
is Allison. Yeah, I know, but we call her Ali.
But what I well, I forgot what her it was
that Stevie Oki walking in due Stok is here at
(06:56):
the radio station. That's why. That's why you and I
are in the studio. They contained this and Scotty as well.
But see, I want to talk to Stevieoka. I have
some good questions for Stevio Oka. All right, gun to
the head right now. What are you're asking Steve Aoki?
You walked in the studio, Go, first question, I'm gonna
ask him what why? What age was he when he
first got his first pair of a turn top tear
tables and started mixing? Right there? First question? Don't know,
(07:17):
you want to know that? That's your first What do
you want to know? What? At what age does he
start mixing and become a professional. I would want to
know his favorite cake mix brand. See, but that's like
later on in the interview of the cake mix. I mean,
and that's trendy. He doesn't make his own cake. But
not everybody even knows that whole thing about the cake.
Not everybody even knows that they know what he does.
They don't really know about the cake stuff that's like
(07:38):
that comes along with him. Well, you will be separated
by a wall yet again. But Scotty, the reason why
I was saying that I'm staying over, I had the
decency if I stay over your house to at night
at least wear shorts and a shirt when I go
to bed. Gregg t feels he can't stay at anybody
else's house except for scary is because he can walk
around in his underwear and he won't care. You know,
you could do that in my house you have with
(07:58):
my kids, and that would be awkward to I can't
just walk around my underwear and be like, hey, Aim,
what's going on? Hey there's the kids. How you doing?
I wanna tell you something else. You know, Garrett's not
gonna scream at me because there's no vent fan in
the bathroom. Well, I think that that's a little bit
inconsiderate to have a fan. I didn't tell the bathrooms.
I didn't build the house. But how do you have
a house with no fan in it? Like, that's unbelievable.
When someone does a human being thing, you have to
(08:18):
have a fan to circulate the air. Guest bathrooms generally
do not have exhaust fans. You know, between you and Froggy,
I stayed in Froggy's house at one time. He had
no spray or no no potpourri, no nothing in there.
That's rude. That's where kind of damage do you do
in there? But you have to do You have to
be considerate of your guests. Look the dogs running around
and we have dogs here. Do you know we have
(08:39):
dogs here? Right now? Ladies and gentlemen, as we look
outside our fish bowls studios, we have dogs running around outside.
Who's got dogs here? That's Max? That's Max. Wasn't there
another dog? I've never seen Max run that fast? He barked,
It was Max, unbelievable. So we have Stevie Oaki here,
we got Max, Duran Elvis's dog is running around loose.
I mean, this is like a total zoo in this place.
Reminds me of the Five o'clock show. You guys, everyone
(09:00):
is turning this off because it's interesting. See that's okay,
it's not that's what you're programmed to think. You're thinking. Man,
this is not like we're radio. We've been thought we
would talk to different different things. The thing is that
radio and podcasts have changed. Now people think the podcasts
are radio shows. You can just talk normal about anything
you want, and people are intrigued. They're more intrigued to
hear us talking normal than they are to hear a
(09:23):
real show going on the air. I guarantee it. So
you think just as many people are listening right now,
then that started ten minutes ago. Absolutely, I think people
are interested in hearing people just talk normal and just
act like themselves rather than putting on a show and
playing songs and games and doing whatever. This is very
in all fairness, we didn't get more as we're listening
because it's a podcast, So you start from the beginning.
No matter what, you can talk about anything like right now,
(09:43):
I can say, Garrett, how much time do we have left?
We have about five minutes? Say we have five minutes left.
See the audience doesn't even know we're timing it, but
we are, and he could see the clock. And if
there's no shaming that, but you've been taught you can't
let the audience know. He would go over that five minutes.
That's right, because I now, Garrett and I we host
a local Tri State area five am pre morning shows
(10:06):
what are the Tri States? Well, the Tri States. It's
a New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, the Tri States. So
now the reason is that we we really should be
I don't I never understood why we're not the national
five Am show the lead into the Elvis Duran show everywhere.
I don't get it because you don't know the technical
side of it. Well, I guess that's what I mean.
The thing is that, so Elvis's show is syndicated like
(10:26):
a nineties six cities across the country, and we are
only the lead in for the try state areas. Yeah,
well the full show would have to start an hour earlier.
Then well we justically I don't think that could work.
But why why is it possible for them to syndicate
everybody else but not the five Am Show. This is
this is the equivalent of you thinking that the car
wash business is easy. I talked about that this morning
on the five AM Show. See now, if you can
(10:47):
listen to the five Moment Show, you'd hear Garrett and
I are talking about the car wash. I can't listen
to that show. But why not? It's a great show,
the five Am pre show, Garrett. It is not a
good shows we have, We do do a lot of talking.
We've would short the show. We have fun with it.
It's it's an addicting show. People have said, Garrett, right,
if they listen to us rather than the real show. Yeah,
(11:08):
because there who has said that? Truck drivers? Yeah, we
are the number one morning show for truck drivers. We
are we are, man, what's so funny about that? That's funny.
We are very specific in the sense of listeners. People are.
People enjoy listening to us in the morning. They do
because they give them the real side of things, Like
what's the real side of things? How much money do
(11:30):
you have cash on you right now? Probably pull it out.
Let's see how much money you have on you right now?
This is being real. Very rarely have cash. I have
no money, I have no green doven, not have any
money money? But I also use venmo. Oh yeah, I
have Venmo too in cash, which is rare. I never
have never, I don't, I don't care. I don't use
(11:53):
cash ever. I actually bought coffee this morning. He used
the credit card. Really, you know what I've been doing recently,
so steal putting everything on a credit card. Also, I'm
using Apple Pey constantly, Apple pay like I don't even
carry the wallets. Sometimes into a store, I just to
touch my Apple pey and there it all is. It's
it's amazing technology. See in these places that would be
(12:13):
right now, these places that won't let you use a
credit card unless you spend like fifteen dollars. Yeah, I
get it, they have to pay credit card fees or whatever.
But there you get up in the long run, it's
very inconvenient for your customers. That's right. Say this is
being real. That's what I'm saying, being real cells people
want to hear people being real. So you're gonna stay
at my house? Are you gonna take a shower? Yes,
(12:34):
you are fairy foot or with flip flops barefoot? Well,
we might get athletes foot. Well, I know how to
take care of athletes for you. On the other hand,
I got a cream, now, no I do. I called
my doctor. I called Dr Yeager kind of by the way,
what kind of doctor do you call and just say, hey,
can I get a prescription without going into the office.
I can you just get mean athletes from the karate studio?
(12:56):
It don't And it was great. Uh No, mine is
so severe that I had to get real cream, like
a doctor cream. Yeah, I was bad, Like I felt
like my toes were like ripping off. It was so disgusting.
It was really gross. If I took some pictures, want
to see him? No, oh, I'm gonna show you. No,
I don't want to see that, but I'm gonna show
you anyway. This is where he leaves. No, we're not
nobody's leaving. He's grossed out by this. Nobody's leaving. I
(13:16):
just want to show you one picture. But just so
you know, the bottom right handside of the shower, it
leaks a little bit, right, So just trying to spread
the water in the other direction, all right, because otherwise
it goes into the wall and it gets wet and
it's a big mess. Look, I don't feel like fixing it.
Look at that, fine, that is the bottom of show me.
Look at that. That is the bottom of my see that.
You are gross. You and Jake are gross. Jacob Aletes
(13:39):
know Jake doesn't wah his comforter. Wait, look at that
when this one's even worse. Look at that one's It
looks like your toes gonna fall off. That's what I'm saying.
Are you concern when you sleep in my house that
I'm going to give you is not going to be clean. Well, no,
I know the bed is going to be clean. But
Jake washes his comforter once a year. That's ridiculous. Yeah,
my wife watches watches the comforter at least once a week.
You could, Yeah, I would go court early if anything.
(14:01):
And you know, and you know what, for the most part,
you don't really even let the comforter touch you, which
is weird. But she still watches it every week. But
the bottom of the comforter you kind of touched too,
I mean. But but even so, it's it's far worse.
It's just as worse as Greg Te's feet over there.
I have a question. What's your favorite a C D
C song you guys have like, that's the Strip Club one.
This is good, but I got forty seconds And now,
(14:23):
ladies and gentleman getting ready coming down on the main stage.
His name is Greg t And that's where we walk out.
That's where the crowd go. Here it comes, gentleman, put
your hands together, they put their Apple pay in their wallet,
and they walk out of the Strip Club. Yeah, I'm
about to sing to the whole audience now, Luckily that
(14:47):
is so over. Everyone's calling to complain about this podcast
they lovest, thank you for listening, moning. Yeah, the fifteen
minute Morning Shelf
What would you talk about on your on your podcast show.
All right, it is Garrett. Hello, welcome to the fifteen
minute Morning Show. Normally we have a room full of
our friends up there he is. I was about to
(00:25):
call him as you walk in right now, Greg T
walks in. My name is Garrett. Thank you for listening.
As always, it's great, T and I again. The rest
of the show is about to record an interview. And
with that, you know, they take up the studio, so
we get thrown into a small little room where we
can record. Just hit the on button over there. Great,
all right, there, there we go. There there you are alright? Alright, so,
(00:48):
uh so Greg T myself. We're doing the fifteen minute
morning show today. Actually, great tea. I was about to
call you because you were in your office. Yeah, so
I went down to the office with which is otherwise
known as the restroom, right and yeah, so I had
to go down there and uh do what human beings do,
use the use the restroom, use the restroom, and uh
(01:09):
I missed the meeting that takes place after the morning show.
The meeting was mostly about you being in the bathroom. Well,
you know, let's let's do this. So you know the
after the morning shows over. What the audience I don't
think knows is that we have a post show meeting
about you know, how we think the show went, and uh,
what do we what's coming up tomorrow is Elvio's gonna
(01:30):
be on the Today's Show and blah blah blah blah
blah blah. So I was I was in the restroom.
So when I was in the restroom, what was the
meeting about? And be honest, the meeting about was where's
Greg T? And then Brody said, I got yelled at
by Greg T because you started spreading rumors that Brody
messed up your personal bathroom. Well, you know, there is
only one bathroom that has an absolute lock on it
(01:52):
and like that, Like there's only one toilet, one stall,
it's like that. So that's the one I always use.
You use it. But it's not Greg t s bad.
You know, it's not mine per se. It's a public bathroom.
It's just that I think everybody knows that I'm always
in there, whether I'm hiding, whether I'm relaxing, whether I'm
doing human human being business, whatever it might be. You know,
(02:14):
we're in there. You know, you know Greg t is
in any type of bathroom, no matter if you see
him out in public is if it's a single bathroom,
you'll hear the water running from outside. I I just
I find it to be very relaxing. I really do.
Like a spa. You can just get your you know,
no one can bother you, no one can talk to you.
You can get some email done, some Twitter things like that.
So okay, so you guys talked about that me in
(02:35):
the restroom and Brody was telling how he got yelled
at what else and that's pretty much it. And then
they were like, okay, we got an interview, go record
the podcast. So it was just me and I was
about to call you on the phone and seeing if
you're still in the office or not. But now you're
coming in. So yeah, things I didn't even know I was.
I was trying to get out of here early because
we have something to do later on tonight. We're gonna
We're gonna go to a Broadway show. Yeah, so you know,
(02:57):
it's pretty cool, you know, being right here in New York.
We get some amazing Broadway plays. To go see Broadway shows,
and one of the newest shows is the prom I
know nothing about it. I just I know that it's new, uh,
and that they really want to get a lot of
exposure about it. So they're inviting a lot of us
in the morning show and some other radio stations that
(03:17):
they do business with to all go and see the
show and then put out their thoughts on social media
and whatnot. So we're all about it. But so I
wanted to get out of your go home real fast
change and then now I live about forty five minutes
almost an hour south or where the radio station is
in Philadelphia, So I got I have to get home, change,
take a quick nap, then I hope then I hop
(03:38):
on a ferry. I'll take the ferry all the way
back into the city or back into now tonight, I'm
gonna spend the night on Scary on Scary's couch, which
I'm really sick of doing. I need to do that
to yourself, why, Like, I know it's a free couch
you don't want to put up for the hotel, but
you know I'm gonna be there too. I know you
offered up your house to me and where you have
a bed, so you would be at least thirty minutes
(04:00):
closer to work than you would be if you were
at home, and it's it's nothing. It's nothing against you
or your wife Ali, or the kids or anything like that,
or even other people that have invited me. It's just
that I guess when we when Scary and I first
started here and we started making just a little bit
of money, not not a lot at all, but a
little bit of money, we decided to be roommates in
an apartment. So we branched off, got ourselves an apartment
(04:23):
at two bedroom apartment and um so we lived there
for like a good four years together. So I just
kind of got used to him, almost as like your
creature of habit. You see him as underwear. He sees me,
am I underwear. It's not like I have to worry
about things, you know. It's like that that blanket you
had as a child. It makes you, it makes you
feel comfortable. Doesn't feel comfortable knowing that you're sleeping on
a hard sofa, like I think it's sleep in the
(04:46):
temper pedic bed in the other room. I think you're
I think Ali, your wife Ali would find it a
little bit uncomfortable. They like walk around in my underwear
and I go too. The cabinets, and I'm like, hell, yeah,
you doing that? You need more pretzels and no presidency,
Like why why why why couldn't you put on short
if you stayed at my house? What can you put
on short? Because if I was home in my own house,
I might I might be walking around my underwear and
(05:06):
my kids and and Trish wouldn't mind. So being at Scaries,
I can walk around my underwear and like literally like
there's there's times where Scary and I will be sitting
in our underwear having a normal conversation with each other,
sitting in our underwear, and we feel nothing because we
we we were like that, can you do that? Can
you do that today? No? Well, what's scary? Not with
(05:28):
you and your wife? No, no, no, no, no. When
you go to Scaries today, hit record on your phone
like you did with your normal conversation, normal conversation, and
give it to us. That so it's got to be
just walked in, stalking into No. No, I'm staying over
your house this weekend. I don't know that because Scotty
B and I are going to a wedding, get out
of here to our friend Andrew Festo. He's getting married Oh,
(05:50):
you guys are lucky enough to go to Festo's wedding.
That's that's the thing invited to that. So you're actually
upset you you didn't. Festo and I had a nice
relationship outside of him asking you if you're available for
a gig. How much of a conversation have you had
with the guy? I have? I had many? Like see,
here's the thing about me. I have good quality conversations
with people when I get them alone. Do you feel
(06:11):
like it's a slight to you that you didn't get
an invite? I do, because I think I spent I
spent many hours talking to him and his and his
soon to be wife what's her name? But well I
don't know her that well. However, if he did get
an invite, he'd be like, I'm not driving along Island.
Don't want to go to Long Island on Friday? Who
wants to? How inconsiderate to have a wedding on Long
(06:33):
Island from staten Islay But his fiance was soon to
be wife town, I don't know what ton Oh, how
come you you don't even know her name? Is Gina?
Is it Gina? I thought it was Allison? No, that's
my wife's name. No, that's Ali. No, my wife's name
is Allison. Yeah, I know, but we call her Ali.
But what I well, I forgot what her it was
that Stevie Oki walking in due Stok is here at
(06:56):
the radio station. That's why. That's why you and I
are in the studio. They contained this and Scotty as well.
But see, I want to talk to Stevieoka. I have
some good questions for Stevio Oka. All right, gun to
the head right now. What are you're asking Steve Aoki?
You walked in the studio, Go, first question, I'm gonna
ask him what why? What age was he when he
first got his first pair of a turn top tear
tables and started mixing? Right there? First question? Don't know,
(07:17):
you want to know that? That's your first What do
you want to know? What? At what age does he
start mixing and become a professional. I would want to
know his favorite cake mix brand. See, but that's like
later on in the interview of the cake mix. I mean,
and that's trendy. He doesn't make his own cake. But
not everybody even knows that whole thing about the cake.
Not everybody even knows that they know what he does.
They don't really know about the cake stuff that's like
(07:38):
that comes along with him. Well, you will be separated
by a wall yet again. But Scotty, the reason why
I was saying that I'm staying over, I had the
decency if I stay over your house to at night
at least wear shorts and a shirt when I go
to bed. Gregg t feels he can't stay at anybody
else's house except for scary is because he can walk
around in his underwear and he won't care. You know,
you could do that in my house you have with
(07:58):
my kids, and that would be awkward to I can't
just walk around my underwear and be like, hey, Aim,
what's going on? Hey there's the kids. How you doing?
I wanna tell you something else. You know, Garrett's not
gonna scream at me because there's no vent fan in
the bathroom. Well, I think that that's a little bit
inconsiderate to have a fan. I didn't tell the bathrooms.
I didn't build the house. But how do you have
a house with no fan in it? Like, that's unbelievable.
When someone does a human being thing, you have to
(08:18):
have a fan to circulate the air. Guest bathrooms generally
do not have exhaust fans. You know, between you and Froggy,
I stayed in Froggy's house at one time. He had
no spray or no no potpourri, no nothing in there.
That's rude. That's where kind of damage do you do
in there? But you have to do You have to
be considerate of your guests. Look the dogs running around
and we have dogs here. Do you know we have
(08:39):
dogs here? Right now? Ladies and gentlemen, as we look
outside our fish bowls studios, we have dogs running around outside.
Who's got dogs here? That's Max? That's Max. Wasn't there
another dog? I've never seen Max run that fast? He barked,
It was Max, unbelievable. So we have Stevie Oaki here,
we got Max, Duran Elvis's dog is running around loose.
I mean, this is like a total zoo in this place.
Reminds me of the Five o'clock show. You guys, everyone
(09:00):
is turning this off because it's interesting. See that's okay,
it's not that's what you're programmed to think. You're thinking. Man,
this is not like we're radio. We've been thought we
would talk to different different things. The thing is that
radio and podcasts have changed. Now people think the podcasts
are radio shows. You can just talk normal about anything
you want, and people are intrigued. They're more intrigued to
hear us talking normal than they are to hear a
(09:23):
real show going on the air. I guarantee it. So
you think just as many people are listening right now,
then that started ten minutes ago. Absolutely, I think people
are interested in hearing people just talk normal and just
act like themselves rather than putting on a show and
playing songs and games and doing whatever. This is very
in all fairness, we didn't get more as we're listening
because it's a podcast, So you start from the beginning.
No matter what, you can talk about anything like right now,
(09:43):
I can say, Garrett, how much time do we have left?
We have about five minutes? Say we have five minutes left.
See the audience doesn't even know we're timing it, but
we are, and he could see the clock. And if
there's no shaming that, but you've been taught you can't
let the audience know. He would go over that five minutes.
That's right, because I now, Garrett and I we host
a local Tri State area five am pre morning shows
(10:06):
what are the Tri States? Well, the Tri States. It's
a New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, the Tri States. So
now the reason is that we we really should be
I don't I never understood why we're not the national
five Am show the lead into the Elvis Duran show everywhere.
I don't get it because you don't know the technical
side of it. Well, I guess that's what I mean.
The thing is that, so Elvis's show is syndicated like
(10:26):
a nineties six cities across the country, and we are
only the lead in for the try state areas. Yeah,
well the full show would have to start an hour earlier.
Then well we justically I don't think that could work.
But why why is it possible for them to syndicate
everybody else but not the five Am Show. This is
this is the equivalent of you thinking that the car
wash business is easy. I talked about that this morning
on the five AM Show. See now, if you can
(10:47):
listen to the five Moment Show, you'd hear Garrett and
I are talking about the car wash. I can't listen
to that show. But why not? It's a great show,
the five Am pre show, Garrett. It is not a
good shows we have, We do do a lot of talking.
We've would short the show. We have fun with it.
It's it's an addicting show. People have said, Garrett, right,
if they listen to us rather than the real show. Yeah,
(11:08):
because there who has said that? Truck drivers? Yeah, we
are the number one morning show for truck drivers. We
are we are, man, what's so funny about that? That's funny.
We are very specific in the sense of listeners. People are.
People enjoy listening to us in the morning. They do
because they give them the real side of things, Like
what's the real side of things? How much money do
(11:30):
you have cash on you right now? Probably pull it out.
Let's see how much money you have on you right now?
This is being real. Very rarely have cash. I have
no money, I have no green doven, not have any
money money? But I also use venmo. Oh yeah, I
have Venmo too in cash, which is rare. I never
have never, I don't, I don't care. I don't use
(11:53):
cash ever. I actually bought coffee this morning. He used
the credit card. Really, you know what I've been doing recently,
so steal putting everything on a credit card. Also, I'm
using Apple Pey constantly, Apple pay like I don't even
carry the wallets. Sometimes into a store, I just to
touch my Apple pey and there it all is. It's
it's amazing technology. See in these places that would be
(12:13):
right now, these places that won't let you use a
credit card unless you spend like fifteen dollars. Yeah, I
get it, they have to pay credit card fees or whatever.
But there you get up in the long run, it's
very inconvenient for your customers. That's right. Say this is
being real. That's what I'm saying, being real cells people
want to hear people being real. So you're gonna stay
at my house? Are you gonna take a shower? Yes,
(12:34):
you are fairy foot or with flip flops barefoot? Well,
we might get athletes foot. Well, I know how to
take care of athletes for you. On the other hand,
I got a cream, now, no I do. I called
my doctor. I called Dr Yeager kind of by the way,
what kind of doctor do you call and just say, hey,
can I get a prescription without going into the office.
I can you just get mean athletes from the karate studio?
(12:56):
It don't And it was great. Uh No, mine is
so severe that I had to get real cream, like
a doctor cream. Yeah, I was bad, Like I felt
like my toes were like ripping off. It was so disgusting.
It was really gross. If I took some pictures, want
to see him? No, oh, I'm gonna show you. No,
I don't want to see that, but I'm gonna show
you anyway. This is where he leaves. No, we're not
nobody's leaving. He's grossed out by this. Nobody's leaving. I
(13:16):
just want to show you one picture. But just so
you know, the bottom right handside of the shower, it
leaks a little bit, right, So just trying to spread
the water in the other direction, all right, because otherwise
it goes into the wall and it gets wet and
it's a big mess. Look, I don't feel like fixing it.
Look at that, fine, that is the bottom of show me.
Look at that. That is the bottom of my see that.
You are gross. You and Jake are gross. Jacob Aletes
(13:39):
know Jake doesn't wah his comforter. Wait, look at that
when this one's even worse. Look at that one's It
looks like your toes gonna fall off. That's what I'm saying.
Are you concern when you sleep in my house that
I'm going to give you is not going to be clean. Well, no,
I know the bed is going to be clean. But
Jake washes his comforter once a year. That's ridiculous. Yeah,
my wife watches watches the comforter at least once a week.
You could, Yeah, I would go court early if anything.
(14:01):
And you know, and you know what, for the most part,
you don't really even let the comforter touch you, which
is weird. But she still watches it every week. But
the bottom of the comforter you kind of touched too,
I mean. But but even so, it's it's far worse.
It's just as worse as Greg Te's feet over there.
I have a question. What's your favorite a C D
C song you guys have like, that's the Strip Club one.
This is good, but I got forty seconds And now,
(14:23):
ladies and gentleman getting ready coming down on the main stage.
His name is Greg t And that's where we walk out.
That's where the crowd go. Here it comes, gentleman, put
your hands together, they put their Apple pay in their wallet,
and they walk out of the Strip Club. Yeah, I'm
about to sing to the whole audience now, Luckily that
(14:47):
is so over. Everyone's calling to complain about this podcast
they lovest, thank you for listening, moning. Yeah, the fifteen
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