329 - Privacy - 11/1/18

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show,
I wants take him? Nobody can getting a massage right
now by Andrew. He's actually going to start taking the class,

(00:25):
like where is it? And hoboken his hands. Let's make
this interesting. So right now Andrew is giving Danielle a massage,
which he is thoroughly enjoying. What would it take for
Andrew to stop giving Danielle a massage and give someone
else in this room a massage? Oh? He said, yes,

(00:46):
look at that face, and would you do it right
now for a hundred bucks? That then? Why would you
say that that's not in the game money bucks? And
makes that in a cough. Yeah, he works for a
So Andrew said that he gets a massage every um
couple of weeks, right and his person, who no one

(01:09):
ever told me this, talks about how the pressure in
your arms is connected to your back, and so when
you massage the arms there's certain points. Oh my gosh,
he's hitting these spots and it's sending me through the
roof like it hurts so much. But what did the
guy tell you about that? The speaking to the big
pickle from texting on your phone and using your laptop.

(01:33):
You don't realize how much pressure goes into your wrists,
and so you got a massage your risk every once
in a while. The last time I got a massage,
she told me you're holding so much tension in your hands,
And I was like, what from Oh, I know I
text too much. Yeah, maybe we're sitting on a business
of just massages based off of texters. Yeah, and I

(01:55):
would like to go back to last week when I
said we have enough massageres and we need more backscratchers.
So maybe I know. But what I'm saying is, why
would you want to get into massaging when you can
go to any street in New York City and find
a massup because you've got to find a good massus.
And Andrew has the perfect pressure. His hands don't get tired.

(02:18):
He's been doing this like twenty minutes. But what I'm
saying is that he can make more money because there's
not any Daniel would prefer. So she's getting her massage
from h Andrew's been giving Daniel massage. Greg, why don't
you give Daniel back scratch and see which she prefers. Hey,
I'm not gonna do because you call me Greg. Secondly,
he called, Yeah, call me. I'm sorry, T. Why don't

(02:42):
you get out of uh? No, I don't know a
really weird man. You know you want to touch me? No,
I know, I know, I know, I do not you
use the one I never said that said, I said
that you said you were a boy, and I do
not recall for you. I do not recall dandy. Do
you know when T had hair? He used to have

(03:02):
get a perm? He had, I swear to gosh, he
had long hair to his was it to your shoulders?
I don't know, maybe over here to his collar and
he used to get like a perm. He would say,
I'm going to get my perm, and he'd come in
and you have the long floppy parts a skateboarder, punk different.
I would like to see photos of this, if you
don't mind, he has, you have to have pictures somewhere.
Hy so well, I've noticed. Do you shave your head

(03:25):
just because you shave your head because you don't look
like you're balding? No? I don't um so you're you're right,
you don't know this. So I have like what's called
like an aversion to hair. I do not like hair.
I didn't hear that. I remove every single hair from
my entire body. I do it once a week. When
you look at me with my big curly hair, does
that stress you? Know? It doesn't bother me all because

(03:47):
I women that wear hair have hair, women that wear hair, No,
I mean for me, it doesn't bother me like I
I don't. I don't mind women with short hair. Even
bald women are are very attractive. But but hair with
women doesn't bother me. Like eyelashes down hair bothers you
well know, like like like Cia, I think Cia is
so attractive in her hair. Oh it's you think she

(04:12):
works on her face turned on even though it's a wig.
I still think she looks good. Like that doesn't bother me?
What do you? Just like the fact that you can't
see you like, like hair on women does not bother me.
You know, I'm talking about hair, eyelashes and below more
just below the eyelashes, I have like a hairy arm armpits.

(04:33):
But like, yeah, it's got to get removed or like
other places you know, yeah, no, yeah, it's already understood.
Not yeah, yeah, that's no more bothers you like that?
Can I ask the question, then, what's the difference between
now and then when you had that perm that we
were talking about, like you have a lot of hair.
I was going through it at the time. I just

(04:53):
didn't realize how much I really did, you know, disliked hair?
Do you know? The whole thing started when I was
pledging my fraternity a long time ago. You know, they
made all the guys online had to shave that area
that yeah, that area they would check in and make
sure fraternity boys look at your penis. There's so many
things you have to do, you know, that's a questionable.

(05:16):
So anyway, I was the only one in my pledge
class that like enjoyed it, and I was like, oh,
it feels great. Did they get up in the taint
in the crack? Like these questions on the game of
privacy and they're not. I have privacy the game with
me right now, because I make one disclaimer. We did
talk this week about how nobody text us about the
show unless somebody spells something wrong in the title. Then

(05:39):
the next day people are like, oh, love the show,
it's great. Okay, yesterday we uploaded the wrong episode, damn it.
But then I was spelled right, so it evens out.
So we uploaded the day before is. We uploaded Tuesday's
episode Wednesday, but then we found it because a couple
of people texted us and right away tweeted us. Around

(06:02):
noon at a normal time, we uploaded the new audio.
It automatically replaces, but then all night people were saying,
it's still the old one. So if you still have
that problem, close your app and reopen it. You should
be fine. Yes, because a scary as a professional, see

(06:23):
if you can. I don't know. We were smoothly transition,
but I don't want to forget yesterday at the end.
We don't have to. We don't have to interruptin the
forget and lightning, lightning and thunder. My daughter Jada does that,
like I'll be talking to Trad, cut right in and go, hey,

(06:45):
you want to see what I did do the day.
You know what's called a non sequitar. It's like in
the middle of nowhere, just this idea comes out of
the sky. We were trying to take see because Gandhi
had the car and you're trying to transition your little
question into filthy. I know that the game because we're
playing it before the podcast. Sorry, we're gonna go right
to the end because it's fun and then at the end,
I won't have time to say it. I want to

(07:06):
let people know the podcast is fixed. That so it's
such a long way to let them know too. Had
someone not funked it up yesterday, we wouldn't have this
problem today. And by the way, oh all right, you
want you want to start calling people out on stuff.
I didn't say your name. No no, no, no no
no no, no no, no no, because you go, oh, well,
we we uploaded at twelve o'clock. I believe we did
it at ten thirty as soon as you became. Now
it's whatever time because we got called out on that too,

(07:28):
because you did it last week to where you said
I had to upload something at at ten pm when
we all came. Is it really important if it's it's now,
it's nothing. It was important to walk in the park,
and it's way off topic. Yesterday's podcast was good. People
should hear it. We got seven minutes left. Is there
any way to smooth transition back into the groom from

(07:49):
speaking of games? Gon? Do you have a game? Speaking
of games? Okay, so we've been talking about this game
called Privacy the Game, and it has these interesting questions.
Danyelle scary we all played it, and I was asking
the guys off the air, and Garrett actually refused to
answer the questions. He said, he's saving it, wants really
powerful answers to come now and matters. So we're going
to play it a different way than you. Yeah, we're

(08:10):
not going to play the way you play it. We're
just going to answer the questions outright. We're gonna play
it how normal people end up playing it. After they
play it for the first time, they're like, let's just
answer the question. The questions are so good. The game
part is nice, but the questions are great. So and
if anyone feels uncomfortable answering a question, just say I'm
not answering. I feel like that's okay, that's right. I
think please get pretty uh interesting. So I'm just going
to start with the first one. Have you ever imagined

(08:33):
the person across from you naked, Danielle? That would be me? Yeah,
No I have not, damn it. Brodie's right across from
me once. Yes, I'm sorry, Yeah, you don't have to
imagine him. I'm gonna say no to Garrett, but I
want to know why you pictured me naked, and I

(08:54):
believe we're when we're in Atlantis too, when you're in
your bathings and I was like, I wonder what he
looks like naked. I don't know what. Let's move one.
Have you ever pictured scarier enough? I have pictured everybody
you're naked. I've actually seen his junk like, no, I've
never seen Oh you haven't. No, I don't think so
naked like a shower together one. Uh no, I wanted to,

(09:19):
but he's not. Now we have I wonder if you're
junk will look better now to you? Or bigger now
that you had the lippo? What's going to because it's
really flattered down there now it's nice. Yeah. I have
never pictured Daniel naked until the question was asked. Now
I'm doing it. Yeah, look good? Oh thank you that
I have my boobs all lifted. Okay, all right, have
this one's good? Are you at this moment right now?

(09:41):
D t F? Should I explain what detail? What is that? Sure?
Andrew is? Andrew is massaging me? So I have to say, yes,
I'm in that zone. Daniell's DTF scary, I am yeah,
I am right now, I am right now, Yes, I'm
good to go. I always remember it still morning every minute.

(10:04):
It doesn't bother me. I'm ready to go with anybody.
Would anything, anything, anything? Has you this pumpkin? Yeah, I'm down,
all right? Would you switch bodies with a person in
this room? If so? Who? I added the last part
um that I would, Yes, I would choose Garrett. I

(10:29):
would choose Danielle. You who? I didn't say no. I
don't want to switch. I don't want to see that naked.
You want to change your body. It's not naked, it's
changed your body, like switch bodies like then he would
look at himself naked, like I could be brody for
like a day. Yeah, I would be living inside his body.
You don't want that? I would? I would. I would

(10:50):
want to do that, and then I would. I would.
I would condition myself to be a little bit nice
with everybody. Don't want to come out of the body.
Hopefully that would. He's so nice, He's very nice to
a lot of people. Not sorry. You're on a ship,
I know, not to me. I'm trying trying to get
off for a while. I think nice today. I would

(11:13):
pick tea because I want to see perilous what goes
on and hit that head of him. But you're not
switching brains. You're only switching bolls. That's a different question.
It's big black hole of just you know, being upset
and miserable every day. Do I get to go home
and like experience his home life? Sure, come on over, Yes,

(11:33):
but you are Danielle in his body, you have sex.
I might go, oh, wait a minute, consider was that
the thought or the massage that that was a little birth.
I think I would switch bodies to Andrew because he's
got the skill of massaging people, and you look like
you're bringing a lot of joy to Danielle at the moment.
I want to do that for someone. And then he's
also Elvis's assistant, so he gets to learn a lot

(11:54):
about Elvis on the inside that we all don't know.
That's very good too, Okay, but that would be his brain.
Have the son A non disclosure would give scarier run,
Give scarier run. Okay, Andrew, did you want to answer
the question, daniel Just ask you what is it? Did
you have to sign a nondisclosure to be Elvis's assistant? It? Right? Okay,

(12:16):
next question. You did get very more intense when he
was giving Danielle the massage, when he was trying to answer,
So did you look like it was snapper head off? Um?
Next question, have you ever videoed yourself having sex? Never
has someone else video do you know? Not? To my knowledge,
I have not, and I have begged to. I have

(12:37):
tried to. I tried to put hitting cameras in the room.
I've done everything I can. I've asked, I persuaded, I
would pay, didn't persuade, and it just it just it
doesn't work. I always get a no, no, no. I
never understood about filming yourself for you you know you
doing it? Like, do you actually would you actually go
back and watch it? People who do? But I feel

(12:59):
that I'd be disappointed in what But even with myself
going oh that's all right. If I switched bodies with Danielle,
then yes to that question. But that's the only way.
No one in this room has done it. I know
I did on the cell phone. It got deleted. But
doesn't it live on in the cloud? You did on

(13:22):
the iPhone on this phone? No, it's not on this phone,
because you look it on my phone? Whose phone is
it on? Well, you know when you delete something on
your phone, it doesn't actually delete. No, it's not on
my phone. That's why I never put anything on tape ever.
I've never did you recorded? What David Swimmer says? David Swimmer.
The one thing I learned from him was he always said,
never take a picture of yourself naked or video tape
yourself naked, because it never goes away. Yeah, that's disturbing

(13:46):
to me. You know what I will say. With technology anymore,
I think a lot more people are getting recorded than
know that they're getting recorded, which is real shitty. Keep
your eyes open, everyone, all right? How about this one's
kind of do you think? Have you ever had a
one night stand? No? I guess, I guess I have.

(14:07):
I mean, it's not your guess, it's yes or no.
And we got to see each other the next day,
and then we still saw each other another time or two.
That's but but we really but it was a one
It started out as a one night stand? Did you
do it? And you don't see him anymore? Again? What

(14:29):
about it? One night What about night stand with someone
that you knew and then they moved? I don't know.
I don't know that counts one night I know him,
I know, but have six with them? The regular definition
one night stand? That oh my god quick, Yes, yes,

(14:54):
I'm still guess I'm looking at that minute Morning show
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