328 - The LOUD Podcast - 10/31/18

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute morning show. They did it
again today. What I know, Fern knows, I'm talking about outside.
What was wrong with breakfast this morning? I mean, I

(00:24):
love the fact that your marth catered breakfast. But the
specific thing the bagels. Oh, the two things, that bagels
and the eggs. No, I like the eggs, but you
always eggs here we complain. Get scrambled eggs properly done
right in a buffet. I've talked about this before. Are
you guys pitching about free food? No scary lights, individually

(00:44):
fluffed up scrambled eggs. It doesn't I need. I need
a live scrambled egg. I need someone making it live.
There was live, would be a chicken. But exactly, by
the way, this is what Brunch has done to him.
This is what Brunch has done scary. But then, how
do you do it? How do you make scrambled eggs

(01:06):
that are perfect in a buffet situation? Why don't you
go to prison and find out they make bulk eggs.
Perfect scrambled egg to you, something that's light and fluffy
is milk in it. Sometimes his problem isn't that his
milk or not milk? When you make bulk eggs eggs, right,
you make like a hundred eggs at one time to
put in a chafing dish. He finds it to be

(01:28):
like a lump of egg rather than like little lumps
like you get on your plate when you want to
scramble eggs at a dinner. He likes the one fluffed
with one fork ready to go. It doesn't like the
mixing machine of eggs individually. Maybe the solution would be
not to get the eggs on the buffet, could just
be happy. We almost missed training from that from Newport

(01:50):
at Gurney's because he had to have his own omelet made. Yes,
he is serious. Yeah, I had a word for the person.
Enough of the business. The Bagels brand an issue with
their spagels. We talked about this on the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
A spagel is a ship bagel. That's a spagel. When
did you talk about which episode the last one? True

(02:12):
bagel is boiled first in water? A true bagels good?
That was free breakfast? I agree? Okay, nobody should have
a bagel from a bag you shouldn't. Well, then why
did you eat it. I didn't. I could spot a
spagel from while away. You grew up an earie Pennsylvani
grew up. I grew up with Lender's bagel. Yes, I

(02:36):
lovee and uh yeah. In fact, we had them in
the freezer and we have to we would have to
DeCross them. And so I grew up with because we
would have to put them in the microwave. Right, So,
I thought bagels were supposed to be rubbery. When I
first had a bagel in New York, I'm like, wow,

(02:56):
this is really good. As a Jew, I'm gonna put
this in terms Danielle can understand. Imagine putting ketchup on
spaghetti instead of tomato is awesome. That's what frozen bag
obagel spagel, Okay, But I honestly do like lenders bagel.
Why well, I mean, if they were up for an endorsement,
I'd love a dance dance endorsements. Favorite Scary just got

(03:28):
the insulin account. Yeah, he now eats gluten free because
he does not have silia. He has a friend that
has silliac. That's what might be me. Do you have diabetes?
I know someone who does. Let me tell you about
this self testing kit. Here's okay, to back Scary up
a little bit. Do you really think the sham wow

(03:48):
guy believed in all of those shitty products? No, he
was getting paid for it, but he was a good
pitch man, so you probably bought the product. I think
Scary's our own sham wow guy first. Okay, he puts
the sham Sy's never been to India, but he has
a friend that has family back in India. That's cool.

(04:12):
Do suffer from postpartum depression? Scary, You'll tell you about it. Honestly, Scary.
There are certain things you probably should pass to other people.
The pampers, the pampers that was ridiculous, Like really, the
Hoggies thing was so pathetic. Little movie. He doesn't even

(04:37):
in a car. Now today, let me tell you about
New York. I'm never going to get it, but my
friend got's doing a new commercial for the double A
C Penicks. God, I have black friends. Let me tell
you about my God. What did you want to say?
Yesterday we talked yes, no, no no, not yesterday we talked

(04:58):
about how you'll need to time people tweet us about
this podcast is to correct the spelling that Garrett admitted
is oftentimes his his spelling. And so yesterday six or
seven people tweeted, Hey, it was a great podcast. I
want to let you know that we don't tweet it.
It's good because it's good every day and it's just
assumed they'll be great. So people did hear us say that? Now,
roughly twenty thousand people listen. Six tweeted, So that's fine. Well,

(05:21):
thank you to the six people. One vast kids always
a good tweet. We appreciate that. Aaron Ryder, good tweeter.
We appreciate. I want to know, Nate, So, with you
being off, do you get any word of the show,
of anything that's happened, even if you're sick or you're
out on vacation because you weren't here the last couple,
Yeah you yeah, No. I'll get texts from different people,

(05:41):
and then I'll get emails about, hey, why did you
guys talk about this on the In any email, I'm like,
I have no clue what happened. So you don't listen,
you're not no. No, If i'm if, I'm if typically
if I'm off, I don't listen to the show. I
don't know about you guys. If you guys like to
talk to no, um no, when you when the show's
not ot are you guys listening to you? I know

(06:02):
Brody listens occasionally. I listen. Did you by yesterday? Did
you get any Brody's driving is crazy? Please feel better?
Didn't get it? I did send him that it's weird
that it wasn't unfortunate as you blocked on his phone. Sorry,
Oh hang up. You notice on Friday we got those
really good shut up Nate drops and then he decides

(06:23):
not to come in and we couldn't play them. That'll
be a time for you to tell me to shut up.
Nate's a plotter. I like it. We played the phone
tap where the lady said shut up Nation. That was
a good We played for two days. It just wasn't
as funny when you're not here. It was just like, boy,
this would be great. He's not here. Sorry about that,

(06:44):
you know it's funny. I get more text messages when
we're on vacation, so we'll all be out and somebody
will text me and say something along lines of oh
my god, I can't believe you guys did that, And
I'm like, and when we're on vacation, you have no
clue what's happening. That's great, hilarious joke. Yeah, that was
so funny. I don't fight. You know, I'm in another
country in a different time. I have no clue when

(07:07):
anybody's talking. That's funny. And like when people are listening
on the I Heart app, there's a bit of a delay,
so sometimes they'll text me what did you mean by that?
And I'm like, you know, I need specifics, no idea
what you're talking about right now? Help me out. You know,
it is Halloween here in the show. We're all dressed up,
and it's the point of the show where everybody starts
taking off the costumes piece by piece. But I think
a career after this scary. Even though you might not

(07:28):
be able to teach, you dressed the part as a
teacher Ron Burgundy morning, you look like a substitute teacher. Yeah. Yeah,
the jacket has come off. I still have my tie
and my shirt burgundy pants, and your hair is patted down.
Because of that, it makes you look like I sit before.

(07:52):
It's like using class. There's no air conditioning. He's been
in there a while, you know, his hair patted down
and his students won't list when class when you teaching
with radio, he looks it looks like a shop teacher,
or like a little mechanics English classroom. Yeah, he's teaching
history right now. Something else. I feel like that no

(08:15):
one gave you the full time teaching physician. They gave
me the part. Do not watch a YouTube video on
how to make a winds or not? On the did
you make that? Not it myself? That's the one side
like mat making the same face. I think that's actually
I don't know that. I do you make the double
windsor because it sounds like it's twice as good as

(08:35):
a windsor, but you look like you did it like
the one side is like straight and the other side
goes out to like a V. It's not that perfect
V that you have to put up there. I can't
believe they gave me such a nice tie with it.
That is a nice Do not wear that tie again
with anything? I think with a blue like a grayish

(08:57):
suit with brown shoes, and it looks nice. He's dying
up at somebody's wedding in that suite. That's it's part
of my anchor coume. I will say that Brody looks
very good in his costume, and you think you might
want to change your look a little bit because this

(09:19):
looks kind of fit right now, sitting there hanging out,
being very relaxing. You love the pants and you love
the jacket. I like this road. I'm we're in the
foe like plastic leather pants and I feel like Ross
on Friends when he had a baby powder himself. It's
very you know it sticks? What are you looking at? Think?
I'm not. I'm not, I'm not so. Prior to the
phone tap, I'm sorry. Prior to the podcast, I downloaded

(09:42):
an app that gives me decibels because I believe that
this room is so freaking loud. So I've been monitoring
how loud this room room is so at times. Well yeah,
so the highest we've gone is nine before, and uh,
the registers may be harmful to your ears. At nine before,
isn't that the sound of a chainsaw? Someone? I have
not gotten to um, we have not got to a

(10:04):
hundred where it is dangerous, like right now, I'm speaking
very close to it's it's at eight nine. It's at
a hundred nine. As you continue to get loud and
start yelling and screaming, it goes higher can we just
have a conversation that we would normally have. We're scary
and Brody are yelling, and then Danielle says, and then
we just get back to when Danielle was telling me
I'll look good just from the Yeah, by the way,

(10:28):
of all the possible hookups on this show, Brody and Danielle,
I I don't expect that either. Do you want me
to scream really loud see if the thing goes up?
Wait a minute, what are we talking about now? We're
still talking about that. I don't show you it's gonna
go up, basically, no, no, no, no, okay, So just

(10:51):
so you know, just so you know, this one is
just trying to get a level, trying to figure it
out that one is your minute average. So right now
we're at a ninety one, which is again at the
may be harmful to your ears level. Maybe that's which
cackle you ready ahead, you got to get it. But

(11:18):
I saw one oh six on the like here, Yeah,
but that's but the other one, if it's the average
of the minute, yeah, But then her current one did
hit one oh six. I was doing a radio station
and hear and we had the music playing outside and

(11:39):
someone on another store called the cops, and they walked
by with one of those decibel meters and they came
inside and they complained, any one way, you're you guys
are a little too loud. This is the public acceptence
for four o'clock in the afternoon, and you guys will
wait upon that. Turn it down or we're gonna shut
you down, you guys. Have you guys ever noticed when

(12:00):
you get out of your car, you turn your your
radio is loud. You get out of the car, and
the next day you get in the car and the
radio is much louder than you remember. Yes, I realized,
like your ears adjust to the loud volume, so it
doesn't sound as loud. So when you like, my car
goes up to thirty eight. So if I listen to thirty,
I go, I can make this louder, and I put
it on like thirty eight. I go for volume, and
after a while it just sounds normal loud. But if

(12:22):
you shut the car off, go to bed, coming the
next morning, get back in the car thirty eight, like
what the hell? And then you realize you were doing
that to your ears, but you don't realize you're doing
it is yeah, now I've gotten to the point to
where I have to turn the volume lower. Yeah, if
it's too much, I can't. I can't do it. Do
you guys ever turn the volume down when you're looking
for straight All the times the radio came in and

(12:51):
it said, please bring back fedge Ham. What's I'm sorry,
I can't be a part of it now. It's Brooklyn
Boys with the Jersey Kids. I gotta be honest. If anything,
it would be the Brooklyn Boys and the Bronx Chick.
So I was out for a couple of days. Is
that a real thing? Brooklyn Boys in the Jersey Kill.

(13:16):
We did the jingle ball announced for a few weeks ago.
He's NonStop here, guys, picture it, the Brooklyn Boys and
the Jersey Change. You have to That's what he told them.
He told them that you guys don't have to share
any of the profits for advertising forward. But right now
I'm doing I want you to know that this is
the same guys herian I started the podcast. He told

(13:39):
numerous people that fucking podcast will go nowhere. It'll be
dead in a month, right, But I'm not. It's not
about that where the words going or where it is.
It's about that they actually get in the room, they
do it. So for me, it's like, at least it
gives me something to live for for the week. I think,
actually do something. You're blaming Danielle and Garrett for not
doing these two kids get into a room. It's always
like I gotta do this. I got that, so we

(14:00):
have nothing to do. You don't want to do fed
Ham all the time, you're giving us bullshit. I'm going
to this guy is the kid that goes mommy, mommy, mommy,
Can I have a dog? My? God, the dog? And
the don't feed the dog. I am looking to do
any kind of podcast with anybody actually really wants to do.
Let's say Nate doesn't have a podcast, doesn't have I

(14:23):
gonna think it's something. If you pitched me a good idea,
I would consider it. The funny thing was, to be honest,
I'm gonna give him credit, Garrett actually came up with
a good concept for me. It's called Greg t is
looking for a podcast, and then every week I interview
someone that could possibly be my co host. I think
that's a brilliant idea. And you continue to interview somebody

(14:44):
every week. I think that's brilliant. I have to. I'm
gonna start recording that podcast for myself. Yeah, fifteen minute
morning show