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October 25, 2018 15 mins

Gandhi FINALLY found a place to LIVE and Greg T found Skerry's clothes on SALE!

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast
Firm Presents show. What are you eating? Great tea? What
are you eating? The entire pops in your mouth right now?
So I really enjoy the pop tarts. I like the

(00:26):
milkshake ones. This is the strawberry milkshake. I had that,
and I had that in the atomic toaster. It's great
if you warm it up. I don't like to warm
them up. That's the thing about them. However, however you
want to eat it, you eat it. It tases more
like a cookie that way. I really do enjoy it,
and um, yeah, I just they're one of my favorites
to eat. Love them well. Thank you for listening to us.
It is a fifteen minute morning show podcast. Around the table,

(00:48):
there's Gandhi, there's Scary, there's Dave Brody, there's great Tea
and a pop tart. Hello, there's Garrett, there's Danielle, and
there's Straight and Nate. I may have to excuse myself
to please Why why do you have to three two
four two? I don't know. I've had a lot of
coffee this morning. You don't have coffee. It's all milk

(01:09):
with a drop of coffee. I think No. Danielle brought
up a good point. I think I have lactose intolerance.
Every time I drink, you know, any sort of creamy
liquor beverage or I get a stomach ache can be tested.
And it woke me up the other morning. Okay, well
you need to do try a little lactaid in your
life and see if it makes a difference. So what

(01:33):
Nate Nate is doing with like, oh I'm lactosaintall I
deal with all the time with people that say, oh,
I'm gluten free. Oh you went and got tested, you
had a scope put down your throat. No, I just
I just known allergy elitist. Well, no, Garrett, Garrett has
them all because he's been tested. He doesn't want us
diagnosing ourselves. He wants us to go get tested. Question.

(01:55):
So they did blood work on me and told me, oh,
you don't have celiac. We did blood work. Is it
just blood work or do I need something else? If
the blood work is on the fence, then you get
a the scope down your throat, endoscopy, and then they
truly determined if you have it. Is an endoscopy or
endoscope as a ride bread or a country white rub

(02:20):
it on your arm and there's a no no and
as a rash, then you have cea yes. The tomato people, Hey,
so what are gonna talk about today? A bunch of
a bunch of nothing. Yes, scary. I'm just very excited
for Gandhi because of her post yesterday on Facebook. I
believe it was because she she showed the keys to

(02:43):
her new place and she went into the apartment and
she was showing off the apartment like, oh my god,
my first new and I'm like, oh my god, I'm
so jealous. I'm like green with envy that you're starting
a new life in a new place. And I it
took me back to the time that I got to
my first place in Jersey City after I moved out
of my parents house. I remember that feeling and that

(03:06):
feeling I was starting to feel that for you. I
love it. I'm so excited. The difference is that you
don't have your mommy stalking your refrigerator like scary head.
You remember the first time, the first time he moved
out or he moved into a new apartment, and it
is a fresh start. It's all new walls, all new views,
everything's brand new in there. It's like a new smell
of new life. I really feel like this is the

(03:26):
beginning of a new year, just a new everything. It's
not awesome. I'm just happy for you and I just
want to say I saw that on Facebook that I'm
so happy. Hold on, Gandhi, do you have a pool? Yes? Okay,
Scary now and himself over you Okay, find the place.
I am definitely a poolhopper. I like to I like
to just, you know, crash people's pools in the summer

(03:46):
because I don't have one. You. Scary saw our social
media post, as did I, as did Garrett, and the
first thing he thought was, oh cool, she got in
an apartment. The first thing Garrett and I thought, because
I found out he thought the same thing was why
are you putting a picture up of where you live
and then a picture of the view from your apartment
because people know where that is. Yeah, I wouldn't do that.

(04:08):
It's like people who put pictures to the cars with
the license plate. Why don't we take that down down
the It's just to suggest you I'm telling Okay, let
me tell you a story. When I moved to my apartment,
I used to live on North Moore in uh in Tribeca.
Don't live there anymore, so it's okay. I took a
picture of standing in the living room with a little
bitty sliver looking at the window. Boom. Everyone's like, I

(04:29):
know exactly where you live. I don't win that building
isn't where you live. Blah blah blah. I know exactly
where you have. People know. Things's creepy. It happens in
my neighborhood because of my Halloween decorations I have. You
can see those from outer space. You can Halloween decorations.
Dat's face. So people are like that. You know who
does it all the time. Michael Cha from Saturday Night Live.
He constantly like will shoot videos out his window and

(04:51):
you can look out and go, oh, he's three blocks
to the left of that building. I know where he lives. Yeah,
And I said, no better because I am that crazy.
There's the one picture you can leave on their that
was the toilet selfie that don't think I should even
leave the view. Her original photo was the picture of
the building, the building with a circle of exactly where

(05:12):
she It's still on there. Yeah, it's still up. But
also I think you live in a well guarded building.
You have lots of people watching after you. I think
you're good. I think it will be okay. By the
time this podcast is issued, it will be done. It
will be down. Also, I like you. Like I said,
I'm totally the creepy person. Because when Kanye was at
the White House talking to Trump and he went to
unlock his phone, I did exactly what everyone else did,

(05:34):
and I was like, oh, what's this, pastor, and we
all found his phone on a subway. You can now
open it, right, But who know? I just want to
know this stuff. Maybe it's his code for everything else.
How do you know? Also the code to get into
Gandhi's building zero, it's gone, It'll be gone. It's using
the two. Right now, we're texting him to see how
he's doing in the bathroom. If you heard back from him, Danielle,

(05:57):
maybe have him chiming from hold on hold on call
Nate FaceTime. Which one I mean, sorry you no, no,
non't no, don't do that one. This is exactly all
Nate Marino one number, Marino Mobile. Okay, we're calling live
to the shushy room. This is what happens. He puts

(06:20):
way too much milk in his coffee. Nan. Hey, you're
on the fifty minute Morning show podcast. We're just checking
in to see how your sushy's doing well. I feel
bad because the guy that cleans the bathrooms just left
and he saw me walk in and he saw my face.
He'll know that you destroyed it. Yeah, he's gonna know that.
Do you feel see it is nice to having a

(06:41):
fresh bowl. Do you feel better yet? I don't want
to know that. Goodbye. Well, that will tell you whether
or not he did it. I have a shiss you question.
It's not dirty in general forgetting about what I just said.
If I said to you the color brown, what's the
first thing you think of me? But mostly it's poop? Right,

(07:05):
It's like, oh you are know if you're asking the question,
the first thing I think when you say brown isn't poop?
Got chocolate? Because like when I hear ups, what did
brown do for you? I think they poop. So whenever
you when someone says ship on the radio and you
dump out of it, you go up they said the
brown word, we get flooded with text message saying what's
the brown word? You know? I feel like the brown

(07:27):
word is obviously ship? What else would it be well,
I know, I think if they just thought that through right,
But it's like, if it's a curse, it's probably ship.
Also confusing text messages. You saw the ones today about
being on hold. Someone called up and said, oh, there's
a busy signal. I keep getting a busy signal when
I call for the contest, so weird. I don't. I
don't think I've heard a busy signal in years. So
they said, do I keep holding till the busy signal

(07:49):
goes away? Or do I call back? And I said,
nowhere on the planet, to my knowledge, there's a busy signal.
Change it stays a busy signal. So they got back,
So do I call? What do I do next? And
I realized, unless you call a landline, which is what
we have here, you call something people don't know what
a busy signal. It's so weird. Speak of colors, What

(08:09):
do you think of when I say the word red,
I think of fire, great tea. Naked, I think teen
naked is always ready shaves. Hey, so listen. So the
other day I had to go to the story you're
not participating in my topic, No, I'd rather talk talk
about what I was looking for. A new pair of jeans.
You know, so I don't want you buying your cost cojeans.

(08:32):
I was not. I was in another store, and I
don't want to mention the store's name because I want
to just in case, just in case, I just I
don't want to men, sure you just in case, you know,
my listen my record work to tell the story. What okay?
So I was, I was browsing and I happen to
stumble upon a rack and I saw the Country or Danielle.

(08:55):
I saw a rack of clothing, of shirts, and I said, oh,
let me look at some of these button downs. So
looking at this shirt and that shirt in this shirt
and that shirt, and all of a sudden I realized,
I said, huh, these shirts they seem quite familiar. So
I started taking pictures of this one and that one
and this one, and before I'm gonna get to the coat,
and then I noticed and I said, huh, these are scary.

(09:17):
Jones is his whole entire wardrobe. So let me show you, Elvis.
I took all these pictures and they're all and they're
all brand names, like their English leather, and they're all
the rounded prices. Now, yes, and Michael Corey, because t
J Max and Marshalls are the places you go so
that you don't you pay brand name for less. So
let me show you. In all fairness, Elvis, you asked

(09:38):
to hear this story. This is the worst podcast ever.
Everyone's talking at the same time. It sounds a little congestion,
just saying, Okay, I'm looking at the pictures of all
the shirts that scary, and I'm gonna okay, I recognize
that picture. There's this pink one, okay, they're already on

(09:58):
the sales right and there's the blue one right there,
and the TJ Max. You don't give it to the
total yet, scary. How much you paid for those? I
won't do a total yet. And here's his jacket, a
little little puppy jacket. I bought those shirts last season,
and the jacket and all of it was it was
well into the hundreds what I paid for it because
I bought it new, okay, like six bucks okay, And

(10:24):
now you can buy the same exact things at TJ
Max for how much. Ready I added it up, but
took a picture of it, and there it is, Elvis one.
This is what I don't understand, Like you can find
all those same name brands at places like nor Fifth
last call Marshall's I'm not a century one. I'm not

(10:46):
a good shopper that way. I usually go with you.
I'm not a good chopper either. Just something I see something,
I like him to buy it. Yeah, I know that's stupid.
Means it's not stupid, But I mean you could have
gotten that whole up. Because I'll buy something one year
and the next year I'll see it on sale. I'm like, yeah, God,
I could have gotten it for five dollars. Now I

(11:06):
see the stuff I go to like our money, and
I go, oh, in a year, I'm gonna look good
in that because I'm gonna get it. I guess the
lesson here to learn is to make more money. That's
the lesson. Wait until it's on clearance, or wait for
the next time it comes around next year. Well to

(11:27):
Brodie's point though, But to Brodie's point, the one good
thing that Scary did get out of all this is
that he does get closingly very for when they come
out for the first time. Right, No, he does. But
if you put that pink shirt now as opposed to
last year, No one knows what last year I have
to agree with you. I have to agree with you.
You never hear anyone go oh that is so last year.

(11:47):
This one person who would do that very scary, scary.
I just got self conscious around scary for no reason.
Are you judging my sweatshirt? Gandhi? When did you buy
that sweatshirt three years ago? Oh? God? When Roni tells
Gondi to dress up, she goes Daniel, does my new
eminem sweatshirt count as dressing up? I love her? I

(12:12):
make this key shirt here this season. So now I'm
wondering if next season it's going to be on the
J how much? What's the brand name? It's John Varvados.
I don't know how much, doing a lot John Varvados.
It was brand new and I was listen. John Arvidos
would charge like great at Vince. I find so many
Vince pieces. I just put a pair of sneakers. That

(12:34):
is great. They're so nice and there's so much cheaper. Hey,
can I give you a little something I learned yesterday
from friends of mine who are in the know. Of course,
you know puffer jackets are it, by the way, they
have been for several years, But this year it's nothing
but puffer jackets for winter. But next year for guys,
everything's baggy. Every everything is oversized. And I was like, well,

(12:56):
why is oversized in He says, because everyone else about
the fitted stuff. Now they need to make more money.
So now I think all the designers get together. What
can we do to screw them? Now? What's gonna do?
I can't. I'm not doing baggy. I'm sorry, it's not
it's not baggie. It's oversized tights. You can see his baggy.
You know what? There you have to dress for your
shape as well. There are certain oversize you can't see

(13:18):
your shape. Well, there are certain people who can't get
away with things like that. Like I know, there are
certain things like we're vertically challenged. Gandhia and I are
so certain things that Gandhi and I look stupid. YEPR
shirt on Gandhi would look like a dress. It does?
Are you vaping in the control room? That is not allowed?
I did not, Yes, you did. No. I just saw
you exhale. It's cold in here and my breath was warm.

(13:43):
I was we don't want to breathe that ship into
Who votes not vaping? Is that the brand does? Cary
has a friend that apes great tear scary when they

(14:05):
came to you to do the erectile dysfunction, adds like
how do you word that in the in the copy,
like how do you word like how do you tell
the story? Like do you say I scary Jones cannot
get erect No, because because that's not the case. How
would you have done the commercial that I would have said, Hey,

(14:26):
a lot of guys, here's some statistics for you about
men and men go through this issue. So I'm I'm
as a guy, I'm reporting on it. It's more like
an informational commercial. So it's not so it's not an endorsement.
Not an endorsement, No, it's not. It's more of a yes,
he has a friend that has a problem. I have
a friend with air quotes right, and his name is
Nate Marino. I have had the problem before today with

(14:49):
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