October 24, 2018 • 14 mins
Greg T gives away the money he WOULD have won if he ended up winning the Mega Millions.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firms represents show that's awkward. You should be we should
be hearing this now at a normal time. However, yesterday,
(00:21):
which was the twenty three, which was a Tuesday, the
podcast got recorded. Gregg he had actually a good idea
for a career and a job backscratching, right right, right right,
And so we we put the podcast in a folder
and you have to log into a website and hit publish. Well,
the person whose turn it was to published didn't hit published,
(00:41):
doesn't doesn't matter. It wasn't no. So around ten o'clock
at night, our listener one Vasquez uh said, hey, no
podcast today? So I checked in. I'm like, oh, it
wasn't public like ten o'clock last night. Why this podcast? Good?
Three people that's plucked to the story. So did you
(01:03):
hit publish at ten? No? I came in today and
dinna tell you I didn't. Of course I had until
twelve hours went by, and nobody gave a ship that
we didn't you listen to some people may have assumed
that we didn't do it, you know, like, oh they
took a day off on Friday. There was our one
list one was a little hurt, a little hurt. Thank
(01:25):
you one we have for being the one person were
going to make sure today's posted a scary time today, Garrett, Garrett,
Garrett here at Garrett Vo two hours to tease. If
you don't have it this afternoon, I had a really
good topic for yesterday too. Well it exists, it still exists.
(01:46):
Listen to it. I was gonna go back. Nobody's it's
worth while. It was good. It was the opposite of
the double elimination. Today you get a double podcast. This
is like the double stuffed stuff admitted. So what were
the hell were we going to talk about? Well, I
have something I wanted. Yeah, I want to know. Had
you guys all won the one point six billion dollars,
(02:09):
what would you have done with it to disappears? I'd
be gone. Everyone says that, I don't think you would disappear.
You don't want to see your mom and dad and
friends and family any you guys wouldn't. Don't you think
you would have come in and like been so like
you wanted to come bust because you wanted to. Oh,
I would come in rude, definitely normal. Yeah, yeah, I
(02:34):
would be rude to the people I'm not allowed to
be rude to who are not allowed to be rude too.
I haven't my job now, I would be a little
cavalier myself. Yeah, I'd be walking around like, okay, here,
you talk to me like that, all right? Yeah? No, no, no,
I'll tell you. I would know you want if I
won the lottery, you wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. I
would come here, be my usual pain in the ass
(02:56):
asshole self, go through my day, and then one day
weeks from now, when something happened that all of us
were frustrated about, I'll be like, I'm done, I quit bullshit,
and I walk out, and you guys are like, I
think he finally had enough. He's fly no. And then
I go and you see me like you know, you know,
(03:17):
just like weaving baskets and you know, Thailand and ship
like that, and you're like, oh, he took his savings
and he went to go explore himself. Now I want
the lottery, bitches, I'm done done, or you can even
be worse and be like, hey, I'm out of here.
Who's with me? They didn't know if they didn't hit
(03:39):
the lot didn't need him on the balls of their ass.
The thing is Nate just described the way he's gonna quit,
whether he wins the lottery or not. So you're gonna
quit one day and go I've had enough, And we're like,
did he win? I'm not sure. I didn't think of
anything's ideas. You know what I really thought about for
laser hair treatment for your whole body? Had listen, I know.
(04:03):
I said to myself, I'm like, if I win, I'm
coming in with a checkbook and I'm writing out checks
to everybody on the entire show account the amount for everybody,
same amount for everybody. Some of us longer, I think,
and some of us do a lot of work with
you and for you, okay, And some people here don't
(04:24):
like you, okay. People put up with you, Marks Gandhi.
It was so much money that I was here's the thing.
I guess what would be the minimum amount of money
that you would give to anybody here in the show? Zero?
So you would give someone zero? Would you write them
a check for zero dollars? Like get their hopes up?
There are no I would just be honest. Zero. There's
(04:46):
there's two individuals I would just give zero. Would on
how much would you give Elvis, I would actually give
him less. I think you're gonna be mad at this.
I was gonna give Elvis two million, and then everybody
else one million. I know, but I thought about it.
(05:06):
Him out here, him out here, him out I feel
like he's done a lot for me, you know, And
I really wanted to give it back to him and
show him how much I really do appreciate it. He
appreciate you appreciate what he does for you because he
gets paid because you do. So I was actually playing,
I give him Elvis, you winning the lottery and leaving
is Elvis winning the lotter? But really he gets two
(05:28):
million dollars. So I was gonna give everybody a million easy,
And then I was going to give why why don't
ask why don't just give people more money whose job
it is to put up with you? I didn't look
at it work for you and with you answer the
hotline for twenty years? Can I chime in here for
and I get the most money. At this point, I
feel like Brodie should get no money because he's bitching
(05:49):
about getting any amount. And I think Gandhi and I
should split the money you were gonna give Tea when
it comes of Brody, you nothing. I have to say
that I do appreciate, you know, all the years of
him helping me out and writing us so many great jokes,
and thank you. I don't the man you wanted to
(06:10):
punch in the face that was before the Med's now
it's different. I actually like Brody. Okay, question, Yeah you
know me. We were roommates and you knew me first,
well forever. Well on the side, get more than okay,
on the side in front of everybody, was gonna give
you a million, but then later on it's gonna go
back to your place, and then I was gonna give
you a hug, and you give you a couple more
(06:31):
million on how much before you give him the check
for a million of five more million? Before you give
him a check for five million? Yes? Or no? Do
you wipe the check on your penis and then give
it to him? You know what? I don't think so
I think because because I'm I would be departing for sure,
like Nate. So I think I would have like a
really nice moment with Scary and I would put him
an I would would face before and you put your
(06:55):
penis in his salad before you all right? So I
had no comment than any of those. I don't believe
I get any of you. You would you have you?
You would give Elvis to Scary and extra five on
the side on the side, right, what would you give
Danielle on the side, because you know you're gonna give
everyone something on the right on the side, give Danielle
a little bit less than the way I got it.
I would give her maybe like three more I forget
(07:17):
it out. I think he would. I think he would
come to you alone. Danielle. Let's say, you know what,
I'm still in love with you million dollars my wife?
Did you ask me to run away with you? You
know what? I know I from because I would not know.
I would not he gets girls because I wouldn't do it.
His question, would you go home to say goodbye to
(07:38):
your wife? It was just email message? All right, great
question Danielle had asked me last week. She says, Tee,
if you win, will you, like you know, leave your
significant other? I know him. I had to give it
some thought, you know, I honestly have to think about it,
and I think that I would give Trish a lot
(08:00):
of money. Grand No, no, no, I would I would
give her several, several, several, hundreds of millions, and then
I would call it a day and be like, look,
go your own way, do your own thing. Doesn't realize
the law. He wins that lottery, she's entitled to half,
because that's why if you win the lottery, you give
(08:21):
it to your mother. You have your mother win the lottery,
and then she gives it to you privately as an
inheritance that you don't have to share all. You clearly
would leave your wife as well, because you thought that's
all the way through it. No, I would leave my
wife after my mom passed on and to gave me
the money. Moms getting the money so that I don't
have to give half of it. Let's keep on going.
So Danielle would get something on the side, A few
(08:43):
about what about Nates? So you pulled Nate aside. I
would give him the million, for sure, and then he
just wants you to leave, maybe a car, a new car,
and back. I don't see this. Something about buying gifts
to people. No, No, so buying gifts from is really
nice and generous, but really people want the cash and
(09:03):
make up their own minds what they want. I would
give Nate some money on the side, not as much
maybe as Danielle and Scary, but I would give him
money to the side. I'm okay with that. You would
have to be like at least okay you said publicly,
you give everyone a million easily, but Elvis two millions easily.
(09:24):
What's the point of giving Elvis an extra million in
publican everyone else? I agree with that. I would give
Elvis more money than the rest of you guys, because
he has. I gotta give the guy back something sly
and that's what I thought. But you said, but then
behind his back, like, here's another five for you, scary.
But I'm not telling Elvis right well, because we have
(09:44):
you know, we have more more in common like that. Yes,
I want to know how much Garrett gets, and then
I want to know how much ill I was this
best man at the wedding, right, I would give him
maybe like a million more. You know, I think we
have established mg n a girl gets nothing that I
(10:06):
really do like Gandia a lot. You would feel bad.
I like Gandhia lot. I like you to t yeah,
I do like her two million dollars worth more or
less than what you would give Nate. I would you
gotta like Nate. I like Nate. I got let me,
I really like at least about to get a million?
(10:26):
What did she going to like? You pause? You imagine
we actually want the lottery be arguing this is imaginary money.
I would sign us up for a reality show right
then and there, before we start handing out any money
a lottery, a million dollars. I would probably write gandhia
(10:51):
letter and then spell it, and I would I would
give her a check inside that letter with her name
ros Fine, that's fine, so but I would give I
would give her a little extra with a with a letter,
because I don't have that bond yet with her where
I need to see her face to face. It's something
you have to understand. God Grant has levels of circles.
(11:11):
He's got the circle, the inner circle, and then their nucleus. Right,
it's like an egg into redundant levels of circles. Well,
he's got circles around circles. Trust. So now you're probably
in the white right clearly the only time I've ever
been white in my life. I can you know. I
could see Gandi getting there eventually, just right now, you
(11:31):
know how I am. I'm just I need to have
battle battle. I understand. He gives me a conversation. He
goes scary, you're in my nucleus of the yellow. I
just want to point out a couple of things though.
When you wanted a back scratch, who scratched? And it
was me who asks you every day? How are you feeling?
I'm telling you I really like Gandia a lot. Here's
(11:53):
a question, because you, based on my calculations just this
morning show, you've probably given away between twenty five and
forty how much? How many other people in your life
do you have to give money for You're not gonna
have any money left. My uncle for sure, one uncle. Uncle.
(12:14):
You can't ship Paul for sure. My sister now, I'm
definitely taking care of my sisters for sure. Both sisters
are getting cash. What about your stepdad? He's like my dad,
so stand yeah, stand on my mom for sure. Sisters, Yeah,
your dad like a sister. My dad's dead, so I
don't have a dad. Let's go there. H So John,
(12:38):
my my dad that died. I would probably go see
him and then I would probably just probably piss on him,
and then I'd be like, you know what, you drunk
in fool, you're such like like, this is what you deserve.
And I would probably set his house on fire. Okay,
good bye to your money, all right, you have money
to rebuild it. When the garage that dude, let me
(13:04):
tell you so seriously. I do feel bad for him.
He's been through a lot, he hates his wife. Um,
I would probably because give him a couple hundred thousand.
George the barber, George the barber, He's such a good dude,
he really is. Man, I'd have to give George the
(13:28):
Would you upgrade to the I don't know, a hundred thousand?
Would you upgrade the deluxe? You porn? No? No, because
I'm gonna divorce Trish, so I'm going we are, though
she doesn't want. Does one of your daughters get more
than the other? Nah? I would take care of But
(13:49):
think that you do like one more than another? No? Na,
grown on men, I love him but the same. Yeah.
But anyway, and then I think I would invest it
in to a I would buy buy a business if
I can still do some car wash barbage. I don't
know if it's a car wash or something, but I
would buy a business that I can actually run where
I feel Recycling Yeah, and then you change the world
(14:13):
with all your money. Yeah, I got Tico. I want
to buy a business record. We're suiting a tie to
work every day. Would you still shop at t J Max? No?
No gues you what TJ Max? Scary? More time the
fifteen minute Morning Show
What would you talk about on your on your podcast?
Firms represents show that's awkward. You should be we should
be hearing this now at a normal time. However, yesterday,
(00:21):
which was the twenty three, which was a Tuesday, the
podcast got recorded. Gregg he had actually a good idea
for a career and a job backscratching, right right, right right,
And so we we put the podcast in a folder
and you have to log into a website and hit publish. Well,
the person whose turn it was to published didn't hit published,
(00:41):
doesn't doesn't matter. It wasn't no. So around ten o'clock
at night, our listener one Vasquez uh said, hey, no
podcast today? So I checked in. I'm like, oh, it
wasn't public like ten o'clock last night. Why this podcast? Good?
Three people that's plucked to the story. So did you
(01:03):
hit publish at ten? No? I came in today and
dinna tell you I didn't. Of course I had until
twelve hours went by, and nobody gave a ship that
we didn't you listen to some people may have assumed
that we didn't do it, you know, like, oh they
took a day off on Friday. There was our one
list one was a little hurt, a little hurt. Thank
(01:25):
you one we have for being the one person were
going to make sure today's posted a scary time today, Garrett, Garrett,
Garrett here at Garrett Vo two hours to tease. If
you don't have it this afternoon, I had a really
good topic for yesterday too. Well it exists, it still exists.
(01:46):
Listen to it. I was gonna go back. Nobody's it's
worth while. It was good. It was the opposite of
the double elimination. Today you get a double podcast. This
is like the double stuffed stuff admitted. So what were
the hell were we going to talk about? Well, I
have something I wanted. Yeah, I want to know. Had
you guys all won the one point six billion dollars,
(02:09):
what would you have done with it to disappears? I'd
be gone. Everyone says that, I don't think you would disappear.
You don't want to see your mom and dad and
friends and family any you guys wouldn't. Don't you think
you would have come in and like been so like
you wanted to come bust because you wanted to. Oh,
I would come in rude, definitely normal. Yeah, yeah, I
(02:34):
would be rude to the people I'm not allowed to
be rude to who are not allowed to be rude too.
I haven't my job now, I would be a little
cavalier myself. Yeah, I'd be walking around like, okay, here,
you talk to me like that, all right? Yeah? No, no, no,
I'll tell you. I would know you want if I
won the lottery, you wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. I
would come here, be my usual pain in the ass
(02:56):
asshole self, go through my day, and then one day
weeks from now, when something happened that all of us
were frustrated about, I'll be like, I'm done, I quit bullshit,
and I walk out, and you guys are like, I
think he finally had enough. He's fly no. And then
I go and you see me like you know, you know,
(03:17):
just like weaving baskets and you know, Thailand and ship
like that, and you're like, oh, he took his savings
and he went to go explore himself. Now I want
the lottery, bitches, I'm done done, or you can even
be worse and be like, hey, I'm out of here.
Who's with me? They didn't know if they didn't hit
(03:39):
the lot didn't need him on the balls of their ass.
The thing is Nate just described the way he's gonna quit,
whether he wins the lottery or not. So you're gonna
quit one day and go I've had enough, And we're like,
did he win? I'm not sure. I didn't think of
anything's ideas. You know what I really thought about for
laser hair treatment for your whole body? Had listen, I know.
(04:03):
I said to myself, I'm like, if I win, I'm
coming in with a checkbook and I'm writing out checks
to everybody on the entire show account the amount for everybody,
same amount for everybody. Some of us longer, I think,
and some of us do a lot of work with
you and for you, okay, And some people here don't
(04:24):
like you, okay. People put up with you, Marks Gandhi.
It was so much money that I was here's the thing.
I guess what would be the minimum amount of money
that you would give to anybody here in the show? Zero?
So you would give someone zero? Would you write them
a check for zero dollars? Like get their hopes up?
There are no I would just be honest. Zero. There's
(04:46):
there's two individuals I would just give zero. Would on
how much would you give Elvis, I would actually give
him less. I think you're gonna be mad at this.
I was gonna give Elvis two million, and then everybody
else one million. I know, but I thought about it.
(05:06):
Him out here, him out here, him out I feel
like he's done a lot for me, you know, And
I really wanted to give it back to him and
show him how much I really do appreciate it. He
appreciate you appreciate what he does for you because he
gets paid because you do. So I was actually playing,
I give him Elvis, you winning the lottery and leaving
is Elvis winning the lotter? But really he gets two
(05:28):
million dollars. So I was gonna give everybody a million easy,
And then I was going to give why why don't
ask why don't just give people more money whose job
it is to put up with you? I didn't look
at it work for you and with you answer the
hotline for twenty years? Can I chime in here for
and I get the most money. At this point, I
feel like Brodie should get no money because he's bitching
(05:49):
about getting any amount. And I think Gandhi and I
should split the money you were gonna give Tea when
it comes of Brody, you nothing. I have to say
that I do appreciate, you know, all the years of
him helping me out and writing us so many great jokes,
and thank you. I don't the man you wanted to
(06:10):
punch in the face that was before the Med's now
it's different. I actually like Brody. Okay, question, Yeah you
know me. We were roommates and you knew me first,
well forever. Well on the side, get more than okay,
on the side in front of everybody, was gonna give
you a million, but then later on it's gonna go
back to your place, and then I was gonna give
you a hug, and you give you a couple more
(06:31):
million on how much before you give him the check
for a million of five more million? Before you give
him a check for five million? Yes? Or no? Do
you wipe the check on your penis and then give
it to him? You know what? I don't think so
I think because because I'm I would be departing for sure,
like Nate. So I think I would have like a
really nice moment with Scary and I would put him
an I would would face before and you put your
(06:55):
penis in his salad before you all right? So I
had no comment than any of those. I don't believe
I get any of you. You would you have you?
You would give Elvis to Scary and extra five on
the side on the side, right, what would you give
Danielle on the side, because you know you're gonna give
everyone something on the right on the side, give Danielle
a little bit less than the way I got it.
I would give her maybe like three more I forget
(07:17):
it out. I think he would. I think he would
come to you alone. Danielle. Let's say, you know what,
I'm still in love with you million dollars my wife?
Did you ask me to run away with you? You
know what? I know I from because I would not know.
I would not he gets girls because I wouldn't do it.
His question, would you go home to say goodbye to
(07:38):
your wife? It was just email message? All right, great
question Danielle had asked me last week. She says, Tee,
if you win, will you, like you know, leave your
significant other? I know him. I had to give it
some thought, you know, I honestly have to think about it,
and I think that I would give Trish a lot
(08:00):
of money. Grand No, no, no, I would I would
give her several, several, several, hundreds of millions, and then
I would call it a day and be like, look,
go your own way, do your own thing. Doesn't realize
the law. He wins that lottery, she's entitled to half,
because that's why if you win the lottery, you give
(08:21):
it to your mother. You have your mother win the lottery,
and then she gives it to you privately as an
inheritance that you don't have to share all. You clearly
would leave your wife as well, because you thought that's
all the way through it. No, I would leave my
wife after my mom passed on and to gave me
the money. Moms getting the money so that I don't
have to give half of it. Let's keep on going.
So Danielle would get something on the side, A few
(08:43):
about what about Nates? So you pulled Nate aside. I
would give him the million, for sure, and then he
just wants you to leave, maybe a car, a new car,
and back. I don't see this. Something about buying gifts
to people. No, No, so buying gifts from is really
nice and generous, but really people want the cash and
(09:03):
make up their own minds what they want. I would
give Nate some money on the side, not as much
maybe as Danielle and Scary, but I would give him
money to the side. I'm okay with that. You would
have to be like at least okay you said publicly,
you give everyone a million easily, but Elvis two millions easily.
(09:24):
What's the point of giving Elvis an extra million in
publican everyone else? I agree with that. I would give
Elvis more money than the rest of you guys, because
he has. I gotta give the guy back something sly
and that's what I thought. But you said, but then
behind his back, like, here's another five for you, scary.
But I'm not telling Elvis right well, because we have
(09:44):
you know, we have more more in common like that. Yes,
I want to know how much Garrett gets, and then
I want to know how much ill I was this
best man at the wedding, right, I would give him
maybe like a million more. You know, I think we
have established mg n a girl gets nothing that I
(10:06):
really do like Gandia a lot. You would feel bad.
I like Gandhia lot. I like you to t yeah,
I do like her two million dollars worth more or
less than what you would give Nate. I would you
gotta like Nate. I like Nate. I got let me,
I really like at least about to get a million?
(10:26):
What did she going to like? You pause? You imagine
we actually want the lottery be arguing this is imaginary money.
I would sign us up for a reality show right
then and there, before we start handing out any money
a lottery, a million dollars. I would probably write gandhia
(10:51):
letter and then spell it, and I would I would
give her a check inside that letter with her name
ros Fine, that's fine, so but I would give I
would give her a little extra with a with a letter,
because I don't have that bond yet with her where
I need to see her face to face. It's something
you have to understand. God Grant has levels of circles.
(11:11):
He's got the circle, the inner circle, and then their nucleus. Right,
it's like an egg into redundant levels of circles. Well,
he's got circles around circles. Trust. So now you're probably
in the white right clearly the only time I've ever
been white in my life. I can you know. I
could see Gandi getting there eventually, just right now, you
(11:31):
know how I am. I'm just I need to have
battle battle. I understand. He gives me a conversation. He
goes scary, you're in my nucleus of the yellow. I
just want to point out a couple of things though.
When you wanted a back scratch, who scratched? And it
was me who asks you every day? How are you feeling?
I'm telling you I really like Gandia a lot. Here's
(11:53):
a question, because you, based on my calculations just this
morning show, you've probably given away between twenty five and
forty how much? How many other people in your life
do you have to give money for You're not gonna
have any money left. My uncle for sure, one uncle. Uncle.
(12:14):
You can't ship Paul for sure. My sister now, I'm
definitely taking care of my sisters for sure. Both sisters
are getting cash. What about your stepdad? He's like my dad,
so stand yeah, stand on my mom for sure. Sisters, Yeah,
your dad like a sister. My dad's dead, so I
don't have a dad. Let's go there. H So John,
(12:38):
my my dad that died. I would probably go see
him and then I would probably just probably piss on him,
and then I'd be like, you know what, you drunk
in fool, you're such like like, this is what you deserve.
And I would probably set his house on fire. Okay,
good bye to your money, all right, you have money
to rebuild it. When the garage that dude, let me
(13:04):
tell you so seriously. I do feel bad for him.
He's been through a lot, he hates his wife. Um,
I would probably because give him a couple hundred thousand.
George the barber, George the barber, He's such a good dude,
he really is. Man, I'd have to give George the
(13:28):
Would you upgrade to the I don't know, a hundred thousand?
Would you upgrade the deluxe? You porn? No? No, because
I'm gonna divorce Trish, so I'm going we are, though
she doesn't want. Does one of your daughters get more
than the other? Nah? I would take care of But
(13:49):
think that you do like one more than another? No? Na,
grown on men, I love him but the same. Yeah.
But anyway, and then I think I would invest it
in to a I would buy buy a business if
I can still do some car wash barbage. I don't
know if it's a car wash or something, but I
would buy a business that I can actually run where
I feel Recycling Yeah, and then you change the world
(14:13):
with all your money. Yeah, I got Tico. I want
to buy a business record. We're suiting a tie to
work every day. Would you still shop at t J Max? No?
No gues you what TJ Max? Scary? More time the
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