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Firm Presents fifteen Minute Morning Show. Wow, what a crazy
fifteen minutes we have ahead of us. We say goodbye
to a dear friend, Joe Rainy. He'll always be in
our hearts. We love you, Joe. We'll talk about Joe
and a little bit. Also, we've got to talk about
the Irish Exit. We're Gandhia and I. We are masters
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at sneaking of an out of a party without anyone knowing. Yes,
you did that this weekend. I thought I was a
master of it, but apparently I was not, because everyone's like,
where's got, Where's got? Where's go? Unnoticed? Unnoticed? But you
got con But are you the master of the the
Irish Exit as they call it. We'll get into that
on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast. Also, great Tea
is an asshole. We'll need to explain. Let's just start
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with that now. Today is Garrett's birthday. Garrett grew up
listening to our show. He's been a part of our
show since before we got here. As ann turn, how
many years ago? Was that about six? Yeah? A long time.
He's been with our show, and so he deserves a happy,
happy birthday like all of us. So you know, Danielle
does what she does every year. Every year for everyone's birthday.
She brings in a card and the cake. Thank you
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for doing that. By the way, By the way, everyone,
this is the first cake that everyone finished. It was
a Carvel ice cream cake and it was so good.
It's gone. I can't was not a cookie bus I
cannot believe it's gone. We're up against the clock because
it's an ice cream cake. Probably it's melting and there's
an urgency. Anyway, So you always bring in these great
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cards and we sign it, and I always right, fuck
you love Elvis. It's a tradition. You'll get yours, Gandhi's there.
So anyway, so I went to sign it and Greg
t had taken up all two pages of the card
and left one little corner. You wrote this long story.
You're not the only one in the room, you selfish tool. Okay,
just give me a second to explain. And you guys
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are missing. Yeah, he and his deserving of that name.
Right now. You know what, after you hear my excuse,
you're gonna say he's gonna take up thirteen minutes of
this podcast, just like the car. Just to the point,
why did you make it such a long greeting in
the birthday card that you know we all needed room
and you took up you took up our real estate. Okay.
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So I didn't know what today was gonna be, like
the mood of the room and everything of the show
today due to you know, the passing of our good
friend Joe Rainy. Okay, so I said, and I even
said to you, you're gonna blame Joey okay. So okay,
So you thought today could be a very emotional day,
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so you took up the entire card. No, so I
get it. I said, look, I could be that guy
if everybody needs a laugh today, I could be the guy.
So like, even in the other room, Alvis, you guys
were all, you know, hanging out, and I even said
to you, I said, is there something funny that I
could do to help everybody out today? I just kind
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of thought, my of, you know, kind of putting a
smile on everybody's face somehow happy. How would you? So
I thought it'd be funny with the car? No, no, no,
how was it that you were going to put a
smile on our faces by taking up an entire car. See,
I didn't think I was gonna anger you. I thought
you guys would open up and go, this is unbelievable.
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So I thought that that would be like the funny
thing to do. So I started just writing like happy birthday, whatever,
And then I said, you know what, if I continue
to do this all the way through, I'll get a laugh.
And that's well. It starts with Nate on the front
of the card. He goes, I'm signing the front of
the card. You can thank Greg T later. So before
I even opened the birthday card, that's what I get
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from Nate. Well, read read what you wrote. I wanted
to make everybody laughing. Okay, we need to get to
I said, g R R e t T. I said,
why do you have so many letters in your name? Like,
couldn't you just spell your name g A R E T.
I mean they say they always say less is more.
Did you ever notice that if you glance at your name,
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you almost think that your name is Greg d Well.
Have a wonderful birthday. I hope it's sunny day, not
cloudy or not cloudy. Although they say it rains, it's
good luck, so maybe wish for rain anyway, Happy Birthday,
many more? But do they really mean many more? Okay,
So it goes on, and so you left. You left
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like one little square centima for the rest of us
to sign. Well, I said, funk this, and I grabbed
the sharpie and I wrote over you in black sharpie. Yes,
I wrote my message. But is anybody Chris Snell and
Garrett you never read what I wrote? Why would you
want to read? You crap anyway? That reading you just did.
There wasn't anything being said. Well, I gotta say it
is kind of funny. You took up the entire card.
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Thank you. That's what you're not signing the cards. That's
what happened last I just wanted to make you guys right,
like I do for Frog because he's not here. Love
FeAs just funk you love Elvis. Alright, let's spoke. Let's
move on to the Irish exit. So Brodie tell the
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story about you guys spending a fantastic weekend together at
Gurney's in It's such a great time and we all,
most of us went alone. Kathleen brought her husband because
it was their anniversary. So they were off doing romantic
things and going to mansions, and the rest of us
were pretty much on our own. Gandhi brought a plus one,
her friend Kyle, really nice guy who happens to be gay.
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It's part of the story. And that was Friday and Saturday.
Then she sort of got the itch, and then she
invited the guy from Massachuset Mr. Six one seven, and
she's currently smashing with s. We later find out that
the gay boyfriend on grinder got himself some action in
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the afternoon. He might have gotten some action in the afternoon,
so then she got jealous. She calls Boston and she
orders up a man deliver so he shows up. Okay.
So so after dinner, we're all like, we're all going
to the club. Scary knows the place. We're all going
to the club. So at some point Gandhi says, you know,
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when we all leave, you know, I'm the kind of
person when we leave, I just vanished. I don't say goodbye.
I just vanished. She warned us. You know what, you know,
I do the same thing, and these guys yell at
me for doing it. But like ten minutes later, we're
all getting up to go to the club, and I'm like,
where's Gandhi. She's gone. Her best friend is still there,
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and the straight guy's gone that she's smashing. They're both gone.
So they went back to smash and then we took
her gay bff out to the bar with us, right,
So he was our gay guy for the night, and
everyone had a good time. I don't see what the
complaints are. And you've got a lot more attention because
you had a hot guy. I was duff to him.
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You left him flat, You left your gay bff flat.
You're gonna spend that weekend with him? And then how
does that work? No? No, So you guys don't understand
the relationship that I have with my best tie, which
is we just get together all the time, and if
he wants to go do his thing, he can go
do his thing, and if I want to go do
my thing, I go do my thing. We don't hold
each other back. We encourage it. There you go, Yeah,
but Scary has a problem with this. I'm sorry Scary
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that you're a problem in my life. You say you
like to kiss everyone before you go. We we didn't
get to there that yet. He was about to introduce
that the Irish exit. Okay, the Irish exit. What does that?
Let's go to the internet. What is an Irish sex. Well,
first of all, they're saying that it doesn't really matter
if you leave. No one gives a crap. That's what
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it's saying. I think that's very true. It says it
boils down to this, people don't really care if you leave.
You aren't Prince William making a grand exit. You are nobody,
nothing in the cosmic sense, in the grand scheme of
world scheme of world politics. Uh, no one cares. Basically,
the party will continue and that that's my philosophy. But
there are rules, okay, what are the what are the
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Irish exit rules? Okay? Now, this says that, first of all,
alcohol should be involved, almost without exception, hence the name. Okay,
there should be no one that could possibly die before
you see them again. So uncle Johnny someone you need
to say goodbye. But everyone could die at any second.
You don't know, you don't know, but we know that
if you think someone could possibly keep, like if you're
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visiting someone at a hospital, do not Irish exit. You
should say good bye, thank you. Irish someone the only
one with a moral compass. I feel like I need
to say goodbye and go around the room and spend
an hour the Italian exit. If somebody text you answer,
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if you ignore their text when you left, then you
go to being a douche bag all over. If anyone
says where are you, you you could say, hey, I left early,
right exactly. Don't do it if you really think it's
going to hurt somebody's feelings. If you truly think somebody
would get offended without with you leaving without saying goodbye,
then you need to say goodbye and the like. If
it's someone that lives far away, remember the hoste and group.
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Here's the thing about a wedding. Usually the bride and
groom is surrounded by a billion people. Yes, so I
don't care. Give it's your wedding night. Do you give
up flying come and say good bye? You just want
to go home and smash Yeah, okay, I'll close old
taps before you leave. Do not stick somebody else with
your bell, thank you, Never do that. Tell at least
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one person you might be leaving at least twenty minutes
in advance. Do you have one person who can go, oh, yeah,
they left, I saw them exactly the designated person um
use discretion if leaving a group smaller than seven when
underneath the seven person line, including you take care when
irish exiting in such intimate gatherings. This is potentially ass
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whole behavior read the room. Okay, that's true. And now
that I know it, bothers scary so much, you scary
are going to be my twenty minute heads up person.
I'm gonna say, I probably out of here in twenty minutes.
And when I'm gone, you know you've already, which is
great because it takes twenty minutes for him to say
goodbye to you. I hate long goodbye. I would just
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you know what, it was a great party. There are
so many people there at the end of the night.
They they're not gonna care if I left early. And
we all know we're gonna see each other God willing soon,
and so we're fine. So when you do confronts someone
to say goodbye, if you're going to, is there at
least like a wine down where you have like a
little small talk to fade out. We're going to take time. No, no,
they're gonna want to say something reminds you of something
that you need to do. This next week and then
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I have a conversation. And then when they when other
people see you saying goodbye, they're gonna come over and
start saying goodbye. It's better just go and walk out backward.
While walk out backward while looking up sky. They're saying
it's optional, though they're saying, text the host or the
focal point of the party the day after, because it
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probably is more meaningful anywhere. What's your text say, I
had to make an Irish exit. It said, sorry, I
had to go. Maybe the babysitter was eleven. I've got you.
I had a really good time. Thanks for hanging out
last night. You don't have to be sorry for leaving.
You wanted to leave to major events with scary where
I'm like, it's time to go Scary literally could take
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on like another forty five minutes going back inside the
room all the way back here. You know. That's very
sweet of you, and I don't mean to be rude
in saying this, but no one cares. I didn't mean
it that no one cares. People do care, but it's
not going to change the way people think about you
if you leave early because a guilty conscience and all.
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So you're doing it for you not Look, he likes
the hug and the kiss with everybody. But at some point,
if you'll allow me, I want to tell you about
what a Jewish eggs it is. Because it takes an hour.
My wife tells me at four o'clock, we're leaving. At
five o'clock, starts saying goodbye. Now, you do it because
you want them to know you appreciate everything they did.
Hopefully they will invite you back that they won't give
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you guilt for not saying goodbye, because that's how it
works at a Jewish function. Also, you may not have
brought enough Danish for everyone, so you make up for
it by giving really great good bye. The house is beautiful,
your wife is beautiful, the party is beautiful. Danish to
a party. But anyway, thank you. And you know you
are always gracious when leaving a party, and I want
to say thank you and I appreciate that. All right, Look,
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we only have a couple of minutes left, and uh,
once again, let's say goodbye to our friend Joe Rainey.
We were talking about him on today's show, which is
the Monday Show, and all of us in this room
have been touched by Joe in one way or another,
and uh, people were texting and saying, hey, you know
it sounds like this guy was great even though we
didn't know him. We know you, so we know you
have good judgment in people. And so this Joe rainy guy,
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blue ribbon, and he left us way too early. He left,
He made an Irish exit without saying goodbye. But I
tell you he was just a super super guy. And
you know what, Nate and I were on the phone
all day over the weekend and we were all calling
each other, just trying to get each other's feelings because
we were bonded in this group by so many things.
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And in the loss of someone like Joe Ranny, you
realized he was one of the things that bonded us.
And he you can't find people like him. He was
one of those guys that didn't went above and beyond,
and a lot of times you didn't even know he
went above and beyond. And when he walked into a room,
he just lit up the room and you knew that
it was going to be something something crazy was about.
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Think about of his mouth, and he would put you
in such a great mood, even if he was in
a bad spot. He still tried to put you in
a good mood. You know, I really enjoyed watching everyone's
in the social posts. I read everybody's saw all the
pictures and video reminded me of a lot of memories
that I had with him myself. But I will say
one thing. Everyone was celebrating his life, and that's the
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way he wants to be remembered. You got minute morning
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