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out what would you talk about on your on your
podcast show? He's got game cars. I see game cards
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in my hand right now. It's called vert hellas and
apparently it means tell us more. And shouldn't we be
drinking every time I see a box? Yeah, you do
need something to drink? Okay, okay, y, I have coffee,
that's about it. Brodie has half of a Krusty Diet
PEPSI hold, just stay away from the drinking. What what
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inspired you to bring this in? Okay? So? I was
actually just thinking, you know, we're we're a family. Now
I'm the newest member of the family, and I want
to know a lot about you guys, and I kind
of want to brush it and find out all the
things I can, just personality quirks and things about you.
And then I got this game actually sent to me,
and I went through all of them because they have
different categories, ones for like a romantic, ones for the family.
And I pulled out the questions from all of them
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that I liked and I wanted to know about you guys.
That's awesome me. If you want me to sure, I
want to hear from you guys. Okay, tell me when
you're ready, ready, who we're gonna start. We're just gonna
go around the room. I asked question first question, if
you had the attention of the whole world for fifteen seconds,
what would you do or say? Jesus, I know you're
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gonna have to think about these that I would give
my venmo account, Oh to get money. That's a good plan.
Fifteen seconds to be like it, Scarrett hitting your hair,
hit me up. I would my Instagram. I'd probably do
the same thing. I'd probably do the same thing you.
You would rather followers than money, I would want at
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Scary Jones because followers translate to money. For me, followers
I have the more money I can make up my
social name. Yeah, I don't know who's just gonna throw
me twenty bucks on Venmo. I write wishes. I don't
think that's the way wishes of the world second. I
don't know. I think that's a good idea. The Instagram names,
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I wouldn't even think of that, Like that wouldn't even
come into my mind. What are you gonna say? Oh please,
world peace? Nobody gives a ship. How are you going
to change the world with? Fifteen second? You can give
me my Instagram name? Underscoring Marina, just like scary Scary Danielle.
You should give out your shoes side Yes, thank you.
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There you go, and you don't even eat all the
fifteen seconds so you can do size at radio Danielle. No, no,
that's dandy. What about you? I think I would go
to Instagram name you guys just said baby hotsaus. But
anyone cares fell the rest of it with hello, gentlemen,
if you're cute, slide into the deal, all right? For
every one which which three things make you happy? Three
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things in the world that just bring a smile to
your sleep. Cozy chocolate pudding not a sponsor. Sponsor, not
a sponsor. I'd love to have them. I love chocolate milk.
I've been buying more chocolate milk lately. Their life has
some excellent chocolate milk, all right? Not a sponsor. See,
I would say family first, Oh, ship, Yeah, I guess sorry,
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I'm scary. Chocolate milk, I would say shoes. I would
put that in my family, shoes and gosh, what would
the third be? Chocolate milk? It's not chocolate. Food. I
do like food, do like chocolate. I think I would
go with like food, animals and Disney Disney Disney girlfriend. Yeah,
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my pudding comes first, puddingfriend after that, putting with an exclamation,
my girlfriend. That's pensive, scary, pensive. I'm with my girlfriend,
and would be The third would be bagels. I don't know, carbs, Garrett,
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I think chicken nuggets, yes, sneakers and family okay, family? Third,
no water, no water road. Three things that make you happy.
You're not going to say family, Yeah, Italian food, buffets
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and had my family at a met game. Okay, I
needed four really, so I combined the last two. Not
sitting together, by the way, not sitting Yeah, they can
sit in the bed seats. I'm going behind. I am
learning so much about you guys. All right, what is
one of the most valuable lessons you've learned in your life?
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I got one to go ahead. No ladies first, So
my Mom has always said other people are not going
to act the way you want, and I think I
said this recently on The Big Show. She said, you
just got to take everything face value. She's like, you
act one way. As long as you know you're doing
the right thing, you're not hurting people, and you're doing
what's in your heart, then you do that and don't
worry about other people. That's good. It's good, it's good.
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I remember learning this early on when I started working,
is that you learned just as much from someone that
doesn't know what they're doing as you do from someone
that does know what they're doing. And that applies. That
applies in life. You know, you see somebody that doesn't
treat people, well, you learn, all right, I need to
treat people this way because I don't want to be
like that. That's good. So like Brianna's tattoo, always a lesson,
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never a mistake. Oh yeah, yeah backwards. What about you, scary,
I'm sorry, I'm a crisis is perfect and he doesn't
need in the moment and always pay attention to please
are The question was will give you a second to
think about Oscarrett and Brodie, But what is one of
the most valuable lessons you've ever learned. All Right, for me,
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there's actually two. It's get what the times to get
left behind. It's a little rough, but uh, you know,
my mom was working, is still working. But because she's
older and not uh as tech savvy as ever the
younger kids are, she kind of got transitioned into a
new job. So it kind of taught me get what
the times or get left behind because the boss is
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not gonna be like, oh, I feel bad for you.
You stay along. And then the other being a diabetic
is you've got one life, so live it to your
f and fullest because you never know what's gonna happen tomorrow.
I did not know you were diabetic type one, type two,
type one. That's rough. Twenty three years man for taking
care of it. I had no idea back to me.
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I'll let you go first ahead, So I will say this, um,
never take sides in a boyfriend or girl ends quarrel, uh,
because what ends up happening every fucking time I'm using exclamation,
it's not gratuitous, it's I always get burned because if
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it's some if it's a woman, I know and I'm like, yeah,
he's this, he's this, he's that, he's this. They wind
up getting back together or something, or they wind up
making up and then she tells him, oh, by the way,
this is what scary things are you. And it's happened
several times on the opposite end of that, where where
a guy would a friend of mine who I thought
was a friend of mine, would would be like, hey,
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so my wife this, this and this, and I would
say some things about and then they makeup, makeup, and
then I look like a douche. Plus you only get
the two sides of the story, and there's three, and
I'm hated by the significant other. There's one woman. Uh,
someone's wife doesn't talk to me because of this for
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telling her what he said. He's a turd for telling
you he is. But that's the thing. It's like, all
of a sudden, you make up and the problem never happened,
and you didn't what happened at the time. You needed
me and you needed that shoulder to the answer. Sex
beats everything. Yeah. Plus you start looking at that other
person in this way, you know what they told you
about them, and you're like, oh, it's caused the demise
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of my relationship with with this guy, I never I
never name him. I've learned that if you make people laugh,
they're less likely to punch you. When I was in
public school, there were people that would pick on me
or whatever, and I developed a sense of humor to
make them laugh and they're like, oh, he's They would
laugh and then get distracted and then not hit me.
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So if you're in the wild, your defense mechanism would
be I'm working on my cheetah humor so that they've
ever chased uh. And I would say that if the
people around you don't find you funny, find new people
around you. I've decided I don't care if it's my
fault or their fault, but it's not clicking for me,
So I don't go, well, they're just not funny, or
I guess I wasn't funny. I'll just find people to
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find me funny. And that's why we're still around with Brodie.
And that's it. And then the last thing, if I
can throw this in, is is don't judge people by
their physical appearance on what they're capable of. And that's
because I was a chubby kid and I would always
get picked last for softball or baseball and they go,
he's gonna have to be the catcher. He probably can't play.
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And I'm a solid baseball player. I always was, and
I would have to like play that much harder to
prove that I could play, because they're like, oh, let's
pick the skinny kids look like a run fast. But
those kids don't play baseball. They just happen to be skinny.
So I've learned not to pre judge what people are
capable of based on their physical appearance. I have to assume, Ganda,
you can play basketball. Yes, you have to assume that.
If you're playing right field, though you can't play at all.
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That's where they stick at the where do you play
right field? Right field can't play? They put me in left, left, out,
and home. When you play. When you play baseball and
the balls hit in the air, it's your job is
to yell I got it, I got it, so that
the other players don't collide with you the balls hit
the scary he yells, oh god, no about yourself. And
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then a left hander comes up, and then somebody covers
my position and the switch. Ye, yeah, you can play left. Scary.
Your mom's on the phone. We got this. Yeah, sit
down when I was the catcher that was the worst.
When there was a play at the plate my one
shining moment. So the picture would come and cover and
like block me and try and grab the throw because
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they knew that I couldn't catch these scary is good
for a line drive base hit every game? What about you? Um? Okay,
So my lesson and I saw it changed my life.
My dad told me the golden rule is bullshit. You
should not treat people how you want to be treated.
You need to treat people how they want to be treated.
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And I think that that changed everything because I have
really thick skin and I'll make fun of people and
I mess with them all the time, and not everybody
likes that. Some people just want to be treated nicely
and only get compliments and hugs and all that. So
you have to figure it out and treat them the
way they want to be treated. That's actually a great point.
That's something I've learned to is you have to treat
everybody in life differently. I treat you, know, my default
is to treat you how I want to be treated,
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But then you want to be treated like That's one
of the hardest things teachers have to do. Because they
have like thirty students in the classroom or whatever, and
each student has a different personality and each kid needs
to be one needs to be coddled more one kid,
and so some teachers can handle that and they kind
of adjust to each kid. Some teachers like, uh, this
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is the way I teach and that's it, and a
lot of kids have problems that way. Yeah, So I
think that that was my biggest lesson. I tried to
think about that all the time. All Right, this one,
I think might be easy for all of us. What
is your most memorable day of life? I thought it'd
be easy. I have three, you only have two kids.
The first one is getting engaged on the air. Ye
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Brody knew what the hell was going on. We got
married in um Okay. So if you're old enough to
remember two thousand to what, you know how we film
things now on our phones And before that there were
cameras that were fit in the palm of your hand
that had a disk in them, like a c D
two thousand two. I had a giant ass camera that
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I could barely hold with two hands. With my camera
by the way back, her husband gave me the film
and so I was standing across the counter no more
than like ten ft, directly looking at her and I'm
filming and she didn't see it. And then her husband,
her boyfriend at the time, Sheldon, comes in and he's like, Oh,
what are you doing here. He's like, Oh, I have
something I want to say and I'm filming it and
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nothing didn't click in a million years. And then the
second one was when I went into labor on the
air with my first child and um I was doing
a Britney Spears story and I was just like, oh oh,
and that was just like, are you in labor? Like
I think so? And then I drove Garrett drove with
me in my car, and Scotty b drove in his
car and I drove myself a halfway to the hospital
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and labor and Elvis is yelling at me get out
of the car. Left Garrett drive and I'm punching the
roof for the cold to go back. A life lesson
I learned first, always listen to a pregnant lady, because
I was like, I'm gonna drive. I'm gonna drive, Danielle No.
And then the third one was Preston and that damn
big head that almost didn't make it throw me. That
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thing was big. You remind him of it all the
time and the time I said, I'm glad you grow
into your head. Did you elaborate for him? No, guess.
The most vivid moment and I remember is just being
on the air for the very first time in the
overnight and they just left me here by myself, and
they're like, hell, go do a shift. And I did
a Friday night overnight at two o'clock in the morning,
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and I talked over the tree she Chapman song Give
Me One Reason See I remember all the while very
memorable day. Jeez, there's so many. I think. The first
time I acted on stage in high school was very memorable.
I remember finishing this play called The Lost Ing Yonkers,
and I played the dad of which I was fourteen
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at the time, so I mean it was really had,
you know, shoe polished in my hair to make it
look gray. And I remember finishing and taking a bound,
people applauding, and I just remember having this big smile
on my face. I was just so happy, let's go.
I didn't. I think watching Gray's Anatomy with my wife
for the first time. It was our first date we
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had ice cream. We sat down because I just assumed
she's a p a. So I'm like, oh, you gotta
see Gray's Anatomy. She never watched it before, so I
was like, oh, you gotta see the show. And now
we watch it almost every week nine thousand years. What
was the phrasing of the most memorable What was your
most memorable day? I guess technically still is. I would
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have to say it all evolves my kids. So uh
if I said my getting married, my wedding day, the
birth of my three kids. But then I'd also say
throwing out the first pitch in the Mets game, it's
not family related. Getting to do that as a Mets fan,
getting on the mound of doing that, that was massive.
When I get to do that at a Yankee game,
I'm gonna put that on my list someday. Can we
play this game every day? So many questions, guys, I'm
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gonna pay, Like what do I win that day? The
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