304 -Where is that??-9/18/18

We learn Gandhi is absorbing some of our habits. Also Greg T tries to lean where places are on a map.

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(01:30):
Let's get into it. You guys ready to go. Gandhi
just gone here and we're already seeing bad habits forming.
I'm sorry, I'm a slow eater. I was picking at it.
So the other day Gandhi was eating her macaroni and
cheese and she left the plate just sitting out for
three hours after she was done. She could have thrown

(01:51):
it away. This is what Rody does. Brody, right, tell
tell Gandhi what Brody does. Scary. So every time that
we have food in the studio, Brody like to savor it,
but then leaves a plate with a crumpled napkin and
some food still left on the plate. So my question was,
why couldn't Brodie just take that extra step to throw
it in the garden? Is he going to go back
to it later? Only Brody were here to ask, we

(02:14):
have to pick you apart before we go to because
I noticed Gandhi did the same thing, and I'm that's
why I called he out on it. But he didn't
notice as I was still picking at it and there
was no napkin the judgment even even picking at it
for three hours and well no, but it's out on
the table in front of everyone. Yeah, if we were

(02:36):
at a restaurant, Gandhi, would you keep that food there
for three hours? Were we at the restaurant for three hours?
Well that makes no sense, he's not. But would you
let the food stay there forever? Yeah? I would still
pick at it. I've done that like repeatedly. They'll come
to take the last three fries. I'm like, no, no,
I'm still working. Wait, are you a slow eater? Well,
when we go to dinner, we have to like drink, drink, drink, drink, eat,

(02:58):
go right, you gotta a little faster then who are
we to judge? Then? If you were still picking at it,
I thought you just left it there. No, God, judge me.
I pick it it you do. I don't waste food.
I get full, and I had more on my plate.
I don't want to waste it, so I know an
hour later I'm gonna have room again. This has been
a brody thing since, I mean for twenty years. He'll

(03:20):
he'll get like a big plate on lasagna. He'll just
sit there and you can see, you can see the
color changing on the top of it. It's there, and
then we have guests come in and then we're like,
it's just it's crappy looking. You know, sometimes you like
lasagna when it's hot, and you know, sometimes you like
it when it's out of the fridge cold. I like
to have all the varieties in the same show, I know.

(03:40):
But the thing is, you're sharing this workspace with fifteen
other people, and it's just I don't want to sit
here and watch your lasagna turn green. Never behind the
monitor there that you can't see it. I don't mind
the kind because the Knish tastes good. That was a
great series on CBS, wasn't it. By the way, I
had my my culture swapped away from a cultural appropriation

(04:01):
by Gandhi. She saw me eating the Kindish and and
she says Oh, what's that. I said, it's a kindish.
What's that? I said, it's potato with a covering? And
she goes, oh, like a samosa. No, like like a samosa,
it's samsa. Well, it's more like a kind thank you,
because if I ever ate a samosa and it tasted
like a kindish, I would send it back. Samosa. Samosa

(04:21):
has got a little more going on. I gotta be honest.
So we're talking to the difference between Jewish heritage food
and Indian heritage food. Okay, alright, alright, samosas are fabulous,
also fabulous independent of kinds. All right, So anyway, leaving
your plate out. So this is our first complaint against Gandhi.
I'm sorry, guys, if we're never eating again, no no, no, no, okay,
don't passive aggressive on us if we have her, if

(04:43):
we have her on the stand right now, is there
anything else that Gandhi has done and they shoot these
few short days that maybe we should we should conquer
and talk about. Let's nip it in the bud right now, guys,
let's air it out. Come on, you're the senior executive
producer in you know, a few days. I gotta give
her the benefit of the doubt. I haven't seen anything

(05:04):
other than the food. That's it. That's it so far.
But that was really irritating. Oh yeah, that's you get
upset about someone enjoying their food. Okay, yes, great, Yeah,
I didn't know the proper timing, like, you know, because
she's still I know she's here, but it's like a
brand new person. What's the issue. Well, I did not
appreciate staring at the food. It was all coagulated and everything.

(05:27):
It was like, you know, enough is enough. And then
she keeps the rappers around like you got wrappers. Okay,
there's no rappers. These are napkins. It's a lot, and
it's like it's in plastic that I can't tell in
the trash because that's just horrible. Okay, so you're saying
that not only is Gandhi leaving food and changing color,
but also you're stacking your like your trash around your works.

(05:49):
I think the problem if she's like absorbing the bad
habits of the people around her the food, that's brodie.
And now you're a hoarder like Daniel, Daniel having a
paper all over the place all the time. Okay, fine, guys,
I see all right, But at the end of the day,
these are not terrible things. I know there's so much
worse about me. You guys will find out. I think

(06:09):
we're having well as likewise you will find some Sure.
Well night, let's let's let's let's turn the table. We're
all under legally binding contracts. No one's getting fired. No
one can walk out in a huff. We have to
work all problems out because we're stuck with each other.
What is it about us as individuals you would like
to point out that you have you you're questioning or

(06:31):
you're having a problem with. At the moment, I feel
that you are all very judgy. That no complaints at all.
Everyone's been awesome. It's gonna happen, Okay, I'll do when
it happens. I do have another question about CONDI So
if I look around the room, we all are wearing
short sleeve shirts. But yeah, you're in the enormous sweatshirt.

(06:53):
Is there a problem with the air conditioning here? First
of all, this is my dress, hoodie. Okay, so I
think you should appreciate it right, And I get cold
very easily. I think I have thin blood. Also, straightenate
is in a long sleeve shirt. What she's wearing that's
not irritated. The food on the table think irritated. I

(07:14):
think is very cold. She likes to be warm. She
has to wear very heavy Sweatshoyes and I actually warned
her ahead of time that the studio gets cold because
no one gives a crap about the females and their bones.
That I get cold cold now that now that I
lost all that way, no I get cold. I'm I'm
like a grandma. Hey, okay, let's talk about another fight

(07:37):
that erupted. Uh, now that Gandhi has arrived here. This
happened several days ago with Brody. Brody is saying and scary.
They're saying that Gandhi being from India, she is not Asian,
she's Indian. Well, and I'm saying she's both technically, he
is both graphically graphical. Okay, India is in is on

(08:02):
the continent of Asia and as a country in Asia,
so technically you could say she's Asian. But by definition
of how we view we don't do and Brody maybe,
and people that we know in our common every day,
you know, you know, people that we know in our circles.
We would we would classify her as Indian, and we

(08:24):
would classify someone who's more from like China as Asian.
You know, if you on the continent, if you go
to an Asian restaurant or an Asian fusion restaurant, it's
typically Chinese and Korean and Japanese. It's not Indian. It's
like someone texted in today. You look at the mathe
you understand if you're not from New York area, Brooklyn
and Queens are part of the same land mass as

(08:45):
Long Island. But people on Long Island or Long Island,
if you're Brooklyn Queens, you don't say it from Long
Island the same land mass. So India being part of
the same land mass, yes, technically geographically Asian, but you
wouldn't say Russians or Asian, even though they're part of
the same continent because Russians are Russian, they're not Asian.
But India is called the subcontinent South, so you're a
subcontinental South Asian, South Asian called South Asian we're talking about.

(09:09):
Isn't Israel part of Asia? No, that's Middle East. I
think it's scary pedia graphical stuff. I just there are
certainly countries in Asia that you would not refer to
the people of that land as Okay, let's talk about
South Americans. Give me a country in South America, Costa Rica, Chile.

(09:32):
Are they South Americans? Yes, okaycause I'm looking at poor
Greg Tea and he looks so long. I just don't
know what. I don't know what countries are, where in
what hemisphere? South Africa? Not in South Africa. I don't
know anything. So just to stay out of the conversation.

(09:55):
South America said, well, what did I say. I don't
even know, so I just stay out of it. I
can barely find my way at home, sometimes the road.
For years Gregg's he would never leave his comfort zone story.
He never went into Manhattan. He would stay in the
little Jersey place that he lived. Then we finally started
sending Melvis. You remember when we started sending him to

(10:16):
do bits in the He would drive through the tunnel
and instead of getting to his destination, he would park
in the same exact parking right to the tunnel, and
then and then taxi cab. A great example, I have
a great, great example. Egypt is part of Africa. You
wouldn't call someone from Egypt African. That was my point.

(10:37):
I went to Egypt not long ago, and they do
call themselves African, a lot of them, especially the Nubian community. Yeah.
But the scariest point was we wouldn't call them Africa.
Would you call a Libyan person African? Would that's part
of Africa? Looking this up, it says part of Egypt.
The Sinai Peninsula is clearly in Asia. You know, here's
one for you, gandhi. Okay. Now, when you look at

(10:57):
a map, a printed map of the world, and you
see the let's say just a printed map of the
United States of America, you have in the center is
this big country California on the left, East Coast on
the right. Then down here below you have Alaska and
Hawaii right next to each other. Right very weird. He

(11:24):
thinks that you can actually get in a boat in California,
travel kind of southwest and hit Alaska. Alaska and Hawaii
he gets near each other there near each other, because
it looks like that on the map. Because always taught, right,
that taught, but no one stopped to correct us. And
go and go, ladies and gentlemen. This is only a diagram.

(11:47):
This is not where these countries that you think the
boxes were normally around them, well border we boat walls
around Hawaii and Alaska. That's right. They should have just
told us that there's a lot of misleading things in
school that you don't learn about. You know what I
have learned at that, But you know, you know what
I have learned about Gandhi is that Gandhi is very smart.

(12:07):
She's been very world traveled. She's traveled a lot of
different countries and things I have not. There's you know,
people that like grow up here in the States, they
don't really get out much, don't speak for all of it.
I know a lot of my friends, they don't get
out much. I think they should, you know, really travel more.
Like I'm very envious of Gandhi and all the travels

(12:28):
that she's been on and where she's been in all
these different countries. It's really cool. But you don't need
to whip out your passport and travel around the world
to know that Hawaii and Alaska are not together. I
guess you're probably google it. You're right, probably right. I
think about the climate with the hot islands of Hawaii's
Old Alaska, that's right, it would melt all the snow

(12:49):
in Alaska and then what would happen then? And then
Hawaii we get covered up with water? Too much water
in the ocean. If Alaska just melted, because you imagine,
now I follow the train of thought. Is land, Yeah,
that's true, it's not all ice. Well no, it's a glacier.
No No, well I thought it's ice where the land.

(13:16):
The land is frozen. Right, Okay, good question. I'll get
to that. I'll google that no time. Okay, But I
don't want to question all these all these countries that
you guys have all traveled, like I have not traveled
them all. But I do want to know one thing. Okay, Okay,
what's your question? My question is, in all of these
countries and some of the countries that we mentioned as well,

(13:37):
can you get a slice of pizza in all these places?
Like is pizza sold everywhere? Like if you go to Egypt,
do they have pizza in Egypt? I'm sure they do.
They do in India, they have pizza in India. You're
talking aboutferent ingredients, but you're also talking about world centers.
You're talking about places that just like New York City,
are melting puts. You go, you can go to Mumbai

(13:58):
Mumbai and they and they have all sorts of cuisines
from all around the world. Really definitely, you don't realize
listen to this. He didn't realize that when they say
a British website that sells sneakers, that they would ship
it to the States. He thought you had pounds. He
couldn't understand how it worked, and we were explaining to

(14:20):
him they do shipping. How did this about to us?
He's like that, no, because you can't order it's a
British site. I don't know. How do you how do
you converted? How do you get it over here? But
something they're great. Team wanted to know how we celebrate
the fourth of July in England. He called my husband
an ass. They're missing out on all the fun, fireworks
and everything. Are you kidding me? It's which fun barbecuing

(14:41):
people's backyards. It's awesome. You understand what July fourth signifies? Well,
I learned about that. At first I didn't understand that,
you know, England owned America and then finally you know,
they separated, and now we just celebrate our separation of
them separate and he left owed America. But he didn't
realize that they don't celebrate Thanksgiving either. Well yeah, okay,

(15:04):
let me ask you a question. What do United States
of America and India have in common in relation to
the Great Britain? What do they have in common? I'm
not even gonna guess. I don't want insult anybody. I
don't know. I have no idea. You're not insulting. What
do they have in common? People? I don't know? And

(15:26):
we're all the same, we all ther ten fingers, ten toes. Absolutely,
that's the answer, is everybody, We love you. Great Tea.
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