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All right, I'm just gonna say I'm embarrassed. Day number one,
Gandhi joins the show, and we're already in here bickering
and fighting. You know, people ask what we do when
the songs are on, and when when we're done, we
bicker and fight. We're fighting like home. No, no, I
don't want you to as well, true colors right away.
I mean, why would we hide it? We did get
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that text message that said, is it like a normal
job where you're nice to the person for a few
days and then you insult them? All right? Well, around
the room we have Gandhi sitting in the Gandhi chair.
We welcome you, we love you. Please don't leave us.
We need you anywhere. You're stuck with me, and then
Garrett and then Dave Brodie and then Greg t the
frat boy, my fiance Alex car Hello, which is so
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weird to say fiance uh and they're scary and scary Jones.
And there's Danielle who was already yelling because of the
T shirt deficit. Do you want to talk about that?
You guys don't get it? Okay? What do we not get?
The fight number one T shirt? These T shirts don't
just grow on trees. They don't. I've got to go
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find money for otherwise you have to pay for a molement. No, no, no, no,
we we We've got to find T shirt. What happened
to sponsorships? Like, why don't we okay if you want, Okay,
So here's the deal. We love combos. Why doesn't the
Mars company that gives combos, Why don't they sponsor tea?
That would be awesome. Whatever they want to laser hair removal,
laser hair removing. I get that. I think that's great.
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I think that's great. However, it is very difficult to
get a sponsor for T shirts because then they want
their logo all about Haynes put them on the label
inside the shirt because the name is already on it.
But nobody. Okay, well they're looking forever. So we've had
we had this deal in the past where people would
pay for shirts, and then somewhere along the line the
last five six years, it became, oh, we don't pay
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for those, No that this person pays for those. And
you go to that person, they say they don't pay
for them. So I find ways to get these things
paid for, of which they're very expensive. And keep something
in mind, we're a business. Okay, does hear me out? Look,
I think we should get shirts and we'll find a way. Okay,
let's say we go to John's hot dog stand and
say we want you to give us to make shirts
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and we'll put your logo on them. Well, that twenty
dollars they had in their budget could have gone to
our bottom line, which pays salaries. So when we start
going to our friends and our partners and ask for
extra things, well we have to pay for that. Does
that makes sense? See this is why it's my name
on the show. But I don't get it. I don't
get it because if if their name is on an
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Elvis to ran T shirt right and you put the
logo of whatever company it is, why would they want
us to pay for that for them? That's extra advertising
for them. So why wouldn't they be excited to do.
Why do you buy shoes that have a data written
on them? You know what I'm saying, there's it's still
cost money. You know what. Gandhi, you're the smart one.
Would you please tell us what we should do to
get more shirts to give away? Oh? I think nudes
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of everyone on the show on the front of the shirt,
you know, if I may, I just don't think that
Nate is you know, he's budgeting correctly. I think that
he budgeted for an X amount of shirts, but he
didn't over he didn't see like that, exactly like that.
And here's the thing. So I budgeted for a year's
worth of shirts roughly are you kidding me? Yes? In
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this place, hang on, hang on the court. So it's
roughly two shirts a day. We figured out the average
that you end up giving away on the show. You
became more charitable and then more people. I can't I
only accounted for people getting shirts on the show. When
people like Greg t brings his daughter's soccer team in
here in the twenty seven shirts, they were little cute
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little girls. How roughly five dollars a shirt. It's not
out of your pocket, seriously, and that's a that's actually
a good price for a custom printed shirt. And Nate,
that's the one with the logo. Now, if they want
to put a sponsor on it, we're talking almost close
to ten dollars of putting another because you can put
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the logo on the back, then that costs more. Months.
We don't know a lot about shirt. If we did this,
what if we've reached out to the listeners and said,
if you want to send the shirts at the Elvis
Duran logo wanted to give away with your business on it,
send them and then we can start giving them away
with other people's businesses on them. And I think here's
the thing. I think we've also taken a little bit
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of pride in the fact that it is an Elvis
Drayan shirt period. There's no other logos on there. I
think that's what a lot of people want branding, branding.
So let's let's open the store again, our merch store
at Elvis ran dot com and just say, look, you
gotta buy him. I'm okay with that. And if anybody
here wants a shirt, Gregg Tea, you can pay me
five dollars per shirt and I'll put that in the
kitty for the next time we were rush, wait, wait,
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hold on, hold on, we have a kitty, kitty. I
have been here for a long time. I should be entitled, entitled.
Just came up and this is where you lose. It's
not my fault that he under budget and he only
budget of three thousands. All in favor of coming back
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to this tomorrow, say I can we talk about Gandhi's
first day today. Let's talk about it. It was a
very easy going show. We didn't want to throw a
lot of stuff at you. We just wanted to just
kind of flow and were you okay with that? It
felt really good to me, but me so, I hope
it did for you guys, to know, it felt very good.
We we loved having you here. It sounded Alex you
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you grew up, You grew up, You woke up listening
to us this morning. How did it sound on the outside?
It sounded excellent. She's awesome, right, yeah, it's right in.
I kind of have trust issues because I don't know
if you guys would say right now, yeah, it didn't
sound good. We don't like it. I think you're already
assimilating into our culture, that is suctional culture of who
we are every day. It sounded really natural to me.
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It's like I know you a thousand years already, like
the rest of this whole crew. That's how I feel
about you guys too. But I we've all been like
texting and trying to keep in touch, and I feel
like it's been well. Okay, there are several different obstacle
courses you need to go through. Okay. The first one
will be having drinks with Alex and me. And keep
in mind, I mean we rev high. I've been training
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for years. I'm ready for this. Okay. What are other
obstacles we have to put Gandhi through? Well, drinking with
Alex and Elvis, that's a major one. Seeing Gregg Tea naked.
I haven't done that yet. It'll be better once his
libo happens. I will tell you he's hung like a pancake.
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Would think I looked bigger after he has, like it's
gonna come over and hit you in the face. I'm
already giving points to Gandhi because I learned something from her.
When it hits you on the face, it's called donging.
So you got donged by him during a massage, Yes,
multiple times and at first I thought it was an accident.
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So what happened? I was giving a massage in New
Orleans on Bourmon Street, really shady little spot, but it
was a great massage. And then I just noticed, like repeatedly,
I kept feeling a and I was like on my
head and I kind of looked over like is this
on purpose? There's really no need for him to be
that close to my eyeball, yet here he is. But
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it felt so good I just let it. Yeah, so
he donned you how many times? I think it was
eight I started counting. It's like he's just tapping you
on the head. It's a little just a little Penisa
his wife Trish when when she slept over one, you know,
but that's his wife, he was his girlfriend. What do
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you I mean? The things? You know we've all been
doed by Greg? Why does he have to go tell
people this is nothing? There's no family things. Dogged his
Caesar salad once? Yeah, what time that scary was out
of the room and great opened your Caesar salad and
he dogged it and they called it and then you
ate it, you remember, and you all knew and just
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let it happen. We filmed, we filled him doing it.
It's on video on YouTube. That's the first day I
heard the word collusion. Your microphone too at one time. Yeah,
you donned my microphone? Did I might maybe? Or you
put it up your butt? No, I definitely like I
think I'm farted on it. So we didn't learn the
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term dogging. Yeah, what are you looking at on the
video trying to watch the video of a salad getting video?
You have set? It's on YouTube. Scary. Enjoy the struggling
it in your mouth. You don't have the down part.
We have the aftermath of scary eating the salad. Yeah,
he loved that salad. Anyway, So day one, Uh, Daniel,
your suggestion for day two? Should we rev it up
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a little tomorrow? I don't know. I kind of like
the feel of how it went today. I felt like
those are the shows people enjoy so much when it's
just kind of goes and we just figure it out
as we go along. So alex I was also having
a conversation with Gandhi about marriage and now it's learning
a little more about Gandhi. After all of her studies
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studying her friends are getting married this and that they
all say the same thing to you. What do they
say to you. Everybody says marriage is the best way
to ruin a good relationship. I know, but I think
it'll look good on you guys. I think, look, you know,
we live in a world where fifty of marriage is
roughly do end up in in not working out that do.
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So we are the optimistic optimists, and we're going to
hope that things work out for the best. We're seeing
you two together, I feel like it's going to so
not not. I was like, oh, they're cute, look at this.
So I mean, so, look, you're not dating. You're you're
actually living the single girl moved in New York life.
So marriage is like a foreign thing for you, right
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way far off in the distance, if at all. Right,
what about kids? You think about kids? I think about
not having kids. Okay, all right. They just I'm very selfish.
I feel like, and to be a good parent you
have to be unselfish, and I'm just not ready for
that yet. So I'm far away from it. See. I
think people who can be honest with themselves. Yeah, it's good. Yeah.
See I've been married since two thousand three and it's
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been wonderful. I wouldn't so that's a positive. But and
my kids, I I, yeah, I don't know what I
don't know what I do without him, So we won't
even go there. But see. But and then you're being
completely honest about how you have a relationship with your
your your husband, your kids. And actually yesterday we were
in church on Sunday and my thirteen year old is
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now taller than me, like by three or four inches.
And I looked at him and I put my arm
around him and I was like, you're my kid, and
I'm like, and I just said I love you, and
it's just like I did. And then I look at
the other one. He's still tiny, you know. But it's
just I don't know what I would do without them.
This is what's great about our show. We have so
many different perspectives, you know what I'm saying. Garrett has
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two great kids, a wonderful, wonderful partner wife. She's fantastic.
Brodie's got three gorgeous daughters, a very smart, wonderful wife. Yeah,
I keep going, God help his wife, Trish, she's fabulous,
two beautiful daughters. Scary Scary has the most incredibly cool girlfriend.
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And it's that relationship is where it is. It is
what it is, and that Danielle gives him crap over
and this room has a way of imparting their feelings
and opinions and how they take their life, and they
translated onto how your life would be if you of
the same. In all defense, if you got married, we
wouldn't give you a crap. I'm excited that you're here, Gandhi,
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because this is I feel like you're the female me
in a way. Yes, yes, that that that? Well, how
long have you been dating her? Eight years? There's nothing
wrong with that. And by the way, not everyone, not
everyone in this room gives you hell. I know that
I'm always on your side on that. Danielle married beautiful
guy who was supposed to be with me because he's
British and I thought he was gay. I didn't hit
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on him, did not hit on him. I asked him
out and then he passed him over and I said,
sloppy second. Two great signs. Now, Nate, this is a
new one. He's he's dating and living in sin with Heather,
and he's my work husband. And now he's he's like,
now I don't I don't see him anymore. Now he
doesn't hang out with me, he's with her. Honestly, when
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when we first met mat I never thought in a
thousand years we would be where we are today with him.
I saw because I saw you as the single guy
was going to date all these hot girls in the
city and never settled down and lived a life. And
all of a sudden, I was like sitting on an
airplane with you and you're talking to some girl, and
I go, who's that? Remember that, in all fairness, when
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you started dating Heather, Danielle gave Scary a better chance
of getting married and moving in with his girlfriend than
he did with she did with you. And it's funny.
I did date a lot of people when I moved here.
I just never said anything because I didn't want you Danielle, actually,
because Danielle was that person. How many of those are
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still alive? They're all alive. And then there's Alex. Alex
and I've been together for eight years, eight years, and uh,
we're getting married in a little less than one year.
I think this is exciting. I am not discouraging other
people from getting married ever, I'm just saying for me,
I don't know that's a good fit. No, no, no no,
And that's that's totally the way you should be. I
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dated someone for a long time. We were together for
six years, We lived together a long time. Come home
and be like, all the girls at work tell me
you want to ring. I was like, don't listen to
the girls at work. Listen to a girl at home
who's telling you she doesn't. So what is it about
the pressure we get at work? Like, for instance, it's scary.
It is under a pressure from time to time because
he is in a great relationship. And the thing is
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is the woman he's in a relationship with is fantastic.
And so if, if and when he ever wanted to
ask someone to marry him, I would hope it would
be her because she is amazing. What if she would
say no, she might, But look we have we have
like thy seconds left day one getting to know each other.
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I think it's fantastic. I love that you're here. We've
been waiting. Yes, I just like to point out who
one day when we when we have a drink, when
we have a drink or two, I'll tell you the story.
I can't wait. I want to hear the story. Danielle
basically said, it's either Gandhi or it's no one, which
I am I kidding? Am I right? All right? Right?
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You know I basically was that. Does I mean you
guys wanted someone else? But no, no no, no, no no no, no, no,
no no, no fifteen minute morning show