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And I hit which button, the one that's right here,
number one, and just leave it? Okay, pop up, pop up,
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talk about pop music, talk about pop music. Do you
have it? B dB bomb bombopop bom a re recording?
All right, here we go. It is Greg t and
Garrett hosting the fifteen minute Morning Show. What will happen
after I press this button? Oh God help us. Nobody
knows I'm already pressing it. It's not working. So already
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it's not working. What would you talk about on your
on your podcast? Ten minute morning show? All right, like
I just got done saying good morning, good evening, good afternoon.
I don't know when you're listening to us. I'm welcoming
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everybody to the show. It's the fifteen Minute Morning Show.
I'm Greg t and uh, I'm over here, while my
friend Garrett he's over there. Yes, got Garrett over there.
I'm over here. Now you might be asking yourself. You
might be asking yourself, where is the rest of your show?
Where is where is everybody? And Scary and Nate and
Brody and Elvis and Froggy and where is everybody where?
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They're recording other stuff. So they pretty much said, hey, um,
you mind doing us a favor? And we said, sure,
we'll do a favor. What do you need? They said, hey, host,
do you mind you So that is what we did. Yeah,
And unlike other times, we have the door open so
people want to come in, let him come in. I
like that idea. It's not all right, cool, We'll still
roll with it. Yeah, you know, here's the kind of
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a neat thing. You know. I'm sure that you're listening
right now, and you have so many questions about what
it's like in radio. What does everybody do after the show?
Do we all just go home when we say that
we have meetings? What are the meetings about? What do
we all do? Do we get along? Do we like
each other? What's the what's those questions? So someone comes
up to you, Greg T on the soccer field or
you walking around the mall and say, hey, great T,
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love the show. I want to know blank, what's that
one question you always get? They go, so you guys
get to go home right after after ten o'clock Eastern
Standard time. That's the number one question they do. They do?
They go, and then then they go, they go, what's
ell of us like? And then they go, um, what else?
They say? Do do you make? You make a lot
of money in radio? These are the questions I get.
So here's what we're gonna do, because it's Garrett and myself.
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We are going to give you a little peek behind
the curtain, so you can come on in, Come on
in behind the curtain. Here you go, and now we
welcome you to our studios, which if you're if you
want to imagine what they look like, we have floor
to ceiling winds so on on two sides of our
studio here that we're using. On the other two sides
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it's walls. Because on the other side of those walls
are offices. So um, when people walk by the hallway,
when they walk in the hallway past the studio, it's
like a fish bowl. They could see in they could
see us, and we like swim around in this water
and that they call air and we can wave to
people as they walk on by. So what goes on now? Today?
Yesterday we had such a great show with Jimmie Fallon.
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It was an amazing show. It really was an In
case you didn't get a chance to hear the entire
morning show with Jimmie Fallon, then please go, let's do
it on the replay channel. But we had such a
good time, and a lot of times we don't have
enough time to get to other things, other guests. We
have to do in radio what's called recording. We make
it sound like it's really, make it sound like it's happening,
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but we are recording it for a later replay. So
right now Elvis is doing an interview with another celeb.
I cannot tell you who it is. I'm not allowed
because just like when Julie Fallon came in today and
he gave Elvis a list of all the people who's
gonna have at Central Park, and then Elvis read the
one that was written in italics, italics, italics, italicized, itali sized,
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what does the work through it italic? So then and
he read it, so he's not supposed to read that.
So this is what happens. We're not supposed to tell
you what celeb is here right now that they are
interviewing for a later replay. Hey, I want to play
a game with you. Maybe we can play it later.
We can play now whatever you want. I just created it.
And yeah, I know, I know you do not like
to You like to be prepared, but I couldn't prepare
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you for this one. We'll see. What's happening right now.
Is Nate our producer, our executive producer, uh Nate senior
senior executi producers. We have a senior executive producer, then
we have executive producers, and then there's us right exactly,
and after the morning show, everybody has to gather into
the studio. Everybody, everybody that's a part of the show
in any shape or form, whatever you do for the show,
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whether you work behind the scenes or not, everybody has
to be called into a meeting. So and that at
the meeting, Nate said Greg T. Garrett, I need you
guys to do us a favor. You guys got to
go inside and hang out and go to the fifteen
minute Morning Show podcast. So that's what we're doing right now,
and we're trying to waste time. So fifteen minutes of
your time may not just be boring. Listen, we do
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have things planned we're gonna get to that. We were
talking about questions that we get on the street the most,
and not everybody gets to run into you know you,
Greg T or Elvis, but they still have questions. So
what do they do? They turn to what Twitter? Google? Google,
So you know there's a whole complete list of great
T autocomplete sentences. So if you type in the word
Greg T, g R E G space T, Greg T
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okay on Google, and then I want you to pick
a letter A through Z right now. A. Just pick
a letter, pick a letter going to auto complete the
sentence that people have typed into Google. Just give me
a letter Z J J Greg t uh Greg T.
Morning Show Dad Jokes. So people heard the Morning Show
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Dad jokes. I wanted to know. Here we go again
through the another letter B B Greg T. Greg T
breaks a toilet. So people starch searching for Greg T
breaks the toilet your kid. Even so these are things
that people have searched for, so they hear about it,
but it searched on your phone or search on the internet,
on the Internet Google autocomplete. So give me one more letter,
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um M M Gregg T M. Now see here's where
we run into the problem because M also stands for
M T A. And then on the subway there's a
photo of a guy name So there's there's that. You
guys know what Garrett just talked about. So Garret just
mentioned on the subways here in New York they do AM.
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I guess it's it's it's a promotion. They want to
get the word out. Like if you see something, say something.
I mean, like if you're sitting there and all of
a sudden something looks odd hat somebody looks weird to you,
you know what, you gotta call it in see something,
say something. So there's this man that they've used this
image of his face, an older, heavier fella with curly hair.
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They put him on a subway and they said, this
is Greg T. But we're learning. There's Nate. We're playing
a game. This is great. This is like the AM Show.
We're trying to do the best we can. Your name.
We're playing Greg T autocomplete. So these are the things
people have for the first four minutes. We explained to
the audience why it's just he and I right now.
We had to be honest. We said, look the recording
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another celebrity right now. I can't tell you who it is,
but this celebrity will be on with us at a
later date. It is what it is. Sometimes we do that, right,
And I said that Nate, our executive senior producer. He's
the one that told us coming in and do this.
It sounds like I'm old. I just said executive, and
Garrett corrected me. We're just we're talking about everybody's titles,
so we might as well get everyone's title. So now
he's now he's turning me onto this thing. Did you
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know you can what is it? Auto correct, auto auto
complete somebody and pick a letter A through Z. I
suggest this one right here, so Greg T and then
p let's see what comes up. What do you think,
Greg pooping on the floor. Yes, that's what I'm known for.
That's great. Here's the other big one to Greg t salary,
that's one of the top trains. That's so not real.
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I've actually googled myself on my salary. It's not real, right,
it's not right at all. Let's type in l Greg
T leaving the morning show. That's not happening. Oh yeah,
we're talking about that other Greg r r syah. So
getting back to that guy. So they've used this man's
face and they put look at Greg T. He saw
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something and he said something, and people think that's me,
But it's not me. That that that is Greg T.
That is his name. That is a Greg right, and
the and the T does stand for his last name
and it's the first initialist last name. But it's not
the Greg T in the Tristate area here on the
East coast. So that's where I got angry, because I'm
the only Greg T that is somewhat in entertainment business
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that's in the public's eye, and you should not be
able to use the name Greg T. They know the
story about your email. What do you mail? So there's
a guy in the company named Greg T. This was
a couple of year that was using emailed. His name
is Greg you know what. He went to the boss.
I said that Gregg T shouldn't be allowed to have
getting emails because people would say I emailed. Because people
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were saying I emailed you at your company's email, and
I'm like, I didn't get it. And then it turned
out after going through HR that somebody in San Diego
had Greg t at the company's email. Wow, we can't
create the name. That that guy's name is Greg T. Right.
But when I brought it up to the head boss,
which I had to make an appointment to go see
the head boss. When I met with the head boss,
which you never get the chance to do, he actually
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said to me. He goes, you know what, You're right,
you you need that email. So he's like, I'll take
care of it. In a week later, the guy didn't
have the email anymore. You look at you. They made
they made him, made him use his real name because
he was using it for sales, Like why should it
be Greg T. I understand that's what I'm trying to say.
He's trading on your name. I think all of these
are great. In fact, the Greg, the l double R.
I really think you should reach out to him and
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talk to him. You know what, I think he should
just be Greg whatever the hell. That's not a bad idea.
I wonder if I could get him in on an interview.
I think that would be a great if we would
just you know, I'll be nice to you, you'd be
nice to me. But let's squash just the nicest guy
ever already. I'm not gonna like he's like Garrett said,
what if he's like the super super nice guy. But
he totally knows who I am. There's no way not that.
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And I'm not saying that I'm famous. I'm just saying, like, so,
who are if you're in the Tri State area, you
know the Elvis Durant can make an argument, yes, how
many people take the subway every day? A couple of million,
a couple of millions. But somebody had to have told
him by now. We talked about the radio everything. I
think maybe more people know who he is. No way,
no way, He's some attorney in midtown. That's what he does.
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He's like, yeah, Greg, no, no, you know more about
him than than a lot of people know about you. Anyway,
forget it. I don't care. We need to forget it.
I will try to get him on. I'll try to
get him on. Sound sounding good? All right? So look,
that's just a little bit about what's going on. We've
now wasted ten minutes of your time. Hey, behind the scenes,
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we have five more minutes left. Put up that green
pot that you have, just so when the show does end,
this one here, Yeah we can hear it. Okay, got you,
Thank you for I don't even know how how this
has done. We have five minutes left, um, Garrett. What
I found here in the studio that we sat down
to record was a I don't know, a purse, a
bag of Michael Core's pocketbook. Now, I so want to
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open this up, but I'm not going to, and it's
also against the law to open up a pocket. But
did you know that it's not yours? Now what it's
But what if you were to Let's just say it
was randomly found on the street. Yeah, that's different. If
it's randomly found on the street, you can either a
see something, say something and call somebody, or you can
open you could call Great Tea, or you can find
out what's inside it and then try to get some
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information and call them back. So let's just say this
bag lost right now, right, But we're not outside and
we all know that we're in the studio. So what
I have here is Jimmy Fallon's publicists left it here. Well,
that's what I'm thinking. There were a lot of people
that accompanied Jimmy Fallons in the studio today. It could
have been one of his people that were in another
studio listening to the live interview as it went on
and they forgot their their purse, or it's someone that
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was here in the overnight and totally forgot about it
and we have no idea. Well, the only overnight girl
that was here would be Shelley Rome. Well even even
before that, a guy could be wearing a purse as well, right,
so we have to also it could be circutly Maxwell,
it could be what if you were to open the
bag without going into it, and how would I do that? Well,
opening the zipper without going into I don't think you're allowed.
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That's the thing I don't believe. When you become a lawyer,
it's just but when it comes to a woman, so
much about the law, I don't but I think I
I think it's what I heard that it is. It
is against the law to go into a woman's or
what you think is a woman's pocketbook, whoever is, I
don't believe you're allowed to go in it. Well, not
just a bag, a woman's bag, but just uh, something
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that is closed and and not yours. I think I
would this property. But here's the thing. If you were
to go into the bag and steal something, I would say,
that's the problem. But if you're going in there just
for the mere fact of saying, hey, I need to
find out who's bag this is so I can get
that bag back to said person, that's another story. I
tell you, what, why don't you do this? Can you
open up the door and you is usually something I
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would do. But I'm over here on this side, and
you're over there. So if you open the door and
yelled down the hall, does any did anybody misplace a
Michael Core's pocketbook? Anybody? Who's is it? Who's is it? Okay?
So okay, so so somebody cleaned it? So I thought,
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I thought, I did hear? Which microphone is that one? Is? That?
Is that the mic? That's not the way way you
put it on? Put it on? No? No, not so fast.
Oh it's interned, Katie. Ladies and gentlemen, in turn, Katie, Katie,
can you please sit down on to the microphone or
so we have interned Katie with us. Uh intern Katie.
Welcome to the fifteen Minute Morning Show Podcast. I'm Greg T.
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That's Garrett and she knows us, right. Ok. You know
the funny thing is we don't know a lot of
the interns names, but I know hers. I know because
Katie was very cool to me. So I know Katie's name. Yes,
you did, Michael cores By the way, unattended was very curious. Now,
but I did not go in it. I did not.
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I did not. That's right. We have a minute and
a half. If and yeah have been appreciative. What would
you Would you have felt that it was an invasion
of your privacy? No, not at all. I'd be so
happy you returned to really, so you wouldn't have minded
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me to unzip it and look through it and figure
out whose it was now, because it's like there's paper
paper in there. Well, not that I want to. Will
you allow us to open up and see what's inside?
Or is this an invasion of your privacy? No? Definitely
go for it. It is. I'm putting her on the
spot too. I feel bad. But you know what's so cool?
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Like women's pocketbooks. There's so many things in them, so
many elvis ls. When we say pocketbook a purse. Yeah,
so you're going shopping, you need a new purse. Yeah nice.
Where are you from, a get Katie, I'm from Queen
Queen's where you go to college? Nice? How many more
years you got left? Three months? What are you gonna
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do with your life in three months? That's a good question. Real,
for real. You're asking thirty seconds from because he wants
to go back your life. Yeah, oh you're Gregg to
the front. Boy. You need to go back. I do
need to go back, all right, Listen, we're one. You
got a time. I wish we can go through your pocketbook,
but we can't, so we have to say goodbye first. Okay,
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we learned a lot. Here's your purse, Thank you very much,
Bye bye, guys. Fifteen minute morning shows. So now that
ellis not leaving early, what are we gonna do tomorrow?
I've screwed up.