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your podcast? Firm presents all right, scarier to run out
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to say hi to someone? Uh? Can we talk about
scary real quick? Always? Brody and I have a thing
about scaries. Posts on social media, he does at least
a dozen hashtags hashtag Hoboken boy, hashtag dinner, hashtag salad,
hashtag sandwich, hashtag gotta eat, hashtag BMW dreams, hashtag life.
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And we're trying to figure out what his purposes. I know,
sometimes you want to hashtag things because it'll send them
to a whole whole world of things that they have
in common, you know what I'm saying. Hashtag trip to
London that people put up to London trip pictures. You
can see all of them. But sometimes you also want
to just hashtag as a punchline. But I don't know
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what he I don't know what he's trying to do
around the table. Right now, there's a day Roadie, there's
producer Sam there, Straight and Nate and Scary will be
in a moment to answer the hashtag question. So where
do you want to go with this? Well? I think
he puts, uh, Well, the theory is you put a
lot of hashtag so you get more cross references, I guess,
and I think that's what he's trying to do. He's
trying to eat as many people interested in his life
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as possible. But there's a special way you have to
do it, and he does it the wrong way. I
think you can't just put everything into your description because
then that's annoying as hell. What you have to do
is you have to make it a comment so no
one has to see it once the post has been
up for a little bit. So there you go. Hashtag Okay,
so he put up can you pull one up? I'm
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looking right now. Okay, what does he have on on
the tell us the post and tell us what he
what do he hashtagh He had appearance at a bar,
so he did hashtag bar anticipation, hashtag Jersey Shore, hashtag
bar a hashtag life. Okay, all of them might make
sense because the name of the of the bar is
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on their hashtag Jersey Shore. It's where it is. But
hashtag life he's he's living it, so maybe that's how
it's relevant. I don't know, Scare. I'm trying to help
you on this one. Hashtag life. Yeah, he's not here
to defend himself just yet. Okay. I usually use hashtags.
I don't try to cross reference with anything else, but
I try to hashtag, just like as a punch line. Okay.
He went to a hotel this weekend. He had to
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put a pictures of himself squeezing out the last drops
of summer. Uh at the Asbury Hotel. Hashtag Asbury Hotel
hashtag Asbury hashtag Asbury Park hashtag Jersey Shore. Okay, see,
those will make sense. Hold on. Look for when it
doesn't make sense, hold on, Oh my god, I found Okay,
here we go. Okay, he's at Mighty Queen's Barbecue. Great
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barbecue places absolutely in New York City. Blah blah blah blah.
Stoke for an at Mighty Queen's Barbecue. Lunch hashtag Mighty
Quinn hashtag Mighty Quinn's plural hashtag barbecue hashtag bbq, hashtag
spar ribs hashtag chicken, hashtag wings, hashtag pull pork, hashtag brisket,
hashtag lunch, hashtag dinner hashtag good night is my favorite.
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He was a he was a Harry party. We all
went to a party of the night and it was
really hot. You're just in time. We're making fun of
all your hashtags. So he said tie or nah, and
he put a picture himself with a suit no tie
hashtag ninety degrees hashtag dressing not dressing hashtag sorry not sorry,
that's a joke. I mean you gotta laugh at that. Sorry, sorry, Okay.
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You went to a charity event for t J. Martell
and you put up a tweet you wrote hashtag lucky
strike hashtag cancer, I mean downcer, you retweeted it. They
retweeted some tweet fair they are raising money for you
for cancer. It's you know what I'm saying. Hashtag lucky
strig hashtag cancer mean I hit a lucky strike, I
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got got some No, No No, you know you're right now
that that people searching for, you know, the cancer, cancer
research and solutions on Twitter, that will come up. So
if you have to hashtagh I got another one. Here's
one by the way, we read your mighty quinnswe we
you listed hashtag chicken hashtag spare ribs hashtag wings hashtag.
Here's another one. This was when scary is at bar A,
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uh like a month ago. Interwinn your blah blah blah
blah inner win yours now come hashtag bar A hashtag
bar anticipation hashtag Jersey Shore, Jersey Shore hashtag bel Mar
hashtag cabana hashtag madasquan hashtag, point pleasant, hashtag pt pleasant hashtag,
segurt hashtag spring lake, hashtag lavallette hashtag niptude, hashtag has
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very hashtags very part hashtag Bradley Beach listened every town
on the Jersey Shore, right, because the people that would
be interested in partying at bar A at the Jersey
Shore with a surrounding towns. So I was taught that
you should hashtag the surrounding areas because people they'll come
up on people's feeds or the people will be searching
for those things. So someone goes out at night, goes
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let me do a hashtag whatever town I'm in, let's
see what's going on, and they do that. Yeah, all right, Well,
then how can we argue with you? You can't. That's
why I did that. I'm crazy. But sometimes, well there
is that too. But sometimes I'll have friends they'll post
something on social media and they'll say, hey, a beautiful
night out in the park, and then the hashtags take
up like ten inches of copy space, just like on
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and on and on and on and on and on
and on. It's crazy they do that tries me. That's
when it's in the context of the post itself, like
it has to be a comment afterwards or else. I'm
just immediately pistol, yeah me to put it? Can you
put it in a comment after? I guess you can?
I never thought it. Absolutely, you can't go there you go,
big boye. Alright, so we benched aman it scary? So
we just solved a scary problem. Well, no hashtag hashtag.
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I'm just just scroll through at Scary Jones. Everything's a
hashtag egg and then he really retweets anyone that hashtags them.
He's the basic bitch, okay with it. I'm I'm saying
it's wrong. I'm just asking why hashtag chicken hashtags, bear
ribs hashtag because it's searchable, especially on Instagram. I mean
I hashtag hot wings right right. No, If you do
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a search for these hashtags, especially on Instagram, you see
the coolest pictures. It's discovery. It's a way of finding
new things and getting outside of your current network of people.
If you think about when Nelly crashes, the party turns
up with flag a line or whatever hashtag hard rock,
a C, hashtag fl hash tag Nelly, hashtag Cruz hashtag
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a C hashtag, Atlantic City hashtag Florida Georgia Line hashtag FTL,
people that are Florida Georgia Saturday hashtag Saturday hashtag Saturday,
and tag phone hashtaging. But true, No, if you think
about it, if people that are fans of Florida Georgia
Line will be searching halftag hashtag f GL. So if
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I put that in Instagram they might want to see,
then my pixel will come up. Isn't that great? Okay,
that's what it's about. You got you got beat on
the hashtags. I just searched hashtag hot wings, so I
pulled up this one tween boa underscore two hashtag happy
Sunday hashtag hot wings, hashtag spicy hashtag, chicken wings hashtag
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keto hashtag diet hashtag not carbs hashtag broccoli hashtag avocado,
hashtag wild rocket hashtag spring onion hashtag healthy diet hash
hashtag clean food hashtag eat clean hashtag food styling hashtag
food presentation hashtag healthy eating hashtag protein hashtag eat eat
greens hashtag plant based diet hashtag grilled chicken hashtag fresh
food hashtag food pig hashtag, jim food hashtag jim in
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hashtag fit food hashtag fork yeah, hashtag food bus hashtag
restauranta hashtag food porn. Okay, you just cover an all bases,
you know, and if I wait a minute, but think
about how much time and effort goes into all those
hashtags when you could be living your fucking life just
say hashtag living my life hashtag hold on, I got
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another one here, Oh, here's another one. Party with Scary
Jones and Froggy at the air conditioned v I P
Suite at the Heart Festivals a lot yeah, hashtag five
songs hashtag, hashtag logic hashtag little lousy vert hashtag dualipa hastag,
Dustin Lynch, hastag Gredivan fleet news dot on, heart dot
com hashtag I heart because people without our fans of
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those bands. I want to can't do one more Scary
Jones in Philadelphia while you can't make up your mind.
Hashtag Pats King of Steaks at Pat King Steaks, hashtag Yo,
hashtag Genos hashtag Pats, hashtag Geno Steaks, hashtag whiz Wit
hashtag King of Steaks, hashtag South Philly hashtag Philly, hastag
Philadelphia hashtag Cheese Steaks, hashtago It's my favor hashtag yo.
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I didn't write that hashtag it's right there. So but
again my point is, you're okay, You're spending time of
putting a post up, and if it's on Instagram, you're
put putting a picture of your editing the picture, you're
making sure the colors are right, you're editing out of
the frame, and then you start doing you know, a
mile long list of hashtags. That post just took how
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much time? About twenty minutes? All right? Really, and just
understand you're spending that much time on that post. I
get a little anxious when I'm posting, especially on Instagram,
because I just don't know where to start and then
where to end and where to finish the hashtagging. Maybe
it's an issue I have in my head where I
have to keep going. No, it's definitely a deeper issue.
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Well know, there are many people who are into it.
I was reading an article in the New York Times.
I hate to bring it down, but it was talking
about how much time we're spending online, how much time
we're focusing on nothing but social media and reading this
and that, and some people say they're guilty. Pleasure is
being able just to kind of screw around through new sites,
and you know, it's actually an actual websites to read
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new stories, this and that. At the end of the day,
you spend how many moments taking care of nothing when
you're spending all your time focused on stuff that's coming
over your WiFi. You know, I don't know I need
to take a lesson from you, because I've seen you
when you put up your Instagram post service, you go
really quick. I mean, you don't spend more than maybe
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thirty seconds on in a minute. I don't have time.
You don't do You don't really put filters on your pictures.
You don't, you know, per instance, frame it or crop it.
Yesterday I couldn't do it because I was on edibles. Well,
there's that I would have loved to see those. I don't.
I don't want to post anything on edibles hashtag edibles
hashtag mind blown. I got another one here. Scary went
to Pittsburgh with his friends the other day. Only one
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word is not hashtag hashtag Brooklyn invades hashtag Pittsburgh hashtag mancation,
hashtag let's go Bux You're not a Pirates fan? Hashtag
Promanti Brothers hashtag steel City. Yeah he wants to, He's
dropping names. So the argument is this, is it better
to be locked into the world through social media than
to be on edibles because you're not locked into anything
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on edibles, Yours is unlocked. You're you're unplugged, which is worse,
being stoned or being online, which is best at which
is worst? I mean, the complete opposites are they are well,
I know, but both of them. You're unplugged from society. Well,
some would argue that being online you are plugged into
society because that is that is a big piece of
our society. You're just company online, Like I go to
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brunch with Scary and I know that I will be
missing him from minutes at a time as soon as
he takes a picture. I don't try and engage them
in conversation because he needs to fill out whatever it is.
And then there's this need to post across all my
social media because if I do it on my instant story,
I gotta. You just have to so question which is worse,
being stoned or being online? And definitely being online, it's
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which worse? Yeah, that's that's worse because when you're when
you're stone, at least you're doing something for your self. Exactly.
It's a choice, relaxed, your escaping reality. I think when
you're online and doing that and too scaries. Credit. There
have been times we had dinner a couple of weeks ago.
He had his phone down the entire dinner. Yeah, no,
want to you No, We're having a conversation for three hours.
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We were sitting there talking. You didn't look at his phone, Gary,
you can interaction. And I wanted to put a picture
of my of my dinner. I'm like, oh my god,
hashtag Perry Street, hashtag Bronzino, hashtag oh my god. I
wanted to, but but I thought, you know what, let's
just have a conversation. Why what how odd? Hey? So
producer Sam, which is worse getting stoned or being locked
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in on social media. I've never even had anything to
do with pot, and I still think locked in on
social media is worse. I said the woman who post
twenty five insto stories a day. I do post a
lot of day. It's not to say I don't do it,
but I acknowledge that it's messed up. It's one of
my many flaws. Yeah, you can. You can say I
have I have a vice awareness. Well what do you
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think I think? Uh, well, you know what. I'm anti drugs,
but the way scary is on social media, I think
that may be worse. Well, look at this, he's on
a ferry. How long did you take to come up
with this one? And how proud of you were? For
you like a week? Yeah, all you did was right
into a friend of mine on a sorry hashtag peer pressure.
Really I actually applaud that. That's actually fun. Don't you
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searching for things about peer pressure? It's not spelled right,
you're not gonna well, I know, but okay, look up
peer pressure. See if anyone else has hashtag I E
R pressure. I I do that too, though, because I'm
like you, I use hashtags. Ironically, I would have done
peer pressure as well, because I don't really do it
for the search factor. I do it because I think
it's a tongue in cheeks. Well, it seems there's an
actual cross presserencing for anyone else. Eleven tweets that have
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said peer pressure, what are they saying? Just passed by
our old boat? Peer pressure? Okay, Sunday, funday, let's go
knee high hand firing peer pressure on our boat. Uh
surve something. Uh, let's see. There's nothing exciting, I know,
but but across referencing with the world famous scary. But
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by the way, what a great name for a bar
per pressure. I think that's has to be on the
wa it has to be well, which is just stolen
by the people listening to these podcasts number one docs
number two peer pressure. You have to go there. All
your friends are going there. Hello, get it? I get
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it anyway, So we have got a minute left on
this hashtag sixty seconds hashtag time. All right, Well there
you have it, an entire the entire fifteen minutes spent
on hashtags and obsession with hash hashtags. I need some
CBD oil in my life because some upstairs you want something.
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I need some because I need to smooth it out
and be less concerned and less anxious about posting. Now,
when you tweet this podcast, what are your hashtags gonna
hashtag fifteen minute Morning Show hashtag fifteen min Morning show
hashtag Elvis Duran hashtag Elvis ran show hashtag Marino hashtag
fifteen minute mo show. Yes, I would do that too. Second,
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why see tag hashtags podcast take no hashtag, hashtag you
too many? Hashtags hashtag oh my God, hashtags take you
my life? Hash take it he the fifteen Minute Morning
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