August 14, 2018 • 16 mins
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leave because the sheets on the bed were so soft,
so comfortable. Well, you don't have to pay a billion
dollars for sheets anymore. Brook Lennon, based in Brooklyn, has
figured it out. Vicky and Rich husband and wife team
their mission bringing five star hotel quality sheets to our
everyday life. Luxury sheets without that luxury price. They take
(00:21):
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reviews from Business Insider. Go to brook Lennon dot com.
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to sleep in the best sheets brook Lennon dot com
and we have an exclusive offer. You get twenty dollars
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fifteen at Brooklynon dot com. Plus, they have a risk
free sixty nights satisfaction guarantee and a lifetime warranty on
all their sheets and comforters. You're not gonna get that anywhere.
The only way to get twenty dollars off and free
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(01:04):
sheets ever. These really are the best sheets ever. What
would you talk about on your on your podcasts represents? Look,
I don't get it. I know I'm in a room
(01:24):
right now surrounded by guys, so you may not get this,
but I don't get it. We got Brody and Tea
and Garrett and Nate and Scary. How do you not
know you smell like that when you go to the bathroom.
In the woman's bathroom, there is like when you walk
in sometimes and it's not like you went and did
your business. It's just the smell where you haven't cleaned
(01:47):
your areas. And I just don't understand how you don't
know that's going on. Do you have this problem in
the men's room. No, No, we don't have women smell
in the men's room. But do you have like a
problem where you walk in and it's not the business smell,
it's oh my gosh, that person hasn't showered in a month. Yes, exactly,
like crotch smell smell not in the men's room, because
(02:11):
it smells like poop so much. Yeah, there's one, And honestly,
the smell of urine is much stronger in men's room.
I can't figure out why guys can't hit the urine
right big enough target. I think it's the shake. It's
the shake at the end that really does it, that
creates the puddle on the floor. Now, when you're saying
you're getting up in the middle of the night, right
and you go to the bathroom and you do the shake,
(02:33):
is you are you more likely to miss them because
your half for sleep? The lights on the Yeah, do
you put the lights on? Saying if I'm in the dark,
then the shake is all all hands on deck. It's everywhere.
Plus you also have the y sometimes what's they splitter?
Every every guy? Everybody hearing all the guys. I've had
(02:58):
the before too. How is that you showed Danielle up
on the wall. When it comes out and comes out
like this, it goes out in two streams. It comes
like a V the toilet on both sides. I thought
it goes right. I thought you were talking about when
the guys put there. Okay, so when you v and
(03:21):
the left streams going in but the right one doesn't,
then you angle to the left and the right ones
going in, but the left one does I always okay, So, Danielle,
this is what happens when it is the most puzzled. Occasionally,
for whatever reason, the whole it's not it's not wide open,
so there's two streams coming out, like the middle could
be closed off a little bit. I don't know how this.
(03:43):
I don't know how this one in the same way,
but I try and power through it, like exactly what
guy stream. You try and push harder to get one stream.
But as a guy, you'll have the two streams, and
I always favor the stronger stream, because if you're going
to get dribbled on the floor, you don't want it
to be the powers. Okay, but here's the other problem.
(04:03):
Most of the time it's left right, but some of
the times sometimes it's top bottom, and when it's up
and down, the top hits the back of the toilet
and the bottom goes in, or the top goes in
and the bottom goes on your pants. Yeah, but your shirt,
your shirt tails. I feel like girls girls have that
problem too when we squat. Sometimes when you squat, it
(04:26):
like goes sometimes far right and the stream goes far left,
and I'm just like, just don't get on my pants,
and the guys are trying to pee through a car
wash down there. So I don't have any of these
problems because I I gotta tell you, I sit down
to pee. I don't stand ques question when you sit
down to go number two. My little son tends to
do this, you know, he puts his hand on his
(04:47):
stuff to push it down so that when he goes
it doesn't spray al over the room. Of course I
don't know him that a boy, Well, you just leave
it there if it's if it's at the wrong angle,
it's going to go into the tub. You sit down,
and I am so. A long time ago, I had
a friend and he no, no, he told me that
(05:09):
he sits down to p and I thought that was
very unusual, and then I said, so then I'm gonna
start trying it. So I started trying it, and then
I liked it so much that it's become just common
to me. So I cannot even now because I sit
down so like regularly to p that I almost cannot
stand to p at all. Like I can't do it.
(05:29):
So if I stand, I can't go. I have a
friend who makes her entire male family sit down because
she's way. She's so tired of cleaning up the pa
everywhere that she tells them, all three of you need
to sit down, and they listened to her. They all
sit down. My family would tell me to go scrap.
(05:50):
I wouldn't do that. That's not a man. Man stands.
A man man stands. I don't. I have sat down
to p before, but I just don't prefer it. It
just takes more, and plus you get too comfortable. Why
do you want to have to undo your pants sit
on a dirty toilet, I'll have to cover with the
toilet extra step of God gave us the right to
stand up and shoot from a distance. I'm doing it.
I think it's kind of unfair because women go wait
(06:13):
a minute, women go through pregnancy, giving birth, periods, all
this crap, menopause. At least they could have given us
a penis so that we could have pe easier. Why
couldn't I have something that Danielle towards multiple orgasms and
I you win, speak yourself monthly doesn't count me. So
(06:39):
we're talking about bathroom habits. Do you know that great
t and I tried to create a book about five
years ago. What was it called? He had I forgot
what we're gonna call it. He had different methods of
sitting on the toilet, so he had me come in
with my camera. No, he did not. There are about
twenty five different positions he has created on his own
(07:01):
with full description, and we took pictures of him on
the toilet in each position. Really it was ways of
getting it out better. So there's all different ways. Like
one was called the pump from the pump you you're
you're on the the one you're you're on the on
the toilet and you you're pumping your leg as you
go so that moves the muscle so that it pumps out.
Then then there was there was one called you know,
(07:22):
the stretch you sit back, and so we have we
have I thought we got rid of. Did you actually
dropped trout? Yes, in the bathroom. Here you don't see
his penis as just demonstrating. Because we would get on
these topics of like you know, not on the radio,
(07:44):
but like off air, like you know, I'm so good,
Like I did the twist. There's one like this where
you hold it push, you know, you twist your body.
So I started saying there's got to be. It's actually
because here's the thing. When you go, everybody just thinks
you just sit and go. But to be honest, you
(08:05):
have to be very one with your body. You have
to be able to configure your body in different different
you know, different appreciations. You have to get it out better.
I don't know. I think I sit. I don't. I
just have one motion. Take it from a guy that
makes a living off of doing this every day, that
you're you're You're intestines aren't just straight. They're all in there,
(08:27):
twine there like in S S S. So you have
to get them out. So you have to figure out
different ways, like if you do the reach like a
carnival game. If I reach over to the right, it'll
go like someone better, won't absolutely than if I reach
over to the left, I have a problem getting it
to come out. Global phenomenon that in normal for like
(08:49):
three months. Yeah, it's right, I don't. I can't just
go every two days. I have to go regularly. I
need to go in the morning, a morning again, afternoon,
afternoon again, at nine on the floor. I had to
go on the floor and all I take me relax
in the morning and mir relax at night. Plus they
take two fiber pills. And you know, and you're going
(09:11):
all the time. Yeah, I put my mirror Lax in
my coffee and a mirror Lax in a bottle of water.
So great. And you were just talking about the marathon
of men that last night here, that filed through here.
Just they do is take dumps. Last night I took,
I took. I took my relax, my whole shot of it.
I put it in the glass of rose last night.
Wait wait, wait, wait, you take that and then go
to sleep. I take it with dinner, So you eat
(09:32):
dinner and I take my mir relax and I throw
it right in whatever I'm drinking, whatever I'm eating with.
You know, is a lucky woman. She takes lax too.
She loves it. For a woman. She said that she
only goes once every three or four days. And she
hated off question question, what you would have to go NonStop? Well, no,
(09:56):
it depends how much you need it. So I take
it twice. She only takes it once a day. She
said it has changed her life. She loves it. Every
morning now with our coffee, she takes to me relax
and it's just oh my gosh, it's a plunger. She
can't believe how much she's like releasing now. She's the
always store it up to back up. You only go
like every three days days. I got thyroid issues, not
(10:16):
helping everything. But women, women are not as regular as
sound every day something. If I didn't go every day,
I'd have no privacy in my life. That's the best
time and day, whether I have to go or not,
I can pretend I'm going. He's gone to bed. Jake
just walked in. I just Jake to come in because
he heard about you want to interesting question Nick? Yesterday,
(10:42):
I'm in the bathroom. I'm peeing at the ornald like
a man does. Yes, and Jake walks in. I go, hey, Jake,
Because I turn around, I see who's coming in. And
he walks right into the stall. I hear undo his
belt buckle everything. I go, Should I leave you dropping
a deuce? He goes, not just being Are you sitting down?
He goes, no, man, I can't pay Funny, but I
got to go on the stall. I can't do it.
(11:04):
I have a shy bladder. Also, why is that no
one's looking? Brodie likes to talk when he's being I'm
not trying to have a conversation with you. While I'm trying,
I agree with Okay, I try to talk over the
peace dream sound in the back of the urinal. Do
you have a while I'm listening to you, peeps, I
don't want you to like so well we go to
dinner tonight. I don't have asation. I don't want to scared.
(11:25):
I talk all the time, and you don't have a
shy black I don't want to hear Jake. Your bladder
is really like if I go to a bar and
there's most of the time in bars there's none of
the dividers, you know, so it's like urinal next year
on the next year and all I can't pee like that,
Oh I just can't. I don't know. Won't let me pee? Yeah, Like,
(11:46):
no matter how hard I focus, it's just like, Nope,
you're not gonna be if you drink like like, see
how big this coffee is. If you drink this entire coffee,
you're not going to have to be and just it's
not just gonna come out. No, I really have to pee,
but I won't be able to. Here's got to pee alone.
I don't mind peeing in front of other people. But
when you pee as a guy, I don't know. If
this happens as a woman, you kind of you kind
(12:06):
of yeah, you push them out every time it happens.
That's what I'm embarrassed about, because while you're standing at
the urinal, you're peeing, but the you gotta live one
rip then I'll hold back, and then holding that in
will make me not pe so just fly. I have
to wait for whoever's in there. I'm like, you do
the flush, and fought you do. Sometimes we're a little too. Recently,
(12:30):
when i've been farting, I've been actually doing hershey spirts
in my underwater. He told us, we can't talk about this.
It's been happening, more happening. I changed back us. Have
you ever peed at the urnal and you feel a
fart coming on right, but you finished peeing first. Then
(12:52):
you stand there pretend like you're still peeing because you
don't want to fart. You wait for the person leaves.
You fake the pain that seven minutes ago. Okay, oh man,
you're like, could you leave now? My problem is having
two children. Sometimes when I laugh, a little peek comes out.
It doesn't come out at the other end. Alight. I
was at a wedding on Saturday, right and no, no, no,
(13:15):
no no, And I'm like, I'm like Jake, where I
I need the bathroom to myself. So I was eyeing
up the men's room. So I saw I said, all right,
it's time for me to go. So I watched the
last guy go in and I was waiting for him
to come out, and then I saw another guy going.
I'm like, damn it, so he's the last guy. So
I kept an eyeing the last guy. And then when
I when they all came out, I waiteded like about
a minute and a half, and I said to my wife,
(13:36):
I go, hey, let's just gonna go to the restroom quick.
But I knew that nobody would be in there at
the time. So I went in there. But I was
a little nervous, so I was like, quickly, oh great,
the guy quickly, I'm going. But now I wanted to
go when I was nervous, and I'm like, now I
have to think of brown. I have to think of
brown brown. I think of ups and brown. Like some reason,
(14:00):
the brown Newps trunk makes me go. I don't know
why I think of the Brown truns. What has Brown
done for you? It made me going to the bath
and it releases and it like it just lets me go.
Why do you think they were shorts on those great
He's the guy that sits in the stall if he
you're in a public bathroom, and he will stop doing
whatever he's doing, lift his feet up to make sure
(14:22):
no one sees him in that base somebody's shoes, then
you know who they are. I don't. We have somebody
as Pope shoes. It's it's funny what you're talking about.
Undoing your pants. Yeah, I was here at work late
one day and I really all of a sudden hit me.
I had to go. So I was going to the bathroom.
You guys know the long hallway leading to the men's room. Yeah,
I didn't realize it until I was walking through the door.
(14:44):
I had undone my pants. I was going and I
had my pants halfway off as I was in the
hallway because I had that bad if somebody had walked out,
and would bet you're lucky we're next to the classic
rock station. Knows guys don't care if your pants are down.
But I would say that the urinal in the men's
bathroom right there that there needs to be a bigger
(15:05):
wall because being there, I have used it before. And
guys from Q and O four are doing what Nate
did where their pants are done, thinking no one's in
that urinal. And I'm right behind a guy that is
pretty much naked because he thinks no one's at that urinal.
There needs to be a larger wall or make a
stall type door there. There's one bathroom here that's a
(15:26):
solo bathroom. It's the only bathroom on this Greg t
and I are always fighting for the bathroom. He sees
me walking to it, he gets so angry, and you
know when he's in it because you hear the sink
and take half an hour. But I told you, are
you putting the sink on? Because and the thing is,
I'm in there for half an hour. Jake's right, but
(15:46):
that is my quality time. Yeah right, you're taking away
from my time to go to the bathroom. You're taking
time secretary about bathroom? Who started it? You're right? The
fifteen Minute Morning Show
Ever checked into a hotel and you didn't want to
leave because the sheets on the bed were so soft,
so comfortable. Well, you don't have to pay a billion
dollars for sheets anymore. Brook Lennon, based in Brooklyn, has
figured it out. Vicky and Rich husband and wife team
their mission bringing five star hotel quality sheets to our
everyday life. Luxury sheets without that luxury price. They take
(00:21):
out the middleman. They keep things personal, just between them
and the customer. That's us. They're the winner of the
best of Online Betting category from Good Housekeeping and rave
reviews from Business Insider. Go to brook Lennon dot com.
Your sheets will be the best. It's time for you
to sleep in the best sheets brook Lennon dot com
and we have an exclusive offer. You get twenty dollars
off and free shipping when you use the promo code
(00:43):
fifteen at Brooklynon dot com. Plus, they have a risk
free sixty nights satisfaction guarantee and a lifetime warranty on
all their sheets and comforters. You're not gonna get that anywhere.
The only way to get twenty dollars off and free
shipping use the promo code fifteen at brook lennon dot com.
That's b r o O kay l I any end
dot com promo code fifteen Brooklyn and the very best
(01:04):
sheets ever. These really are the best sheets ever. What
would you talk about on your on your podcasts represents? Look,
I don't get it. I know I'm in a room
(01:24):
right now surrounded by guys, so you may not get this,
but I don't get it. We got Brody and Tea
and Garrett and Nate and Scary. How do you not
know you smell like that when you go to the bathroom.
In the woman's bathroom, there is like when you walk
in sometimes and it's not like you went and did
your business. It's just the smell where you haven't cleaned
(01:47):
your areas. And I just don't understand how you don't
know that's going on. Do you have this problem in
the men's room. No, No, we don't have women smell
in the men's room. But do you have like a
problem where you walk in and it's not the business smell,
it's oh my gosh, that person hasn't showered in a month. Yes, exactly,
like crotch smell smell not in the men's room, because
(02:11):
it smells like poop so much. Yeah, there's one, And honestly,
the smell of urine is much stronger in men's room.
I can't figure out why guys can't hit the urine
right big enough target. I think it's the shake. It's
the shake at the end that really does it, that
creates the puddle on the floor. Now, when you're saying
you're getting up in the middle of the night, right
and you go to the bathroom and you do the shake,
(02:33):
is you are you more likely to miss them because
your half for sleep? The lights on the Yeah, do
you put the lights on? Saying if I'm in the dark,
then the shake is all all hands on deck. It's everywhere.
Plus you also have the y sometimes what's they splitter?
Every every guy? Everybody hearing all the guys. I've had
(02:58):
the before too. How is that you showed Danielle up
on the wall. When it comes out and comes out
like this, it goes out in two streams. It comes
like a V the toilet on both sides. I thought
it goes right. I thought you were talking about when
the guys put there. Okay, so when you v and
(03:21):
the left streams going in but the right one doesn't,
then you angle to the left and the right ones
going in, but the left one does I always okay, So, Danielle,
this is what happens when it is the most puzzled. Occasionally,
for whatever reason, the whole it's not it's not wide open,
so there's two streams coming out, like the middle could
be closed off a little bit. I don't know how this.
(03:43):
I don't know how this one in the same way,
but I try and power through it, like exactly what
guy stream. You try and push harder to get one stream.
But as a guy, you'll have the two streams, and
I always favor the stronger stream, because if you're going
to get dribbled on the floor, you don't want it
to be the powers. Okay, but here's the other problem.
(04:03):
Most of the time it's left right, but some of
the times sometimes it's top bottom, and when it's up
and down, the top hits the back of the toilet
and the bottom goes in, or the top goes in
and the bottom goes on your pants. Yeah, but your shirt,
your shirt tails. I feel like girls girls have that
problem too when we squat. Sometimes when you squat, it
(04:26):
like goes sometimes far right and the stream goes far left,
and I'm just like, just don't get on my pants,
and the guys are trying to pee through a car
wash down there. So I don't have any of these
problems because I I gotta tell you, I sit down
to pee. I don't stand ques question when you sit
down to go number two. My little son tends to
do this, you know, he puts his hand on his
(04:47):
stuff to push it down so that when he goes
it doesn't spray al over the room. Of course I
don't know him that a boy, Well, you just leave
it there if it's if it's at the wrong angle,
it's going to go into the tub. You sit down,
and I am so. A long time ago, I had
a friend and he no, no, he told me that
(05:09):
he sits down to p and I thought that was
very unusual, and then I said, so then I'm gonna
start trying it. So I started trying it, and then
I liked it so much that it's become just common
to me. So I cannot even now because I sit
down so like regularly to p that I almost cannot
stand to p at all. Like I can't do it.
(05:29):
So if I stand, I can't go. I have a
friend who makes her entire male family sit down because
she's way. She's so tired of cleaning up the pa
everywhere that she tells them, all three of you need
to sit down, and they listened to her. They all
sit down. My family would tell me to go scrap.
(05:50):
I wouldn't do that. That's not a man. Man stands.
A man man stands. I don't. I have sat down
to p before, but I just don't prefer it. It
just takes more, and plus you get too comfortable. Why
do you want to have to undo your pants sit
on a dirty toilet, I'll have to cover with the
toilet extra step of God gave us the right to
stand up and shoot from a distance. I'm doing it.
I think it's kind of unfair because women go wait
(06:13):
a minute, women go through pregnancy, giving birth, periods, all
this crap, menopause. At least they could have given us
a penis so that we could have pe easier. Why
couldn't I have something that Danielle towards multiple orgasms and
I you win, speak yourself monthly doesn't count me. So
(06:39):
we're talking about bathroom habits. Do you know that great
t and I tried to create a book about five
years ago. What was it called? He had I forgot
what we're gonna call it. He had different methods of
sitting on the toilet, so he had me come in
with my camera. No, he did not. There are about
twenty five different positions he has created on his own
(07:01):
with full description, and we took pictures of him on
the toilet in each position. Really it was ways of
getting it out better. So there's all different ways. Like
one was called the pump from the pump you you're
you're on the the one you're you're on the on
the toilet and you you're pumping your leg as you
go so that moves the muscle so that it pumps out.
Then then there was there was one called you know,
(07:22):
the stretch you sit back, and so we have we
have I thought we got rid of. Did you actually
dropped trout? Yes, in the bathroom. Here you don't see
his penis as just demonstrating. Because we would get on
these topics of like you know, not on the radio,
(07:44):
but like off air, like you know, I'm so good,
Like I did the twist. There's one like this where
you hold it push, you know, you twist your body.
So I started saying there's got to be. It's actually
because here's the thing. When you go, everybody just thinks
you just sit and go. But to be honest, you
(08:05):
have to be very one with your body. You have
to be able to configure your body in different different
you know, different appreciations. You have to get it out better.
I don't know. I think I sit. I don't. I
just have one motion. Take it from a guy that
makes a living off of doing this every day, that
you're you're You're intestines aren't just straight. They're all in there,
(08:27):
twine there like in S S S. So you have
to get them out. So you have to figure out
different ways, like if you do the reach like a
carnival game. If I reach over to the right, it'll
go like someone better, won't absolutely than if I reach
over to the left, I have a problem getting it
to come out. Global phenomenon that in normal for like
(08:49):
three months. Yeah, it's right, I don't. I can't just
go every two days. I have to go regularly. I
need to go in the morning, a morning again, afternoon,
afternoon again, at nine on the floor. I had to
go on the floor and all I take me relax
in the morning and mir relax at night. Plus they
take two fiber pills. And you know, and you're going
(09:11):
all the time. Yeah, I put my mirror Lax in
my coffee and a mirror Lax in a bottle of water.
So great. And you were just talking about the marathon
of men that last night here, that filed through here.
Just they do is take dumps. Last night I took,
I took. I took my relax, my whole shot of it.
I put it in the glass of rose last night.
Wait wait, wait, wait, you take that and then go
to sleep. I take it with dinner, So you eat
(09:32):
dinner and I take my mir relax and I throw
it right in whatever I'm drinking, whatever I'm eating with.
You know, is a lucky woman. She takes lax too.
She loves it. For a woman. She said that she
only goes once every three or four days. And she
hated off question question, what you would have to go NonStop? Well, no,
(09:56):
it depends how much you need it. So I take
it twice. She only takes it once a day. She
said it has changed her life. She loves it. Every
morning now with our coffee, she takes to me relax
and it's just oh my gosh, it's a plunger. She
can't believe how much she's like releasing now. She's the
always store it up to back up. You only go
like every three days days. I got thyroid issues, not
(10:16):
helping everything. But women, women are not as regular as
sound every day something. If I didn't go every day,
I'd have no privacy in my life. That's the best
time and day, whether I have to go or not,
I can pretend I'm going. He's gone to bed. Jake
just walked in. I just Jake to come in because
he heard about you want to interesting question Nick? Yesterday,
(10:42):
I'm in the bathroom. I'm peeing at the ornald like
a man does. Yes, and Jake walks in. I go, hey, Jake,
Because I turn around, I see who's coming in. And
he walks right into the stall. I hear undo his
belt buckle everything. I go, Should I leave you dropping
a deuce? He goes, not just being Are you sitting down?
He goes, no, man, I can't pay Funny, but I
got to go on the stall. I can't do it.
(11:04):
I have a shy bladder. Also, why is that no
one's looking? Brodie likes to talk when he's being I'm
not trying to have a conversation with you. While I'm trying,
I agree with Okay, I try to talk over the
peace dream sound in the back of the urinal. Do
you have a while I'm listening to you, peeps, I
don't want you to like so well we go to
dinner tonight. I don't have asation. I don't want to scared.
(11:25):
I talk all the time, and you don't have a
shy black I don't want to hear Jake. Your bladder
is really like if I go to a bar and
there's most of the time in bars there's none of
the dividers, you know, so it's like urinal next year
on the next year and all I can't pee like that,
Oh I just can't. I don't know. Won't let me pee? Yeah, Like,
(11:46):
no matter how hard I focus, it's just like, Nope,
you're not gonna be if you drink like like, see
how big this coffee is. If you drink this entire coffee,
you're not going to have to be and just it's
not just gonna come out. No, I really have to pee,
but I won't be able to. Here's got to pee alone.
I don't mind peeing in front of other people. But
when you pee as a guy, I don't know. If
this happens as a woman, you kind of you kind
(12:06):
of yeah, you push them out every time it happens.
That's what I'm embarrassed about, because while you're standing at
the urinal, you're peeing, but the you gotta live one
rip then I'll hold back, and then holding that in
will make me not pe so just fly. I have
to wait for whoever's in there. I'm like, you do
the flush, and fought you do. Sometimes we're a little too. Recently,
(12:30):
when i've been farting, I've been actually doing hershey spirts
in my underwater. He told us, we can't talk about this.
It's been happening, more happening. I changed back us. Have
you ever peed at the urnal and you feel a
fart coming on right, but you finished peeing first. Then
(12:52):
you stand there pretend like you're still peeing because you
don't want to fart. You wait for the person leaves.
You fake the pain that seven minutes ago. Okay, oh man,
you're like, could you leave now? My problem is having
two children. Sometimes when I laugh, a little peek comes out.
It doesn't come out at the other end. Alight. I
was at a wedding on Saturday, right and no, no, no,
(13:15):
no no, And I'm like, I'm like Jake, where I
I need the bathroom to myself. So I was eyeing
up the men's room. So I saw I said, all right,
it's time for me to go. So I watched the
last guy go in and I was waiting for him
to come out, and then I saw another guy going.
I'm like, damn it, so he's the last guy. So
I kept an eyeing the last guy. And then when
I when they all came out, I waiteded like about
a minute and a half, and I said to my wife,
(13:36):
I go, hey, let's just gonna go to the restroom quick.
But I knew that nobody would be in there at
the time. So I went in there. But I was
a little nervous, so I was like, quickly, oh great,
the guy quickly, I'm going. But now I wanted to
go when I was nervous, and I'm like, now I
have to think of brown. I have to think of
brown brown. I think of ups and brown. Like some reason,
(14:00):
the brown Newps trunk makes me go. I don't know
why I think of the Brown truns. What has Brown
done for you? It made me going to the bath
and it releases and it like it just lets me go.
Why do you think they were shorts on those great
He's the guy that sits in the stall if he
you're in a public bathroom, and he will stop doing
whatever he's doing, lift his feet up to make sure
(14:22):
no one sees him in that base somebody's shoes, then
you know who they are. I don't. We have somebody
as Pope shoes. It's it's funny what you're talking about.
Undoing your pants. Yeah, I was here at work late
one day and I really all of a sudden hit me.
I had to go. So I was going to the bathroom.
You guys know the long hallway leading to the men's room. Yeah,
I didn't realize it until I was walking through the door.
(14:44):
I had undone my pants. I was going and I
had my pants halfway off as I was in the
hallway because I had that bad if somebody had walked out,
and would bet you're lucky we're next to the classic
rock station. Knows guys don't care if your pants are down.
But I would say that the urinal in the men's
bathroom right there that there needs to be a bigger
(15:05):
wall because being there, I have used it before. And
guys from Q and O four are doing what Nate
did where their pants are done, thinking no one's in
that urinal. And I'm right behind a guy that is
pretty much naked because he thinks no one's at that urinal.
There needs to be a larger wall or make a
stall type door there. There's one bathroom here that's a
(15:26):
solo bathroom. It's the only bathroom on this Greg t
and I are always fighting for the bathroom. He sees
me walking to it, he gets so angry, and you
know when he's in it because you hear the sink
and take half an hour. But I told you, are
you putting the sink on? Because and the thing is,
I'm in there for half an hour. Jake's right, but
(15:46):
that is my quality time. Yeah right, you're taking away
from my time to go to the bathroom. You're taking
time secretary about bathroom? Who started it? You're right? The
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