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your on your podcast from presents show the Hell out
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of Town? Monday? Yeah, it is. It's Monday. It's Brody, myself, Danielle,
and Garrett's sitting in a room. It's not Friday. It's Monday's.
I think everyone's just extended their weekend. I think they
feel like it's Friday. They or the weekend and they
just us even scary. I know, I got stuff, I
gotta go. I got a thing like he got. He
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had an appointment. So I started to think home, what
appointment that scary have? I wonder isn't an appearance? Is
the doctor's appointment? Is it with his girlfriend? We know
it's not to go buy an engagement ring, and that's
not being in it. Out of the podcast. I want
to point out something. I went and looked at the
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back end results of this podcast to see how many
people listen to each other. That doesn't matter, but let's
just say two people. Let's just say no, no, no, no,
it's it's in the many, many thousands. But we have
on the average day, millions of listeners around the country,
which means that millions minus of a whole lot of
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thousands are not listening to this podcast, which I find
amazing because so many people love The Big Show. But
I don't think as many people are into the podcasting yet.
And that's my point post. I just got into it.
But what I'm saying is, if you listen to this podcast,
you're hearing me say this. Tell a friend. I was
about to say, how are you going to tell those
people that are No, I'm saying, make sure you tell
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someone start tweeting about it. You guys are all social
media influencers. I'm just shocked. I feel like people who
like The Big Show would enjoy most of the podcast
that we do every day. So, Danielle, you spent the
weekend at Cooperstown, Yes York Baseball, the first time you
ever never been. My son's baseball team playing there for
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the week. He's actually still up there, so he'll be
back at the end of the week. He we go
to Iowa Thursday. He comes back Friday, so I'll see
him Saturday when we get back from Iowa. But my
husband went up there for a couple of days, like
we were taking ships and there he's up there with
my friends. It is an amazing Okay, did we talk
about this on the Big Show, the showering problem? We can?
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We talk about the showing things. Explain what the problem
in Cooper's town. All there's a hundred and something baseball
teams waiting for the showers, right, so they I think
they go in as a team into the showers. So
they all have to wear like it's a giant room. Yeah,
they wear bathing suits to go in the showers by boys,
typically at especially that age. Because I went to an
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all boys high school, did the same thing, and I
was on the swim team, so I had no problem
being naked about around anyone. But you still wore You
still wore bathing suits. Wear a bathing suits and flip
flops because it's disgusting. Yes, well, here's everyone, p's on
the floor. So I I sent him with old navy
cheap flip flops to wear and then regular flipflops to whatever.
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And then they said, make sure you send powder and
load load traman. So I said, what the hell? So
the logiman is in case they get a foot fungus,
because you never know from the shower. There's always the
one or two kids that are like, I'm not gonna
do it, I'm not gonna get fun gus, and then
they get fun gus. Should be honest, I mean that
can happen in a gym shower, That can happen any anywhere.
And then they said, because they're wearing the bathing suits
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in the showers, you can sometimes get chafing, so you
have to send the gold bond. And plus you're you're
playing baseball and nine degree weather. So I'm a girl.
So this is all this stuff you didn't want you
to know. You don't know the powder trick, didn't know, Daniel.
On hot days, some guys use powder to kind of
just like make an air conditioning situation down there because
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it gets hot. So unless you're wearing box unless you're
wearing boxer briefs that are like you know, uh, you
know the type of material that makes it cool. Any
powdered help out sometimes. And even so when you're having
wearing that material, that mesh material for underwear, you still
need it from time to time. You've never powdered the girls.
I know. I haven't had powdered the girls, even before surgery,
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when the girls were adult. Big girls know sometimes underneath
maybe the girl. Yeah, we're talking about Cooper's town and
we're talking about her weekend with time and how you
have to powder the boy. She just she just learned
to know. She just learned about the powder. They said
to send with your child, like gold bond powder, because
they're all going in the showers with their bathing suits
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on because it's the community shower and they have the chafing.
So they said send the gold bat and I'm like,
what am I sending this for? And then I'm just
learning about I didn't know any of that. Yeah, you
got a powder. It gets very moist, still musty down there. Yes,
Sheldon must have told Spencer about this already, because this
is new to me. It's kind of like that guy's
secret code. You just like, you know, like you don't
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have to really understand it. You just know, in a cup,
so of course. So then Brodie asked if he's got
to protect the jewels. Then Brodie said, did you ever
have to powder the girls before you had the breath production?
I said, yeah, a little bit bit underneath the cheese. Now,
you know how it's true disgusting. I think she sounds
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better than sweat. No, I think sweat. Yeah, it's it's
a lot of work down there sometimes, especially in the summer.
As a guy, you gotta keep keep an eye on
that down there, and sometimes while you're walking down the street,
you gotta do and it just comes, it comes on,
it comes on, it stick to the side. Yeah, And Danielle,
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here's a little thing that if you ever see a
guy kind of doing this, yeah, he's trying to get
his balls on stuff from his life. Yeah. Yeah, you
do the legs shimmy like you twist your ankle as
you're walking, kind of like get that loosen. You see
you guys stretching like this, and he's just trying to
make it look cool like he's trying his ball. That's
so crazy. You will learn more as your son grows
up about it. But if you have any questions, let
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us know because but this is not the only thing
that Cooper's Town is about. It's about Baseball's It's an
unbelievable experience. They give the kids really cool stuff. They
get a ring at the end, like looks like kind
of like, yeah, they give him a ring. They give Albert,
they get no, they give him a two shirts to jerseys.
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They give him a jacket, they give him a hat,
they give him a whole bunch of translation. It costs
you a lot of money to send him up. Well
you do you do? Um? You know? Um? What do
you do during the day to make money? No? Prostitute? No,
you know, you walk around selling candy and all stuff
like that. Ouising, I think, thank you, you do fundraising,
shake the can stuff like that. Like I said, no,
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my husband makes a lot of money. Shake in the can.
If he is a very attractive man. If he's in
tired of the fundraiser, he has the kids singing Broadway musicals.
He's got the kids do an ax for the people
at all the grandmas on this is the time to
go shake the can. Let me tell you. Sunday mornings
at the grocery store, when the older women are there,
the grandma's and the Grandpa's you bring little kids with
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you to do a little dance and shake the can
for the fundraising. They donate a lot because they think
it's so cute. They love it. So you know, I went.
I went to Cooper's Town with my dad growing up,
like every other year, it's like a tradition. We did
my one negative memory of Cooper's Town. And this is
where I started to hate mustard. So some areas they're
McDonald's put mustard on their I didn't know that. I
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didn't know that. So as a kid, you order a
cheeseburger expecting, you know, the normal ketchup and mustards on it.
That I hate mustard, especially when you don't know it
and you bite into it and you're, oh my god,
it's terrible. Now. I hate mustard to begin with, But
don't sneak it in my burger. Catchip goes on a
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burger unless you like mustard, which is great. I'm you
know what, man, I'm a big fan of ask me
what you want on your burger. But if you're gonna
go to McDonald's, you should just know what's on it
and just goold know, but it should just be a
blanket rule across you know the company that they shouldn't
specific areas put certain things on on your burger. Yeah,
but certain regions are very strict about what they like,
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you know, like the companies like Starbucks when they came
into do you know in Starbucks because as you know,
I used to work for Starbucks when they came to
the East Coast in four in Washington and the rest
of the East Coast, they didn't have pastries. They had
no food because in Seattle people just gotta come of coffee.
But in New York people like, oh, no, I need
a scone, I need I need to grab a sandwich.
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That's in New York you get a bagel and a coffee.
So they had to read. They had a retrofit all
the stores, rip out cases and countertops to put in
refrigerator cases because New York wouldn't tolerate coffee. So everyone's
got their stick where they have to have regional foods
and an upstate New York mustard is on the on
the Hamburger is region, which is why I can't live there.
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I love McDonald's, but I remember driving in the car
in the passenger seat and my Dad's like, what's wrong.
I go roll the window down, and so the window
came down. And I always ask. I always ask, because
some places they even put mayo on the burgers. I
always say, um, what's on it? I always ask what's
on it? Because if it's not the way I want it,
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I'm not You go to McDonald's in Maine, they have
lobster rolls. Really like mc lobster rolls. You can't have
lobster rolls anyway, because they use mayo. The two things
I don't like, fish and mayo? Really can we like
the bread? So you could have the bread. Could I
just have the bread the mayo and will catch up
in mayo. I never really enjoyed it. Russian dressing, Yeah,
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it's actually pretty cool. So you don't like Russian dressing either. No,
I don't like Russian. I don't like the Thousand Island.
I don't like Big Max sauce. I don't want any
of that stuff. I do like, which is very weird.
I do like sour cream. That's weird. Isn't that weird? Like, No,
it's it's it's not cream's milk, the cream. I think
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the Mayo thing at this point is psychological. You grew
up in Erie, Pennsylvania, not on the beaten path of
where we all grew up. What was the regional thing?
They're like, oh, people there put their French fries in Mayo,
or what's the weird thing that now that you're here,
you know, thinking back, there was always a side of
marinara sauce for a lot of different things, stuff that
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you wouldn't really even expect. Cereal that ranch dressing was
a really big thing. Ranch was everywhere. I don't always
ranch dressing a thing here. Yeah, well it's a thing
that depends on what you're talking about. Wait, what about
like disco fries. You have disco fries, disco fries you
know what they are now, right, cheese and French fries
with mozarella cheese. You don't diner at two am in
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the morning after a club night. We had this stuff
called Greek sauce. What is that? So it was like finally,
finally finely minced meat and it was this brown sauce.
And they had like quote unquote Greek diners, which thing
were never Greek, but they would get you would get
a Greek dog or a Greek burger and it would
be a burger with this Greek sauce on it, and
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actually I come to really enjoy it. Yeah, and it's
a little spicy, but it's just it's like a brown sauce.
And some of its released. Actually, I'll go, I'll see
if I can get some. It's actually pretty good. Yeah,
Greek sauce. I thought he was going to leave and
never come back. I thought you were talking about that.
Say no, it's like a hang on it real quick. Yeah,
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we're getting into the season of festivals though. We're like
the Greek festivals are happening. I cannot wait. I love
going there and having I I We have this Greek
restaurant in our neighborhood and they have the most as
everyone know, they have the most amazing spanna copita I've
ever had in my life. You know what that is.
It's like philo dough and it has a little spinach,
a little cheese in it, and the way it's made
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it's so perfect that the filo dough just kind of
like it comes off, like it just flakes off while
you're eating it because it's perfect. By the way. That's
that's one of the few words that I've ever heard
you say that you put an accent on well if
I because I would say spana copa span and Luca, yeah, yeah,
all right, you greek it up. Because growing up in
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the Bronx, one of my best friends, Stephanie wrapped this.
She was Greek and she took me probably she took
me to all the Greek Greek Easter, Greek this. So
we would go to the festivals and she and her
family would teach me how to say, oh, pastigio is
Greek macaroni and cheese so good. And we would get
the red egg on Easter and everything in the church.
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And every day she made you say the word copita,
and she Luca mathis, can you say spana coopta spana copita? Okay,
it's to me, it's the way you say. I don't know.
I like to say it the right. You sound great.
But she doesn't say she doesn't. But this is a
girl's Italian from the Bronx and says Mozzarella's right. I
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don't get it the people because Alvis always said to me,
it's not much. It's not mozzarellazz I used the same
mozzarell Well, okay, but I still say yucky. I still
say many gut. That's the one word I have trouble.
It's isn't yolki? I say yucky. No, it's not yucky.
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I just know I take a nap after I eat it.
I found the Pennsylvania Greek sauce. You're still looking for
Greek by the way, I saw that. Did you go
to Urban Dictionary? Please go to it. It's like brand
beef onions tomato sauce. So it's kind of mean. Some
Greek sauce is more chili like than others, but some
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Greek sauce is really liquid e. So it really depends
on how you make it. But apparently it's it is
a thing, like it's so weird chili. It is like
depend depending on your particular recipe. But uh yeah, that's
so funny. Like I just grew up with it, so
I thought everybody had it, And for me to say
Greek sauce, you're like, what the hell? You know? You
know what? I grew up with that. I thought everybody,
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like you don't realize wherever you live, there's a potato chip, right,
Oh we had gibbles, did you guys? So back in
the day, the only potato chip I ate was wise
that that was the potato chip. And then you travel
to Philadelphia back in the day. Now it may be different,
and they had hers potato chips, and I was like,
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what the house hers? But that was there. Wise, they
were regional. It's like sometimes like devil dogs and and
stuff was only in the Northeast for a while. And
so you travel and you, oh, let me get potato chips,
like you don't have wise, Like you don't realize you
just eat your your food. Wouldn't figure everyone eats this
not true. It's so funny. Hey, so it's Pennsylvania Greek sauce. Yeah,
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nothing on Urban Dictionary. So we have the opportunity now
to rewrite history on it. And dictionaries come up with
something quick. You know, after people hear this podcast, that's
where they're going some Greek sauce. You know Nate's going
to be involved in. That's right. I'm really hungry now.
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