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talk about on your on your podcast Firm Presents fifteen
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minute show. You know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna
go back and listen to our on demand channel today
and here Today's show again. It's so fun. I actually
I never do that. I never listened to our shows
because well I'm on our show. I mean pretty much
no one went down. But today's show is so much fun.
And I can't thank you guys enough. And you're never
ever to do this again. That's when you say every
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year there. But you know what, seriously, Nate, you know
I set you down yesterday. So please, guys, let's just
let's just have a show, have fun. Listen, Heather he so,
he calls me his girlfriend's name, we had fun. Those
are on for us to do. You gotta understand you
might think it's a burden and you don't want to
have the spotlight on you, but that's not the case.
But these are fun friends. Well you, thank you, thank
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you for a very, very fun show. I'm gonna go
listen to it. Yes, Brody, I took a year off
from an annual ritual. For the past seven or eight years,
I've asked a mutual friend of ours to ask Howard
Stern to record a birthday greeting for your forty nine
Elvis turning fifty. He's fifty. Give us a yeah. Howard's
very busy. He's on vacation this weekend to it. He's
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a busy he is. I'm sure, yea yeah. So this
year I've asked him to do it for next year.
So I've given Howard a year now to do a
birthday greeting for you. That maybe this is not his thing,
you know, I know, but I'm gonna keep at it.
You do it, Brodie, Just no, next year. It's been
an eight year, will be an eight year, and it's
gonna happen. Eventually. It's gonna freak us all out. You know,
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like back in the day, Howard Stern did a a
station idea as we call them, you know, when they
see the name of the call it as the station
from my college radio station. I don't know where we
got it from. It must have been from the early eighties,
but we used to play it every ten minutes. And
he said he this is what he said, Hey, this
is your pal, Howard Stern. You're listening to the mighty
five nine d w BCR Brooklyn College Radio. You and
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two other people are listening just like that. That just
let me I would be honored. I would be honored
if you said that about it. We played over and
over because we were like, this is our prize possession
at the mighty five was the Howard Stern station. I
at least you got one. I can't get one. You
can't even get a holt. I can't even get That's okay,
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but anyway, it was just one of those days. It
was just fantastic, exhausted, good, I'm doing okay. There's more
cocktails out there. I think I may have another very good.
Can someone bring us a couple of cocktails for the podcast?
Somebody put the cake pops in front of me and
I eat a two already. I was supposed to be
so good today I just threw it all that. How
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much you think that's watching a lot? Now we're playing
the shell game on which one Max lick? Oh? No, great,
ate that one that's gone? These are safe? He doesn't
know what these are safe? No, he doesn't know. He
took one. I didn't know which one it was. He
did pick up the cake pop dead, Max licked and
put it back on top of the Max saliva is
in you, hi, maxim So anyway, so what a busy day?
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I mean, people should see what it's like when you
do these shows, because it's a circus and it's a mess.
Look at the mess. I mean. At one time during
the show today, I looked out in the living room
where Cash Cash was setting up to do their performance.
There I counted I think thirty two people just like
standing elbow to elbow out there. That many out there,
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it's not that big. That was Crash Cash is people people. Yeah,
they were great. Her voice a beer's voice. I don't know,
I just that voice. It just gets into my soul.
I don't even know any better way to say. You
don't have a soul body to get his soul? Is
that terrible? She's beautiful. We were taking pictures with her.
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I'm standing next to her and I turned my body
sideways because I'm like, this girl is so hot and
she's so perfect and skinny. I need to look time
turned my eyes. It would make me look thinner with her,
and we look like the number ten for everyone. When
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the when the interns took a picture with the band
with the cash, cash a beer, the intern next to
a beer moved her body half behind a beer. You
see her shoulder. Okay, let me tell you what's going on.
We're doing something really special with the cash, cash and
a beer. If you go to iTunes right now and
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before midnight tonight, which is Thursday August. With each one sold,
we will donate two dollars to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.
How you like that? I bought it good? Two dollars boom.
Just want to give a warning. We got a text
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message that said I just bought Finest Hour but by
Gavin DeGraw. Does that count? No? It does not count. No, No,
it has to be by cash Cash, right, that's not good. No,
I mean it's good for Gavin, it is, and we
love Gavin, don't get me wrong on behalf of cash Cash.
JP just texted and he would like to let you
know pleasure hanging out today. Tell the fam that next
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time we're in town, please come party with us at
any of our show anytime, so we have a spot
behind the DJ booth hanging out with them wherever you
love night cast Cash. He's scary, scary, dumbest thing JP
from cash Cash ever did. Let's give his phone number,
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his personal phone number to scary. This is for everybody,
this invite okay, Oh anyway, so thank you the cash
Cash for coming in so Elvis right now as we
record this. What on thurs Day, Cash Cash find us
Hours sits at number forty four on iTunes. We can
make it bigger than that. I think you jumped up
at least twenty spots. Let's move it up to number one.
We can do that. We can manipulate that cash Cash
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Finest Hour. Download it by it today before midnight tonight
Thursday night, and two dollars we'll do donate two dollars
to st Jude Children's Research has but with everyone soul.
Another shout out we have to send out is to
Wayne who has this genius idea, had a genius idea
in this company called coloring Book dot com. Wayne, thank
you so much. That probably one of the most amazing
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things that I've seen. Sam. Sam is just so good
with like coming up with creative things for um for
for charity. Brain fart. But she said she just picked
up the phone and actually just called them and she
thought like maybe she would get some push back, and
he was like, She's like, this is my idea. I'm
right away, Yeah, no problem, I got this. Here's what
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uh more donations go to St. Jude children Research Hospital.
But you can go to coloring book dot com and
you send your pictures in and they make a coloring
book just for you. It's amazing. What's scary. So here's
who I feel bad for today is our intern Katie
because at five thirty this morning she had a little
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nice little box of cookies for you, and she says,
you know what I wanted to get this for Elvis
for his birthday. It comes from my favorite bakery bakery,
Butter Cookie. So I'm like, oh, that's interesting. Little did
she know that three hours later, Butter Cookie was gonna
come back in here with the biggest, most giant cake
rendition of Elvis's dog Max. Ever, so I felt like
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there was the big Max cake and then there was
the tiny little box of cookies. But I'm assuming you
appreciated them just as much. It's the thought that counts,
because it was the same bakery, and but it's like,
you know, it's a bigger it's almost like scary, Wow,
what mean, clearly you wouldn't have appreciated. I felt bad
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the first of all got seven. First of all, she
the first thing that happened this morning. She handed me
that that box and I ate several of the rainbow
cookies and I said thank you to her. I know
you did, you appreciated it. Well, I'm just saying that
it's crazy the way that all of a sudden the
bakery comes back within a big cake and it's like, Okay,
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I just got a bigger name online too, kind of thing.
You know. It was just I don't know, I just
felt bad. But but yeah, maybe I shouldn't feel bad
for her because it was a great thing and you
appreciated the moth both just as much. I'm just saying
I'm not trying to point. I'm not trying to say
bigger is better or am I What are you also
silent for? Because you justfor you just go on and
on and on. Shut up now engineering to fix that,
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by the ways, and turned, Kate, thank you so much.
That was very It was fabulous and I did enjoy it,
and that was as big or bigger than any beautiful
cake from the same beautiful bakery. Thank you. So what
else can we talk about? Oh, since we're talking about bakeries,
I'll talk about what happened to Dunkin Donuts the other day.
Some wait, So I wanted a s'more donut, so I
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ordered it, and the lady says to me, are you
sure you don't want this beautiful brownie? And I went, Now,
this was in the monitor, you know, when you're ordering
in the drive show. So then I pull up to
the front and she still says to me, you don't
want this beautiful brownie? And I said, no, I want
I want a Smore's donut. And she said, but this
brownie is really really delicious, And I'm like, and in
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my head, I'm going, are they getting extra bonus if
they sell the brownie? The brownie thing a new thing
at Duncan Donuts. It might be I've never seen a
brownie there before. So she goes and gets me my
whole order and then comes back and says, oh, I'm sorry,
we don't have this More's donut, but you could have
this brownie and for me the brownie. I had to
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take the brownie. The brownie was delicious, but I really
wanted the Smores donut. So in my head, I'm like, now,
did she not have this Mores doughnut? Then she said
she didn't or was she lying because she really just
wanted me to take that brown Did this keep you
up at night? You know what I mean? Like, I
was like, no, I don't have it, but that's how
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I used to sell apple pies. McDonald. I didn't realize this.
I think you were the one that told me this.
When they have a special little restaurant, it's not special.
They're trying to get rid of all this stuff that
they still have in the kitchen. Sometimes that well, you know,
what you can like. One of my favorite restaurants here
in town. On Sunday nights they always have Prime Rib Night.
Litt On Monday they always have lintol and beef stew.
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I get it. That's how you you manage a kitchen
because you have to, you know, the s'mores. Don't know
you want? I want a smar donut. I bet they
had a ton of brownies, like, I don't know, Hey, Garrett,
what's on your mind today? So the coloring book that
we have, I have one issue with it. Next, I'm
next to Greg Tea with no bottom half, and people
are supposed to be complete Great Tea's bottom half, and
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we all know no one's going to, you know, make
two feet. They're all gonna draw, you know, a penis
on Great Tea. So I'm going to be stuck next
to Great Tea in the PA for the rest of
the closes. The penis will go on top of you. Yeah, exactly.
My favorite. My favorite page in the coloring book is
Daniel vomiting in a trash care. I think that was
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after the poop incident on the floor. I'm going to
color in the picture of Daniel vomiting in a trash can.
What a great color. You're famous. I made that poop
incident is depicted the great tease butt pucks. This is
not right? All right, well, thank you for listening. Listen
to early. We can early. What's your birthday? We can
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do whatever we want. It's not my birthday. Do you
have any sponsors? Now they paid for the podcast. The
podcast could be four seconds. Yeah, the sponsors at the beginning,
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But but the sheets are so breathable, They're so good.
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