July 31, 2018 • 16 mins
Elvis found two framed pictures of Skeery Jones and has questions.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:41):
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(01:27):
So I looked over at Scary and he was getting
ready for the fifteen minute morning show podcast. And he
has these, Daniel, he has these two huge autographed pictures
of him in their framed two of them and they
were autographed. You have autographed photos of you, Yeah, if
(01:48):
you'd like to see them. I posted them on my
Instagram story. It's at Radio Danielle Monaro. So check it out, Scary,
Why are you autographing and framing photos to send out?
So one of our advertisers, uh, one of our partners,
part one of our partners, Dr delar Rousseau Laser Vision Correction. Uh.
(02:10):
They pretty much wanted they said, Scary, we want to
blow your face up. I could see that and put
it and do and do what with the autographs? Play
your proud smiling face on our walls. Because when when
customers and potential clients, you know, people come in to
get their eyes done, they want to make the connection
(02:33):
between hearing the commercial on Z one hundred in New
York City, which is I'm one of the voices for
Garrett being the other one, and they want to make
that that differentiation and where they want to show the
full circle nous of we're all friends and world partners.
So I have one for their bergen Field office and
one for their New York City office. So we're showing
the full circle, fullness faces round. So I'm just going
(02:56):
out now. Garrett had to do the same thing. So
so where are your autographed photos already in the office? Okay,
but Scary didn't know how to print out a photo,
find find someone to frame them, and then and send
them away. Okay, I've got a run to a doctor's appointment.
Are you going to doctor pictures hanging in your doctor's office?
But what I would like, I would like an autographed
(03:18):
photo if you would have put in my office, would
you I would dart. I'll get one done today, would
you please? I know where'd you go? Kinkos? I went
to I went to Walgreens on my phone. It took me,
Oh my god, it took a half hour. I was
in my bed and I went to the picture that
(03:39):
I wanted. I clicked a bunch of things, and in
a half hour, I went to the store picked up
this eight by ten glossy photo of my head shot
my favorite part of the stories. He did it while
he was in his bid. Yeah. And then I went
over to office, the office store staples to office like
a store, and I got some frames and now I
take I mounted them and here they aren't alright. Please
(04:01):
don't use the terms. I was in my bed and
I mounted them. In the same sentence, do me a favor.
I've got to run. I would love an autograph from
the heart. Say something from the heart to Elvis love scary.
I want that autograph picture from my office. Okay, Well,
thanks very, I'm honored, and well I would be honored
to to disclaiming in your amount you in my office.
(04:21):
That's awesome. You left that a very important detail. What's that?
What where'd you buy the bed? That's the only client
you didn't mention there. I don't have any other clients
except for Delarusso in this hope you bought Richard and
I would have all right anyway, I gotta go, but
I just want to know why where I can get
my autograph Scary Jones photo. But these two are specifically
autographed to Delarus Laser. I don't want those. I want
(04:43):
one for me. Make a fresh one for you. Would
you like this shot of me? I have other shots,
you know. I like that. I like that one. Okay,
that's good. I mean you should be able to pick
your own head shot that you want to Scary. I
want that one. Good, I don't. I think I'm totally happy.
I'm a man of convenience. You are. I just want
whatever's first and easiest. I want that one. Okay, good,
But I want you to say something from the heart
(05:04):
as you autograph it. So on your wedding day, Elvis,
let's just say Scary shows up with a box and
in that box is a head shot of him. Would
you accept that? No? Because I want one now. I
can't wait for my wedding. That's not gonna happen for
him wearing a tucks for the wedding. You'll have one
to put them on. I want that. Thank you, Scary.
I gotta run. I love you. I love you. By
the way, if you want an autograph, I mean you
(05:26):
look at this frame. I spent a lot of money
on these pies, glass frames over weet Scary at Scary Jones,
and he too, will make his own head shot just
for you. Got quiet. And here, all of a sudden,
Elvis just walked away from the microphone. You think he's
serious about wanting that picture? By the way, hold on
three two one? Look how fest scary rand Elvis is
(05:46):
mill and somebody's got to control every I could have
done it too. I can go of it. I don't
know about I have to push the buttons. Yeah, you
don't have to push the buttons. Do you know what
is there any buttons to push? Over there? Right? There's
there's levels. Yeah, there's actually faders. It's funny because in
(06:08):
all these years of radio, I don't I think you're
the one person here that doesn't you never gotten into
the technical end. Hold on a second, you do record
yourself commercial commercials. I just realized in the history of
this morning show, we've had currently up until the next
one starts. Four female co hosts, not one of them
(06:29):
has known how to run a board doing editing, and
I think it's deliberate because then they get us to
do it. Well, it's that and Elvis even said, once
you learn how to do it, then they expect you
to do it. I said, because I used to run
a board in college all the time. Somebody said to
me once, don't learn how to do certain things. I'm like, why,
because then they're going to ask you to come in
(06:51):
and do this, and do that and do this. So
I was like, listen, you can. We'll keep that secret.
But you can't ruin our new co host Gandhi because
she Dondi can run the board. She's hosted her own
DJ shifts, which she does on a hip hop station.
She knows pro tools so she can do audio editing.
She's a full morning show producer. So don't they'll tell
(07:11):
her how she can't do it, like you better be careful.
Gondy gonna push you over and she's gonna take over
that board. Doesn't push people didn't know she's full ft one,
But don't tell us she should not do anything anymore
because it's fascinating that you've restricted yourself on purpose so
as to not get that. Look, look what it's done
for her. She's a co host on a massive show,
(07:32):
and I go, scary, could you help you? And then
I go, prody, could you help me with this? Could
you help clean up the elephant? And you do? You
help me? Kind Now? Now, Brody has a story about
a place he used to work where somebody was taught
how to do something in the bathroom or something and
would clean the bathrooms or something, and then they became
(07:53):
the best bathroom clean and they didn't want to let
that job go. So uh. When I used to manage restaurants,
nobody wanted to clean the bathroom, but people would get
under the false impression if they cleaned them really well,
they would have like get they would get promoted from
not having to do it. But if you do it
really well, why would I want anils to clean the bathroom?
So either I or other managers would have that same
(08:15):
person or people clean the bathroom. So the key really is,
don't clean the bathrooms well, so they have to get
someone else to do it. Because I I used to
clean the bathrooms. I used to clean the base and
I would clean the wall under the hand dry on
this play. I would do like all the extra stuff
and I'm like, wow, Brod, you're really gonna clean the bathrooms.
And I thought they were like, great, you can move
up to the kitchen. Now they're like, no, you're really
(08:37):
gonna clean in the bathrooms. I had stopped being good
to clean it exactly. You got to pretend you crap
at it. And that's because I could if I really
want to do, I could run that board. I just
have to know that boarding with the buttons and the
knobs of running the board in college. I'm sure you are.
I mean, right now, technically, Danielle can run the board
because there's really not a lot to do. There's nothing
(08:59):
going on right now, second standing in front. But isn't
that every every disc jockeys or a radio person's nightmare
that you keep it's dead air and you push the
button and nothing's happened and there's no music. I've had
nightmares where I've been fired because Danielle, there was twenty
seconds of dead air and you couldn't figure it out,
(09:19):
and you couldn't put the songs together, and why didn't
you fade? And why didn't you. I'm like, oh my god, crying.
Oh no. When I first started, I had dead air
a lot. I used to run a Sunday morning show,
like a prerecorded thing, and it was run on CDs,
and so the CDs would play and when they cut ended,
you'd have to push the button for the commercials. It
wasn't on CD, so while the CD cut was playing,
(09:40):
it was the case case some countdown music show. You
had like eighteen minutes before the cut on the c
D would end. So I would go on the in
the recordings in the production studio and I would edit things,
and I would write song parodies and I would do
stuff in there, and I go, oh, you know what,
I'll get back before eighteen minutes is up. And I
would go, WHOA wonder if I'm back into time and
I get out in the hallway, there'd be nothing on
(10:01):
the air, and I have to go running in there
and figure out what button a hit. And sometimes it
was dead air for like a couple of minutes, but
there will like there was no text message program back then,
and there was no UM. You couldn't listen on your phones,
so the boss was never up at like seven in
the morning on a Sunday, so nobody heard it. But
I didn't learn a lesson from that. It wasn't like
I did it once. I did it almost every Sunday,
(10:24):
almost even, and it's like you sway, you never do
it again. And got side of a patch the hallway
to Oh no, that was dead air David every Sunday. Yeah,
no nightmare there, I did it. Ohsh yeah, that's a nightmare. Okay.
You have the old place the production studio in in
our first studios was around the corner down the hall. Yes,
so if you came out that door and there was
no music, you have to run down the hall and
(10:46):
make a right nown. The hall was terrible, alrightntill we
got well dead air? But I st talking about have
dead air to go to the bathroom of fall right,
there was the joke, and we had some bright air.
Right there? Are you guys recording right now? We were
(11:06):
talking about you about Now you're in the room, so
we have to stop dead air. You ever had dead
air you left the studio? Yeah? I have Okay, what
are we doing? Where else would you have had dead
air other than the radio in front of a crowd
when you're doing a comedy show that's not dead air.
Look at this? Look how cool? Did you guys? Poppies?
Yet we got these two balloons. Danielle needs that for
(11:29):
her box. No no, I already mailed that something. This
has been going around the radio station for a while
as you popped out of the one. You know what
I did yesterday? I went to a live I went
to a I went to a bookstore in New York City?
Are they hiring? We looked at picture books. I did not.
(11:49):
I read about it as well, but I walked into
a cool bookstore in New York City and it was
a really cool vibe. And Elvis had encouraged us yesterday.
He had said, you know, everybody scho to a bookstore,
pick out a book and go read. So I decided
to let me check one out. So I had to
go somewhere, so I was early, so I figured I
would go and check out the bookstore. It was really
nice to people were very friendly, and there's lots of
books to choose from. Three different books on tattoos because
(12:12):
I want to get my left arm done, so I
think I found one yesterday. I definitely want to get
like a rectangle, and I want to get this thing. Now,
here's what I wanted I think I'm gonna get. I
want to get this um like it's like a flower,
and I want to put that on the inside because
I saw that on the molding up in the ceiling,
and I think that that will always remind me to
always look up and don't always keep my head down.
(12:34):
Huh okay, anything about that, just by a shirt that
says that or a plaque. Daniel, you play fantasy football
this year? For you? No? No, for yourself. Are you
gonna be in a part of any league? I don't know.
I don't know yet. Isn't too early to discuss that? Now,
that's right now. I'm not doing one for the morning show,
(12:57):
but straight and A did ask me and said, dude,
why we put one together for the station? And I
had said, we have one for the station. I run it. Yeah.
I bailed out because I I don't like arguing with
everybody here. I'd rather, you know, It's like I'd rather
just like kind of like talk to you guys as
friends and not have to like, you know, bitch and
moan about how will that change if Nate puts together
a league or I put together a league it's the
(13:18):
same people in the league. Is Nate trying to out
lead you? Brodie's he trying to create a league against
your league. They can go to hell. Brodie's league is
you're with the other guys, the older guys from the
older radio stage. I have league. He used to be
in it, Ronnie. Ronnie was in it, and Josh was
in it. Nate was in it. Now he's got his
(13:38):
own and nobody really set their lineups. And that wasn't
really engineer Jeff was in it. It's not real. And
if you guys are gonna put together a real please
You run the most annoying leagues ever. Every week. You
want to change the rules every week. You got your
dumb rules. You make, you make people. You have rules.
You have rules about the names. This is they have
to have a town name where they can't be that
(14:01):
you're not going to be in the same back out.
I don't have any rules in my league other than
go play. Nobody said if you guys would come up
with a really good league, We're like, everybody's gonna be
a part of it. And we had a women's league
once and I ran it. I won. Remember when I
won that? Yeah, I think it was basketball though the brackets. Yeah,
(14:22):
the whole boodle. Baby. I didn't know a damn thing
I was doing. But I want a Dane. You're wearing
those big earrings today? Do you have the bigger ones
at home? You do these on my midside? Can you
wear the biggest earrings you have? When? Do you could?
Why would you like me to? When do you decide
which size ear rings to use? It depends on the
outfit I am wearing and what I If it's more
of a dress down outfit, I tend to go the
(14:44):
midsize hoops. If it's like a hat outfit, I will
not wear hoops. And if it's unless it's a cute hat.
If it's a cute hat, I'll wear small. I Do
you ever go without any ear rings at all? Uh? No?
Usually I have at least studs in gotcha? Gotcha on
a daily on the average. How many bracelets do you
wear on your wrist? Three to five? Now? Is there
(15:06):
a reason why I like the number three? And I
know I like the number five? Great Tea in theory
would wear thirteen bracelets. We never knew that. Next episode
just gonna I think we're listening to fetch Hams recording
fat Ham Today. So later on Today, episode one, number
episode seven to oh no it is we have sex.
We have six seven Please listens guess one. He's a
(15:32):
little preview this week on the book boys. Yeah, what
are you doing? We will have Michael Rappaport. I would
like that. That's cool. Now by the President of Podcasting
three p O like, as we speak, that's cool. We
will have Mr Michael Rapport one or another. I'm jealous.
I think that's a cool, cool cool lockdam On, what
(15:52):
else you got going on? What else you got going on?
Michael Rapport? What else? What else? That's all we got
for the moment. What are you gonna talk to him about? Uh?
It depends on. Well, he's gonna be ranting on a
new book coming out called This Book has Balls. So
you're relaying relying on him, and we're working on our
live broadcast coming up. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, the fifteen
minute Morning Show
You hear us talk about brook Lennon dot com. I
want you to actually go online brook Lennon dot com.
That's b r okay l I N e N. I'll
tell you why you shouldn't have to go check into
a hotel to sleep in the best sheets. Vicki and
Rich who started Brooklyn, and they agree with that. They're
bringing five star hotel quality sheets to us at a
price we could afford. Did you know a lot of
(00:20):
this quality betting is marked up like three? It's so silly.
Take out the middleman. Get it personal with brooklyn and
dot com. They've got different colors and materials to choose from.
The sheets are so breathable and the quality is great.
The more you wash them, the softer they get. They
have other things to check out too at brook Lennon
dot com. As a matter of fact, if you use
the promo code Elvis at brook Lynnon dot com, you
(00:41):
get twenty dollars off and free shipping, which is totally cool.
Plus you get a risk free sixty nights satisfaction guarantee
and a lifetime warranty on all their sheets and comforters.
They're based in Brooklyn, not your typical New Yorkers. They
live in the city that never sleeps, but they're committed
to helping us get the best sleep ever. I love
my sheets from Brooklyn, and I want you to sleep
the same ones. Well, not not mine, but you know
(01:02):
your own. Go to Brooklyn and dot com. It's b
r O O KA l I N e N dot com.
Use the promo code Elvis get twenty dollars off in
free shipping Brooklyn and the best sheets ever. What would
you talk about on your on your podcast? Firm Represents show.
(01:27):
So I looked over at Scary and he was getting
ready for the fifteen minute morning show podcast. And he
has these, Daniel, he has these two huge autographed pictures
of him in their framed two of them and they
were autographed. You have autographed photos of you, Yeah, if
(01:48):
you'd like to see them. I posted them on my
Instagram story. It's at Radio Danielle Monaro. So check it out, Scary,
Why are you autographing and framing photos to send out?
So one of our advertisers, uh, one of our partners,
part one of our partners, Dr delar Rousseau Laser Vision Correction. Uh.
(02:10):
They pretty much wanted they said, Scary, we want to
blow your face up. I could see that and put
it and do and do what with the autographs? Play
your proud smiling face on our walls. Because when when
customers and potential clients, you know, people come in to
get their eyes done, they want to make the connection
(02:33):
between hearing the commercial on Z one hundred in New
York City, which is I'm one of the voices for
Garrett being the other one, and they want to make
that that differentiation and where they want to show the
full circle nous of we're all friends and world partners.
So I have one for their bergen Field office and
one for their New York City office. So we're showing
the full circle, fullness faces round. So I'm just going
(02:56):
out now. Garrett had to do the same thing. So
so where are your autographed photos already in the office? Okay,
but Scary didn't know how to print out a photo,
find find someone to frame them, and then and send
them away. Okay, I've got a run to a doctor's appointment.
Are you going to doctor pictures hanging in your doctor's office?
But what I would like, I would like an autographed
(03:18):
photo if you would have put in my office, would
you I would dart. I'll get one done today, would
you please? I know where'd you go? Kinkos? I went
to I went to Walgreens on my phone. It took me,
Oh my god, it took a half hour. I was
in my bed and I went to the picture that
(03:39):
I wanted. I clicked a bunch of things, and in
a half hour, I went to the store picked up
this eight by ten glossy photo of my head shot
my favorite part of the stories. He did it while
he was in his bid. Yeah. And then I went
over to office, the office store staples to office like
a store, and I got some frames and now I
take I mounted them and here they aren't alright. Please
(04:01):
don't use the terms. I was in my bed and
I mounted them. In the same sentence, do me a favor.
I've got to run. I would love an autograph from
the heart. Say something from the heart to Elvis love scary.
I want that autograph picture from my office. Okay, Well,
thanks very, I'm honored, and well I would be honored
to to disclaiming in your amount you in my office.
(04:21):
That's awesome. You left that a very important detail. What's that?
What where'd you buy the bed? That's the only client
you didn't mention there. I don't have any other clients
except for Delarusso in this hope you bought Richard and
I would have all right anyway, I gotta go, but
I just want to know why where I can get
my autograph Scary Jones photo. But these two are specifically
autographed to Delarus Laser. I don't want those. I want
(04:43):
one for me. Make a fresh one for you. Would
you like this shot of me? I have other shots,
you know. I like that. I like that one. Okay,
that's good. I mean you should be able to pick
your own head shot that you want to Scary. I
want that one. Good, I don't. I think I'm totally happy.
I'm a man of convenience. You are. I just want
whatever's first and easiest. I want that one. Okay, good,
But I want you to say something from the heart
(05:04):
as you autograph it. So on your wedding day, Elvis,
let's just say Scary shows up with a box and
in that box is a head shot of him. Would
you accept that? No? Because I want one now. I
can't wait for my wedding. That's not gonna happen for
him wearing a tucks for the wedding. You'll have one
to put them on. I want that. Thank you, Scary.
I gotta run. I love you. I love you. By
the way, if you want an autograph, I mean you
(05:26):
look at this frame. I spent a lot of money
on these pies, glass frames over weet Scary at Scary Jones,
and he too, will make his own head shot just
for you. Got quiet. And here, all of a sudden,
Elvis just walked away from the microphone. You think he's
serious about wanting that picture? By the way, hold on
three two one? Look how fest scary rand Elvis is
(05:46):
mill and somebody's got to control every I could have
done it too. I can go of it. I don't
know about I have to push the buttons. Yeah, you
don't have to push the buttons. Do you know what
is there any buttons to push? Over there? Right? There's
there's levels. Yeah, there's actually faders. It's funny because in
(06:08):
all these years of radio, I don't I think you're
the one person here that doesn't you never gotten into
the technical end. Hold on a second, you do record
yourself commercial commercials. I just realized in the history of
this morning show, we've had currently up until the next
one starts. Four female co hosts, not one of them
(06:29):
has known how to run a board doing editing, and
I think it's deliberate because then they get us to
do it. Well, it's that and Elvis even said, once
you learn how to do it, then they expect you
to do it. I said, because I used to run
a board in college all the time. Somebody said to
me once, don't learn how to do certain things. I'm like, why,
because then they're going to ask you to come in
(06:51):
and do this, and do that and do this. So
I was like, listen, you can. We'll keep that secret.
But you can't ruin our new co host Gandhi because
she Dondi can run the board. She's hosted her own
DJ shifts, which she does on a hip hop station.
She knows pro tools so she can do audio editing.
She's a full morning show producer. So don't they'll tell
(07:11):
her how she can't do it, like you better be careful.
Gondy gonna push you over and she's gonna take over
that board. Doesn't push people didn't know she's full ft one,
But don't tell us she should not do anything anymore
because it's fascinating that you've restricted yourself on purpose so
as to not get that. Look, look what it's done
for her. She's a co host on a massive show,
(07:32):
and I go, scary, could you help you? And then
I go, prody, could you help me with this? Could
you help clean up the elephant? And you do? You
help me? Kind Now? Now, Brody has a story about
a place he used to work where somebody was taught
how to do something in the bathroom or something and
would clean the bathrooms or something, and then they became
(07:53):
the best bathroom clean and they didn't want to let
that job go. So uh. When I used to manage restaurants,
nobody wanted to clean the bathroom, but people would get
under the false impression if they cleaned them really well,
they would have like get they would get promoted from
not having to do it. But if you do it
really well, why would I want anils to clean the bathroom?
So either I or other managers would have that same
(08:15):
person or people clean the bathroom. So the key really is,
don't clean the bathrooms well, so they have to get
someone else to do it. Because I I used to
clean the bathrooms. I used to clean the base and
I would clean the wall under the hand dry on
this play. I would do like all the extra stuff
and I'm like, wow, Brod, you're really gonna clean the bathrooms.
And I thought they were like, great, you can move
up to the kitchen. Now they're like, no, you're really
(08:37):
gonna clean in the bathrooms. I had stopped being good
to clean it exactly. You got to pretend you crap
at it. And that's because I could if I really
want to do, I could run that board. I just
have to know that boarding with the buttons and the
knobs of running the board in college. I'm sure you are.
I mean, right now, technically, Danielle can run the board
because there's really not a lot to do. There's nothing
(08:59):
going on right now, second standing in front. But isn't
that every every disc jockeys or a radio person's nightmare
that you keep it's dead air and you push the
button and nothing's happened and there's no music. I've had
nightmares where I've been fired because Danielle, there was twenty
seconds of dead air and you couldn't figure it out,
(09:19):
and you couldn't put the songs together, and why didn't
you fade? And why didn't you. I'm like, oh my god, crying.
Oh no. When I first started, I had dead air
a lot. I used to run a Sunday morning show,
like a prerecorded thing, and it was run on CDs,
and so the CDs would play and when they cut ended,
you'd have to push the button for the commercials. It
wasn't on CD, so while the CD cut was playing,
(09:40):
it was the case case some countdown music show. You
had like eighteen minutes before the cut on the c
D would end. So I would go on the in
the recordings in the production studio and I would edit things,
and I would write song parodies and I would do
stuff in there, and I go, oh, you know what,
I'll get back before eighteen minutes is up. And I
would go, WHOA wonder if I'm back into time and
I get out in the hallway, there'd be nothing on
(10:01):
the air, and I have to go running in there
and figure out what button a hit. And sometimes it
was dead air for like a couple of minutes, but
there will like there was no text message program back then,
and there was no UM. You couldn't listen on your phones,
so the boss was never up at like seven in
the morning on a Sunday, so nobody heard it. But
I didn't learn a lesson from that. It wasn't like
I did it once. I did it almost every Sunday,
(10:24):
almost even, and it's like you sway, you never do
it again. And got side of a patch the hallway
to Oh no, that was dead air David every Sunday. Yeah,
no nightmare there, I did it. Ohsh yeah, that's a nightmare. Okay.
You have the old place the production studio in in
our first studios was around the corner down the hall. Yes,
so if you came out that door and there was
no music, you have to run down the hall and
(10:46):
make a right nown. The hall was terrible, alrightntill we
got well dead air? But I st talking about have
dead air to go to the bathroom of fall right,
there was the joke, and we had some bright air.
Right there? Are you guys recording right now? We were
(11:06):
talking about you about Now you're in the room, so
we have to stop dead air. You ever had dead
air you left the studio? Yeah? I have Okay, what
are we doing? Where else would you have had dead
air other than the radio in front of a crowd
when you're doing a comedy show that's not dead air.
Look at this? Look how cool? Did you guys? Poppies?
Yet we got these two balloons. Danielle needs that for
(11:29):
her box. No no, I already mailed that something. This
has been going around the radio station for a while
as you popped out of the one. You know what
I did yesterday? I went to a live I went
to a I went to a bookstore in New York City?
Are they hiring? We looked at picture books. I did not.
(11:49):
I read about it as well, but I walked into
a cool bookstore in New York City and it was
a really cool vibe. And Elvis had encouraged us yesterday.
He had said, you know, everybody scho to a bookstore,
pick out a book and go read. So I decided
to let me check one out. So I had to
go somewhere, so I was early, so I figured I
would go and check out the bookstore. It was really
nice to people were very friendly, and there's lots of
books to choose from. Three different books on tattoos because
(12:12):
I want to get my left arm done, so I
think I found one yesterday. I definitely want to get
like a rectangle, and I want to get this thing. Now,
here's what I wanted I think I'm gonna get. I
want to get this um like it's like a flower,
and I want to put that on the inside because
I saw that on the molding up in the ceiling,
and I think that that will always remind me to
always look up and don't always keep my head down.
(12:34):
Huh okay, anything about that, just by a shirt that
says that or a plaque. Daniel, you play fantasy football
this year? For you? No? No, for yourself. Are you
gonna be in a part of any league? I don't know.
I don't know yet. Isn't too early to discuss that? Now,
that's right now. I'm not doing one for the morning show,
(12:57):
but straight and A did ask me and said, dude,
why we put one together for the station? And I
had said, we have one for the station. I run it. Yeah.
I bailed out because I I don't like arguing with
everybody here. I'd rather, you know, It's like I'd rather
just like kind of like talk to you guys as
friends and not have to like, you know, bitch and
moan about how will that change if Nate puts together
a league or I put together a league it's the
(13:18):
same people in the league. Is Nate trying to out
lead you? Brodie's he trying to create a league against
your league. They can go to hell. Brodie's league is
you're with the other guys, the older guys from the
older radio stage. I have league. He used to be
in it, Ronnie. Ronnie was in it, and Josh was
in it. Nate was in it. Now he's got his
(13:38):
own and nobody really set their lineups. And that wasn't
really engineer Jeff was in it. It's not real. And
if you guys are gonna put together a real please
You run the most annoying leagues ever. Every week. You
want to change the rules every week. You got your
dumb rules. You make, you make people. You have rules.
You have rules about the names. This is they have
to have a town name where they can't be that
(14:01):
you're not going to be in the same back out.
I don't have any rules in my league other than
go play. Nobody said if you guys would come up
with a really good league, We're like, everybody's gonna be
a part of it. And we had a women's league
once and I ran it. I won. Remember when I
won that? Yeah, I think it was basketball though the brackets. Yeah,
(14:22):
the whole boodle. Baby. I didn't know a damn thing
I was doing. But I want a Dane. You're wearing
those big earrings today? Do you have the bigger ones
at home? You do these on my midside? Can you
wear the biggest earrings you have? When? Do you could?
Why would you like me to? When do you decide
which size ear rings to use? It depends on the
outfit I am wearing and what I If it's more
of a dress down outfit, I tend to go the
(14:44):
midsize hoops. If it's like a hat outfit, I will
not wear hoops. And if it's unless it's a cute hat.
If it's a cute hat, I'll wear small. I Do
you ever go without any ear rings at all? Uh? No?
Usually I have at least studs in gotcha? Gotcha on
a daily on the average. How many bracelets do you
wear on your wrist? Three to five? Now? Is there
(15:06):
a reason why I like the number three? And I
know I like the number five? Great Tea in theory
would wear thirteen bracelets. We never knew that. Next episode
just gonna I think we're listening to fetch Hams recording
fat Ham Today. So later on Today, episode one, number
episode seven to oh no it is we have sex.
We have six seven Please listens guess one. He's a
(15:32):
little preview this week on the book boys. Yeah, what
are you doing? We will have Michael Rappaport. I would
like that. That's cool. Now by the President of Podcasting
three p O like, as we speak, that's cool. We
will have Mr Michael Rapport one or another. I'm jealous.
I think that's a cool, cool cool lockdam On, what
(15:52):
else you got going on? What else you got going on?
Michael Rapport? What else? What else? That's all we got
for the moment. What are you gonna talk to him about? Uh?
It depends on. Well, he's gonna be ranting on a
new book coming out called This Book has Balls. So
you're relaying relying on him, and we're working on our
live broadcast coming up. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, the fifteen
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