July 25, 2018 • 16 mins
Garrett caught Jake stealing something from his studio and called him out. Plus we get an update on Jake's bathtub.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
As we rolled into the fifteen minute morning show podcast,
Let's Talk about Brooklyn in Brooklyn and dot Com. I
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for what would you talk about on your on your podcast? Firms?
All right, So as we were talking about what we're
(01:32):
gonna talk about on this podcast, Jake comes to the
window and he holds up a lighter that I received
from the Fat Jewish and some rose. Now, the thing was,
it wasn't laying out. It was in my studio in
a box, which means only means, which only means. Jake
(01:52):
went into the studio into the box that was open
with my name on it and pulled out the lighter
at supposed to go and hey, I saw you got
a box. Um, do you mind if I look at something?
He just went in and got something. You asked, did
you want to keep that lighters up? Yeah? Well the
box was open, and so I was just you know,
looking at what's in it? What do you need the
lighter for you smoking? No? I like, I have a
(02:12):
lot of candles at home. By the way, that's what
the candles. I went through the candle. But I will
tell you that that's why I sent all my all
my stuff to my home addressed now, because because people
have rightled through my ship. But it's not like take stuff.
It's not like I opened his drawer and was searching
the stuff. It just was sitting there and I'm like, oh,
(02:33):
I need a lighter, so didn't take it. As the
Garrett was the box open, the box the box was,
the box that it came in was open, but the
box itself that had the contents of it was closed.
The problem there is if a box is just sitting
out randomly and doesn't have your name on it has
my name on it was delivered. The outer box had
(02:55):
your name on, which it was still in. And that's
his studio in there anyway that he works. Is that
our studio? Well, that's what he works. I mean, you
don't just okay, I'm keeping your lighter and I'm leaving you.
Don't take stuff from you you asked. We need to
about something in this in this station that is a
(03:18):
free for all. Is that counter over there the refrigerator, No,
not the refrigerator, the white counter. Everybody puts their stuff
they don't want, and then you can take for that.
That's true. Not the refrigerator. You don't go eating ship
that's not your because it's not yours and it doesn't
have your name on it. Listen, and stuff is about
to go bad. I'm saving it. You are like a
garbage disposal. Where's Dr Fat Loss? We need to talk
(03:40):
to him again. Well, Scary is just as guilty at
times from from seeing something that might be laying around
not in the designated area and taking it from time
to time. So Jake is essentially learning from Scary. What
are you talking about? Scary went into Elvis's office and
took it. Took a toaster to ask you take this lighter.
(04:01):
It starts with a lighter and then it leads to
a toaster. I didn't think Elvis needed it, but I
was wrong. So what did I do? I confess to
the fact that I was the one who took the toaster.
They took pictures of me taking the toaster walking out
of the radio station, and then a couple of days later,
I brought the toaster back to the radio station and
I gave it to Elvis. Now Elvis, and then Elvis
(04:23):
took the toaster to his one of his houses. Yeah,
and now you're not allowed in his office and you're
in trouble. Jig did ask I will give him that also,
like my thought, what process was, Garrett probably doesn't need
this lighter, so I'll take it. What else did you take?
What else did you take from the box? You take
the rose? No, you would probably drink the rose. What
about the hat? Though? Can I have the hat? You
(04:43):
want the hat? How much you're gonna give me for it? Uh?
You think it's the right to steal If you determine
the person doesn't really need it, it's not stealing. I'm
asking for permission to steal it. So if I go
to your house and determine you don't really need a
second television set, I can just take to the television.
Can have your TV? Did you ask that for that lighter? Yeah?
(05:05):
You asked for it. Yes, I still don't feel like
that he shouldn't have it. Why it's the fat Jewish
who's a comedian by the way, for you in the
case you don't know gave it to Garrett? Well you
know it's Garrett. People gave it to Garrett. It's not
like the fact you was just like, man, Garrett really
needs I know the fat Jewish? He mailed at himself.
He put his chubby little hands, and you don't feel
bad at all that you did that. Well, can I
have your lighter? Yes? Okay, Well technically you're asking him
(05:30):
for the light. You already have possessions nine tenths. You
already have it. You're not really helping nine calls here.
You stole the lighter. That's why I have to go
Okay when we talked about that, because we don't rely
even get into we got a little bit on the
Big Show. Jake stuck up his toilet and start asking
everyone called Greg t betub right bethub because he backed
it off and Putreino in it, and of course everything
(05:50):
clogged back out into the top. So I said you
should snake it, and he didn't know what that means.
And I'm wondering how you got to be your age
and not know how to fix household stuff. You shouldn't
be literally, well that's why I bought drain. Oh but
how do you not go on YouTube like look stuff?
I gotta be honest. It was also nine third night.
YouTube doesn't work at night thurday night. The same thing.
(06:11):
What happened, like all of a sudden, old this green
group just started coming at you. What are you doing
in the tub? That green group is in the so
I put I put the draino in the bathtub, and
I walked to the kitchens. How half of it? And
I walked to the kitchen. Yes, it says weight fifteen
gave you the gues like a kid. Yes, Jake lives
(06:33):
in an apartment building with other people, and it's like
years old. All the plumbing is connected, so maybe with
someone else's shower tub or toilet that way, you may
have neighbor crap. But it's been it's been a few
days of the water accumulating. So finally I was like,
all right, I'm gonna get train. So I go to
do my dishes. While the drain I was sitting, I
turned on the water dishes in the bathtub. Let me
(06:56):
finish my story. I started on the kitchen sing, and
then I go back to the tub and now the
tub is fulled filled with dirty one At any point
before this happened, had you used a lighter? Okay, well
did you do you have a plunger? Can you plunge it?
Actually I did, Yeah, of course you did. Can you
plunge it? Yeah? I tried that, and then Brodie said snaked,
(07:17):
and I don't know what that means. Did you did you?
Did you inverse plunge it? What does that mean? Well,
the purpose of plunging is to take air and shove
it down. But if you put the plunger on and
pull up, then you're actually sucking this stuff back out. Huh.
Plunging goes in one direction. Well, it's supposed to down, yeah,
but if you if you go down, down, up, you're
(07:39):
actually pulling stuff back. Song. My kids don't about the tub.
I don't want that guy in my tub. Milk and cookie. Wait,
I'm hearing his chimes like Danielle dirty Bubbles al I have.
(08:07):
I have a top song, Scary is gonna pull it up?
I wrote Ernie from Sesame Street. Did you see the
dirty Ernie sent? You? Got it? Got it? Here we go.
Here's the top song for you. Oh go go go, go,
go go go, Ernie. It's your bathtime. We're gonna party
(08:27):
because it's your bathtime. We go sit for COTTI Coast.
It's your bathtime. To make sure you take your rubber,
pays your bath. You can find me in the tub
with my Mr Bob. Listen to this pretty so it
comes from my rubber duck. I'm into sitting down. I
ain't into standing up, So come give me a hug
if you're into getting scrubbed. As soon as I wake up,
I dream about my cub. I like the water deep
(08:50):
so it covers up my butt. People heard I live
with Bert, and they think that we're in love. I square.
I just live with him. I don't let him share
my club. But Ernie ain't gonna change. I won't stand up,
and I will stay there in my up until I'm
all pruned up. If you watch how I moved, your
mistake me for a puppet or Chip got a hand
up my book. But I don't walk with a limp
in the club of ladies saying love your striped shirt.
They like me. I want him to love me like
(09:10):
they love Bert. But on Sesame Street, the muppets will
tell you I'm local. Take a bath with your roommate
A bathtime is Kirk Kirk? Do you and Kirk take
baths together? No, neither of us really take bath You
call him the captain, but he's never heard that one before.
Should your girlfriend take a shower in the bath? Does
(09:32):
she take a shower in the bath in the bathtub. Yeah,
have you taken your girlfriend in the tub? She won't
be coming over. I've had three different apartments and I've
never ever taken a bath in any one of the three.
You smells that way. You don't seem like a bath guy.
I think, Guy, I think you would look awkward sitting
in the bath. I think, can you make a video
(09:53):
of you in the bathtub? A lot of guys would
look awkward in it? Who do you know any man
who take bath? I know if you guys. Yeah, Sheldon
take a but it's a British thing. Every now and
when we go to England. His mother takes bath's his
um with his mother's other half takes But I'm telling you,
(10:14):
Sheldon carry a person with red lipstick. Yeah, but it's
a British thing. Sleep. It's a British doesn't wear high
heels on Saturday. He wears a Fannie pack and high heels.
I'm trying. I'm trying to understand. Um. Yeah, the European people,
a lot of them do take baths. I've been to Europe.
They don't relax. You've been to Europe, like Foot has
been to Europe. That's really nice. We have lots of
(10:35):
people who listen to us that come from Europe. And
you just said there's stinking. No, I said a lot
of people in Europe with stinky. I didn't say Europeans
are stinking specifically talking about the French anyway. I did
not say the friend anyway. Um so, yes, if he
wants to relax a lot of times he will take
a bath. Okay, not to like wash himself, but to relax.
But how big is your bath? You have like a
normal size back. Well, we also have a jacuzzi and
(10:59):
you can fit like a half of a person in.
There are five pounds of green sloes. I just used
my baths as a freaking ice cooler. When I have parties,
I fill it up with ice and then all the
series that's where the beer goes, all the beer and
the wine and all that stuff. How do you have
so much ice? Do you not know how to buy
bags of ice? You know? Why buy ice when you
(11:20):
can make it? You're like Benjamin Button going back in time.
They have those bags in the freezer and you take
them home and you put them in the quel. Yes,
I know, mom, So you spend ten bucks on ice?
You have a free joiner can't make enough ice to
put in a tub. That's why I was asking. Yeah, well,
if you ever have a party and you need and bulk,
I'm never going to a party where there's ice in
Jake's bathroom. You don't want to do anything that touch Look,
(11:42):
you put green jello in there. But hey, do you
have a very tiny apartment? The bathroom is really small?
And what is it in New York City? You Drake
can't afford to live him in. He doesn't have silverware
or any of the other No I do, but that's
not like matching, you know, it's all he doesn't have
play You're so cute. Oh, I gotta take this call.
I'll be back my appointment whatever. Sorry, doesn't get a job.
(12:09):
Then I woke up this morning and the bathroom floor
was covering and water. She just had to get off
out of the podcast because the doctor was on the phone.
I think you show me a doctor who gets stopped
doing what he's doing to take a phone call her doctor. Obviously,
But but the doctor is one of those things that
you can never question unless you're a big a hole.
Because if it is a doctor, that that's fine. But
who were if we were to go, that's not the doctor,
(12:30):
then we look like it. But it's not the doctor.
It's his it's his assistant. But even so, it's still
the doctor's office. You cannot question a doctor. Yeah, but
it's not like she's it's a big deal. It's it's
the one excuse you can never question. Hold on, let's
see what's hold on? Hey? Is it for a regular
checkup where you've got something serious logical? No form? My
(12:51):
mirantor Daniel. Even if it wasn't the doctor and you
said it was the doctor, we still can't question you
because the doctor is that excuse that you cannot get around.
But it was, it was my neurologis. But even even so,
let's just say it was it was a friend, but
you said it was the doctor. We cannot say, oh,
that's not the doctor, because we would look like a whole.
That is true. It's the one excuse you can always use.
(13:13):
Do you have one that you always use an excuse?
It's either the doctor or the kids. The kids is
the best excuse. You can't use that because you don't
have kids. In Scrican, I don't have any freaking excuse.
You you've got doctor, I have you have doctor. Yes,
that's it I got. I got to lose weight. What
what other excuses do you guys have that I that
we don't. My go to one is always explosive diarrhea?
(13:35):
Yeah I have. Nobody will ever question you, Danielle. Have
you ever used cramps? No? Never, never. Some people take advantage.
I don't use that. What do you have, Brodie? What's
your excuse? Oh? I've used my daughter twister rankled gymnastics.
I have to go pick her up efect infection. By
the way, I'll stop taking pictures you now. We believe
(13:57):
you because you sound like that and you still don't
feel good. But be honest, we really didn't believe you.
You know, I don't take off there, Jake. You're at
a party and you want to get out of there,
so you tell someone you have explosive diarrhea. No, I
would never use it for that if I'm at a party.
Was the last time you used explosive diarrhea as an excuse? College?
The last time I can't make out with you? I
have exposed to get out of college class. I always
(14:20):
tell them in advance, Hey, look, I'm stopping by it
somewhere else. I need to go after that. So this way,
in the event I don't want to be there anymore,
I can always lean on that to Hey, remember I
told you that before. But if I'm having fun, then
I'm like, oh, you know what, I just canceled my appointment. Wait, Jake,
did you poop in your bathtub? No? I did not
prove leave him alone. Now the thing is one of
(14:41):
his neighbors. Did somebody poops in my back? Why didn't
you call your parents for help? By the way, because
like that, normally I called my dad. Look like, I'm
so lame. But if not really know if my if
my husband's not around, because you know, if he's on
an appointment or something, I'll call my dad and my
dad will help me. First, I called my brother because
he's like the handyman of Phase twelve I was older. Yeah,
(15:06):
I just called my mom. He fixes everything, but he
couldn't fix my tobe. How do I use this croc pod?
I want to I want to do like your son's
on the phone. I just I've never I know I have,
I've had it for a while, but I've never really
used it. So I said, you know what, I want
to make something here, But I want to leave the house.
(15:29):
Is it okay to leave at you know, five o'clock
in the morning and then come back at like noon
and the house will be okay. I don't want to
be like that TV show, only there was some electronic answer.
You see, my mom is my cooking go to as well,
though she like I eat things that I've grown up eating,
So everything that I make, she's probably made at some
point that I do the same thing. Call her the
(15:50):
Google recipes all the time too. Uncle, Mom, what was
that thing you put in your sauce? Can you tell
me what's that secret sauce recipe? But sauce rest a
p It's a different sauce that's in Jake's bathtub right now,
so curious. See what it looks like when I go home.
I'm kind of scary. Shower lighted your whole apartment. Oh,
that's gonna be great. Over the fifteen minute Morning Show,
As we rolled into the fifteen minute morning show podcast,
Let's Talk about Brooklyn in Brooklyn and dot Com. I
checked him out myself. I ordered the most incredible sheets
from my bed and you're like, oh, they're just sheets. No,
they're not just sheets. There are just regular sheets you
buy over at wherever store, or you can get a
better night's sleep in these breathable, soft, comfy sheets from Brooklynnon.
(00:24):
I met Vicki and Rich who founded brooklyn back because
they went to a hotel and they love the bed
sheets so much they wanted to find them. They couldn't
find them. They finally found sheets that were of equal
quality and they were like five dollars for a set
of sheets. You don't have to do that. You can
get the most beautiful, comfortable home essentials, no crazy prices,
no unnecessary markups and fees, because you know most bedding
(00:48):
is marked up as much as three Brooklynnon is the
fastest growing betting brand in the world. Luxury betting underpriced.
I mean, you spend a third of your life in bed,
make it the best sleep ever. You have to try
these sheets. I love my Brooklynon sheets. You'll love yours.
The most comfortable sheets. Ever Brook Lennon dot com you
get twenty dollars off and free shipping when you use
(01:10):
the promo codef one. Go to Brooke Lennon dot com
for what would you talk about on your on your podcast? Firms?
All right, So as we were talking about what we're
(01:32):
gonna talk about on this podcast, Jake comes to the
window and he holds up a lighter that I received
from the Fat Jewish and some rose. Now, the thing was,
it wasn't laying out. It was in my studio in
a box, which means only means, which only means. Jake
(01:52):
went into the studio into the box that was open
with my name on it and pulled out the lighter
at supposed to go and hey, I saw you got
a box. Um, do you mind if I look at something?
He just went in and got something. You asked, did
you want to keep that lighters up? Yeah? Well the
box was open, and so I was just you know,
looking at what's in it? What do you need the
lighter for you smoking? No? I like, I have a
(02:12):
lot of candles at home. By the way, that's what
the candles. I went through the candle. But I will
tell you that that's why I sent all my all
my stuff to my home addressed now, because because people
have rightled through my ship. But it's not like take stuff.
It's not like I opened his drawer and was searching
the stuff. It just was sitting there and I'm like, oh,
(02:33):
I need a lighter, so didn't take it. As the
Garrett was the box open, the box the box was,
the box that it came in was open, but the
box itself that had the contents of it was closed.
The problem there is if a box is just sitting
out randomly and doesn't have your name on it has
my name on it was delivered. The outer box had
(02:55):
your name on, which it was still in. And that's
his studio in there anyway that he works. Is that
our studio? Well, that's what he works. I mean, you
don't just okay, I'm keeping your lighter and I'm leaving you.
Don't take stuff from you you asked. We need to
about something in this in this station that is a
(03:18):
free for all. Is that counter over there the refrigerator, No,
not the refrigerator, the white counter. Everybody puts their stuff
they don't want, and then you can take for that.
That's true. Not the refrigerator. You don't go eating ship
that's not your because it's not yours and it doesn't
have your name on it. Listen, and stuff is about
to go bad. I'm saving it. You are like a
garbage disposal. Where's Dr Fat Loss? We need to talk
(03:40):
to him again. Well, Scary is just as guilty at
times from from seeing something that might be laying around
not in the designated area and taking it from time
to time. So Jake is essentially learning from Scary. What
are you talking about? Scary went into Elvis's office and
took it. Took a toaster to ask you take this lighter.
(04:01):
It starts with a lighter and then it leads to
a toaster. I didn't think Elvis needed it, but I
was wrong. So what did I do? I confess to
the fact that I was the one who took the toaster.
They took pictures of me taking the toaster walking out
of the radio station, and then a couple of days later,
I brought the toaster back to the radio station and
I gave it to Elvis. Now Elvis, and then Elvis
(04:23):
took the toaster to his one of his houses. Yeah,
and now you're not allowed in his office and you're
in trouble. Jig did ask I will give him that also,
like my thought, what process was, Garrett probably doesn't need
this lighter, so I'll take it. What else did you take?
What else did you take from the box? You take
the rose? No, you would probably drink the rose. What
about the hat? Though? Can I have the hat? You
(04:43):
want the hat? How much you're gonna give me for it? Uh?
You think it's the right to steal If you determine
the person doesn't really need it, it's not stealing. I'm
asking for permission to steal it. So if I go
to your house and determine you don't really need a
second television set, I can just take to the television.
Can have your TV? Did you ask that for that lighter? Yeah?
(05:05):
You asked for it. Yes, I still don't feel like
that he shouldn't have it. Why it's the fat Jewish
who's a comedian by the way, for you in the
case you don't know gave it to Garrett? Well you
know it's Garrett. People gave it to Garrett. It's not
like the fact you was just like, man, Garrett really
needs I know the fat Jewish? He mailed at himself.
He put his chubby little hands, and you don't feel
bad at all that you did that. Well, can I
have your lighter? Yes? Okay, Well technically you're asking him
(05:30):
for the light. You already have possessions nine tenths. You
already have it. You're not really helping nine calls here.
You stole the lighter. That's why I have to go
Okay when we talked about that, because we don't rely
even get into we got a little bit on the
Big Show. Jake stuck up his toilet and start asking
everyone called Greg t betub right bethub because he backed
it off and Putreino in it, and of course everything
(05:50):
clogged back out into the top. So I said you
should snake it, and he didn't know what that means.
And I'm wondering how you got to be your age
and not know how to fix household stuff. You shouldn't
be literally, well that's why I bought drain. Oh but
how do you not go on YouTube like look stuff?
I gotta be honest. It was also nine third night.
YouTube doesn't work at night thurday night. The same thing.
(06:11):
What happened, like all of a sudden, old this green
group just started coming at you. What are you doing
in the tub? That green group is in the so
I put I put the draino in the bathtub, and
I walked to the kitchens. How half of it? And
I walked to the kitchen. Yes, it says weight fifteen
gave you the gues like a kid. Yes, Jake lives
(06:33):
in an apartment building with other people, and it's like
years old. All the plumbing is connected, so maybe with
someone else's shower tub or toilet that way, you may
have neighbor crap. But it's been it's been a few
days of the water accumulating. So finally I was like,
all right, I'm gonna get train. So I go to
do my dishes. While the drain I was sitting, I
turned on the water dishes in the bathtub. Let me
(06:56):
finish my story. I started on the kitchen sing, and
then I go back to the tub and now the
tub is fulled filled with dirty one At any point
before this happened, had you used a lighter? Okay, well
did you do you have a plunger? Can you plunge it?
Actually I did, Yeah, of course you did. Can you
plunge it? Yeah? I tried that, and then Brodie said snaked,
(07:17):
and I don't know what that means. Did you did you?
Did you inverse plunge it? What does that mean? Well,
the purpose of plunging is to take air and shove
it down. But if you put the plunger on and
pull up, then you're actually sucking this stuff back out. Huh.
Plunging goes in one direction. Well, it's supposed to down, yeah,
but if you if you go down, down, up, you're
(07:39):
actually pulling stuff back. Song. My kids don't about the tub.
I don't want that guy in my tub. Milk and cookie. Wait,
I'm hearing his chimes like Danielle dirty Bubbles al I have.
(08:07):
I have a top song, Scary is gonna pull it up?
I wrote Ernie from Sesame Street. Did you see the
dirty Ernie sent? You? Got it? Got it? Here we go.
Here's the top song for you. Oh go go go, go,
go go go, Ernie. It's your bathtime. We're gonna party
(08:27):
because it's your bathtime. We go sit for COTTI Coast.
It's your bathtime. To make sure you take your rubber,
pays your bath. You can find me in the tub
with my Mr Bob. Listen to this pretty so it
comes from my rubber duck. I'm into sitting down. I
ain't into standing up, So come give me a hug
if you're into getting scrubbed. As soon as I wake up,
I dream about my cub. I like the water deep
(08:50):
so it covers up my butt. People heard I live
with Bert, and they think that we're in love. I square.
I just live with him. I don't let him share
my club. But Ernie ain't gonna change. I won't stand up,
and I will stay there in my up until I'm
all pruned up. If you watch how I moved, your
mistake me for a puppet or Chip got a hand
up my book. But I don't walk with a limp
in the club of ladies saying love your striped shirt.
They like me. I want him to love me like
(09:10):
they love Bert. But on Sesame Street, the muppets will
tell you I'm local. Take a bath with your roommate
A bathtime is Kirk Kirk? Do you and Kirk take
baths together? No, neither of us really take bath You
call him the captain, but he's never heard that one before.
Should your girlfriend take a shower in the bath? Does
(09:32):
she take a shower in the bath in the bathtub. Yeah,
have you taken your girlfriend in the tub? She won't
be coming over. I've had three different apartments and I've
never ever taken a bath in any one of the three.
You smells that way. You don't seem like a bath guy.
I think, Guy, I think you would look awkward sitting
in the bath. I think, can you make a video
(09:53):
of you in the bathtub? A lot of guys would
look awkward in it? Who do you know any man
who take bath? I know if you guys. Yeah, Sheldon
take a but it's a British thing. Every now and
when we go to England. His mother takes bath's his
um with his mother's other half takes But I'm telling you,
(10:14):
Sheldon carry a person with red lipstick. Yeah, but it's
a British thing. Sleep. It's a British doesn't wear high
heels on Saturday. He wears a Fannie pack and high heels.
I'm trying. I'm trying to understand. Um. Yeah, the European people,
a lot of them do take baths. I've been to Europe.
They don't relax. You've been to Europe, like Foot has
been to Europe. That's really nice. We have lots of
(10:35):
people who listen to us that come from Europe. And
you just said there's stinking. No, I said a lot
of people in Europe with stinky. I didn't say Europeans
are stinking specifically talking about the French anyway. I did
not say the friend anyway. Um so, yes, if he
wants to relax a lot of times he will take
a bath. Okay, not to like wash himself, but to relax.
But how big is your bath? You have like a
normal size back. Well, we also have a jacuzzi and
(10:59):
you can fit like a half of a person in.
There are five pounds of green sloes. I just used
my baths as a freaking ice cooler. When I have parties,
I fill it up with ice and then all the
series that's where the beer goes, all the beer and
the wine and all that stuff. How do you have
so much ice? Do you not know how to buy
bags of ice? You know? Why buy ice when you
(11:20):
can make it? You're like Benjamin Button going back in time.
They have those bags in the freezer and you take
them home and you put them in the quel. Yes,
I know, mom, So you spend ten bucks on ice?
You have a free joiner can't make enough ice to
put in a tub. That's why I was asking. Yeah, well,
if you ever have a party and you need and bulk,
I'm never going to a party where there's ice in
Jake's bathroom. You don't want to do anything that touch Look,
(11:42):
you put green jello in there. But hey, do you
have a very tiny apartment? The bathroom is really small?
And what is it in New York City? You Drake
can't afford to live him in. He doesn't have silverware
or any of the other No I do, but that's
not like matching, you know, it's all he doesn't have
play You're so cute. Oh, I gotta take this call.
I'll be back my appointment whatever. Sorry, doesn't get a job.
(12:09):
Then I woke up this morning and the bathroom floor
was covering and water. She just had to get off
out of the podcast because the doctor was on the phone.
I think you show me a doctor who gets stopped
doing what he's doing to take a phone call her doctor. Obviously,
But but the doctor is one of those things that
you can never question unless you're a big a hole.
Because if it is a doctor, that that's fine. But
who were if we were to go, that's not the doctor,
(12:30):
then we look like it. But it's not the doctor.
It's his it's his assistant. But even so, it's still
the doctor's office. You cannot question a doctor. Yeah, but
it's not like she's it's a big deal. It's it's
the one excuse you can never question. Hold on, let's
see what's hold on? Hey? Is it for a regular
checkup where you've got something serious logical? No form? My
(12:51):
mirantor Daniel. Even if it wasn't the doctor and you
said it was the doctor, we still can't question you
because the doctor is that excuse that you cannot get around.
But it was, it was my neurologis. But even even so,
let's just say it was it was a friend, but
you said it was the doctor. We cannot say, oh,
that's not the doctor, because we would look like a whole.
That is true. It's the one excuse you can always use.
(13:13):
Do you have one that you always use an excuse?
It's either the doctor or the kids. The kids is
the best excuse. You can't use that because you don't
have kids. In Scrican, I don't have any freaking excuse.
You you've got doctor, I have you have doctor. Yes,
that's it I got. I got to lose weight. What
what other excuses do you guys have that I that
we don't. My go to one is always explosive diarrhea?
(13:35):
Yeah I have. Nobody will ever question you, Danielle. Have
you ever used cramps? No? Never, never. Some people take advantage.
I don't use that. What do you have, Brodie? What's
your excuse? Oh? I've used my daughter twister rankled gymnastics.
I have to go pick her up efect infection. By
the way, I'll stop taking pictures you now. We believe
(13:57):
you because you sound like that and you still don't
feel good. But be honest, we really didn't believe you.
You know, I don't take off there, Jake. You're at
a party and you want to get out of there,
so you tell someone you have explosive diarrhea. No, I
would never use it for that if I'm at a party.
Was the last time you used explosive diarrhea as an excuse? College?
The last time I can't make out with you? I
have exposed to get out of college class. I always
(14:20):
tell them in advance, Hey, look, I'm stopping by it
somewhere else. I need to go after that. So this way,
in the event I don't want to be there anymore,
I can always lean on that to Hey, remember I
told you that before. But if I'm having fun, then
I'm like, oh, you know what, I just canceled my appointment. Wait, Jake,
did you poop in your bathtub? No? I did not
prove leave him alone. Now the thing is one of
(14:41):
his neighbors. Did somebody poops in my back? Why didn't
you call your parents for help? By the way, because
like that, normally I called my dad. Look like, I'm
so lame. But if not really know if my if
my husband's not around, because you know, if he's on
an appointment or something, I'll call my dad and my
dad will help me. First, I called my brother because
he's like the handyman of Phase twelve I was older. Yeah,
(15:06):
I just called my mom. He fixes everything, but he
couldn't fix my tobe. How do I use this croc pod?
I want to I want to do like your son's
on the phone. I just I've never I know I have,
I've had it for a while, but I've never really
used it. So I said, you know what, I want
to make something here, But I want to leave the house.
(15:29):
Is it okay to leave at you know, five o'clock
in the morning and then come back at like noon
and the house will be okay. I don't want to
be like that TV show, only there was some electronic answer.
You see, my mom is my cooking go to as well,
though she like I eat things that I've grown up eating,
So everything that I make, she's probably made at some
point that I do the same thing. Call her the
(15:50):
Google recipes all the time too. Uncle, Mom, what was
that thing you put in your sauce? Can you tell
me what's that secret sauce recipe? But sauce rest a
p It's a different sauce that's in Jake's bathtub right now,
so curious. See what it looks like when I go home.
I'm kind of scary. Shower lighted your whole apartment. Oh,
that's gonna be great. Over the fifteen minute Morning Show,
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